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WANKER !
2008-04-26 10:51:00 NOTE:The OGC logo above, was allegedly designed for the Office Of Government commerce. When viewed at the above angle it shows something completely different to what was intended.
ENGLAND?S ASHLEY YOUNG IS A WEBCAM WANKER
2007-12-03 12:40:00 I never type soccer here so if I’m mentioning soccer and some English cat I’ve never heard of, you know it’s not good news. Ashley Young, a star striker for England and Aston Villa has an interesting pre-game ritual. This tops anything I’ve ever heard. Forget eating a certain food, or wearing the same underwear, ...
By: You Been Blinded
Jamie Carragher Is A Wanker
2007-11-08 00:45:00 I used to be a big fan of Carragher. He used to make mesmerising tackles, throw himself on the line and be the master at making inch perfect tackles. Now he isn’t. He pulls back and tugs on players because his pace and tackling has deteriorated. He does not know what to do, therefore in ...
The Shits O'Clock News: Wanker Walks Free
2007-09-21 14:10:00 London, UKA blunder by the stupid fucking police force has allowed part-time rocker and full-time twatstick Pete Doherty to walk free, after having been arrested on suspected drug offences on Monday.Dickwad Doherty, 28, singer with such shitty bands as the Libertines and Babyshambles, was arrested Monday after performing at the V Festival, but the charge of breaching conditional bail was dropped after police failed to produce Doherty before court within the 24 hour time period. The useless twats.Pete Doherty, probably off his face on sherbert, or something.In a statement, Metropolitan Police confessed they had made an error. "Yeah, we fucked it up," a spokesman told the press. "We could have put that tedious little cunt Pete Doherty away, but as we are a bunch of fucking retards, we sort of forgot we had to get him in front of a court within 24 hours. Boy, are our faces red!"There is still hope, however, as waste of skin Doherty is still waiting to be charged on previous accounts of...
BBC Quite Literally Calls George Bush a Wanker: Thanks, Wikipedia Scanner
2007-08-16 07:05:00 I just can’t help but boast a huge grin as I write about the BBC, editing a Wikipedia article, to change a line regarding the current President of the United States to insult him in such a discretely immature way; well immature, yes. Discrete? Nope. Thanks to the new Wikipedia scanner revealing which shows which IP ...
By: Product Reviews
John Bambenek Gets The Wanker Of The Year Award From Daily Kos
2007-07-24 20:43:00 As predicted yesterday the Kos Krazies are drooling all over themselves and have declared John Bambenek, Wanker of the Year! One of the funniest things about this story is how many on the right are having a meltdown about John filing the complaint. The toss another conservative under the bus brigade is at it again. Here ...
Socialist Wanker
2007-04-19 17:39:00 Nono, im not being rude for the sake of it, that's really the name of the site. Ive had a bit of a look around there and cant decide what political position the authors have. For the absolute life of me i don't know what the site is about. Have a look! you wont either. But it is genuinely eclectic, as opposed to just odd, and you don't see many well produced sites like that any more. First
Violation Of WANKER #16 Lands My Best Friend In Jail
2007-04-14 23:34:00 I love my buddy Lummpy (not in a Brokeback sort of way), I love him like a brother. He has spent countless hours on my couch asking me for advice and just hanging out. I don't know how many times I explained to him WANKER #16 (somewhere around 50 times). Right now Lummpy is getting a real life lesson on why rule #16 is not to be taken lightly.
PETA Wanker Alert!
2007-04-05 06:27:00 Some of you may recall that I wrote a piece about PETA, about a lifetime ago, and that I turned it into a video rant which is in YouTube. As with most of the pieces that I produce, this one went unnoticed for quite some time. And then, suddenly, I was discovered by someone who ... |
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