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I've seen some weird shit in my day...
2008-10-02 04:27:00 This is even more, um, entertaining.
By: OC Prudent Bears
Friday Food Porn - The Apple of Someone?s Eye?
2008-06-06 18:41:00 Last week we learned about the geoduck, which is not really a duck at all, but a clam that tends to either scare people away, or prompts them to ask for a cigarette. The fraccers were a little on the tame side, with a resounding majority professing (and some offered TMI as to why) that when it comes to the ...
By: fracas
Weird shit in my Life
2007-12-07 10:03:00 I have a fake license. I eat more chicken than all of town put together I broke up with the prettiest woman I have ever seen My pants are turning loose The insurance for my bike expired My wallet is always empty I am not feeling tense lately. I ran out of Deo. I have a crush on a 42 year old called ...
By: vinolxi
The World?s Dirtiest Film
2007-11-19 18:29:00 You know you want to see it. No, this isn’t a link to that stupid “Two Girls One Cup” youtube video that people have been driving themselves crazy trying to find online since it was pulled from youtube. This is really The World’s Dirtiest Film. I know you want to see it. I know it, because ...
By: fracas
Alliumphobia - a controversy.
2007-10-19 18:20:00 Never let it be said that fracas is all fluff. Fracas brings to you, groundbreaking information and truth amid controversy. When you need to know what to believe, fracas can tell you what to believe! Take this recent bruahaha over Alliumphobia. Yes folks, there is one. It’s been keeping some people awake nights, causing folks to kick their mates out ...
By: fracas
Gross things I have or have not eaten.
2007-10-10 08:33:00 Doesn’t everyone love useless facts? Wouldn’t your day just feel incomplete and empty without a few of these gems thrown in for good measure? I was enjoying these, and it prompted me to think about all the other gross things in life that people eat, willingly, or not. An average woman consumes approximately 20 kg of lipstick ...
By: fracas
Rottenneighbor.com - are you on the list?
2007-10-09 11:01:00 According to rottenneighbor.com’s blog, there are four kinds of bad neighbors: The careless dog owner Lets her pooch out to prowl freely and dig up your lawn, how at the moon, sift through your trash? The Talker Drops the kids off at noon and returns at nightfall; borrows the lawn mower and never brings it back. The racket maker Blasts music ...
By: fracas
I?m My Own Grandpa
2007-10-06 07:38:00 I was reading health news tonight, and came across this little gem: 72-year-old sperm donor to father his own grandchild A 72-year-old man is due to become the father of his own “grandchild” by acting as a sperm donor for his daughter-in-law. The case is thought to be the first of its kind in the UK. The government’s ...
By: fracas
Irene Demova Virus
2007-09-25 12:05:00 People are talking about some Irene Demova Virus that will destroy your computer. It doesn’t exist. For now. It’s a marketing scheme/television hoax perpetrated by NBC to pump their new show, Chuck, which debuted September 24, 2007. The virus warning was given via the television show, but is repeated on a site called Nerd Herd. Explained at this site, Chuck ...
By: fracas
Eugene Montross at the VMA Awards
2007-09-10 11:52:00 Gads. I’m learning so much these last few days. First, I learned who Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were. Tonight, I’ve heard there’s a buzz about some Eugene Montross character. Over at mtvu.com, there’s an interview with Travis from Gym Class Heroes. Travis was asked: Q: Any random messages or tips you’d like to give to mtvU ...
By: fracas
Sex hasn?t gotten any better for me.
2007-09-07 00:35:00 I know the third season of So You Think You Can Dance is over. They’re showing the auditions over, because you know… SYTYCD fans can’t go without the option to watch it even between seasons. I managed to miss most of this season because, well… I had to wash my hair. Ok, no. Really, I did ...
By: fracas
Clearly, size does matter.
2007-08-22 09:24:00 I just don’t know why people take some things so literally. I like watching that show on television, where the nice British ladies go to the homes of incredible slobs people who are too busy to keep their homes clean, and clean the house up for them. I like the gumption of those dang little ladies. One wears the ...
By: fracas
Hey? that?s no carrot.
2007-08-22 07:55:00 I promise you that I’ve not become obsessed. I know I just recently wrote about a health warning for carrots grown in Mexico that were making people sick because they’d been watered with sewage. Here I am, writing about le Caca again. It’s not my fault. Honest. “Police have recovered the black, 9-mm Smith & Wesson pistol stolen ...
By: fracas
Looking for KUNT?
2007-08-13 11:33:00 I tell you, there’s no better place to learn what’s happening than over at Sid in the City. Today, I’ve learned where in America you can find KUNT. I feel that my day is complete now and yet… I haven’t even posted my Monday Melee. Imagine that!
By: fracas
Fraccing for Gypsies, Tramps or Thieves.
2007-08-13 09:43:00 I got tagged by Sky Windows with the Google search meme created by Total Transformation. Now, because my momma didn’t actually name me fracas, I almost replied to Sky Windows that I couldn’t do this meme. After all, using my given name online is something I just don’t do, and I had my doubts about ...
By: fracas
DaddyP. A bit of Daddy Cool.
2007-08-05 07:36:00 Seeing as how I’ve seen DaddyP cavorting with the Village People on his blog, I’m sure he won’t mind being likened to that uber-cool Boney M group from like, a hundred years ago. I had to go back that far, you see… DaddyP is the daddy (gee it’s amazing how that all fits together so ...
By: fracas
Is there a shoe to go with this?
2007-08-03 07:40:00 I can’t decide if I should go for something like a black patent pump (you know black goes with everything) or something in white. Then again, darn near any color would go… and there’s always the option of some clear plastic strappy thing with a lucite hooker heel. I mean, hey… shouldn’t the shoe fit ...
By: fracas
Silliness withdrawal? quick, post a quiz.
2007-07-31 08:52:00 I feel I must counteract the seriousness of my previous post, with something silly. I took the following quiz over at blogthings. Hmmm. You know what I get from the results? Your Kiss is Black Your kisses are amazing. You put a lot of effort into your kissing technique. You are a perfectionist, and you never leave any kissing ...
By: fracas
Dorothy and the Tin Man? was it early porn?
2007-07-12 10:09:00 I came across a lovely photo of Dorothy planting one right on the tinny cheek of her Yellow Brick Road companion. It’s a lovely photo of course, but it got me wondering…. What else might have happened? I mean, after all… young a single girl travelling with three male companions and all. Today, probably no one would ...
By: fracas
This puppy?s either all love, or all Loreal.
2007-07-11 08:00:00 I stumbled across this story at The Daily Telegraph, and while I like to be a “the glass is half-full” kind of person, frankly, I don’t know if I’m buying it. Reports The Daily Telegraph: “The one-and-a-half-month-old chihuahua stunned the owners of Pucchin Dog’s shop in Odate in northern Japan when he was born on May 18, ...
By: fracas
The real Syvette Wimberly is not a porn star.
2007-07-10 08:09:00 Many of us have laughingly played the “porn star name” game that circulates the internet. It makes for jovial conversation and lighthearted fun during times of post idea drought. Everyone realizes that most porn actors and actresses are not out there using their real names, they adopt screen names. Many… choose names we know aren’t ...
By: fracas
As a cadaver, I?m not worth all that much, but the blog is R-rated? woohoo!
2007-06-28 08:39:00 I was at Rootie’s and as usual, she had me lol’ing because after she was done checking her blog over at Mingle2, and getting a PG-13 rating, she posted enough offensivities to go back and land herself the coveted R-rating. Of course, I went and ran the fracas blog to see. Thinking all my posts ...
By: fracas
How fresh are your eggs?
2007-06-26 21:18:00 So… fracas being forty-something, some folks might think this is going to be a post about women over thirty-five having babies. It could be I suppose. I mean, I don’t want any more babies but I understand lots of women are having them later in life. How fresh are your eggs is a legitimate question in ...
By: fracas
Teen overdoses on muscle liniment, dies.
2007-06-13 09:38:00 In an Associated Press report found on Newsday.com, Karen Matthews reports: “The New York City medical examiner’s office ruled last week that Newman accidentally overdosed on methyl salicylate, the wintergreen-scented ingredient found in liniments like BenGay, Icy Hot and Tiger Balm.Following Newman’s death, experts said such products should be labeled more clearly to warn consumers of ...
By: fracas
Please let it be about a porn star.
2007-06-01 22:52:00 This was in my search terms: randi jaCKSON NUDE I am so desperately hoping there is some adult movie actress named Randi Jackson, because if it’s a typo and someone is out there looking for pictures of the American Idol’s Randy Jackson… I’ve lost all faith in humanity. And yes, if you were wondering… It is because he dresses ...
By: fracas
Friday?s Funny Fotos
2007-06-01 19:35:00 Yes, I know I spelled that wrong. Do you know how many times I’ve already used “Friday Funnies” to title a Friday post full of funny cartoons or photos? Someone who might not be having such a great day (absent from photo, lol)… I’ve always warned people to be careful online... Sometimes you can’t teach an old dog ...
By: fracas
Apology from TB Patient, and now on to Measles!
2007-06-01 18:34:00 By Maggie Fox, Health and Science Editor, Reuters “WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tuberculosis patient who turned fugitive to continue with wedding and honeymoon plans despite warnings not to travel apologized to the fellow airline passengers he may have endangered.”I’m very sorry for any grief or pain that I have caused anyone,” Andrew Speaker, a 31-year-old Atlanta ...
By: fracas
What is an Acanthamoeba infection?
2007-06-01 18:09:00 I recently posted some information about the Contact Lens Solution recall. At the time, I thought I was just being a little helpful, not realized it would be such a popular topic or post. I’ve decided that since it continues to get hits (more than a few) I will pass on a bit more information. The infection mentioned in the recall, ...
By: fracas
Designer Vaginas?
2007-05-26 10:24:00 Quick… what will cost you several thousand dollars, cause pain and swelling for two to three weeks and then possibly cause nerve damage and impaired function of erogenous zones? Designer Vagina Surgery! “Women who undergo genitoplasty are reported to seek a flattened vulva that corresponds to the youthful ideal of fashion magazines. The procedure often entails reducing ...
By: fracas
Apologies and a plug for Indrubloda.
2007-05-22 18:10:00 I logged in this morning to find my sidebar totally out of whack. I tried a couple of things myself, then, because I couldn’t figure out why it was ok last night and not ok this morning… I went to the help forums. I noticed a couple other posts with people having trouble with their ...
By: fracas
This is not Pinch My Salt.
2007-05-11 08:50:00 As I decide to head off to sleep, I’m slightly amused by the fact that the top posts for this evening seem to have something to do with food. I’ll bribe you with cookies but please, no cheating, I hope Mark likes cake, and SPAM Recipes. Fracas is not a food blog. Sure.. I may talk about food used ...
By: fracas
Strong men in bras?
2007-05-11 06:08:00 Fracas has been home to both the red shoe diaries as well as the red bra diaries, but honestly folks.. I thought everyone would understand that the bra photos would be of sexy women’s underwear, worn by women! Yeesh. The things one find when they check their search terms. Usually, when I see an unusual search ...
By: fracas
I Hate Mark Steel / I Love Mark Steel
2007-04-30 09:18:00 I was reading this post over at Mark’s blog, and because I love to be a smart-ass, I decided that I needed to up my search engine ranking as someone who either hates… or loves Mark. I guess that makes me a blog-tease also… but that’s no big secret anyway. Mark, you ought to know by ...
By: fracas
Sex? for money.
2007-04-26 20:43:00 Over at Bluepaintred, (another Saskatchewan blog where I have.. until now, been but a lurker), I was reading her tale of where money comes from. After a very lengthy description of how the penny begot the nickle (and so on), her husband proceeded to decide that the penny could not, because the product of two ...
By: fracas
Weirdly Wednesday at Fracas - April 25, 2007
2007-04-25 20:41:00 I’m taking part in Weirdly Wednesday, a feature started by LindaC from atlindas. Click the button, it will take you to the Weirdly Wednesday page at her site. This time, I thought I would share with you, some information on “Electric People“. From the site link, here is a small sample. Scrolling down, there are numerous accounts ...
By: fracas
The Toilet Paper Posse takes on Sheryl Crow
2007-04-24 07:32:00 In an effort to let Sheryl Crow know that we the people, do not intend to stick to “one square per use”, fracas has decided to create TTPP, otherwise known as The Toilet Paper Posse. What will TTPP do? Why, we will scour the internet to find that which celebrates toilet paper use - and ...
By: fracas
On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas Some Weird Shit Happened
2006-12-26 04:26:01 On the twelfth day of Christmas, yehovahyireh sent to me...Twelve lao_tzus drummingEleven ladydeath38s pipingTen desertrosedarks a-leapingNine ladycatherinas dancingEight laotzuribbons a-milkingSeven garuda_calis a-swimmingSix darquechadeauxs a-layingFive chri-i-i-istianapologeticsFour- witchesThree moviesTwo vampires...and a goth in a ministry.Get your own Twelve Days: |
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