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Wrong Number
2008-05-07 21:00:00 Ok – So I was taking a nap because my children were taking a nap and I was just exhausted…just a long night. So, I finally get to sleep and the phone rings and it is the wrong number. This person called 3 more times!! I was so pissed that I didn’t ...
Sorry! Wrong Number!
2008-04-13 05:57:00 Hubby has been getting the WEIRDEST phone calls for the past three days. Twice on Thursday, some Asian lady called him TWICE, telling him that she wanted to meet up with him to go over the paperwork for the house she was buying. Hubby’s all, “Wrong number lady. I don’t have a ...
Sorry, Wrong Number
2008-03-09 16:21:00 Dick Morris offers a suggestion for Obama. The next time Hillary uses the recycled red phone ad, counter with one of your own. When the phone rings in the middle of the night, have a woman?s voice, with a flat Midwestern accent, answer it and say, ?Hold on? into the receiver. Then she should shout, ?Bill! It?s for you!? Because with Hillary?s complete lack of any meaningful experience in foreign affairs, and her lack of the ?testing? that she boldly claims, she?ll be yelling for Bill."Saturday Night Live's" milking the red phone in last night's parody of a panicked President Obama ringing up Hillary in bed with hair curlers and face mask. Popcrunch vid
By: Chickaboomer
Wrong Number
2008-01-28 10:32:00 Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number forget what I said!
By: Funny Junk
Wrong Number Generator
2008-01-24 16:32:00 From Coolest Gadgets: The Wrong Number Generator is one of those products that you would only need at one opportune time. You would need the Wrong Number Generator when someone you know is trying to call a number, but you don't want him or her to call that number. Assuming yo
Sorry, Wrong Number (1948)
2008-01-01 21:20:00 Sorry, Wrong Number is about a woman, Leona Stevenson, who overhears two men plotting a murder over the telephone when her line mistakenly crosses into theirs. The brilliant part is that… the murder is going to be hers!
Wrong Number
2008-01-01 17:48:00 Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it.The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened nearby and had acquired almost the same telephone number as Leola.From the moment the motel opened, Leola was besieged by calls not for her. Since she had the same phone number for years, she felt that she had a case to persuade the motel management to change its number. Naturally, the management refused claiming that it could not change its stationery. The phone company was not helpful, either. A number was a number, and just because a customer was getting someone else's calls 24 hours a day didn't make it responsible. After her pleas fell on deaf ears, Leola decided to take matters into her own hands. At 9 o'clock the phone rang. Someone from Memphis was calling the motel and asked for a room for the following Tuesday. Leola said, "No problem. How many nights?"A few hours later Dallas checked in. A secretary wa...
By: Comedy Plus
Haha Hilarious Wrong Number Sketch
2007-12-10 14:25:00 Hehe, Im glad this havent happened to me yet… Haha, that is one funny voice! he has ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iwqIazaeeJc
CALLING THE WRONG NUMBER
2007-12-07 11:00:00 H.L."120 War Vets Commit Suicide Each Week" --Penny Coleman, AlterNet. Posted November 26, 2007.It is only a number17one less than legalsafe to be ignoredone day at a time17+17+17+17+17+17+17about 120 in round figuresdeathsper weekthose poor vetswho didn'tdieheroesDon't count for muchuntil realitycomes callingfor the coalitionthe VAhaswillingly forgottenthose poor boyswhose SUVs(S for suicideU for undertakersV for vehicle)drive slowlydown the dark alley of warfor what?
Sorry, Wrong Number
2007-11-28 15:50:00 "We did not release the information because Donaldson did not meet our criteria for being a hypocrite." Hustler scumbag Larry Flynt on why he didn't out Sam Donaldson as a DC Madam client. Donaldson's phone number was found in Deborah Palfrey's phone records. BigheadDCTwo weeks ago Donaldson claimed he'd punched in "the wrong number." Bungled NumberFlynt is only interested in bagging Republicans laminated to "family values." BigheadDC may not be the most credible source. He claimed retiring Senator Trent Lott had a gay old time with a male hooker. The gay dude denies it.
By: Chickaboomer
Wrong Number
2007-11-16 04:40:00 This is a serialized story. Click here to read the previous post or here to start at the beginning. After Jeanne’s trip with Kevin to Chicago, following her usual patterns felt truer; her life’s orbit set. The pleasures: getting Colette ready for nursery school; she and Kevin sailing together through their vast, lucid dream-life; afternoons playing with Colette and marveling as she delighted in cooking, eating, bathing, and dressing. The price, while high, was nonetheless minuscule compared to its wonders. Her job was hard, directing emergencies, deaths, and disasters to one authority or another night after night. Her co-worker was resentful. But it paid well and allowed her to share her life with Colette, and secretly, with Kevin. Hal Finch, however, presented an unfamiliar and confusing obstacle. When she thought of him, she sometimes saw him as dangerous and other times not. But now that he had waylaid her before daybreak, he frightened her. Entering the house, sh...
Wrong Number
2007-11-16 04:40:00 This is a serialized story. Click here to read the previous post or here to start at the beginning. After Jeanne???s trip with Kevin to Chicago, following her usual patterns felt truer; her life???s orbit set. The pleasures: getting Colette ready for nursery school; she and Kevin sailing together through their vast, lucid dream-life; afternoons playing with Colette and marveling as she delighted in cooking, eating, bathing, and dressing. The price, while high, was nonetheless minuscule compared to its wonders. Her job was hard, directing emergencies, deaths, and disasters to one authority or another night after night. Her co-worker was resentful. But it paid well and allowed her to share her life with Colette, and secretly, with Kevin. Hal Finch, however, presented an unfamiliar and confusing obstacle. When she thought of him, she sometimes saw him as dangerous and other times not. But now that he had waylaid her before daybreak, he frightened her. Entering the house, sh...
You Called The Wrong Number
2007-11-10 00:15:00 When MM bought this house and moved in, he called the phone company to switch his service and was offered a choice of 3 different numbers. He chose the one he thought would be the easiest to remember and called it a day. What he didn't realize until well after the fact was...his new number was formerly the number of a doctor's office. As a result he received sometimes upwards of 20 calls a day for the doctors office. This was especially frustrating for him when he was working nights because he needed to sleep and the phone kept waking him up. So when he set up his answering machine he put a little notice in there:Hi, this is MM. Leave a message after the beep. And if you're calling for the doctors office...you callllllleeeed the wrong nuuuumber! Dee Dee Dee!Yes, he actually did the Dee Dee Dee. *sigh*Naturally the kids thought this was hilarious. Me? Not so much.When MM and I moved in together, he said, "let's do one of those really gay couple messages! It'll be fun...
State: iPhone’s wrong number
2007-08-02 18:15:00 New York State’s Consumer Protection Board has raised some complaints about the iPhone’s battery and the phone’s repair and return policies in a letter to Apple, the agency said yesterday. The rechargeable battery must eventually be replaced by Apple Computer Inc., which makes the device, when the battery no longer holds a charge. read it here newsday
By: iPhonetunes
Text message from wrong number
2007-07-23 00:19:00 Mum do u know what i can take for runny stools? It's really bad and i've got a sore bum.
I'm Sorry... you have the wrong number. No one named "MOM" lives here.
2007-06-05 05:54:00 In the space of 10 minutes tonight.... Ring... "Mom... can I stay over night at Nick's?" Ring.... "Mom, where in Target ARE the chocolates?" Ring.... "Mom, the party tomorrow isn't a birthday so I don't need a gift card...." Ring... "Mom the party at the end of the month is a birthday so I do need a gift card..." Ring... "Mom, I can't find assorted chocolates here. Where did you get
Wrong Number, But I Can Help
2007-05-04 01:21:00 Warning: Division by zero in /home/sophis/public_html/wp-con-tent/plugins/tla_95381.php on line 595 For the past couple of days, I’ve been getting calls from a bank regarding a guy named Joe’s account. I wondered if they were looking for my old landlord. See we had the same digits in our phone numbers, but the last four digits were flip flopped. So I just called them and asked ...
By: SOPHISTISHE.ORG
I think you?ve got the wrong number
2007-04-23 02:57:00 I?m not sure why this occurs, but pretty much every week I get at least one or two calls to my cellphone from people who have dialed the wrong number. I?ve had at least three different numbers in Thailand, and each time I?ve experienced the same thing. It?s almost always a Thai person calling from ...
Wrong Numbers
2007-02-22 19:03:00 Yesterday I came home to the following voice mail message: "Hi Luke, this is Dr. Rutter's office calling. We were wondering if we could switch your 11pm appointment tomorrow for 3pm. I'll assume this switch works for you, but please call us back to let us know." This confused me a bit, since my brother's name is Luke, but he is studying overseas and shouldn't have any appointments in the U.S. Nevertheless, I called him in Scotland and my mom in Minnesota just to make sure, but they were as clueless as I. This morning I called the office, just in case they really meant an appointment for myself; it turns out it was a completely wrong number, and by sheer coincidence the patient's name was Luke.Although this is a retrospective view, it seems unlikely for a wrong number to request the name of one of my immediate family members. How unlikely? I checked the U.S. Census Bureau's name database from the 1990 census (the database is not yet available for 2000) to find out the probabili... |
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