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When Was Toilet Paper First Invented?
2008-07-31 06:26:00 “China, AD 1391 - Began producing toilet paper measuring 2 feet x 3 feet for use by the Emperors which was produced by the Bureau of Imperial Supplies.” [source]
By: Factsbuffet.com
RSStroom Reader: News on toilet paper
2008-06-02 08:05:00 This is one luxury that they forgot to add to the Souped-up John. It’s the perfect way to get the latest news, since most news is crappy news. It’s courtesy of Yi Tien Electronics, an innovator who saw the need for bathroom reading material and decided to fill it. They made a computer/printer/toilet fax that ...
By: SlipperyBrick
Toilet Paper Wedding Dress
2008-05-09 13:33:00 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Photos Vicky Heir is the winner of this years annual Cheap Chic Weddings Toilet Paper Wedding Gown Contest. The New Zealand contest was held at a wedding expo. There are specific rules for these toilet paper wedding dresses. Cottonsofts sponsors the contest and only two packs of the four count double length ...
By: Right Celebrity
Fun With Toilet Paper.
2008-04-30 20:01:00 Fun With Toilet Paper.Funny toilet paper. Creativity with toilet paper.Toilet paper for the rich: these toilet papers come in four gorgeous colors, which are said to be soft & silky. Apart from this the cost to make it feel special: in gift packages of three for $15 to $20 compared to a regular pack of six wrapped in plastic retails for $ 13 to $ 15.Another interesting one.With this Sudoku toilet paper all you need to do is to keep a pen on the back of your toilet.A great way to get back at some one in a humorous way as this toilet paper is the only toilet paper that will not tear!Another one of the funny toilet paper. Other Posts:Interesting Billboards.Vehicles Made Of Wood.Handling Heavy Machinery.Gardens With Distinctive Looks.Aquariums That Are Definitely Worth A Second Glance.
By: algebra of life
Officials propose rationing inmates' toilet paper
2008-04-29 06:36:00 Labor leaders are recommending that Montgomery County ration toilet paper for inmates to help save costs. The request comes as council members try to resolve a $297 million budget deficit. The president of the union that represents Montgomery County government employees has given council members a six-page memo of recommended budget cuts suggested by some of the workers. The recommendations include limiting inmates to two or three rolls of toilet paper a week. Union officials say inmates often deliberately clog toilets to cause problems at detention centers, wasting taxpayer money on both the toilet paper and the cost of fixing toilets.
By: Attuworld
An Attractive Woman At The Bar
2008-04-15 08:32:00 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy."Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands."Actually, no," he replied."Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair."I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. "Is there anything I can do?""Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
By: The Joke Blog
Windows Vista Toilet Paper available in Japan
2008-04-10 02:20:00 Here’s a new product, made in Japan, as you can see, it’s a printed toilet paper, but when you take a closer look, you can see the print is the famous Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD), in... Blog about Mac Computers, Apple Product and Design (from Photography, to Architecture). Embedded videos, apple commercials, photos, news, download links, a lot of tips and tricks, tutorials. Anything you need to make your Macintosh experience UNIQUE!
By: Mac Amour
I need toilet paper!
2008-04-05 05:23:00 I need toilet paper! The April Fools’ Day is coming soon. For the campus students, it may be the biggest day. All kinds of jokes and tricks can happen anytime anyplace. To the professor and to the classmates, every word could be faked. But there could be some mistakes. On the last April Fools’ Day, one of ...
Dooodle Your Bathroom Inspiration: WCNotes
2008-04-04 14:05:00 Designers Marc Graells, Miquel Monfort & Victor Viñamata believe that sometimes your ?best ideas come to you when you?re in the bathroom.? And since the toilet is not necessarily the best place for high tech gizmos, they came up with the WCNotes. The WCNotes is essentially a mash-up design of pen holder and toilet paper ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Dooodle Your Bathroom Inspiration: WCNotes", url: "http://EbayAnchor.net/2008/04/-04/dooodle-your-bathroom-inspir-ation-wcnotes.html" });
Toilet Paper Is For More Than Wiping
2008-04-04 13:56:00 Toilet Paper is for more than wiping. Justtoiletpaper.com realized the same thing. The company launched a line of printed toilet paper, perfect for advertising or delivering a personal message! ?On the average, people go to the bathroom 6 times a day,? the site says. ?Public restrooms are used very often. Why not place your business or ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Toilet Paper Is For More Than Wiping", url: "http://EbayAnchor.net/2008/04/-04/toilet-paper-is-for-more-tha-n-wiping.html" });
Man writes check on 2-ply toilet paper
(AP)
2008-03-28 02:42:00 AP - An upstate New York man embroiled in a dispute over his water bill is not being allowed to pay off his debt with a check written on toilet paper. Ron Borgna tried to settle his $2,509.66 bill with a check written on floral print, two-ply toilet paper Wednesday.
Man writes check on 2-ply toilet paper
(AP)
2008-03-27 22:37:00 AP - An upstate New York man embroiled in a dispute over his water bill is not being allowed to pay off his debt with a check written on toilet paper. Ron Borgna tried to settle his $2,509.66 bill with a check written on floral print, two-ply toilet paper Wednesday.
Windows Vista SP1 toilet paper
2008-03-20 00:48:00 Of course that it is just a joke. You can download real Windows Vista SP1 here
Windows Vista SP1 Toilet Paper Released in Japan
2008-03-17 10:35:00 Well you may have thought that this post is about some software called “Toilet Paper”. Nope, it is actually about the real thing. The Japanese folks are very much excited about the release of Windows Vista SP1 and that they even created toilet paper with highlighted vista features! According to AKIBA PC hotline, this is in ...
By: Vista Sense
Wipe your bum on Vista toilet paper!
2008-03-17 10:20:00 The Japanese are so excited about the upcoming release of Vista SP1 that they have released this special edition toilet paper. Go on, go BSOD on your ass! via
By: about:blank
Toilet Paper Brides | Wedding Dresses Made Entirely with Toilet Paper | Pic
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Does Anyone Else Around Here Know How to Change the Toilet Paper?
2008-03-11 06:36:00 by Pamela Simmons, LPC Click here to contact Pamela and/or see her GoodTherapy.org Profile It happens every week. I walk into the bathroom. There is no toilet paper on the roller. The good news is there is a new roll of toilet paper sitting right on top of the roller! Does anyone else face this dilemma? At ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Does Anyone Else Around Here Know How to Change the Toilet Paper?", url: "http://www.goodtherapy.org/cus-tom/blog/2008/03/10/does-anyone--else-around-here-know-how-to-c-hange-the-toilet-paper/" });
Mac Toilet Paper Dispenser
2008-03-10 14:46:00 Probably the best use of a mac ive ever seen! For only $15 you too can have a mac se toilet paper dispenser! For a step by step guide to turn your mac into something useful for a change, check out Engadget (I dont really mind Macs by the way, im just being feciscious)
By: about:blank
iCarta iPod Toilet Paper Holder
2008-03-02 07:13:00 When I saw this I just had to post it! This is genius. A iPod speaker that doubles as a toilet paper holder... or a toilet paper holder that doubles as a iPod Speaker, you decide! It has four waterproof speakers so you can here your tunes properly while doing your business. They can be purchased from http://www.old-fashioned-values-.com/ for $99.00iPod Joel• Email to a friend • Article Search • Related • •
By: iPod iDeas
Renova Colored Toilet Paper
2008-02-25 09:10:00 Okay yall. . . I thought I’d seen it all. But obviously, I have never been to Milan. I am not an international playboy. My name is not Mazimillian Copper. I have never participated in the Gumball 3,000 race, through the twisted streets of Europe, partying like a trust fund baby waking up in ...
What If We Wiped for Our Great, Great, Great, Great Grandchildren?
2008-02-15 10:07:00 We talk about a lot of topics here, focusing on what we can do as stewards of the resources around us and our time and life to love our neighbor. No topic is taboo, so we are going to talk, just briefly about what you wipe with. That’s write we are talking about T.P. We needed ...
By: Trying to Follow
Valentine?s Day Toilet Paper.
2008-02-11 09:53:00 For gift from the more thoughtful of partners… But at $14, you had better keep your SPW down to a minimum. (Sheets Per Wipe)via
By: about:blank
Printed Toilet Paper Flushes Humanity Down the Tubes, Again
2008-02-10 00:58:00 This toilet paper printed with manga, trivia and astronomy facts has the potential to change civilization as we know it, affecting generations to come and catapulting Humanity to the Stars. Or maybe destroy the planet. It can go either way, really. It’s Japan-only for now, but we demand this ingenious way to educate millions of ...
By: Gadgets Are Us
Blarguments VS Single-Ply Toilet Paper
2008-02-08 00:17:00 Everyone has their own butt-wiping strategy. Personally, I don’t like my finger to touch my butt or poo. I don’t understand the deal here. If the TP is too thin, we just use more. Except the single-ply is so rough it hurts the butt. I understand the train-of-thought though: “I own a store ...
By: Blarguments
Industrial Strength Toilet Paper? I?m Sure My Boss Will Be Ordering This St
2008-01-28 08:00:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F01%2F28%2Findustrial--strength-toilet-paper-im-sure-m-y-boss-will-be-ordering-this-st-uff%2F'; addthis_title = 'Industrial+Strength+Toilet+Pap-er%26%238230%3B+I%26%238217%3Bm-+Sure+My+Boss+Will+Be+Ordering+-This+Stuff%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
[Asinine] Man counts every sheet of toilet paper he uses and discovers Ange
2008-01-27 03:28:00 Denver Post
it always comes down to the toilet paper
2008-01-17 04:14:00 our anonymous submitter received this note after playing host to his friend’s band. in his defense, he says, “the house was not messy.” and, besides, “i never leave him notes when i do normal household chores like emptying the dishwasher and taking the trash out.” adds our submitter: “oh, and he can’t count ? it was ...
Toilet Paper
2008-01-16 17:34:00 This post might border on the edge of TMI (Too Much Information), but I just want anyone who is coming to Ghana for an extended stay to know to pack as much TP (Toilet Paper) your baggage space will allow. Toilet paper is expensive here (in relative terms since it?s a foreign product), so ...
Make a Toilet Paper Roll Turkey
2008-01-09 22:00:00 What You’ll Need: Toilet paper or paper towel roll (cut in half) Scissors Glue Markers, crayons, colored pencils, or paint How to Make It: Start by cutting a cardboard toilet paper tube in half. (...)
Sudoku Toilet Paper
2008-01-04 15:16:00 You are a realy sudoku freak?? Then go grab this Sudoku toilet paper (In the store, they call it Sudoku Loo Roll, well.. whatever) You can play sudoku even when you hooked in the closet. You don’t need to bring your Sudoku Book, magazine, or even A Nintendo DS with sudoku software on it to ...
By: Cutie gadget
Make a Toilet Paper Roll Octopus
2008-01-02 20:06:00 If you’re like me (and you should hope you’re not), you’ve got a lot of cardboard tubes from spent toilet paper rolls laying around the house. What to do, what to do? Make octopi! (...)
That's Not Toilet Paper On My Shoe
2007-12-29 23:42:00 Well, I finally dug myself out of the rubble. The Christmas gift rubble. I feel like I've been clawing my way out for weeks. Just when light would begin to stream in....BAM! An uncle, aunt, or grandmother would hand over another present to my spoiled brats beautiful children.The green and red gift wrap, the curly ribbon, the bows, wads and wads of tissue paper - I couldn't escape it all. It just kept appearing and I was tangled up like a mummy in the stuff.I grabbed the big leaf garbage bags, the kitchen ones just wouldn't do, to help dispose of the mess. As I was cleaning up I had to fight off the pup who was shredding, the already torn to bits wrapping paper, into minute, teeny tiny pieces. I then started shoving the heap, deep down into the bags, all the while trying to free my finger of the same piece of static-clinging plastic wrap from one of the boy's games. It wouldn't come off. The freakin thing would move from one hand to the other, then to my arm, then back to my fin...
Wedding in the Charmin Public Restroom, Wearing a Toilet Paper Dress
2007-12-20 15:35:00 Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols of Lexington, Kentukcy married in the Charmin Restrooms, a free public restroom facility in Times Square, New York City. This extraordinary wedding was part of Charmin's 2007 Wedding Dress Contest. Jennifer wore the winning dress by designer Hanah Kim, fashioned from glue, tape and Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong toilet tissue. The wedding ceremony, attended by family and friends. The bride's dress was made from 7 rolls of toilet paper. Link
By: The XO Directory
Bride Ties Knot in Toilet Paper Dress
2007-12-20 12:56:00 Check out this bride and groom. They married in a Times Square restroom Wednesday, with the bride clad in a toilet paper dress. Related PostsGrow Old With You by Katherine BurdenThe JourneyThe Story of UsReaction to Wedding, Death or Funeral
Toilet Paper Art
2007-12-13 12:49:00 Link: swiss missTags: toilet, art, paper, picture, typography
By: Hotube
The Toilet Paper King
2007-11-30 16:00:00 I’ve been doing a lot of soul-numbing administrative stuff to attempt to further my literary career lately, so I’m wrung out writing-wise. But I would like to report that I went to Costco this week and summarily discovered the we already had toilet paper in the attic, so we are now the proud owners of ...
By: The Frog Bog
Hello Kitty Toilet Paper Dispenser
2007-11-28 03:45:00 Kitty Hell is now reaching saturation point with a Hello Kitty toilet paper dispenser. Press a button to release a pre-programmed length of desired toilet tissue. There are 9 exciting length settings to choose from, ranging from, umm… 1 sheet to 9 sheets! I’m pretty sure Kitty-chan can’t handle remembering the length settings for more than one person though, so the rest of the family will just have to suck down 9 “let’s murder the earth today” that daddy keeps setting it to. Of course, if you’ve actually bought this piece of crap and are hence using electricity to power it anyway, you are probably not the most environmentally conscious family. $220-odd, from all crappy retailers. Technorati Tags: crap, dispenser, hello, japan, kitty, paper, useless, toilet
By: Japan Tech
Hello Kitty gets her own automatic toilet paper dispenser
2007-11-26 10:33:00 Â The Hello Kitty TP dispenser is gushing with obligatory cuteness and can be programmed to dole out exactly the right amount of paper with each button press; of course, there really should be a couple of buttons to satisfy the whole family, but we digress. Sadly, automatic toilet paper dispensers are nothing new to this gadget-crazed world, but the latest from Sanrio puts a bizarre twist
Joe Francis Says He?s Got No Toilet Paper In Jail?Wonder What He Uses Inste
2007-11-24 19:51:00 “GIRLS Gone Wild” crybaby Joe Francis continues his torture tour of America, now whining about how he supposedly suffered in an Oklahoma jail and revealing what went on behind bars in Panama City, Fla. Francis - who’s now in relative comfort in a third jail in Reno, Nev. - told Page Six, “I fear for my ...
Mr. Whipple, the closet toilet-paper squeezer, has died.
2007-11-20 14:19:00 A lil slow on the uptake here, so I would assume this occurred on Sunday. clipped from di-ablog.blogspot.comNinety-one--year-old Dick Wilson died of natural causes yesterday at the Motion Picture & Television Fund Hospital in Woodland Hills.Wilson made more than 500 Charmin commercials, the first airing in 1964 where he was consumed with keeping housewives from squeezing the toilet paper. The campaign ended in 1985, but Wilson went on to play parts in "Bewitched," "Hogan's Heroes" and "The Bob Newhart Show."RIP Mr. Whipple, and when you look down from your soft two-ply white cloud (oops, wrong toilet paper), know there are generations out there who will never forget "Please don't squeeze the Charmin."
By: Lazee Rants
Funny Airline Complaint - Written On Toilet Paper
2007-11-14 14:26:00 Although you may have seen this before I felt it was funny enough to post it again just in case. Supposedly this is an actual complaint to an airline company that was written by a passenger?on toilet paper of all things. It's really pretty funny.7 Zoom(s)
How to solve the toilet paper shortage in Cuba:
2007-11-10 17:02:00 Give every Cuban a copy of this book. (WARNING: if you do follow the link, be prepared to gag at the fawning praise given Fidel Castro by the useful idiot reviewing the book).
Toilet Paper
2007-11-01 17:24:00 I don't know why this is so damn mesmerizing. (Use your cursor to drag the roll.)
By: Bamboo Nation
Cool Renova toilet paper ads
2007-11-01 13:47:00 I love these Renova toliet paper ads… They are creative and interesting…
By: Funatiq
Al Gore set to wipe his bum with 100% Recycled Aussie Toilet Paper
2007-10-27 10:50:00 Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al Gore, is set to receive a year's supply of 100 percent recycled toilet paper to his home in Nashville, Tennessee from a Queensland paper company after he was lost for words recently when asked if he used recycled toilet paper at home.Dubbed the 'Noah of modern times', Gore appeared on the Nine Networks national breakfast program TODAY recently and discussed the modifications he's made to his home to minimise his carbon footprint, including solar panels, new light bulbs, a geothermal system for heating and cooling and a rainwater collection system.However, Gore came unstuck when asked if he used recycled toilet paper, admitting he "would need to check that,"SAFE, part of the company that manufacturers 100% recycled toilet paper saw the interview and shipped Gore a whole year's supply."If you're a climate change campaigner, as Gore is, then you should definitely be leading by example and using toilet paper made from 100% recovered paper," SAFE said."...
Free Charmin Toilet Paper Roll Extender
2007-10-26 02:16:00 http://www.charmin.com/en_us/pa-ges/extender_request.shtml
By: Goto Free Stuff
Toilet Paper
2007-10-24 01:15:00 I really am an unfortunate soul. I don’t know why these things always happen to me; my best explanation is that I must have been Hitler in my past life. The whole way home today I felt something cooking down under. I unwittingly experimented with a street kebab vendor while out visiting a friend and the ...
Sen. Larry Craig now says there was toilet paper stuck to his shoe
2007-10-18 01:58:00 Now that he's had a full four months to get his story straight, Sen. Craig adds that he was picking up the piece of toilet paper off of the ground because it was stuck to his heel - and, chuckling, says he didn't want to go out with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Black Toilet Paper
2007-10-06 11:29:00 Renova Black Toilet Paper The Renova Black Toilet Paper has been a big hit in Europe for years and has been found in the bathrooms of the popular restaurants and hotels in Madrid, Paris and Milan. Three stylish black toilet paper rolls in a uniquely designed tube. The perfect gift for a hard to gift hostess. Renova ... |
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