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Yo Mama Poetry
2008-05-21 15:33:00 Roses are red, violets are black, why?s Yo mama?s chest, as flat as her back? Roses are red, Yo mama?s a witch, give her a quarter and she?ll be your bitch. Roses are red, violets are gold, so get on your knees and do what you?re told! Roses are red, I?m at the door, Yo mama has a ...
By: Funny Junk
Britney Meets Yo Mama Again
2008-05-06 00:23:00 A picture of BRITNEY SPEARS second outing on ‘How I Met Your Mother ‘ has been released [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. The image to the left is an early screen grab of SPEARS who once again played ABBY, a receptionist in a dermatologists office. Those who saw the last episode SPEARS was on will remember that she ...
How Britney Met Yo Mama ? FULL Episode Video
2008-03-26 00:53:00 I just managed to find a video of Britney’s appearence onCBS’s ‘How I Met Your Mother’, online. Get it while it’s hot This will probs only be available for a few hours, if that [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. The clips are numbered. Click on them in order - to watch the (I think) full ...
Highest Ratings Ever Cos ?Britney Met Yo Mama?
2008-03-25 23:39:00 Britney Spears has managed to defy all logic/ reason and deliver with a vengeance on her cameo on CBS’s ‘How I Met Your Mother’ [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. Now, I have to point out that at NO point have I ever watched this show. The previews etc. that I have stumbled across seemed too sh*tty ...
How Britney Met Yo? Mama
2008-03-18 23:15:00 As I reported yesterday Britney Spears has been a busy little bee. She worked her thing on the set of the (admittedly awful… but WHATEVAH) comedy ‘How I Met Your Mother’ [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. To watch the teaser video clip for Britney’s appearance on the show, see the video below... Written By - TheLostGirl ONLY ...
Top Pick Yo Mama Jokes
2008-02-18 09:17:00 Yo Mama JokesWhat is a Yo Mama joke? A humorous anecdote or remark about someone mother to provoke laughter. Yo mama jokes usually included Yo mama is so fat, Yo mama is so stupid, Yo mama is so poor, Yo mama is so ugly, and many others. Back in high school the funniest jokes were jokes about Yo mama. So in the spirit of fun here are the funniest Yo mama jokes. Top Pick Yo Mama JokesYo mama is so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map - By Rich Milner Yo mama is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing and she said moving - By Iffath FirzanaYo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn - By Ted M NugentYo mama is so big she tripped over McDonald and landed on Burger King - By Yvette Stokes Yo mama's breath is so wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole dare pack - By Alyssa RosemondYo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide - by Michael Ryan Yo ma...
Obama Yo Mama
2008-02-13 20:21:00 The Obama campaign is in full swing and riding high after yesterday’s Beltway victory. This is a man by all accounts that has no real precident to stand upon as a Junior Senator. Tell me of one bill that he has passed through the Senate? Tell me one bill he has signed? What has Obama done ...
Yo Mama is So Ugly
2008-02-01 19:52:00 She didn?t get hit with the ugly stick, she was hit with the ugly log! Kids dress up as her for Halloween! She makes blind children cry! You could stick her face in dough and it would make monster cookies! I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said ?Thanks for bringing her back.?! If you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it! People hang her picture in their cars so their radios don?t get stolen! People hang her picture in their basements to scare the rats away! She looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning! Her shadow ran away from her! I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application! I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check! People at the circus pay money not to see her!
By: Funny Junk
YO MAMA jokes by numbsain
2008-01-05 11:45:00 The person picturedhere was chosen asan example of thestupidest, ugliestcheapest lookingbeeyotch imaginableand is in no wayintended to demeanthis homely cowor people with theextreme misfortuneof looking evenremotely like thisinbred wretch. Yo mama is so ugly, she gets maced by rapists.Yo mama is so stupid, she failed a Rorshach test.Yo mama is so ugly, a man drowned in beer trying to make her look good.Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw a NO SMOKING sign, she checked to see if she was.Yo mama is so ugly, when she sleeps with your daddy, she asks: "Paper or plastic?"Yo mama is so cheap, she recycles toilet paper.Yo mama is so stupid, she calls you a son-of-a-bitchYo mama is so stupid, when she saw a sign that said WET CEMENT, she did.Yo mama is so stupid, she had to go to rehab cause she got hooked on phonix.Yo mama is so ugly, when the elephant man saw her he shouted; "I'm not a human being!"Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo mama.Yo mama is so stupid, she got medical advi...
Yo mama is so stupid
2007-12-24 05:51:00 Yo mama is so stupid Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutesYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friendsYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoonYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't readYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mindYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowlYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!Yo mama so stupid she took a cup t...
Yo mama/Yo momma Jokes part 1
2007-12-24 05:50:00 Yo mama is so fat Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat were in her right nowYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new worldYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drive...
Yo Mama - Joke of the Day
2007-12-15 20:15:00 Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Throwback Thursday - Yo mama dresses you funny edition
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Tell Yo Mama
2007-09-09 13:15:00 Tell Yo mama that I?m mad at her? and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I?ve already had mine. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs. Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can?t get her lipstick off me. Tell Yo mama that the tip?s under the pillow.
By: Funny Junk
Tell Yo Mama
2007-09-09 13:15:00 Tell Yo mama that I?m mad at her? and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I?ve already had mine. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs. Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can?t get her lipstick off me. Tell Yo mama that the tip?s under the pillow.
By: Funny Junk
Obama Yo' Mama
2007-07-29 16:37:00 The comedic vocalist, Ray Stevens, produced a song with the title of "Osama Yo' Mama" in reference to the 911 attacks. Perhaps it's time that we re-issued this melody with the title of "Obama Yo' Mama" with reference to the '07 attacks on our society and our very reason by "candidate" Obama. . As Obama's campaign has unfurled, I have watched as have many. After a bit, once it seemed that this may last more than 30 days, I have sat and watched/listened to his words during both debate and address. . While watching an address that Obama delivered, I noticed 2 things: . 1. His opening statements, in their general nature, were matters on which any American could agree. . 2. Once he delved into any degree of specificity, his path took a severe left turn, leaving me standing at the Y intersection watching his image fade. . During these considerations 2 other things also come to mind . 1. How much impact does Obama's inflammatory pastor have over his thoughts? They both claim ...
By: Wildman's blog
Presenting YO MAMA!
2007-07-19 03:22:00 Here’s the premiere of YO MAMA, the first ever Glamore-Us movie. It does have sound, so be careful at work. No animals were harmed in the making of this film, although we almost had to kill Porter during filming. He drank a Grapico while waiting for me at Jazzercise the morning of the shoot, and the sugar ...
YO MAMA
2007-03-28 01:27:00 Fill glass with ice.2 oz. Orange VodkaFill with Soda WaterFloat 1/2 oz. Orange Juice on top.
Who?s Yo? Mama?
2007-02-16 00:44:02 Ah, yes. Yellow Mama is now online and, as first issues go, it’s a keeper. Even if I do have a story of my own in there (and therefore may well be biased), it’s a stunning debut. But you don’t have to take my word for it. Check it out for ... |
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