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[Goggiblog] Daily Österreicher- Witz (27. und letzter Teil)
2008-06-07 00:00:00 Liebe Österreicher. Nich böse sein über die vielen Österreicher- Witze. Ihr zahlt uns das im Halbfinale dann heim. Zum Schluss gibts sozusagen eine Retourkutsche :- )Eine schweizerBaufirma hat einen Österreicher eingestellt. An sei...
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[Goggiblog] Daily Österreicher- Witz (19)
2008-05-30 00:00:00 Ein Österreicher und ein Reh werden überfahren. Wo liegt der Unterschied? Vor dem Reh hats BremsspurenAls kleine Vorbereitung auf die Uefa Euro 2008 erscheinen im Goggiblog bis zum Start der Fussball- EM täglich Österreicher- Witze und...
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[Goggiblog] Daily Österreicher- Witz (18)
2008-05-29 00:00:00 Kommt ein Österreicher zum Psychiater und sagt: Herr Doktor ich glaube ich leide an Schizophrenie! Sagt der Arzt: Sehr gut, dann sind wir ja zu viert! Als kleine Vorbereitung auf die Uefa Euro 2008 erscheinen im Goggiblog bis zum Start ...
By: BlogNews
[Goggiblog] Daily Österreicher- Witz (16)
2008-05-28 00:00:00 Als kleine Vorbereitung auf die Uefa Euro 2008 erscheinen im Goggiblog bis zum Start der Fussball- EM täglich Österreicher- Witze und zwar pünktlich um 08. 08 Uhr und um 20. 08 Uhr. Die blosse Teilnahme Österreichs an einer Fussball- E...
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[Goggiblog] Daily Österreicher- Witz (14)
2008-05-27 00:00:00 Der österreichische Ex- Formel 1- Rennfahrer Andreas Wurz fährt mit seinem Privatwagen umher. Plötzlich sieht er eine alte Frau am Krückstock. Er fährt heran und fragt die Dame, ob er sie ein Stück mitnehmen soll. Die Dame erwider...
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[Goggiblog] Daily Österreicher- Witz (9)
2008-05-25 00:00:00 Es herrscht Krieg zwischen Bayern und Österreich. Im bayerischen Schützengraben beratschlagt man über das weitere Vorgehen. Sagt ein Bayer: “Ich hab’s! Wir schlagen die Österreicher mit ihrer eigenen Dummheit. Die heissen doch ...
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[Goggiblog] Daily Österreicher- Witz (8)
2008-05-24 00:00:00 Wie nennt man einen intelligenten Menschen in Österreich? Tourist. Als kleine Vorbereitung auf die Uefa Euro 2008 erscheinen im Goggiblog bis zum Start der Fussball- EM täglich Österreicher- Witze und zwar pünktlich um 08. 08 Uhr und u...
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[Goggiblog] Daily Österreicher- Witz (6)
2008-05-23 00:00:00 Zwei Östereicher unterhalten sich über Ihre Berufe: Wos bist du von Beruuuf? I bin a Diplom- Ingeniör! Und wos host du für an Beruuuf? Ween I Dir des sog, verstehst du des e ned! Dooch, I versteh des schooo. Ois, kloar . . . . ...
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[Goggiblog] Daily Österreicher- Witz (4)
2008-05-22 00:00:00 Warum kann man mit Österreichern nicht verstecken spielen? Weil die keiner sucht! Als kleine Vorbereitung auf die Uefa Euro 2008 erscheinen im Goggiblog bis zum Start der Fussball- EM täglich Österreicher- Witze und zwar pünktlich um ...
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[www.rettungsdroge.de - Böblinger Elite Truppe] BET goes Witz #18
2008-05-01 00:00:00 Bevor es mit den Witzen losgeht, wollte ich noch fragen was eigentlich mit den ganzen Aufklebern passiert ist, die wir verschickt haben? Habt ihr die gegessen? Leute, ich warte auf geile Bilder, los gehts! Zu Weihnachten besucht der...
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[www.rettungsdroge.de - Böblinger Elite Truppe] BET goes Witz #17
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Sie: Hans, du bist ja schon wieder betrunken! Er: Sei still, es ist Strafe genug, dass ich dich doppelt sehe. . . Ein Gymnasiallehrer, ein Hauptschullehrer und ein Sonderschullehrer spielen Skat. Während Ihres Skatspiels vernichten...
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[www.rettungsdroge.de - Böblinger Elite Truppe] BET goes Witz #16
2008-04-12 00:00:00 Die Jungfrau Maria will auch mal wieder auf die Erde zurück. Sie wird auch runtergelassen, aber nur unter der Bedingung, dass sie jeden Abend im Himmel anruft. Gesagt, getan. Am ersten Abend ruft Maria im Himmel an: Hier ist die Jun...
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[www.rettungsdroge.de - Böblinger Elite Truppe] BET goes Witz #15
2008-03-22 00:00:00 Ein Pärchen beim Sex - sie fängt an zu stöhnen: Jaaa, gibs mir! Sag mir dreckige Sachen! Er: Küche, Bad, Wohnzimmer. . . Fritzchen in der Klosterschule: Mutter Oberin beginnt den Unterricht mit Beten. Danach kommt heute ein kle...
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[www.rettungsdroge.de - Böblinger Elite Truppe] BET goes Witz #14
2008-03-11 00:00:00 Ein notgeiler Typ und eine verschleierte Nonne sitzen nebeneinander im Bus. Als die Nonne ihre Kleidung ordnet turnt das den Mann richtig an, also fragt er sie, ob sie auch so geil ist, wie er. Dann versteht die Nonne, gibt ihm eine ...
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[www.rettungsdroge.de - Böblinger Elite Truppe] BET goes Witz #9
2008-01-30 00:00:00 Eine Frau wacht mitten in der Nacht auf und stellt fest, dass ihr Ehemann nicht im Bett ist. Sie zieht sich ihren Morgenmantel an und verlauml;sst das Schlafzimmer. Er sitzt am Kuuml;chentisch vor einer Tasse Kaffee - tief in Gedanken...
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[www.kaeseplatte.com] Kein Witz, mit Kauml;separfuuml;m , der Duft nach #
2007-12-29 00:00:00 Wer will nach Kauml;se riechen? Die Produzenten des weltbekannten #34;blauen#34; Edelschimmelkauml;ses #34;Stilton#34;#160;testen den#160;Parfuuml;mmarkt. Man beauftragte eine#160; Firma aus Manchester, den typischen Geruch des...
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[www.rettungsdroge.de - Böblinger Elite Truppe] BET goes Witz #7
2007-11-29 00:00:00 Hallo, heute gibt es zur Feier des Tages gleich 3 Witze. Also: Lachen ist Pflicht und Kritik ist Terrorismus! Der junge Auswanderer fauml;ngt seinen ersten Job als Holzfauml;ller in Kanada an. Einer seiner Kollegen klauml;rt ihn glei...
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Noch'n Witz...
2007-11-21 16:27:00 von Tom...photo by Eric DraperGeorge W. Bush besucht eine Grundschule, um mit den Kindern über den bewaffneten Konflikt im Nahen Osten zu sprechen. Nach seiner Rede ist er zu einer Fragerunde bereit. "Also, wer hat eine Frage?" fragt Bush.Ein kleiner Junge meldet sich."Ja, Kleiner, wie heißt du denn?""Billy, Herr Präsident.""Wie lautet deine Frage, Billy?""Ich habe drei, Herr Präsident:1. Warum sind die USA ohne die Zustimmung der Vereinten Nationen in den Irak einmarschiert? 2. Warum sind Sie Präsident, obwohl Al Gore mehr Stimmen hatte als Sie? 3. Wo ist Osama Bin Laden?" Da klingelt diePausen-Glocke. Bush kündigt an, dass die Fragerunde nach der Pausefortgesetzt wird. Zu Beginn der nächsten Stunde fragt Bush: "Wo waren wir? Ah ja, bei der Fragerunde. Hat jemand eine Frage?" Ein kleiner Junge meldet sich. "Ja, Kleiner, wie heißt du denn?" "Steve, Herr Präsident." "Und wie lautet deine Frage, Steve?" "Nun ja... eigentlichhabe ich fünf Fragen, Herr Präsident: 1. Warum sin...
By: Sprechblaze
AK-AL: Berkowitz In
2007-10-11 08:10:00 Former State Representative Ethan Berkowitz, who served six years as State House Minority Leader and was the Democratic nominee for Lt. Governor last night, has decided to run for the Alaska's At-Large Congressional seat against longtime Republican Don Young.Berkowitz is the strongest challenger for the seat in years. Young has usually managed to get around 70% of the vote in every election. Last year he got an abnormally small 56% against a relative unknown, Diane Benson, who got 40%.Although the district is R+14 and went 61% for Bush in 2004, A Democratic victory is not out of the question here, especially with Berkowitz. Young's approval rating is in the tank and he's marred in scandal.The other news about this is that Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich, whose father held the seat before young, will probably not run, making it more likely he'll run for Ted Stevens' seat in the US Senate.With Berkowitz in, and Young's tanking approval ratings, I put this at Lean Republican
By: Nicks Notes
Iraq, Switzerland, and Larry Craig
2007-10-11 06:26:00 All these news stories illustrate increasing intolerance of "otherness"...
By: Boomer Entropy
Swisscom wants Apple iPhone in Switzerland
2007-10-11 04:52:00 Just like any other European operator, Swiss mobile carriers Swisscom AG would be eager to offer Apple’s iPhone in Switzerland, where the official iPhone distributor was not announced as of yet, its chief executive confirmed in a newspaper interview with Swiss Finanz und Wirtschaft financial daily. “Like every telecommunications operator, we are very interested in iPhone,” ...
By: iPhone World
Swisscom wants Apple iPhone in Switzerland
2007-10-11 04:52:00 Just like any other European operator, Swiss mobile carriers Swisscom AG would be eager to offer Apple’s iPhone in Switzerland, where the official iPhone distributor was not announced as of yet, its chief executive confirmed in a newspaper interview with Swiss Finanz und Wirtschaft financial daily. “Like every telecommunications operator, we are very interested in iPhone,” ...
Rockies rookie Troy Tulowitzki is Colorado?s catalyst (AP)
2007-10-09 02:27:00 Troy Tulowitzki could be collecting some serious hardware soon: the NL Rookie of the Year award, a Gold Glove, maybe even a World Series ring. Yet, when the Colorado Rookies’ 21-year-old star shortstop meets fellow major leaguers, he’s just like any other wide-eyed youngster coming face-to-face with a childhood hero: he wants an autograph. Read the ...
By: MLB News Blog
Switzerland - Postdoctoral Position in Mathematical Coding Theory
2007-10-08 20:03:00 University of Zurich,Switzerland The Institute of Mathematics of the University of Zurich invites applications for a Postdoc position in the area of Mathematical Coding Theory. The starting date is January 1st, 2008 The deadline for applications is October 31, 2007 (more…) Share This
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Switzerland - PhD Scholarships in Biomedical Data Mining
2007-10-08 20:01:00 University of Geneva,Switzerland The University of Geneva Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (Computer Science Department) invites applications for two PhD scholarships in the field of machine learning and data mining. The successful candidates will participate in EU-funded projects and investigate advanced knowledge discovery issues related to biomedical applications for their thesis. Candidates should have an M.Sc. and outstanding skills in at least two of the following areas: machine learning/data mining, mathematics/statistics, bioinformatics, medical informatics, knowledge management. For one of the positions, experience and/or training in biostatistics will be an additional asset. A strong academic record, excellent analytical skills and a clear aptitude for autonomous, creative research will be priority selection criteria. Good programming skills and fluency in English and/or French are required. (more…) Share This
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Switzerland - Research Assistant Position in Wireless Sensor Networking
2007-10-08 19:56:00 EPFL, Switzerland As part of the European research project WASP (Wirelessly Accessible Sensor Population), the EPFL AudioVisual Communications Laboratory (LCAV) is looking for a Research Assistant (100%). Description The WASP project aims at developing an autonomous and intelligent infrastructure based on wireless sensor networks with applications in three main areas selected for their societal relevance and technical differences: assisted road transport, elderly care, and herd health control. (more…) Share This
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Alan Dershowitz Debunks John McCain?s Claim of a Christian Nation
2007-10-04 01:31:00 John McCain recently claimed that the United States was founded as a Christian nation. The absense of any support for religion in the body of the Constitution has been interpreted as evidence of the belief of the founding fathers in separation of church and state. If there was any doubt as to this intent, this ...
By: Liberal Values
Moskowitz videos
2007-10-02 02:35:00 Hi,Microsoft MVP, Jeremy Moskowitz, has 2 video interviews out there... Check them out:Part 1 & Part 2_
Switzerland: Skiing in Airolo
2007-10-01 14:29:00 Ski resorts as Engelberg, Chamonix and Val Thorens are almost unbeatable, but if you will only be away for a day you might as well choose Airolo - a small and charming ski resort in the Italian part of Switzerland. I traveled with Cisalpino from Zurich, changed to an InterRegio train in Art-Goldeau and reached Airolo after 1, 53 ...
By: Blissful Travel
Beautiful Switzerland
2007-09-28 04:38:00 Given the money and opportunity, there are lots of places I’d love to go. Among those places are: 1. Sweden2. Finland3. Monaco4. Jersey (again)5. New Zealand6. Mecca (again)7. Switzerland Here’s a little preview of Switzerland which I received through an email. Such a beautiful place to be. I’m talking about the place ok, not the people. Another place that ...
By: Xpressionz
SWITZERLAND - Frutarom excels in industrial food flavor creation
2007-09-27 07:10:00 Frutarom presented its new innovation center during “Innovation Days Wadenswil 2007″ in ...
By: Israel-Times.com
Switzerland - The Financial Pied Piper?
2007-09-26 14:06:00 With over 9,500 hedge fund throughout the world creating over $1,400bn of wealth world wide, the race is on to draw the hedge fund managers from their traditional hide outs such as London and New York. Like the Pied Piper of Hamlin, the Swiss are starting their hypnotic tax tunes to tempt the hedge fund managers to within their borders. The Swiss Federal Banking Commission issued a report
By: Asset Manager
Forex Brokers in Switzerland
2007-09-24 19:12:00 A broker is a financial center that holds and manages your money and provides you with graphical interface software so you can access the markets. They have become popular with those individuals that want to place their funds in a secure account. Many misconceptions have been found with how Swiss accounts work. Many ...
By: Personal Finance
Forex Brokers In Switzerland..
2007-09-24 16:55:00 Forex Brokers in SwitzerlandBy Adam HefnerA broker is a financial center that holds and manages your money and provides you with graphical interface software so you can access the markets. They have become popular with those individuals that want to place their funds in a secure account.Many misconceptions have been found with how Swiss accounts work. Many believe what they see in the movies. Only millionaires, government officials, or celebrities are allowed to hold Swiss accounts. This is far from true as any average person can hold an account under Swiss lawForex brokers in Switzerland abide by the same laws as regular bank accounts hold.Advantages of Accounts in Switzerland:Privacy -The Swiss law forbids any bankers/brokers to disclose any information on your account without your consent. If somehow your information is leaked without your permission, Swiss financial managers can be prisoned for 6 months and be fines 50,000 Swiss francs.Low Risk -Your main purpose probably for tr...
Switzerland and Australia out of World Group - Guardian Unlimited
2007-09-23 20:05:00 Switzerland and Australia out of World GroupGuardian Unlimited, UK - 12 minutes agoBy Zoran Milosavljevic BELGRADE, Sept 23 (Reuters) - Australia and Switzerland dropped out of the World Group for the first time in more than a decade after ...
Switzerland and Australia out of World Group - Guardian Unlimited
2007-09-23 20:05:00 Switzerland and Australia out of World GroupGuardian Unlimited, UK - 12 minutes agoBy Zoran Milosavljevic BELGRADE, Sept 23 (Reuters) - Australia and Switzerland dropped out of the World Group for the first time in more than a decade after ...
Suisse /Switzerland 2007: Lausanne & Curtilles
2007-09-23 15:38:00 Après l'Italie en famille, direction Suisse pour moi, en auberge de jeunesse à Lausanne. C'était l'occasion également de revoir Laura et Yalit... After Italy, direction Switzerland, in youth hostel at Lausanne. It was the occasion te see Laura and Yalit again... [?]
By: Kokorico
Auschwitz Redux : A Strange Photo Album Surfaces
2007-09-22 10:40:00 The National Holocaust Museum in Washington has made public a photo album featuring SS officers and female auxiliaries from the Auschwitz concentration camp having fun times during breaks from their task of genocide.The photographs were taken between May and December, 1944. A US army intelligence officer, now retired, discovered the album in an apartment in Frankfurt. He has now given it to the museum for safekeeping.A favorite getaway location for the Auschwitz SS was Solahutte, a recreation home not far from the camp. It’s very strange to look at the smiling faces of people who were engaged in mass murder as they enjoyed singalongs and snacked on freshly picked blueberries. In one photo they look just like people on summer vacation as they lounge in deck chairs enjoying the sun.Some of the photos feature the notorious camp doctor, Josef Mengele, grinning from ear to ear. Another picture shows the adjutant of the camp, Karl Hocker, decorating a Christmas tree as though all is...
By: Aidan Maconachy
Deconstructing Tulowitzki
2007-09-21 04:11:00 Troy Tulowitzki has come on like a headwind in 2007, defying even the loftiest of expectations. At 22 years old, he has hit .294 with 22 homers and 90 RBI, all while offering arguably the best shortstop glove in the league. He has benefited hugely from the famous thin air of Coors field, hitting .327 with a .550 slugging percentage at home, while hitting only .258 with a .391 SLG away. To give you an idea, if he played every game at home, his numbers would translate to 29 homers, 117 RBI, 42 doubles and 103 runs — in brief, he would be the best shortstop in baseball not named Hanley Ramirez. So where does this leave him for 2008? How does he stack up against fellow shortstops going forward? The top three shortstops are relatively clear-cut going in 2008: Hanley Ramirez, Jose Reyes, and Jimmy Rollins, probably in that order. I would put Tulowitzki in that second teir that includes Derek Jeter, Carlos Guillen, and arguably guys like Edgar Renteria, Orlando Cabrera, and Migue...
By: The RotoFeed
Holliday and Tulowitzki homer in 9-4 win (AP)
2007-09-21 01:11:00 Matt Holliday homered again and Troy Tulowitzki also connected as the Colorado Rockies completed a four-game sweep of the Los Angeles Dodgers with a 9-4 victory Thursday. The Rockies won their fifth in a row and remained 4 1/2 games behind San Diego in the NL wild-card race. The Padres beat Pittsburgh 6-3 Thursday for ...
By: MLB News Blog
Principles of War, by Carl von Clausewitz (Part IV)
2007-09-16 04:16:00 IV. APPLICATION OF THESE PRINCIPLES IN TIME OF WARThe principles of the art of war are in themselves extremely simple and quite within the reach of sound common sense. Even though they require more special knowledge in tactics than in strategy, this knowledge is of such small scope, that it does not compare with any ...
Principles of War, by Carl von Clausewitz (Part III)
2007-09-15 05:22:00 III. STRATEGYThis term means the combination of individual engagements to attain the goal of the campaign or war. If we know how to fight and how to win, little more knowledge is needed. For it is easy to combine fortunate results. It is merely a matter of experienced judgment and does not depend on spe- cial ...
Principles of War, by Carl von Clausewitz (Part II)
2007-09-14 02:23:00 II. TACTICS OR THE THEORY OF COMBATWar is a combination of many distinct engagements. Such a combination may or may not be reasonable, and success depends very much on this. Yet the engagement itself is for the moment more important. For only a combination of successful engagements can lead to good results. The most important ...
Switzerland: big profits for doing nothing
2007-09-13 17:13:00 Why is Switzerland always allowed a special status? It's as if the world feels humbled by the little land-locked country and wishes to pay homage, in money, of course. Through the alchemy of inventive politicians, it has made 'neutrality' a highly profitable virtue. The tiny country has somehow created a brand that screams 'we're not playing, so don't ask.' And boy has that paid off. Want a safe neutral place for a high-price summit? Switzerland ? they've got fantastic facilities and the passive people are great, they're never going to get in your face. Sure it will be five times more expensive than anywhere else in the world, but, hey, they're neutral, they deserve it. Want a place to build your high-profile international headquarters? Choose Switzerland ? it's beautiful, peaceful and there are fantastic restaurant so who cares about the obscene costs. That's why the Olympics is there. Unlimited funds from around the world pour into this tiny neutral country becau...
By: Carson's Post
Principles of War, by Carl von Clausewitz (Part I)
2007-09-13 11:50:00 I. PRINCIPLES FOR WAR IN GENERAL1. The theory of warfare tries to discover how we may gain a preponderance of physical forces and material advantages at the decisive point. As this is not always possible, theory also teaches us to calculate moral factors: the likely mistakes of the enemy, the impression created by a daring ...
Switzerland Targets Hedge Fund Managers?
2007-09-12 10:49:00 As one of the world's biggest hedge fund buyers it is odd that only a handful of hedge fund managers are located in Switzerland. Of the estimated $600bn invested in funds of hedge funds $200bn comes from Switzerland making it second only to the USA. The Swiss authorities, according to a recent report from the Federal Banking Commission (EBK), is looking at making it more attractive for hedge
By: Asset Manager
This is what worries me about Switzerland
2007-09-10 13:18:00 The excellent article below was published on 7 September in "The Independant", Great Britain. It is a vivid example of what I fear. We a drifting from the former label of "Harbor of Humanity" into something of a label of "extremist racism". I felt important to share this with you. And hope that "The Indepedant" does not mind for me doing so. I requested their permission, but have not received an answer.Switzerland: Europe's heart of darkness? Switzerland is known as a haven of peace and neutrality. But today it is home to a new extremism that has alarmed the United Nations. Proposals for draconian new laws that target the country's immigrants have been condemned as unjust and racist. A poster campaign, the work of its leading political party, is decried as xenophobic. Has Switzerland become Europe's heart of darkness?By Paul Vallely, Published: 07 September 2007At first sight, the poster looks like an innocent children's cartoon. Three white sheep stand beside a black sheep. The...
By: Worldman
Olympics Basketball qualifiers - Tony Parker of France outduels Dirk Nowitz
2007-09-09 09:36:00 France beat Germany 78-66 as the battle of NBA superstars highlighted the European Basketball Championships. Parker scored 23 while Dirk scored 28 but more help came from Tony's team mates Florent Pietrus and Tariq Kirksay both added 12 points for France.google_ad_client = "pub-4270350890570922";google_a-d_width = 336;google_ad_height = 280;google_ad_format = "336x280_as";google_ad_type = "text_image";//2007-09-09: China, Olympics, airline tickets, hotelsgoogle_ad_channel = "7850246680+3065348704+13148918-59+1944465812";google_color_bor-der = "e6e6e6";google_color_bg = "e6e6e6";google_color_link = "000000";google_color_text = "000000";google_color_url = "000000";//--> src="http://pagead2.googlesyndi-cation.com/pagead/show_ads.js">-In other groups in the European Basketball Championships, Lithuania and Slovenia reached the quarterfinals of Group F. Toronto Raptors center Radoslav Nesterovic led Slovenia with 13 points. Both unbeaten till now, Lithuania & Slovenia beat their opponents Ol...
Daily Quote - September 6th - Fran Lebowitz
2007-09-06 09:48:00 Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz We do ?Quote of the Day? seven days a week 365 days a year. However, Create Business Growth is primarily a Monday through Friday blog and our regular posts are usually available before noon EST. If you are around on the weekend, please enjoy surfing ...
My Switzerland vacation (2)
2007-09-05 21:30:00 As I already wrote there are a lot of reasons to visit Switzerland. This country is absolutely splendid place to spend any sort of vacation. Besides magnificent historical, architectural and cultural objects there is really unique nature in Switzerland. There is an enormous diversity of landscapes and nature on a relatively such small area and ... |
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