MAXIM & UDDERS ON INSOLENT RUDDER
2008-04-06 23:42:00 BIRD: Shameful self-emulation, I know, but have you heard about Maxim Ripyorebollokov's Notes From Pubistan in the excellent mag Insolent Rudder at http://www.insolentrudder.net?B-UFFALO: Birdy, you know what happens when you introduce a character within a character.BIRD: Dude, it's not me. Not the REAL me. And Maxim's a pal. In need.BUFFALO: Now hold on there, buddy. Am I talking to you, Maxim, or Stu?BIRD: Eh? Me, natch. Why'd you ask?BUFFALO: Cos I just don't know any more. And what's the deal with the editor of Insolent Rudder at http://www.insolentrudder.net?- This Tim Ljunggren dude... Isn't he the Sage of Sweden?BIRD: Is he? Who told you that?BUFFALO: You did, you plank!BIRD: Oh. You know, I really don't know. I mean, I've parleyed with him on Skype and all and NOTHING he said led me to believe he's in any way a Swede-oh.BUFFALO: Tim Ljunggren?BIRD: No, dude! The Sage of Sweden!BUFFALO: Jeez, Birdman. I feel like I don't know my ass from my Freddy these...
Tranmere v Huddersfield
2007-10-25 18:40:00 Football betting on a League One match today : Tranmere Rovers v Huddersfield Town !
By: QueensBet
TNR And Pinched Udders
2007-10-03 01:50:00 This is REALLY too much. I suppose they haven't learned their lessons or they think no one is watching them. Good thing Michelle Malkin and Hot Air are on the job.Michelle;Snorty-snort-snort-. Hoo-boy. The New Republic: My new favorite unintentional humor magazine. If I could cackle like Hillary right now, I would. ***Franklin Foer was, uh, unavailable for comment.Hot Air:File this under: How did this get past the editors? Oh, right, this is The New Republic we?re talking about, where editors don?t actually, you know, edit. Is The New Republic dumb enough to weigh in on the Rush Limbaugh ?phony soldiers? phony controversy? Why yes, yes it is. Eve Fairbanks, thankyouverymuch for inserting The New Republic and its unique history regarding phoniness into this story. You would have been wiser to do what your editor did a couple of weeks ago and just stay under your desk. Fairbanks? post over at TNR?s The Plank begins:Click the links and be prepared to learn the Hillary Crackle.TNR a...
HUDDERS TO THE RESCUE
2007-02-13 12:50:00 MRS HUDSON: Oh, Mr Sherlock, I had no idea.HOLMES: It's all right, Hudders, you weren't to know.MRS HUDSON: And this baby of yours...HOLMES: My son.MRS HUDSON: You've really no idea where he is now?HOLMES: Unfortunately, not. The mother gave strict instructions that I was to be kept in the dark about his whereabouts.MRS HUDSON: But surely with all your powers of detection, you could find him, Mr Sherlock.HOLMES: Alas, there are some puzzles even the great Sherlock Holmes cannot solve.MRS HUDSON: But have you tried to find him?HOLMES: Oh, dear Hudders, it is not so simple. The boy, no doubt, has changed name and identity a hundred times since he was brought into this ugly world of ours.MRS HUDSON: Oh, Mr Sherlock, is that a tear I see in your eye?HOLMES: I fear it is, Hudders.MRS HUDSON: Oh, come here, you silly old fruit.(MRS HUDSON PULLS HOLMES TO HER WELCOMING BOSOM)MRS HUDSON: Is that better, Mr Sherlock?HOLMES: (sighs) Much better, sweet udders. I mean Hudders.MRS HUDSON: The...
EEStor unveils ultracapacitor-based battery system, Li-ion shudders in fear
2007-01-24 17:57:02 From Engadget: If relying on sunlight and downhill routes in Venturi's uber-green Eclectic doesn't exactly sound feasible for yo... |
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