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Liquid Ass -- 1 Ounce Bottle Spray Mist for $2.74 - deals.woot.com
2010-04-05 13:11:00 Liquid Ass -- 1 Ounce Bottle Spray Mist for $2.74 Published by deals.woot.com at 6:11 AM - Mon, Apr 5 View details Compare it
Walgreen's - $10 off $40 Coupon Code - deals.woot.com
2010-04-02 02:15:00 Walgreen's - $10 off $40 Coupon Code Published by deals.woot.com at 7:15 PM - Thu, Apr 1 View details Compare it
iCade - iPad Arcade Cabinet for $149.99 - deals.woot.com
2010-04-02 02:02:00 iCade - iPad Arcade Cabinet for $149.99 Published by deals.woot.com at 7:02 PM - Thu, Apr 1 View details Compare it
5' Sunlight Floor Lamp shipped for $29.99 - deals.woot.com
2010-04-02 01:51:00 5' Sunlight Floor Lamp shipped for $29.99 Published by deals.woot.com at 6:51 PM - Thu, Apr 1 View details Compare it
Extendable Mini Tripod $0.01 + $5 woot shipping - FatWallet.com
2010-04-01 11:15:00 Extendable Mini Tripod $0.01 + $5 woot shipping Published by FatWallet.com at 4:15 AM - Thu, Apr 1 View details Compare it
ATI TV Wonder HDTV Tuner for PC $14.99 + $5 woot shipping - FatWallet.com
2010-04-01 11:12:00 ATI TV Wonder HDTV Tuner for PC $14.99 + $5 woot shipping Published by FatWallet.com at 4:12 AM - Thu, Apr 1 View details Compare it
Wicked Little Buds Stereo Earbuds: The Adventure Begins for $2.99 at Woot -
2010-04-01 10:25:00 Wicked Little Buds Stereo Earbuds: The Adventure Begins for $2.99 at Woot Published by LiveHotDeals.com at 3:25 AM - Thu, Apr 1 View details Compare it
The Office Assistant To The Regional Manager T-Shirt for $5.99 - deals.woot
2010-04-01 10:02:00 The Office Assistant To The Regional Manager T-Shirt for $5.99 Published by deals.woot.com at 3:02 AM - Thu, Apr 1 View details Compare it
Sandisk Sansa Clip 8GB MP3 Player for $29.99 + $5.00 shipping - deals.woot.
2010-04-01 08:02:00 Sandisk Sansa Clip 8GB MP3 Player for $29.99 + $5.00 shipping Published by deals.woot.com at 1:02 AM - Thu, Apr 1 View details Compare it
Woot Shirt Vote
2009-03-02 19:37:00 PatriotPartner has asked that fellow GayPatriot readers go vote for this as “shirt of the week”. I like it, too! -Bruce (GayPatriot)
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Winners? Gallery: the Best of Contest 175
2008-06-07 01:00:00 Last week we asked you to show us the incredible evidence that a Woot product, past or present, is actually thousands of years old and possesses awesome supernatural power. We have learned of the evil ancient histories that some of these Woot products possess, and frankly we're a little afraid of the Dyson now! First Place - $100 tgentry - Dyson Vaocuum There was some sentiment from a certain judge that we ought to just give all the money to tgentry this week and give everyone else HMs. Yes, this vaocuum struck gold for the master again. Anyway, Shan knocked Joe about the head and shoulders, and we went ahead and split up the prize as usual. Hopefully the Dyson Vacuums of today don't harbor any of these wild instincts from their ancestors. Second Place - $50 majit - King Arthur's Solar Light Oh, the powerful 8 watt beam of light, mildly irritating the eyes of Arthur's enemies! What a terrifying, um, slightly bright spot, the upstart King can now bring to bear against...
Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera - $74.99
2008-06-06 07:00:00 A fat man stands at a garage sale, looking at a used vacuum. A weightlifter flexes his obliquus capitis. A young boy looks in awe at a starship as it touches down in his backyard. All these magical moments go uncaptured each and every day. But if you were on the scene with this Red Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera you?d have a perfectly tolerable photograph to remember them by. Now when we say tolerable, we mean it! This lovely Red Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera is the absolutely best technology to ever come from a bankrupt corporation currently owned by a law firm. 7.2 megapixels are ideal for making poster-size prints the size of a Shuvuuia running through the Carduus, but just in case, each T730 also carries a 3x Optical Zoom, for when you want to photograph something a little smaller than a Mongolian dinosaur in the thistles. But why stop with pictures? Each Red Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera also has a Movie Mode! With a Voice Recorder and Video Capt...
Razer AC-1 $50 and Razer HP-1 $60 Woot and Woot Sellout
2008-06-05 07:26:00 Rating: 1 Posted By: benbuch1368 Views: 155 Replies: 0 I thought this was a great deal on an awesome card and there matching headphones. I installed in Vista32 bit w/o trouble.Card- WOOTHeadphones- WOOT selloutI am going to seem like a real Razer fanboy when I match it with the Razer mouse I just got from Woot. Now if I can find a good deal on the keyboard, I will really be a dork More Online Coupons from Fatwallet.com.
WoOt...tall buildings, mostly white ppl and lots and lots of food!
2008-06-04 06:40:00 I arrived safe in NY and I've been here now for a day and a half and I am loving it. Took the subway and went to Manhattan today, walked around snapping pictures and doing a little shopping. I have met one of my brothers for the first time and was almost stiffened by the tightest hug and the most kisses I've ever gotten by my sister I've not seen in 8 years. lots of fun so far, it's late though and I can't think straight to type much...i'm soo tired...check out my favourite picture from today. The Empire State Building
$37.00 Credit at Overstock.com from Woot.com side deal link
2008-05-31 19:51:00 Rating: 7 Posted By: kuron Views: 452 Replies: 15 To access this deal, go to Woot.com, click the side deal link to Overstock.com (at the top of the page) and it automatically gives you a $37.00 credit when transferring you to the Overstock web site. I purchased a Disney Winnie the Pooh DVD Player which was listed for $39.99 for a total of $5.94 (of which $2.95 was the shipping charge). I also discovered that the item selected must be more than the discount for the discount to apply, and only one discount per account.More Online Coupons from Fatwallet.com.
Bat Up: Woot Weads The Wire
2008-05-28 19:05:00 Every week in this space, we?ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that?s Woot Weads the Wire. RALEIGH, N.C. (AP)?Wake Forest University will no longer require applicants to take the SAT and ACT exams, boosting a movement to lessen the importance of standardized tests in college admissions. Applicants will instead be judged on poise, grace, talent, and the all-important swimsuit competition. CHICAGO (AP)?The percentage of American children who are overweight or obese appears to have leveled off after a 25-year increase, according to new figures that offer a glimmer of hope in an otherwise dismal battle. An alternative theory is that the fat kids finally broke the scale. MONTERREY, Mexico (AP)?Police in northern Mexico say a 25-year-old man bit off more than he could chew when he allegedly stole a gold bracelet from an 8-year-old girl an...
Versa Wrench 12? 31-in-1 Ratcheting Wrench - 2 Pack - $4.99
2008-05-27 07:00:00 You know what saying I really hate? ?When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.? Every time some goody-goody spouts that saccharine homily at me, I just tell them ?Oh, yeah? Well, I?m allergic to lemons, and if I drank lemonade, giant boils would pop up on the inside of my throat and strangle me to death from the inside out. Whaddya think of that, huh? Huh?? It?s not true, but it usually shuts the Pollyannas up. It?s all in a day?s work for me, Arthur Churlman, host of this installment of You?re Not Gonna Put One Over On Me! Today Woot?s trying to tell us about all the wonderful things the so-called Versa 12? 31-in-1 Ratcheting Wrench can do. All I wanna know is, can it give me a lobotomy? Because that?s what it?s going to take to make me buy this gimmicky little turd. These bunco artists would have you believe that this wrench can fit 31 sizes of nuts and bolts. Well, I just looked in my junk drawer, and the nuts and bolts in there came in maybe four different sizes. Interesting, h...
Sandisk Sansa M240 1GB MP3 Player with FM Tuner - $9.99
2008-05-26 07:01:00 Happy Memorial Day, everybody! Hey, happy Memorial Day, Sandisk Sansa M240 Silver! Hey, what?s wrong, buddy? You? you wanna talk about it? Man, I didn?t do nothin?, she came up to me! I was just standin? ?round, seeing what I could see Then somebody said my Silver case was hot. What am I supposed to do, tell ?em ?No, it?s really not?? They said they liked the way I handled MP3 Plus WMA and Audible, see, And so when I start smilin? back my girl shows up! She calls me lightweight and then she storms off! I know I ain?t heavy and I?m easy to carry but, I don?t Drag And Drop lights, I?m all Ozzie And Harriet About stuff like that, I handle DRM well! And now my girl?s all mad and I can?t even tell Her that I didn?t do what it was she thought I was doin?. Man, those Pink ones are crazy, I just give up, I?m goin?. Wow, Sandisk Sansa M240 Silver, that?s rough. Hey, maybe I can smooth things over. You just stay here and listen to that ridiculous podcast and I?ll go talk to her. Hey, Sandisk ...
Pioneer Inno2 Portable XM Satellite Radio & 1GB MP3 Player - $69.99
2008-05-24 07:00:00 THE LIFES OF PIONEERS My Report by Justin Ward Mss. Rivera?s History Class In pionear times the life of a Pioneer was very hard. A famliy in Pionear days had to dig there house out of the mud and bewear of animals, Indians, bears, and, Tornados. And also there food came out of the mud also. Or else they shot a animal and ate it. Life was hard. There cloths itched also. But it was not all hard times there was fun that they had too, for instince playing with ants, singing country songs like ?Froggy Cracked Corn? and listning to there Pioneer inno2bk Portable XM Satellite Radios too. Theese radios has an XM receiver that worked in a home or a car or a waggon. And they could record and save XM radio shows theirself in the 1GB storage space. The Pionears had to pay for XM radio ascriptions and times were tough, howvere they could add new radios for just seven dolrars per month apeece. And the pionears did get to listen to MLB games so it made the pioneer times easier. In the summertimes ...
Winners? Gallery: the Best of Contest 173
2008-05-22 19:00:00 Last week we asked you to show us the ravages that Woot addiction has inflicted on our customers. It seems like everyone knows someone who has been touched by this most pervasive and chronic of syndromes, now identified as "wooter's affluenza". Symptoms include fatigue, carpal tunnel, stiff neck, increased appetite, hair loss. Consult your doctor if you are experiencing any of the following: First Place - $100 ActorTom - Panhandling Brother, can you spare a credit to my Paypal account? Second Place - $50 plinth - Assimilation Did the whole family get Reverse-Lasik so they could all wear those glasses? Third Place - $20 toby8915 - Obsessive Tendencies You know, people are working wonders with Photoshop these days... Honorable Mentions Shinketsu - Abnormal Brain Waves How sad that we only use 10% of our brains, and that portion has turned to Woot-mush. rascal514 - Unhinged Psycho Dementia Rascal514 certainly appears to have some keen insight on this con...
WWWoundup: I Haven?t Written The Close Yet, Mother
2008-05-16 20:45:00 Hey, listen, I was wondering, if you're not doing anything, if maybe, you know, you might want to share some links. With me, I mean. No big deal. no pressure. Just a couple of people hanging out and looking at stoopid stuff on the web. We'll have a few laughs, and if anything more happens, well, we'll just let it happen. So what do you say? If you're curious about the structure and contradictions of anthropomorphic species hierarchy in the PBS animated series Arthur, then the Journal of Cartoon Over-analyzations is for you. You can play it safe and get something generic tattooed on your body, like a yin-yang or a Celtic cross. Or you can run against the wind and etch a Bob Seger tattoo permanently into your flesh. Rock 'n' roll isn't the only thing that never forgets. NSFW language department: Gawker rounds up 10 of the best on-camera meltdowns. It's not especially new or anything, but I love this gallery of '60s and '70s pulp paperback covers. I'm no...
Digital Lifestyles 26? LCD HDTV - $359.99
2008-05-12 07:00:00 Listen, I?ve had it with certain people in cable news and talk radio disparaging my Digital Lifestyle. I?m an adult, aren?t I? Can?t I make my own decisions about what?s right for me? And who?m I supposed to be hurting? I understand that a lot of these guys are misinformed about the Digital Lifestyle. They think it?s all about marathon sessions of wild, irresponsible media piracy. But for most of us, it?s not like that at all. And it?s these so-called pundits? responsibility to get the facts before they go spouting off to a national audience with their slanderous hate speech. So what if they think my HDTV?s thousand-to-one contrast ratio gives me an ?unnaturally lifelike? picture? So what if they think a 3H anti-glare coating is ?perverse?? So what they?re shocked that I swing with ATSC, NTSC and clear QAM tuners instead of tying myself down to just one kind of tuner for my whole life? They call that ?commitment,? but I call it home-entertainment incarceration. My Digital Lifestyl...
Cellboost Disposable Battery for iPod - $0.99
2008-05-09 15:57:00 ow many times has this happened to you? You?ve just lit some incense and settled down on your beanbag with your iPod, ready to listen to a sixteen hour raga and meditate yourself to a universal understanding. But then, after just eight hours, your iPod is almost out of a charge! Who can reach Krishna consciousness like that? The solution is easy. Get a Cellboost IP1 Disposable Battery Charger for iPod. Designed to work with any dock connecting iPod, even the iPhone, you?ll get extra energy to keep that sound coming your way like sweet sweet nectar to the hummingbird of your soul. And you don?t have to use it all at once! Up to 8 hours of extra playtime for your iPod, spaced out over as many songs as you like. How is that possible, you ask? Go on, ask. Oh, please? I?d ask if it were you. Won?t you just ask? Just once? Please? For mother? So glad you asked how it is possible! As with any battery, the Cellboost IP1 Disposable Battery Charger for iPod holds a certain amount of power tha...
Sandisk Sansa e250 2GB MP3 Player & FM Tuner
2008-05-09 15:45:00 Hey, if you buy this, you?ll need to download the manual and the SanDisk Media Converter software. The General watched on the radar screen as the missile veered harmlessly away from the rogue satellite. A groan of dismay arose under the fluorescent lights of the control room. With one corner of his mouth twitching like it does whenever he gets mad, the General turned toward the Colonel. ?Well, there goes another ten million of taxpayer money,? he spat. ?Any more bright ideas? Or are we finally gonna do this right?? ?Sir, with all due respect, I don?t believe Plan MP3 is the most effective option -? ?Fine!? the General roared. A startled hush fell over the room. Underlings tried to pretend like they hadn?t notice the outburst. ?So you don?t think we should launch a bunch of low-cost Sandisk Sansa e270 players into space to knock the satellite off course. What exactly is your quarrel with the idea, Captain? And don?t pee on my roast beef and tell me it?s au jus.? ?General, the Sa...
Klipsch Quintet SL 5 piece Home Theater Speaker System $455 shipped @ Woot
2008-04-23 08:08:00 Rating: -1 Posted By: santijs Views: 195 Replies: 0 Seems like one heck of a deal... looks like $799 everywhere else (Am@azon, BB, etc)TextAlternatively, a thread at AVSforum: Klipsch Quintet SL (Are they really that bad?)- YOU DECIDE 2008 -More Online Coupons from Fatwallet.com.
10 Activities The Pope Couldn?t Find Time For On His Recent Visit To The U.
2008-04-22 21:15:00 Convene a panel of bishops to determine the correct canonical position on the question of who makes Philly's best cheesesteak Go to Eastern Orthodox cathedral, ring the doorbell, run away giggling Visit the UN to request that the Papal See be upgraded to a Papal B Minus Trade outfits with a pauper that, for some reason, looks exactly like him Three words: Pontiffs Gone Wild Lay down some tracks for the new 2pac tribute album Hit Nobu 57 with Chloe Sevigny and Jason Schwartzman Try first deep-fried Twinkie Console a young nun named Sarah Marshall, who had spent her life working for peace and never before felt such raw hatred from all directions Find out what's so funny about his hat, anyway
WWWoundup: Woot Wins Webware ?Ward! Woohoo!
2008-04-22 20:45:00 Those old Amtrak commercials were right. There really is something about a train...a train of factoids organized into list form, that is. Like, say, this list of the 2008 Webware 100, the winners of the annual Webware awards for Web 2.0 applications. Let's see, there's Craigslist, eMusic, Facebook, Flickr...and Woot! F'real, thanks to everybody who voted for us, and to Webware editor Rafe Needleman for naming us his "guilty pleasure." Rafe, you're clearly a man of distinction and taste. Here are some of my other favorite sequentially-numbered entertainments of the moment: Five recycled building materials: bottles, cans, tires, straw bales, etc. Ten weird Japanese soft drinks: Kidsbeer, God brand coffee, Diet Water, etc. Thirty-three intricate and realistic Lego creations: guitars, guns, Star Wars characters, etc. Podcasts to help you learn foreign languages: Arabic, Finnish, Hindi, etc. Ten upcoming Minor League baseball promotions: Motorboatin' Night, Fly ...
SanDisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player w/$10 Shirt.Woot Coupon - $49.99
2008-04-21 07:01:00 Don?t get us wrong. We think it?s great that you spend so much of your disposable income on gadgetry, gizmoage, and other assorted trivialities. Obviously, your bad habit has been very good for us. It?s what enables the lavish lifestyles to which we?ve grown accustomed. These microwave chili dogs don?t pay for themselves, you know. But frankly, some other areas of your life are crying out for attention and funding. We?re thinking of your wardrobe, especially that one shirt. You know which one we mean. Sorry. Somebody had to say something. Now, we know spending habits are hard to break. So, to ease your transition from gadget hog to clothes horse, we?re including a $10 shirt.woot coupon code with every Sandisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player you buy. The tech-fixated circuits of your brain will be stimulated by the Sansa e260?s 1.8? TFT screen and its wide range of video and audio playback capabilities, including MP3, WMA, AVI, ASF, MOV, WMV, and more. Digital photo display, an FM tuner,...
C?mon Rock Your Box With The Rockbox Rock
2008-04-21 07:00:00 There?s lots to like about the Sandisk Sansa 4gb e260 Media Player we?re selling today. Music and video playback and an FM tuner. A low price and a $10 Shirt.Woot coupon. A winning smile and a can-do attitude. And the ability to load the open-source Rockbox firmware, for enhanced functionality and navigation. If you?re comfortable installing and using a more techy, no-frills software to run your Sansa, and you understand that you make alterations to your Sansa at your own risk, you?re in for a world of configurable options and enhanced performance. Delete and rename files without connecting to a PC! Use bigger SD cards! See how much battery power you?ve got left! Set a sleep timer! Lose up to 40 pounds of unsightly flab, just in time for bikini season! Even play games! The info-pirates who enjoy this kind of thing have found far more uses for Rockbox than we could possibly list here. Suffice to say, if you?re willing to trade some eye candy for features, features, and still more fe...
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Why Idol Didn?t Give Back
2008-04-10 12:40:00 I watched about half of “IDOL GIVES BACK” yesterday, and I was quite dismayed. Not that there are starving children or gangs like the sharks and the jets are still roaming our urban streets. I was shocked that George Lopez was asked to help raise money for them. I was ready to cut Idol a check ...
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Book Scavenger: The New Joys of Jell-O (1973)
2008-04-08 22:00:00 I've accumulated a lot of ridiculous books over the years - from thrift stores, flea markets, yard sales, and dumpsters - and I can no longer bear to horde their weirdness for myself. Presenting the first of an occasional series exploring the far corners of the Toon library - because the world must know! Watergate. Jim Jones. ABBA. If you have any doubt that the 1970s were a confused, disturbing time, just look at what they were doing with Jell-O brand gelatin dessert. The New Joys of Jell-O is a glimpse into the void at the heart of a lost people. I don't want to give too much away, but the weak-stomached among you should know that sauerkraut makes an appearance... Hey, Jell-O's at the door. The proper 1973 party guest takes care to color-coordinate her dessert with her outfit. He brought the sideburns. The early parts of the book aren't too startling, offering standard Jell-O recipe fare. You got your parfaits, you got your fruit salads, you got your disorienting '70s food...
Kodak EasyShare Z1275 12MP/720p Digital Camera w/5x Optical Zoom - $99.99
2008-04-07 07:00:00 ?Wake up, Lassiter.? He felt the nudge in his side, sensed the presence of others in the room, opened his eyes. Culbreth stood over his bed, prodding him with the barrel of a .45. Over by the desk, Marinelli was smoking a cigarette and pawing through the contents of the bookcase. The stink of the smoke was a foreign presence in Lassiter?s tidy room. ?Put that out, wouldja?? Lassiter mumbled in a deep, dry voice. ?Don?t worry about the smoke,? Culbreth sneered. ?You got bigger problems than that. We?re here about a camera, Lassiter. But I got a feeling you knew that already.? Lassiter?s brow furrowed. ?That particular Greyhound has left the station, Culbreth. You know that. Papa Marconi tore up my notes soon as I gave him that Kodak Z1275 12MP Digital Camera. 12MP sensor, 5X optical zoom, the works. I?m a free man now. And you better have a damn good reason for busting in here, waking me up, and fouling up my air.? ?Oh, I got two good reasons,? Culbreth answered. ?One is this rod i...
WWWoundup: Shirt.Woot Now Paying Artists $1000 Per Shirt Design!?!
2008-04-04 21:00:00 What? You want links? Well, I'm busy trying to come up with a shirt design that'll land me a cool thousand bucks from Shirt.Woot. That's right - our shirt site now pays designers a first-day rate of $1,000 per design, along with our usual royalty for ongoing sale shirts. So leave me alone and let me put together my awesome pirate-robot-ninja Calvinball shirt. Hmmm...might need a few more penguins...what? You're still here? OK, fine, if it'll shut you up, enjoy these: Paper faces! Singapore's greatest hero! San Francisco-area burritos rated on a mustache scale! Road paint that turns pink when it's icy! The indoor sundial! Vintage computer desk scene! "Serious buyers only please." Four O'Clock Flash: since I can't find a Flash game worthy of this space, how about a contest? And a nice, easy one, at that? It's the "straightest freehand horizontal one pixel black line contest"! Or you could play Find the Star 2, the sequel to the awesome game I li...
Power Sentry Home Theater Surge Protector, Line Conditioner and UPS - $89.
2008-04-04 07:00:00 You know that old thing about wanting a nail? You know, about how the horse didn?t want a nail, so the horseshoe was captured by the enemy? Maybe there was something in there about the rider changing horses in mid-stream, and getting eaten by a fox. I might be remembering that wrong. Anyway, so they couldn?t find a nail and the kingdom was lost, is what the deal was. Hence the timeless catchphrase ?my kingdom for a horse?. The horseshoe/nail story is one of the most famous things ever written by Shakespeare. Or Mark Twain, or Ben Franklin, or whoever it was. So yeah, if your ?kingdom? consists of fancy home theater and audio components, the Philips Power Sentry Theatre Director is the ?nail? that can keep its horseshoes from falling off. For less than a Franklin (see what I did there? in the business we call that a ?call-back?), it protects your pricey gear from being fried by power surges, power spikes, lightning, or the impish electricity sprites who live in the outlet in the wall...
WWWoundup: Lights?Camera?Run!
2008-04-03 21:00:00 Eyes forward, everybody. Fingers on your left mouse buttons. Start clicking. Eventually, every idea human beings have ever had will have a blog devoted to it. If nothing else, the amusing Dutch art project Running from Camera crosses one more idea off of the list. Also from Europe, Pundo3000 compares the pictures on food packages to the actual contents of the package. It's in German, but you don't need to speak the language to enjoy the pics. We first linked to Muxtape a few days ago, but there's already a backlash setting in. Exhibit A: this parody playlist (some NSFW language), found on Wired's Muxtape guide, itself a useful little piece. I'm the exact opposite of a Maxim fan, but I enjoyed their list of 7 video game currencies stronger than the dollar. Need funny profile pictures for your MySpace or Facebook page? Grab these now, before everybody else does. Four O'Clock Flash: I wouldn't expect much from a game name and concept like Find the Star, muc...
Razer Barracuda AC-1 Sound Card - $49.99
2008-04-02 07:00:00 The Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack 2 Pack is designed for? what? Really? Already? Wow, April Fool?s Day sure went by fast. So looks like we?re gonna tell you about the Razer Barracuda AC-1 Sound Card instead. The Razer Barracuda AC-1 Sound Card is designed for the sort of person who not only wants to win, but wants a bunch of things to say while rubbing it in the face of the loser. Things like ?You had no chance, buddy, not with my Enhanced Sonic Perception expanding my range of hearing while my Razer 3D 720 degree positional gaming audio engine let me pinpoint the kill zone and knock you on your panties!? or ?Yeah, I got that passive EMI shield so nobody can transmit interference and slow down my game. All the pros use that. They?ll probably want to sponsor me before the summer?s over.? Because, as all the greats know, nowadays you can?t just have the image, you gotta live the image. It goes without saying that the Barracuda AC-1 Sound Card covers DTS ...
Black & Decker 20W Power Backup Battery ? Two Pack - $14.99
2008-04-01 19:19:00 ?So what brings you here, kid?? ?I?m not a kid, Stan. I?m a man of twenty. And I?m here to tell you that it?s over between you and your wife.? ?Did she send you here, kid?? ?I?m no kid, Stan. And Leah and I are leaving tonight.? ?Kid, I hate to break it to you, but you?re not going anywhere.? ?And how do you plan to stop us, Stan?? ?I don?t have to do anything, kid. See, you?re like a Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack. You?re eager, you?re full of energy, you?re ready for anything? but you can?t handle anything over 20 watts. You don?t know how, kid. And a woman like Leah, well? she?s a lot more power than you?re ready for.? ?I don?t care what you say, Stan. I?m going to take her out of this sham of a marriage and we?ll be? Leah!? ?Oh!? ?Darling, the kid here says you?re going to leave me, leave all of this behind. For him. Is that true?? ?Leah, tell him you?re leaving with me. Tell him and let?s get out of here forever! Just you and I, the way w...
Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack ? 2 Pack
2008-04-01 18:40:00 Far be it from us to put undue emphasis on so crass a topic as money?but have you noticed that Black & Decker?s 20-watt backup battery packs are on other sites with a 60-dollar list price (on sale for 50)? Look, we want to be your friends. We don?t want you to hang out with us just because we share a certain near-pathological thriftiness. We want you to hang out with us because we have similar outlooks, compatible senses of humor and mutual respect. But dang, dude, these things are cheap. This woot was designed by: the smarty-pantses at Black & Decker Research & Development, whose ampersands you can try to pry from their cold, dead hands, if you think you?ve got the stones. Use this woot: to supply the juice for your boom-box when your next backyard-barbecue-turned-dance--party goes into a surprise overtime period. Don?t use this woot: underwater. This woot tells the world: ?I love a good joke.? We call this color: Black And Decker Warranty: 90 Day Limited Black and Dec...
Black and Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack ? 2 Pack - $14.99
2008-04-01 09:12:00 There ah wis, comin up Queen Street, musing on the egotism ay yon inbred mob ay English toffs runnin aboot slappin thir names aw ower streets n toons n coonties, aw ower the bleedin world n aw. Bit insecure, likes. Yid nivir catch a Scotsman daein aw that. Thir?s no Sean Connery Street in yir Toronto or yir Sydney, likes, is thir? Anywey, yin chutney n yin black gold was gaein at it like Hibs n Herts in me guts as ah strolled dain the promenade n aw. India n Ireland united to gie ays the boke. Postcolonial solidarity jist a faded memory, like. Ah wis lookin aboot fir a cludgy ta dae me dirty business in when whae ta mey wandering eyes shid appear but yon schemie Dougie fae Aberdeen. Ah could see eh wis boggin n looked a bit aff his heid, but ah couldna very well turn n run nae thit eh?d seen ays, could ah? -Eh, Dougie, ah goes. Fit ye sayin, like? Ah kent eh wis nae exactly in matchday form, bit ah reckoned it better nae to let on. Dinnae want to turn im radge if ah could avoid it n...
WOOT OFF AGAIN
2008-04-01 07:00:00 Rating: -4 Posted By: movingincircles329 Views: 1141 Replies: 14 APRIL FOOLSwootunfortunately, its a bit flawed, as west coast april 1st yet.More Online Coupons from Fatwallet.com.
Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack ? 2 Pack - $14.99
2008-04-01 07:00:00 Man, it?s really empty here in the Woot Cafeteria tonight. Guess I get my pick of the tables, though. I?ll just sit over here by the window. Oh, hi, Greek Chorus, how?s it going? Despite the gloomy things we do We hope that we can sit with you. Aw, of course you can, Greek Chorus! I know it?s hard to be the new guy. You?ll fit in, you?ll see. You want half my sandwich? It looks delicious, our hats we doff Have you heard about tonight?s Woot-Off? Oh, yeah! You know, the first item is a Black & Decker 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack 2 Pack. Rude we do not wish to be But what it does we cannot see. Well, that?s easy, Greek Chorus. The Black & Decker 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack 2 Pack is basically a portable battery with a built in power inverter. You plug it in to an AC Plug connector and charge it for like eight hours, and then you can use it like you would a battery, to run anything that would work on 20 watts, like a phone or maybe an MP3 player. It?s small enough to...
GN Netcom GN9120 Wireless Headset Bundle - $99.99
2008-03-28 19:42:00 Heh, heh, heh. If these suckers think they can get an honest days? work out of me, they?re sadly mistaken. I?ve got shirking down to an art, or a science, or a blend of art and science that I call ?artence?. And the GN Netcom Wireless Headset Bundle lets me take my game to a whole new level of slackiness. Sure, it?s got some great features, if you?re planning to use it to get actual work done. The GN9120 headset has an operating range of up to 300 feet. Its encryption and frequency-hopping capability keeps your conversations secure, and it allows up to three other headsets to join in on conference calls. I imagine the noise-cancelling mic and 8-hour talk time could conceivably come in handy for the workaholic. What?s more, the GN1000 Remote Handset Lifter physically lifts the phone receiver off of the hook, so I can answer my desk phone from almost anywhere in the office. That is, when I actually bother to answer my phone. But all that is for people with crippling defects like ?inte...
Stedi-Stock Optical Device Stabilizer
2008-03-28 19:39:00 But I am telling the truth! Honest, officer, I swear to God, it?s just camera equipment. I know what it looks like, I know. But it?s called the Stedi-Stock. All it does is help you keep your hand steady when you?re shooting - Uh, bad choice of words. I meant when you?re shooting pictures. With a camera. No, I didn?t put it in my camera bag, because it won?t fit in my camera bag. You?re right, that is inconvenient. Well, no, I?m not sure how adding another handle to a camera necessarily makes it more stable, either. But it doesn?t mean I was trying to sneak a gun onboard so I could hijack the plane and fly it into a nuclear plant or something. What? No, I was just speaking hypothet- OW! Hey, watch the hands, those cuffs are really ? OW! Come on, man, my hands are my livelihood! Where are we going now? Are you putting me on the plane? Good. Finally. I?ve got a really important shoo- er, session in Milan, and if I miss it, I?ll never get any work from Men?s Undergarments Monthly ever a...
InFocus IN76 High Definition Home Theater DLP Projector
2008-03-28 19:31:00 Restore saved game? ?> Y You are at Woot.com. You have a InFocus IN76-RE Projector with remote. In the distance you hear an orc yell ?Graaa!? ?> GET PROJECTOR I don?t know how to do that. ?> GET AT PROJECTOR I don?t know how to do that. ?> GET INFOCUS IN76-RE PROJECTOR Which one? ?> ARE YOU KIDDING ME I do not understand ?kidding?. ?> GET INFOCUS IN76-RE PROJECTOR WITH 720P DARKCHIP2 DLP TECHNOLOGY AND 3000:1 CONTRAST RATIO WITH NATIVE 1280X720 16:9 WIDE-SCREEN RESOLUTION AND REMOVABLE SWIVEL BASE Which one? ?> GET REFURBISHED INFOCUS IN76-RE PROJECTOR WITH 720P DARKCHIP2 DLP TECHNOLOGY AND 3000:1 CONTRAST RATIO WITH NATIVE 1280X720 16:9 WIDE-SCREEN RESOLUTION AND REMOVABLE SWIVEL BASE You have the projector. ?> KICK STUPID GAME DESIGNER IN KNEE I don?t understand how to do that. ?> N You go north. There is a small bird in a cage here. Close by you hear an orc yell ?Graaa!? ?> USE PIXELWORKS DNX VIDEO-PROCESSING TECHNOLOGY TO DELIVER HIGH-...
Westinghouse 10.2? 128MB Digital Photo Frame
2008-03-28 19:27:00 She ran into me first, at a club. She had something with pink stripes and it didn?t match her hair at all but I had to take a picture. I had my digital camera, and this was years ago when that was still rare, and she naturally had to look. Before we left the two of us had taken maybe three hundred pictures and maybe a dozen of them were worth keeping. But I got her email so I could send them to her, and we made a date for coffee. They all came around on my Westinghouse DPF-1021 10.2? 128mb Digital Photo Frame today. I called her into the living room to watch them scroll past and she covered her wide open smile and sat down and we watched them. I?d mounted it on the wall to make it easier to watch like a tv, and the MosaicView Technology Slideshow made it like a digital story, only we remembered all the things we hadn?t saved. The 128MB of internal memory meant I had room to put other photos in there as well. The messy-haired glare from the candid shot in my old kitchen. The grin and...
California Jumbo Premium Pistachios - $19.99
2008-03-28 15:04:00 In ancient times the Queen of Sheba controlled and guarded all of the pistachios in her realm. You?ll understand why after you taste one. These lightly salted California jumbo premium pistachios might be the best on the planet. We say Jumbo premium pistachios, and we mean it. These big nutty babies come from California, USA. None of them have that red dye which was designed to hide imperfections and comes off on your hands. No, these are fresh, fresh, fresh, taken right from the free roaming pistachio herds and bagged before they even hit a grocery store. A few of these every day could help your heart stay healthy (especially if they replace the fatty snacks). For thirty years the nice people at Fiddyment Farms have been using their g-g-g-units to harvest the very best and most fresh (do those kids still say fresh?) pistachios they have to offer, ranking them among the world?s finest pistachio pushers. And they?re seriously delicious. At the price we?re selling them for, you can be ...
Samsung Q1 Ultra Mobile PC
2008-03-28 14:39:00 I wasn?t always a bum, you know. It all started back in high school. I was a chump, a stiff, a geek?until I somehow managed to convince Jenny Fortner to go to the Spring Semi-Formal with me. A couple of jokes in chemistry class, a well-placed splash of Polo by Ralph Lauren, and a cheating quarterback boyfriend she wanted to make jealous: that was all it took. Then the big day comes and what do I wake up with? One of those red, bulbous zits on the tip of my nose that wasn?t ready to pop yet. I looked like Jimmy Durante. And Jenny Fortner was no Mrs. Calabash. So I crawled inside a Samsung Q1 Mobile PC and never looked back. While my peers were going to college, finding careers, starting families, I was off at a party of one, squeezing whatever solace I could out of its 60GB hard drive, 7? 800×480 screen, and 1GB RAM. Yeah, it?s been a hard life in some ways, but an easy one in others: the only tough choice I?ve ever had to make was whether to use its 802.11 b/g wireless or its B...
Razer Pro|Type Multimedia Keyboard with iPod Dock
2008-03-28 14:03:00 Internet people know: you just can?t have enough add-ons. Wouldn?t a Death Star be a little better with phasers? Or what if Iron Man also turned into a race car that could drive a Voltron Lion with telepathy? Or what about if Reed Richards?s astral form moved into the body of a cyborg Superman that also had a handful of Green Lantern rings and worked for an alien warlord? Okay, maybe that last one was a stupid example. Anyway, this is the sort of logic that brings us the wonderful Razer Pro|Type Keyboard with iPod Dock, Media Controls and USB Hub. The Razer Pro|Type Keyboard by itself is a nice piece of typing cheesecake. It is programmable, so all those special keys on the side can handle all your one-touch requirements. But it also allows up to ten different profiles that can be autoswapped on the fly, so you could have one named ?Programming? and one named ?Cyberchat? and one named ?The Cake Is A Lie? and one named ?Pizza Zombie? and basically never have to leave the co... |
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