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National Republican Congressional Committee declares war on Christmas!
2007-12-27 02:21:00 Why does the RNCC make Baby Jesus cry? Thanks to Andrew White for the tip.
No War on Christmas
2007-12-25 20:59:00 An excerpt from John Denson’s remarkable and thought-provoking review of Silent Night: The Story of the World War I Christmas Truce: As night fell on Christmas Eve the British soldiers noticed the Germans putting up small Christmas trees along with candles at the top of their trenches and many began to shout in English “We no shoot ...
The War on Christmas
2007-12-23 16:31:00 The media-hosted "War on Christmas" debate has become a staple of the holiday season. Pundits and reporters lead both sides: those who feel that public observance of Christmas is a right and those who see it as state-imposed religious worship. Media attention on the issue has become so extreme that it threatens to overshadow the holiday itself.
Satuday Video Roundup: It?s a war on Christmas (and every other @#*%!&$ hol
2007-12-22 06:00:00 Ho Ho Humbug, boys and girls, and welcome back for that most specialist SVR of the year. If you’ve got Jack Retailer nipping at your wallet, brew yourself up a toddy and settle back as SRTV presents our inaugural War on the Holidays Spectacular!© Up first, Weird Al shows us that the apocalypse doesn’t have to be a downer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EGdrMOttV_s Too futuristic for you? Well, here’s something a little more traditional - imagine with us, if you will, the smell of chipmunks roasting on an open fire. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e0XBRc3y47U Do you hate that damned repetitive “12 Days of Christmas” as much as we do? Not bloody likely, but let’s say you do, for the sake of argument. Here are some guys who’ve actually figured out how to make it fun. And I don’t mean “fun” in the way that betting on how many eggnogs it will take before Aunt Gladys passes out in Little Jimmy’s lap this year is fun, eit...
My Own War On Christmas
2007-12-21 04:48:00 This will be enough to put the wingnut Bible thumpers in overdrive.Archbishop says nativity 'a legend' The Archbishop of Canterbury said yesterday that the Christmas story of the Three Wise Men was nothing but a 'legend'.Dr Rowan Williams has claimed there was little evidence that the Magi even existed and there was certainly nothing to prove there were three of them or that they were kings.He said the only reference to the wise men from the East was in Matthew's gospel and the details were very vague.Dr Williams said: "Matthew's gospel says they are astrologers, wise men, priests from somewhere outside the Roman Empire, that's all we're really told. It works quite well as legend."The Archbishop went on to dispel other details of the Christmas story, adding that there were probably no asses or oxen in the stable.He argued that Christmas cards which showed the Virgin Mary cradling the baby Jesus, flanked by shepherds and wise men, were misleading. As for the scenes that depic...
War on Christmas Back On, Disregard Previous Report
2007-12-17 23:27:00 A few days ago it looked like the War on Christmas was over. Bill O’Reily declared victory, which was fine with me as it might have allowed the rest of us to celebrate the holidays in peace. A report out of Oklahoma shows that Tony Snow has now invented a “War on God” along with ...
By: Liberal Values
Peace Is At Hand: The War on Christmas Is Over
2007-12-14 06:47:00 Bill O’Reilly has declared victory in the War on Christmas, as seen in the video above. This could be for the best as the only plausible ending for a fictitious war which largely began in Bill O’Reilly’s head was for O’Reilly to declare victory. From now on whenever a conservative brings up the War ...
By: Liberal Values
Armistice Declared ? War on Christmas Over!
2007-12-09 16:57:00 You don?t have to go shopping!
By: Kmareka.com
Call for Cease Fire in the ?War on Christmas?
2007-12-04 17:43:00 For the past few years Bill O’Reilly, others at Fox, and some in the Christian right have been charging that there is a “War on Christmas” which is part of a “secular progressive agenda” even though the original “war on Christmas” was waged by the Puritans. If there is a war going on, us “secular ...
By: Liberal Values
BBNHOBG - The War On Christmas
2007-11-30 05:43:00 Dr. Hon. Rev. Dobson hit the nail right on the head - 2007 is the perfect year to put a stop to the war on Christmas. I’m sick of being treated like a second class citizen and having people crossing the street whenever they see me! Download audio file (bbnhogb-11-29-07.mp3) BBN
ACLU Brings War on Christmas to Fort Collins, Comes Up Short
2007-11-27 07:52:00 Much like the Christmas shopping season, the ACLU's War on Christmas begins earlier and earlier every year. This year in Fort Collins, Colorado, the city council decided to revise their policies to honor appropriately the holiday that almost ninety percent of America celebrates as Christmas. A task force was drawn up, given their ...
WTW: The War On Christmas Has Started Begins Early
2007-11-14 13:07:00 Good morning, infidels. Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed is in the house on this ???? ???? ???????? (White Trash Wednesday.) Its been awhile since I made an appearence. Been doing some of that jihad stuff, working to convince your gullible left to continue their opposition to anything that George Bush does or recommends, along with getting ...
By: Pirate's Cove
War on Christmas: Al Qaeda May Strike U.S. Shopping Malls
2007-11-09 15:15:00 The FBI has released a report detailing the prospect that Al Qaeda may be plotting to strike shopping malls this holiday season. That’s taking the ‘War on Christmas’ to an entirely new level. Ho, ho, ho! Allahu Akbar! From ABC News: The FBI is warning that al Qaeda may be preparing a series of ...
WAR ON CHRISTMAS GETS AN EARLY START
2007-10-02 15:31:00 (CBS) OAK LAWN, Ill. A southwest suburban school district has taken action, responding to the concerns of a parent who is Arab-American. But now, as CBS 2's Suzanne Le Mignot reports, other... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
By: jocoSOB
Help Win The War On Christmas
2006-12-19 19:01:02 Yesterday I told y’all about a nursing home that put their elderly patients through a living Hell by depriving them of one of the only few bright spots left in the remaining days of their lives - Christmas. Imagine spending your last days on earth waiting for Death to come and take you to your Savior and having some middle manger tell you that, well, no, you ain’t gonna celebrate the birthday of Jesus because we don’t feel like letting you. There’s only one reason that those old people have got a chance to die with dignity this Christmas season - somebody spoke up. Too many times we Christians get the wrong message about Jesus. “Jesus is all about love and forgiveness so y’all oughta just turn the other cheek while we destroy all that you hold dear and turn your children against both you and God.” Well, I don’t mean to use strong language but that’s a load of bull crap. It’s time we Christians started to realize that w...
The "War On Christmas" Begins
2006-11-16 02:42:01 (I know, I know, it?s that time of year again already?)Here?s one for you, O?Reilly!It?s easy for you to bray all over the place about how our ?Christian values? are being compromised when the clerk at Target wishes you ?Happy Holidays? instead of ?Merry Christmas,? and it?s good sport for you to malign the ACLU when they request that a menorah or a nativity scene is removed from in front of a government building (the latter is important to me personally, but I realize many other people in this country don?t share my faith, and they might object to it).But try telling that to the Marines!You heard me.C?mon now, be consistent. If you?re going to attack one group, you should attack all.Tell Bill Grein, vice president of the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation in Quantico, Virginia that he?s a knot head for refusing some Jesus dolls offered to him by the Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Company of Valencia, California.Go ahead. I?ll be sure to call the rescue squad for you when the time comes to r... |



