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The Best Site on the Interwebz...
2008-06-07 00:54:00 I'm always searching the internet finding funny web sites that I will spend a few hours reading because I just get sucked into it. Well I found a website just like this last night, only I didn't just spend a few hours reading it, I sat there for 10 straight hours reading every post, watching every video, reading every comment, and laughing my ass off endlessly. What could hold my attention for so long you ask? The site is called Improv Everywhere. It's a group of improv actors and everyday people that causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places. Created in August of 2001 by Charlie Todd, Improv Everywhere has executed over 70 missions involving thousands of undercover agents. The group is based in New York City. And this stuff is gut busting funny. The best thing about it is if you like what you see, you can sign up for their mailing list and join in their massive pranks, or missions as they call them. When a new mission is planned, you will be sent an email with very litt...
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
2008-05-28 23:32:00 I am so fucking sick and tired of living in a stupid, PC society where a woman can't even wear a SCARF without having a hidden agenda. From MSN.com:Rachael Ray ad pulled as pundit sees terror linkMalkin claimed scarf similar to those worn by murderous Islamic extremistsDunkin' Donuts pulled a television spot featuring talk show host and Food Network personality Rachael Ray this weekend after a Fox news commentator associated it with terrorists. In the ad, Ray is wearing a scarf that Michelle Malkin said in her nationally syndicated column resembled a kiffiyeh, Middle Eastern garb that is "popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos."Dunkin's Senior Vice President for Communications Margie Myers issued a statement saying the scarf "was selected by a stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended.A scarf? Seriously? Someone needs to get a fucking life! But then, wasn't it Fox...
What The Fuck: The Great Darryl Nathan
2008-05-16 16:33:00 The Great Darryl Nathan got his own show that nobody ever seen except on the Youtube. This nigga either found some motherfucking drugs ain’t nobody heard about yet or he straight retarded.
By: Nigga Know
Attention Denver readers, The Aliens are coming..
2008-05-05 17:47:00 A Denver man who wants the city to be prepared for space aliens is proposing a commission to deal with the matter. The assistant city attorney says he doesn't know what officials will ask about Jeff Peckman's , (pictured right), proposal during next week's "review and comment" meeting. Peckman says an 18-member commission would form a strategy "dealing with issues related to the presence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth." The 54-year-old Peckman also needs 4,000 signatures to get his proposal on the November ballot. Wack Job, Party of one, your fucking table is ready. Now I'm not saying we are the only intelligent life in the universe. I'd like to think we are not alone, with that said, I don't think our friends from outerspace will be invading Denver anytime soon. I mean why in the world would they go to Denver, maybe New York, London, but Denver? Come on.. But then again, why not spend tax payer dollars securing the city of Denver against Alien Invasion. I mean if they d...
What the fuck, KoKos!
2008-05-04 09:51:00 Stunnin’ web design portfolio of Kinstantin Kotryahov. Wtf,cc? Via Designcollector.
By: Design You Trust
Gay Cannibal cuts off a leg and makes some beef stew!
2008-04-30 02:33:00 Anthony Francis Morley, 35, of Bexley Place, Harehills, Leeds, was charged with the murder of Damian Oldfield, (pictured right), between Wednesday, April 23, and Thursday, April 24. He allegedly picked up the victim, took him home, murdered him, and then cut meat from Oldfield’s leg, cubed it, and cooked it in a stew. Authorities were not certain if Morley actually consumed any of the meat cut from Oldfield’s body. Police say they do not know how Oldfield and Morley met and have appealed to the gay community for help. Well that's one way to save money on the sky rocketing price of food these days. Prosecutors appearing at Leeds Magistrates Court asked that Morley be remanded in custody and said any applications for bail would be opposed. Morley's representative made no application. Ya, because I'm so sure it would have been approved. The accused, dressed in a light grey tracksuit and with his right hand and arm heavily bandaged, spoke only to confirm his address and age. Gee, I ...
what the fuck, sammy jo?
2008-04-29 03:54:00 why do women jack up their faces??????heather locklear has gone mad. they should call her SAMMY CHO because she looks asian with that new face of hers. i realize it is a bad photo, and she is probably caught off guard....but jesus! look at this face!!!!! it is VERY jocelyn wildenstein. i smell a "separated at birth". i'd do it myself, but i just ate dinner.you know, if i was richie sambora, i'd be a drunk too! just from looking at that, i'd find the first bottle i could find and drink it - rubbing alcohol, hairspray, listerine - whatever.i just want to smack the silicone out of her face. i wanna smack her realllll hard! OH WAIT! someone already has! watch claudia smack this bitch around. ah, classic sammy jo. i miss her.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com
The Hawaii Chair? What the FUCK?
2008-03-06 08:51:00 White motherfuckers got to be the most idiotic creatures on the planet right now. They so ready to burn they motherfucking paper on some shit that make you shake like that nigga from Back to the Future.
By: Nigga Know
What the fuck has he been drinking?
2008-02-28 19:52:00 President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared on Thursday that Iran was the world's "number one" power, as he launched a bitter new assault on domestic critics he accused of siding with the enemy. "Everybody has understood that Iran is the number one power in the world," Ahmadinejad said in a speech to families who lost loved ones in the 1980-1988 Iran-Iraq war. "Today the name of Iran means a firm punch in the teeth of the powerful and it puts them in their place," he added in the address broadcast live on state television. You're the number one power in the world? How the hell did you come to that conclusion? Nut job world leaders? Ok, I might give you that one. Economy? Medical research? Military might? Amount of Muslims per capita? You're not even close in any of those areas. If Iran means a "firm punch in the teeth", then why did you give up your nuclear weapons program in 2003, like the NIE claims? If that's true, then the only reason ...
W.T.F{ What The Fuck Files}
2008-02-16 05:50:00 Fergie has a sex tape online gossip and entertainment magazine with an urban sensibility
By: Your Daily Scoop
Star Style - Heather Graham - What the fuck was she thinking
2008-02-08 01:35:00 I havn’t laughed so hard at a celebrity attempt to be fashionable since Sienna Miller wore granny pants instead of hot pants, I think Heather Graham has been reading the same fashion mags as Sienna. How can you walk out of the house looking like that? It could be the crazy eyes Heather has in these photos ...
By: Stark Gossip
Girl on leash gets kicked off bus
2008-01-26 15:38:00 I truly believe that everyone has just little freak inside of them. Now I don't see anything at all wrong with this, to each his or her own as I always say. This next story comes out of London and made me laugh. A British bus driver threw a girl off a bus after her boyfriend led her on wearing a leash. She was dressed in black Gothic-style clothing with silver buckles on a silver chain which the driver of a bus took exception to. She told the Daily Mail newspaper Wednesday she was thrown off and told they don't let freaks and dogs like her on. Tasha Maltby, 19, told British newspapers she was the "pet" of her 25-year-old fiance Dani Graves. The bus company would not comment on specifics but said it apologized if the couple felt they had been discriminated against. It added, however, that the driver was worried about safety and the company told the girl to take the leash off in the future. Maltby -- who lives on state benefits and got engaged in November -- said her choice of life...
People Cuss on Their Blogs? What the Fuck? (Weekend Confession Time)
2008-01-26 03:59:00 Alright people, spill it. Who drops the F bomb on their blog, and who doesn’t? Curious about this since it was brought up on Problogger yesterday.
Dildo Causes Bomb Scare
2008-01-16 23:27:00 In this day and age many people still fear that a terrorist attack could come at any moment. A Swedish bomb squad was called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday but did not find a ticking bomb. A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, the country's second-largest city. The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts. After having evacuated and cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated vibrating sex toy. No lesbians immediately came forward to claim the device.
The Times asks the burning question: What the fuck happened to Gawker?
2008-01-16 19:42:00 It should really come as no surprise that this is finally getting more widespread coverage. Any rampant Gawker commenter (like ourselves) would have this question and the subsequent opinion on the tip of the tongue. BTW, if you read this...
Man finds wife at a brothel, Duh..
2008-01-12 00:15:00 A lot of people in relationships have been know to cheat on one another, it's pretty common. But most people never get caught doing it. Well imagine for a second that both parities are cheating and both catch each other doing it at the exact same moment in time. A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town. The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported. Now my question is why get a divorce? I mean both of them were cheating right? So clearly they are perfect for each other. The Husband later told the paper that he was dumfounded and thought he was dreaming. Well what the hell were you doing in the brothel in the first place? This story just made me chuckle.
How to be Gay 101
2008-01-11 10:50:00 Ever wonder to yourself what it means to be gay? Is there a certain way your have to act? Some of you may be interested to know that the University of Michigan now offers a course so you to can learn how to be gay. Nope, I'm not kidding, read it for yourself. ENGLISH 317. Literature and Culture. Section 002 — How to be Gay: Male Homosexuality and Initiation. Course Description: Just because you happen to be a gay man doesn't mean that you don't have to learn how to become one. Gay men do some of that learning on their own, but often we learn how to be gay from others, either because we look to them for instruction or because they simply tell us what they think we need to know, whether we ask for their advice or not. This course will examine the general topic of the role that initiation plays in the formation of gay male identity. We will approach it from three angles: (1) as a sub-cultural practice — subtle, complex, and difficult to theorize — which a small but significant ...
Pot found on road, Police seek owner..
2007-11-28 20:54:00 The Florida Highway Patrol says anyone missing two big bags of pot can call their Tampa area office. A crew picking up litter from along Interstate 4 near Tuesday morning made an unusual find: two big plastic garbage bags stuffed with freshly harvested marijuana. FHP Trooper Larry Coggins says the 60 pounds of pot might be worth around $54,000 on the street. It probably fell off or was thrown from a car on the interstate. The plants appeared freshly picked and some had intact roots. Coggins says it's not the largest amount of pot ever dumped along a roadside, but it's certainly not a common find. Damn it, how come I never find shit like this? And who was the dumb ass that turned it in anyway? Oh wait, I bet it was 4 bags of pot and they only turned two in. Perhaps they should give the guy who found it a drug test. The best thing I ever found on the road was an old quarter with gum stuck to it. Yes, I picked it up, it was a quarter after all.
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By: Daisy's Dead Air
Chris Crocker has lost it
2007-10-27 21:50:00 Chris Crocker is a complete fucking nut job, we all know this. But his latest video, a music tribute to Briney Spears takes crazy to a whole new level. Watch and cringe along with us.
¿Femicidio Político? What the Fuck!
2007-10-24 17:00:00 No son pocos los sorprendidos con las declaraciones de la propia Presidente de Chile aduciendo que es víctima de ?femicidio político? (la nuevo boludez de turno). Y es que la verdad el tema del feminismo desde palacio hace tiempo que está tomando giros que rozan la estupidez extrema e incluso lo dantesco. Resulta evidente que lo que ...
By: La Página
What's good about religion?
2007-10-24 11:28:00 We are always complaining about the evils of religion here at Jaded City. We got a few emails over the last six months complaining that we never talk about the positive aspects of religion. Well here you go, enjoy..
WHAT THE FUCK !!!
2007-10-23 14:38:00 FUCK MAN !!! Due to some technical problems all my posts have been deleted automatically , dont know how it has happened but thats the truth cant help it !!!The new posts will start soon !!!
Bill Maher kicks ass
2007-10-23 13:31:00 Bill Maher got a taste of venom from the far-left 9/11 conspiracy crowd during a recent taping of his "Real Time" program before a live studio audience. What follows next is pure comdey, enjoy...
What the fuck is going on at Miami law?
2007-10-18 04:37:00 Remember, you can't spell scum without UM. Apparently Miami law students are fucked up. First, we have a 2L from Miami who apparently likes to talk back to a judge on the People's Court....except the judge is a Miami undergrad alum, Georgetown law alum, taught law at Miami, was a Circuit Court judge in Florida (that's trial level for us though) etc.... Well she flipped shit on him and tore him a new asshole. Watch the video, it's 2 minutes of comedy gold.Next we have another video of a slutty 1L from Miami (is there any other type?) acting like a total whore. Kind of entertaining to watch.Third, we have a prostitute soliciting Criminal Procedure prof at UM Law. Viewing from his bio he's really big into the "race and the law" aspect. Good job perpetuating the stereotypes.That's all for now, but I'm sure there'll be more. Thanks again Abovethelaw.com for always bringing us quality legal porn.
By: Wikilaw
Suck My Hollywood: What the Fuck is Wrong with Cuba Gooding Jr?
2007-10-02 19:12:00 Once every two months, my ex-wife and all-round bitch Loretta lets me spend a weekend with our son, 8 year-old Tad.Tad is a really good fucking kid, who is already just fucking nuts about movies. The little son-of-a-bitch is gonna grow up to be a sexy, Hollywood super-producer just like his dad, I swear.So, last weekend I took Tad to see that fucking Daddy Day Camp, a sequel of sorts to that shitty Eddie Murphy flick, Daddy Day Care. It was a piece of shit movie, predictable and stupid and just...well, shit. Even Tad said it was, "more painful than a fissure in the ass." (He's a bright kid, is Tad). Daddy Day Camp marks the umpteenth consecutive crappy role for Cuba Gooding Jr, who's career seems to have gone down the toilet quicker than Godzilla's first shit of the day.I mean, what the fuck is wrong with Cuba Gooding Jr, anyway? Since picking up an Oscar for his performance in Jerry Maguire, the asshole has churned out dud after dud after dud. He did that crappy gay boat film, t...
Is evolution real? Some say no.
2007-09-30 23:06:00 I was surfing around the net as I always do when I'm bored and came upon this funny You Tube Video. As you know, there are many people believe in evolution, you know, people with intelligence. But the people featured in this video say it's fantasy, and they have proof. Boys and Girls, I just can't make this shit up. Behold the stupidity of conservative Americans.
Man buys BBQ and then some.
2007-09-26 22:02:00 I just love to BBQ, don't you? Ah the smell of freshly smoked meat just gets my mouth watering. Many people feel the same as I do, including a North Carolina man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items. He might have thought twice had he looked inside first. Police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee. The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found. The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery "for religious reasons" she doesn't know much about. Well is that not the sweetest thing you have ever heard? Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim h...
John Roberts v. Harriet Miers v. What the Fuck?
2007-09-07 16:20:00 A hearty "What the Fuck??" goes out to Robert Draper, who in his new book coming out, Dead Certain, claims that John Roberts suggested to President Bush that Harriet Miers be nominated for the Supreme Court.All I can say is...What the Fuck?Let's talk about the ways that does NOT make sense in the world of reality in which we (but not Draper) live. In fact, lets not even talk about them, and lets let a more respected series of authorities do it.In an interview with Rachel Sklar of the HuffPo, Jeffrey Toobin -- author of an eagerly anticipated book on the Supreme Court coming out later this month, The Nine -- explained the significance of JGR's official denial: "The Supremes rarely react to stuff in the press, one way or the other."Toobin attributes the difference between his and Draper's account as probably a case of broken telephone: "The White House tried the idea [of Miers as a SCOTUS nominee] out on a variety of people, including, no doubt, Roberts, who got to know Miers durin...
By: Wikilaw
Boy raped to make gay and piss off mother
2007-09-05 11:58:00 Want to get back at your X-Wife? How about raping your step son? That will surly make him gay and prevent your X from having any Grand Children. Sound a little far fetched to you? A man in Oregon would disagree, because he was just sentenced Wednesday to 25 years in prison for sexually abusing his stepson to get revenge on the boy's mother. William Gerald Collins, 44, told police he wanted to force his ex-wife's only son into becoming gay so she wouldn't have any grandchildren. He said he wanted to get back at her for asking for a divorce and kicking him out of their house. The Presiding Judge noted that in his 11 years on the bench, he had never had a case in which a person was victimized solely to hurt someone else. As a result, the judge ordered consecutive sentences on several charges after Collins pleaded guilty to six counts of first-degree sodomy and eight counts of first-degree sexual abuse, both Measure 11 crimes with mandatory minimum terms. The least amount of prison...
Miss Teen contestant answers a question
2007-08-29 01:04:00 During last week's pageant, Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton was asked why one-fifth of Americans couldn't find USA on a map. Her answer is well, um, err, just watch it.
And that’s how feel about the TV News.
2007-08-23 21:06:00 A man was charged with assaulting his mother - a 79 YO Philadelphia Common Pleas judge, and when a female reporter went to his home for comment, he flashed her. Police said Judge Lisa Richette was assaulted Tuesday by her son, 48-year-old Lawrence Richette, in a domestic dispute at the judge's home. The judge received treatment of a cut above her eye at Jefferson Hospital. It required four stitches. When a reporter went to Lawrence Richette's home Wednesday afternoon, he opened the door in a robe, asked if the cameras were rolling and flashed the female reporter and a photojournalist for a few seconds. He closed his robe and said, "That's what I think of TV news." Not that looking at naked fat men turns me on, but this was some funny shit. Something to keep in mind if you ever want to get rid of the press. Oh the joy of local news.
So What The Fuck Is Up?
2007-08-06 06:30:00 FYI, the unequivocal 79 Minute Album of The Year looks something like this: 1. Swishas And Dosha 2. Int?l Players Anthem f/ Outkast 3. Chrome Plated Woman 4. Life Is 2009 f/ Too Short 5. The Game Belongs To Me 6. Like That (Remix) 7. Gravy 8. Grind Hard f/ Young TOE & DJ B-Do 9. Quit Hatin? The South f/ Charlie Wilson and ...
Momma's Boy
2007-08-05 08:12:00 A Sicilian mother took away her 61-year-old son's house keys, cut off his allowance and hauled him to the police station because he stayed out late. Tired of her son's misbehavior, the retiree in the central Sicilian city of Caltagirone turned to the police to "convince this blockhead" to behave properly, La Sicilia, one of Sicily's leading newspapers, reported on Thursday. The son responded by saying his mother did not give him a big enough weekly allowance and did not know how to cook. "My son does not respect me, he doesn't tell me where he's going in the evenings and returns home late," the woman was quoted as saying. "He is never happy with the food I make and always complains. This can't go on." Police helped the squabbling duo make up and the two returned home together, with the son's house keys and daily allowance restored. Most Italian men still live at home late into their 30s, enjoying their "mamma's" cooking, washing and ironing. I don't know, call me crazy, b...
what the fuck jewgirl?
2007-07-29 23:44:00 I'm homesick today. I'm tired. I have nothing interesting or funny to say.I slept horribly last night.my dog vomited by my head this morning. great wake up call. so aromatic. really. truly disgusting. I owe beautiful beth and the simian stud meems. you know I love meems. still. I suck fat, greezy homeless ass for not doing it yet. I washed my car today.I cleaned my house.I just realized my neighbor from across the street tries to glance through my window to see my tits. I'm a lil' pissed about it actually. it was my sister's b-day on friday. happy birthday kerri berry. I'm retaining a shitload of water. I think I'm ovulating.I just want to watch lawr and ordah and do nothing. but, I can't. I want to sleep, but I can't do that either. I couldn't sport sleep for all the bagels in brooklyn.I haven't hit any of my favey blogs this weekend. I haven't hit my christian zealy blogs either. I haven't been online that much this weekend.I'm just a blue jew right now. it'll passI...
What the fuck?
2007-05-25 01:34:00 It's been 3 weeks or more now since I left the shit hole I found myself in after moving in with the cockroach! Guess what? I'm loving every second of it! Finally I can breathe fresh air again and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit MyWebsite.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]
What the Fuck Did You Say?
2007-04-23 16:37:00 The other evening I was chatting with Yellow Mama editor, Cindy Rosmus about using politically correct language in creative writing. Cindy says: I know I’m enjoying writing when I can be really DISGUSTING… Say what I want. You know, say “fuck” whenever I feel like it, & in this story, calling somebody a “gook fuck” & ...
Seriously, Chicks? What the fuck!?
2007-03-14 14:31:00 I'm sure I'll be talking about my girlfriend more than I ought to but it's because there are so many exciting things to bitch about! Here's one.The other night I'm opening a brand new Ipod dock for my living room. It was an excellent gift I might add that the woman gave to me a couple of days ago for my 28th birthday. First of all, let me just say that this was the most impossible package to open in the history of packages. I tried finding a picture that would do these packages justice. While it wasn't exact, I think you all know what I'm talking about. It was one of these plastic cover types that hold electronics. You know, that really hard plastic that you think you can open by ripping or just getting a piece of it started? You always end up needing to use a knife or scissor, something, anything to start up the opening of this fucking material. 9 times of 10 you get cut trying to rip it open yourself. In any event it took me nearly a half an hour to get it open. T...
WHAT THE FUCK DID BRITNEY DO???
2007-02-18 20:01:02 Normally I try to keep the language down on this site but this time I just can’t. While checking out Egotastic, I found some pictures and a video of Britney Spears BALD. Completely shaven BALD. WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL WAS SHE THINKING??? Apparently it was Britney herself who chopped off her own hair after a salon stylist refused to do it for her. Now she’s about as attractive as a bald redneck. Therefore, because she is no longer a babe, this is the last post featuring Britney Spears until further notice!!! Click here to view the video. Then, if you dare, click here to view pictures of bald Britney Spears. Copyright © 2007 BabeAudit. If this appears on anywhere besides BabeAudit.com, it may have been stolen. Please notify webmaster@babeaudit.com. |
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