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devotee's heart chakra | meditative quranic verses
2008-04-24 07:57:00 1.Allatheena itha thukira Allahu wajilat quloobuhum waalssabireena AAala ma asabahum waalmuqeemee alssalati wamimma razaqnahum yunfiqoonaThe devotees are the ones whose heart chakra (*) resonates whenever God is mentioned and are patient with anything that comes to them, and those who keep up prayer and from the provisions given to them, they give to charity.- The Quran 22:352.a Sheikh was asked: "What is Sufism?"He said: "To feel joy in the heart when sorrow appears."compare with the above verse where it says, "... are patient with anything that comes to them""to feel joy in heart when sorrow appears" has many dimensions around its explanation, but one of which can be explained by the quality of certitude and reliability upon Beloved to the extent that even when sorrow arrives, the lover knows all is from the Divine and whether its joy or sorrow, all is from the Single Source. My Shaykh Sidi, may God be pleased with him, would always say, "its a gift from Allah" whether its an acci...
Michelle Malkin verses Michelle Obama
2008-04-21 04:37:00 There is an e-mail that is wandering thru the internet. No, this one is not from that guy in Africa who has $20 million that he needs your help and your money to procure. This one is an article that Right Wing Blogger Michelle Malkin has written entitled - Michelle Obama?s America?and mine. ...
Daydreaming Verses Vision Creation Which Goal Setting Method Transforms To
2008-04-12 00:00:00 It's another long day, but much is not happening. Your mind drifts and you think about sunny beaches, and the cool breeze. Though this feels great this idea unfortunately will very likely never happen.
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Daydreaming Verses Vision Creation - Which Goal Setting Method Transforms T
2008-04-11 07:00:00 It’s another long day, but much is not happening. Your mind drifts and you think about sunny beaches, and the cool breeze. Though this feels great this idea unfortunately will very likely never happen. Ask a lot of people what they want and you will often hear materialistic desires of ‘I want a yacht’, ‘I want ...
By: Resources zone
Audio: Lil Wayne - A Millie (New Verses)
2008-04-08 04:45:00 CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOADE.G Radio, ExtravaGangsta Radio,
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My ABC Bible Verses: Hiding God?s Word in Little Hearts (Hardcover)
2008-04-07 04:04:00 My ABC Scripture Verses: Hiding God’s Word in Little Hearts (Hardcover)By Susan Hunt Buy new: $10.1935 utilised and new from $8.99 Customer Rating: First tagged “childrens books” by Lou Ann Lott Customer ...
Fitna VS Verses of Love
2008-04-03 06:58:00 The second anti-Islam film, Fitna, expected to be released on April 20 (in September of 2005, Danish daily Jyllands-Posten published cartoons of man it called Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) with a bomb-shaped turban, sparking furor in the Muslim world). The clip from Fitna already aired on a Dutch television channel (I believe it very offensive and insulting to muslim). We all know, since 9/11 Islam and the Muslims in the world have been standing center stage on international issue, and the Islamphobia is getting worst in every where in every aspect of Muslims Life. We are being targeted by a campaign of defamation, denigration, intolerance and discrimination.If you have Fitna, We also have Verses of Love (Ayat-ayat Cinta), a local movie that comes to counter Fitna and show the true face of Islam. Unfortunately, we don't have an english version yet. But I hope, it can help us to tell other believers about the true face of Islam. Wake up to the challenge and show to the world that we are b...
Pre-emptive Timing verses Permissive Timing - what?s best for you? Posted B
2008-04-03 05:04:00 Do you keep computer based time sheets? This article discusses the differences between Pre-emptive and Permissive time collection specifically related to time sheets and time and attendance software applications. More: continued here
'Satanic Verses' play premieres in Germany
2008-03-29 21:07:00 Al-Arabiya -- The play, adapted from Rushdie's 1988 book, was reworked for the stage by the manager of the Hans Otto Theatre in the eastern city of Potsdam, Uwe Eric Laufenberg, and dramatist Marcus Mislin.Amid heavy media coverage of the upcoming premiere, the general secretary of the Central Council of Muslims in Germany, Aiman Mazyek, urged followers of Islam to remain calm over the staging of the play and engage in a "critical and constructive dialogue" about the issues it raises.But he also questioned whether the play might go too far.
Immaculate is Allah | meditative quranic verses
2008-03-16 18:49:00 .. subhana'Llahiwa ta'alaamma yushrikoon... Immaculate is Allahand exaltedabove any limited comparison ascribed.- 28:68 | Quran, the Final Testament
Mortgage Pre-approval verses Mortgage Pre-qualification
2008-03-12 01:24:00 Mortgage Pre-Approval versus Mortgage Pre-Qualification Is there a difference between a Mortgage Pre-Qualification letter and a Mortgage Pre-Approval letter? The reality is that most all buyers need to obtain a mortgage loan to purchase a home. Since mortgage approval is such an integral aspect of a home purchase, wouldn't it make sense that REALTORS® have a better understanding of the mortgage pre-approval process, since so few buyers are able to buy a home and pay cash. Speaking as a REALTOR®, the difference is in documentation and verification. In other words, is the buyer providing copies of income paystubs and bank account statements to the Mortgage Lender or is the Mortgage Lender simply relying on verbal information provided by the buyer? More often than not, the difference between the two terms is that one is issued without any verification of information and the other starts with the buyer providing written documentation of all information provided. While neither is ...
Verses Metaphrastes
2008-03-08 16:20:00 O Thou Who givest me willingly Thy Flesh as food, Thou Who art fire that doth consume the unworthy, let me not be scourched, O my Creator.But rather, enter Thou into my members, into all my joints, my reigns, my heart.Burn up the thorns of all my sins. Purify my soul, sanctify my thoughts.Strengthen my substance together with my bones.Enlighten my simple five senses. Nail down the whole of me with the fear of Thee.Ever protect, preserve, and keep me from every soul-corrupting deed and word.Purify, cleanse and adorn me; make me comely, give me understanding and enlighten me.Show me to be the dwelling-place of Thy Spirit alone, and no longer a habitation of sin, that from me as Thine abode through the entry of Communion, every evildoer, every passion may flee as from fire.As intercessors I offer unto Thee all the saints, the commanders of the bodiless hosts, Thy Forerunner, the wise apostles, and Thine undefiled pure Mother, whose entreaties do Thou accept, O my compassionate Christ, ...
By: Catholic Prayers
MySpace Poet Lance Strate Writes Verses for Sierra Waters
2008-03-02 10:06:00 MySpace poet Lance Strate has written verses for time traveller Sierra Waters ... I sent it to one of her listening posts in 2042, and who knows if it will get through, but you can read it any time at A River Song for Sierra Waters...Sierra is really taking on a life of her own, with a Facebook group, a MySpace page, a Second Life life (see picture below), an appearance in an 18th century painting (see below), and now this poem...And, of course, there will be more Sierra adventures in Unburning Alexandria...You can read her story, known to me as of 2007, in The Plot to Save Socrates ... enjoy the first chapter, FREE!painting by Jean-Baptiste Régnault, 1785Socrates dragging Alcibiades from the Embrace of S.listen to Light On Light Through podcast also iTunes Paul Levinson's books
By: Infinite Regress
Chap. 10 - 'The PETAnic Verses'
2008-03-01 06:00:00 The History of GinorA Fox's TailIs Life Existential? Y-ou Decide.by ' Colorado&nbs-p;' Gumi...I n s p i r e d By T r u e E v e n t s...Chapter 10The PETAnic VersesAt odd times in odd places over the past several years remarkable rhyming couplets have been found that appear to be related parts of a supremely sublime poetic work. The first verse was found on the floor under a table in a library associated with a Ivy League university in the United States of America. The table was oddly askew and appeared to have been leaned against or sat upon (or both) by party, or parties unknown. Another was found by the night doorman in a big city apartment building when he investigated an elevator alarm. Tracing the alarm, he opened the elevator's outer doors to find it stopped between floors, empty except for a verse scrawled tissue that drifted like a feather to settle at his feet. The other couplet pairs were discovered in similar circumstances.Th...
Prayer ? What are some verses on forgiveness of sins?
2008-02-24 14:35:00 What are some verses on forgiveness of sins? ?Please pardon the sins of this people because of your magnificent, unfailing love, just as you have forgiven them ever since they left Egypt. Then the LORD said, “I will pardon them as you have requested? (Numbers 14:19-20). ?Forgive the rebellious sins of my youth; look instead through the ...
Au Revoir Simone - Verses of Comfort, Assurance & Salvation
2008-02-22 05:46:00 Au Revoir Simone - Verses of Comfort, Assurance & Salvation [2006] Genre/Género: Indie, Pop. Sounds Like/Suena Como: Camera Obscura, Architecture in Helsinki, The Postmarks.
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Thursday 13: 13 verses in I Corinthians 13
2008-02-14 02:06:00 1 If I speak in human and angelic tongues but do not have love, I am a resounding gong or a clashing cymbal.2 And if I have the gift of prophecy and comprehend all mysteries and all knowledge; if I have all faith so as to move mountains but do not have love, I am nothing.3 If I give away everything I own, and if I hand my body over so that I may boast but do not have love, I gain nothing.4 Love is patient, love is kind. It is not jealous, (love) is not pompous, it is not inflated,5 it is not rude, it does not seek its own interests, it is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury,6 it does not rejoice over wrongdoing but rejoices with the truth.7 It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.8 Love never fails. If there are prophecies, they will be brought to nothing; if tongues, they will cease; if knowledge, it will be brought to nothing.9 For we know partially and we prophesy partially,10 but when the perfect comes, the partial will pass ...
By: Liza's Eyeview
Thursday 13: 13 verses in I Corinthians 13
2008-02-14 02:06:00 1 If I speak in human and angelic tongues but do not have love, I am a resounding gong or a clashing cymbal.2 And if I have the gift of prophecy and comprehend all mysteries and all knowledge; if I have all faith so as to move mountains but do not have love, I am nothing.3 If I give away everything I own, and if I hand my body over so that I may boast but do not have love, I gain nothing.4 Love is patient, love is kind. It is not jealous, (love) is not pompous, it is not inflated,5 it is not rude, it does not seek its own interests, it is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury,6 it does not rejoice over wrongdoing but rejoices with the truth.7 It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.8 Love never fails. If there are prophecies, they will be brought to nothing; if tongues, they will cease; if knowledge, it will be brought to nothing.9 For we know partially and we prophesy partially,10 but when the perfect comes, the partial will pass ...
By: Liza's Eyeview
Vacation Rentals Verses A Late Deal Holiday.
2008-02-11 07:33:00 Late deal holidays are the perfect remedy for those everyday work blues. An unplanned last minute holiday can lift your mood, inspire your mind and make you feel re-vitalised. Planning a holiday well in advance clearly has some benefits, not least that growing feeling of pre-holiday excitement and anticipation. But when you book last minute you ...
Philippines Church uses Japanese anime to popularize Bible verses
2008-02-11 00:00:00 To spark a renewed interest in the Bible among young Filipinos, the Catholic Church is making use of popular Japanese-style animation or anime to spread inspirational Bible verses that can be downloaded on mobile phones for only a few cents.The Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines has launched a program called ''Bible Anime,'' a line of manga-inspired religious passages and Bible-based characters aimed at winning the hearts of youth in the predominately Roman Catholic cou ...
are they in doubt! | meditative quranic verses
2008-02-03 06:28:00 Alaa innahum fee miryatinmin liqa-i Rabbihim!Alaa innahu bikulli shay-in muheetun?Ah indeed! Are they in doubt concerning the Meeting with their Lord?Now surely is not He surrounding all things?. The Quran 41:54. graphics credit | This symbol of the Bahá'ís forms a calligraphy of the Arabic letters Ba and Ha (Bahá, meaning Glory), and depicts the levels of God, the Manifestation of God and mankind, bound together vertically by revelation. In esoteric symbology Ba stands for Bismillah, the Name of Divine engraved upon everything in the cosmos and Hu for the Essence ITSelf.:: read previous posts on the series{ Meditative Quranic Verses }
every human soul is guarded | meditative Quranic verses
2008-01-28 03:59:00 In kullu nafsin lamma AAalayha hafithun.no human soul has ever been left unguarded. The Quran 86:4# alternative translation of this verse pregnant with many esoteric implications and inner level of meanings, which includes the subject of mystical relationship of human soul - Divine Soul and the concept of guardian angel:. There is no human soul but has a guardian over it.. Absolutely, every being is well guarded.# worth mentioning, one of the Divine qualities of God is Al-Hafiz, The Preserver, The Protector, The Guardian.(...) inna rabbee AAala kulli shay-in hafeethun.. surely my Lord is the Guardian over all. 11:57
Backing up your computer verses archiving
2008-01-26 18:33:00 I often find people get confused with the idea of backups vs archives. Both are very important ways to keep information, yet each has it's own unique characteristics and purpose. I found this article on multiply.com that helps clear up the mystery. To summarize, if a record is copied for protection, we can probably call it a backup. If the same record is stored on some media with particular concern with immediate access, it is probably safe to call it an archive. Read More...
10 Verses About Me
2008-01-26 14:15:00 I've been tagged in the space of 12 hours, to do 2 memes - first 7 random things about me, and then "10 for 10". Not only that, they want it in verse. I told them I was up for the challenge. I went to bed with some ideas in my head and I was up with the birds this morning to create the following piece for your reading pleasure. So, here goes:Self-ishSome folks want to know a few things about meWhere do I begin? What?s intriguing? let?s see:I can?t start my day if I don?t have a brewOf English, Darjeeling, or Earl Grey, it?s true!But I won?t turn you down if the coffee?s just made;As long as its origin?s truly, Fair Trade.I?ve been on adventures away from my home;To Europe, at sixteen, but not yet to Rome.I?ve travelled around all the lakes of Killarney,And even bent backwards to kiss the Stone, Blarney.I dated a dubious bunch in my youth;Waded, through all sorts of sluggards, uncouth,And finally connected with just the right mate;Through, would you believe it? A telephone date!My f...
you are bound to rise high | meditative Quranic verses
2008-01-19 20:44:00 wa la tahinoo, wa la tahjanoowa'ntumul al-aAAlawna inkuntum mumeena.Be not, faint of heart,and grieve not: for you are bound to rise high if you are believers.- The Quran. surat al-imran. 3:139To become a believer is not really about believing into "something", blind faith is denounced even by God and not welcomed in this love affair of submission.The desert arabs say, "We believe".Say unto them O Muhammad, "You do not have faith yet; rather say, We submit to the Divine Will, for faith has not yet entered into your hearts." - The Quran. surat al-hujurat 49:14The whole affair is really about opening of heart to something higher. Submission to Divine Will embodies that quality of opening. A believer is the one who has opened his or her heart to Divine like a sunflower that opens to the sun. Opening of heart is a real necessity not for Divine's sake but applies to everything we deal in this human journey, including every little or big mundane things."... for you are bound to rise hig...
Ipod Verses MP3 Who is Winning the Music War
2008-01-06 00:00:00 Todays technology buzz is constantly sweeping in new trends for every consumer needs. It is impossible to keep up with the latest versions on the market. Consumers wonder which player is unique and offers the superior utility for their dollar. Which one will compliment their needs? With the latest trends at their doorsteps, consumers want ...
11kV Verses 12kV Short Circuit make break tests
2008-01-05 16:18:00 Hello, One innocent question, In India many substations asks for 11 kV switchgear where as IEC does not provide any values for the 11kV for TRV in case of breaker. So how these 11 kv breakers are tested according to what for making and breaking tests for short circuit? Moreover
Electrocution Verses Spending the Christmas Money on Myself
2008-01-05 15:20:00 This Christmas my parents asked what I wanted. I told them I really (truly) didn't want anything from them, and just worry about the Grandkids. My mother asked for a list and I told her I really didn't have a list. I don't shop, I don't window shop. I wasn't born with a 'shoe gene' or a anything remotely instinctive to want to spend hours handing over cash for clothing. I told her we just
What are some Bible verses on prayer?
2007-12-28 14:15:00 Here is a selection of Bible verses on prayer: Prayer is Effective “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us. And if we know that he hears us - whatever we ask - we know that we have what we asked of him” (1 ...
Quran ?verses? Bible - episode 1
2007-12-01 17:39:00 Which is the real book of God? We compare, you decide! In this series of posts, we will pit select Quranic and Biblical verses against each to see which book’s claim to a divine author are credible. The criteria for determining that is self-evident, but here are a few guidelines: Which one is more scientific? Which verse is ...
Coke Verses Pepsi
2007-11-29 19:30:00 For this debate, I am going to add a twist just like so many TV reality shows. I am going to compare both brands semi-diet products, Coke C2 and Pepsi Edge. To set the ground rules, both brands boast half the carbs and half the calories but all the taste of their respected flagship ...
Verses on Seeking God
2007-11-28 08:55:00 The LORD is with you, while ye be with him; and if ye seek him, he will be found of you; but if ye forsake him, he will forsake you.2 Chron 15:2Sow to yourselves in righteousness, reap in mercy; break up your fallow ground: for it is time to seek the LORD, till he come and rain righteousness upon you. Hosea 10:12But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Hebrews 11:6That they should seek the Lord, if haply they might feel after him, and find him, though he be not far from every one of us:...Acts 17:27The LORD is good unto them that wait for him, to the soul that seeketh him. Lamentations 3:25For thus saith the LORD unto the house of Israel, Seek ye me, and ye shall live:...Amos 5:4But if from thence thou shalt seek the LORD thy God, thou shalt find him, if thou seek him with all thy heart and with all thy soul. Deut. 4:29...The hand of our God is upon all them for go...
Verses on God's Protection
2007-11-28 08:38:00 Sometimes it's good to have all these verses together because when we actually go through a trial or are in fear of something, we might forget.The name of the Lord is a strong tower: the righteous runneth into it, and is safe. Prov 18:10 The angel of the Lord encampeth round about them that fear him, and delivereth them. Psalm 34:7 For the eyes of the Lord run to and fro throughout the whole earth, to shew himself strong in the behalf of them whose heart is perfect toward him. Herein thou hast done foolishly: therefore from henceforth thou shalt have wars. 2 Chron 16:9 The Lord shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul. The Lord shall preserve thy going out and they coming in from this time forth, and even for ever more. Psalm 121:7,8. When thou liest down, thou shalt not be afraid: yea, thou shalt lie down, and thy sleep shall be sweet. Prov 3:24 And who is he that will harm you, if ye be followers of that which is good? 1 Peter 3:13 ...The beloved of the...
forex-dollar reverses fall after euro hits record - Reuters UK
2007-11-25 12:11:00 forex-dollar reverses start after euro hits recordReuters UK, UK -Nov 23, 2007new york , nov 23 (reuters) - the euro ordered a achievement broad against the note primeval on friday, but the key $1.50 take remained discover of accomplish when the nowness … More: continuing here
Nikkei reverses gains at close
2007-11-19 07:45:00 TOKYO: Japan's Nikkei average reversed earlier gains and extended its losing streak to the third straight session on Monday as the strong yen dampened investor sentiment amid a lack of factors... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
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so shall you return | meditative Quranic verses
2007-11-10 18:53:00 kama badaakum, taAAoodoona.just as He brought you forth into being, so shall you return. The Quran 7:29
How does God rate in the polls verses the devil?
2007-11-09 14:32:00 According to a Fox News poll, ninety-two percent of the U.S. population believes in God. This is interesting because the PEW Research Institute has statistics that show that roughly forty-nine percent of the population attends houses of worship on a regular basis and forty-nine percent attend rarely if at all. Evidently God is more popular than organized religion or going to Church. The Gallop Poll and the Harris Poll and an ABC News poll also confirm this, but God’s popularity percentage verses the popularity of going to church varies with each poll. Sometimes I suppose it depends on how the spirit moves you or what and who you think that God is. Unfortunately seventy-one percent of the population believes that the devil exists, but this doesn’t mean he is popular – thank God.Of course you can skew the poll results in many different ways depending on how you ask a question and interpret the results. Perhaps this is why the same Fox News poll shows that eighty-five percent of ...
By: Johnny Oops
The most popular Bible verses online??What do you think?
2007-11-01 06:56:00 The most popular Bible verses according to Topverses have been revealed after an internet survey of 37 million Bible references. The survey results rank every Bible verse by popularity and are published on TopVerses.com website. I’ve listed the top 5 verses below for your review. Does your favorite verse rank in the Top 5? This ...
By: Missionary Road
Walking inhibits, reverses bone loss caused from prostate cancer treatment
2007-10-29 11:48:00 A recent research has revealed that walking inhibits and even reverses bone loss caused by prostate cancer treatment. According to the researchers, ...
By: B4U India
Rising fertiliser demand reverses decade of decline
2007-10-26 14:30:00 Fertiliser demand is set to rise by 200,000t this season, according to the AIC
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A Quantum Math Description of Parallel Universes
2007-10-19 13:56:00 There could be another Earth, a Doppelganger planet, full of healthy bees in another parallel universe - just like the famous Schroedinger’s cat in the physics thought experiment about quantum mechanics - in which all states of existence are probable at the same time. That’s why Schroedinger’s cat can be both dead and alive at ...
Sheriff Joe Verses the Constitution
2007-10-18 21:07:00 JOE ARPAIO IS AT IT AGAIN!Arizona is rich with outlaw-lawman history. Anyone who knows anything about me knows about ...
Lee Verses Speed, The Meeting
2007-10-13 11:03:00 Bolton manager, Sammy Lee, and First Team Coach, Gary Speed, had a second meeting, believed to be on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 to discuss their differences and how to resolve the problem. Also in attendance were Phil Gartside and possibly Hayden Evans who is Gary Speed?s agent. You?ve read the speculation now read the transcript. SL : ...
Columbia reverses course, agrees to give cops noose video
2007-10-12 01:56:00 After stonewalling cops for more than 24 hours, Columbia University has agreed to hand over security tapes that could help ID the person who left a hangman’s noose on a black professor’s office door. The Ivy League school initially told cops they needed a subpoena to get a look at security tapes from Teachers College and ...
By: The Hot Joints
Hurt Verses harm - How to know the Difference!
2007-10-10 22:38:00 [Your browser does not support frames or is currently configured not to display frames. Please contact tech support if you are unable to configure your browser for frames.]Its says don't base your boundaries on the reaction you get!One good comment was, "When you place boundaries down with a control freak don't expect them to call you blessed!"Its entertaining, and will make you giggle! It also has a really good message!Boundaries, Domestic abuse, Domestic Violence, faith, abuse, screaming, bad things happen, discipline
Unique Wedding Invitation Verses and Wording
2007-10-10 04:38:00 Setting the date for your wedding is probably the most difficult thing to do when organizing this special event. For most women, it couldn't happen sooner, whereas setting the date can give cold feet to most men, as this is the day when they begin a completely new life. But things don't have to be so black and white. Once two people have discovered that they love each other very much and want to unite their destinies, their wedding day is a very special occasion, a time when they express their commitment to one another in the eyes of God and everyone that gathers together to join them in celebrating this special union.When it comes to organizing a wedding, things can get a little out of hand if you fail to cover all the details, even the least significant ones. Everything must be perfect so that the newly weds and their guests can have a great time and remember this day forever. Furthermore, everyone wants their wedding day to be truly special and making everything as less formal ...
By: Wedding Guide
Spain traverses a high risk of contagion of the real-estate crisis in USA,
2007-10-02 13:55:00 Spain is clearly one of the countries with high risk of contagion after the snap of the crises real-estate North American, once rejected, the real effect of bubble waited in 2007, according to the study ' Construction in the world is American crisis contagious?, of the company of credit assurance Euler Hermes SFAC.
Butta Verses - ?War Of The Roses ft. CL Smooth?
2007-10-01 19:44:00 New music from the FL hailing, but BX raised MC Butta Verses, featuring CL Smooth. The track is taken off of his upcoming mixtape entitled “Fix Tape” which drops a bit later this week. ‘War of the Roses’ is what you can assume it to be about, the obstacles we rational fellas go through to ...
By: Nerd with Swag
Mittingtons Traverses Time and Space!!!
2007-09-28 22:46:00 Many of my old chums are constantly asking how I manage to be in both New York and Los Angeles simultaneously. The answer is a quite simple matter of quantum physics. You see, a few years back, while shopping at a jumble sale in Baraboo, Wisconsin, I came across a life-sized replica of a London Police Box. The retailer, a surly broad with mother of pearl lipstick and nineteen chins, informed me that she would not accept any less than $5.00 for the thing. I say! People have lost that rubbish-ridding spirit of yesteryear. I stuck to my guns at $2.00 and waited around until dusk. When the thing still hadn't sold the woman furled her furry lips and spat out her chaw with disgust. "Take it! Just take it, you filthy thing!"I must assume that that her hip width had prohibited her from ever stepping inside of the thing. Once I got it home I opened the door to reveal a large, space-ship-like room. This was no Police Box! It was a genuine Tardis!!! Now I use it to traverse the globe in mere...
By: Mr. Mittingtons
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