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JankasphereJankasphereA fashion blog created by a stylish teenage socialite. Enjoy your piece of couture experience! Articles
My Secret Ambition
2008-02-10 15:16:00 Since I was a kid, I've always been beautiful. Super like ko talaga ang modeling and I'm sure na overqualified ako. I'm 5'10", quite skinny (but not to the point na mukhang anorexic), edgy, pang-supermodel look (I'm half Belgian kasi noh), and oh so gorgeous. I almost thought of submitting my portfolio to some designers and agencies pero I realized something:Fashion is really a pain in the a*s. More About: Secret , Ambition
My Secret Ambition
2008-02-10 15:16:00 Since I was a kid, I've always been beautiful. Super like ko talaga ang modeling and I'm sure na overqualified ako. I'm 5'10", quite skinny (but not to the point na mukhang anorexic), edgy, pang-supermodel look (I'm half Belgian kasi noh), and oh so gorgeous. I almost thought of submitting my portfolio to some designers and agencies pero I realized something:Fashion is really a pain in the a*s. More About: Tube , Secret , Ambition
The Devil Wears Prada... Pinoy Version?!
2008-02-09 12:54:00 There had been chismis na kumakalat sa PEx that the award-winning Hollywood film The Devil Wears Prada eh ire-remake ng ABS-CBN. Ayon sa mga not-so-reliable-sources-from-PEx, Anne Curtis would play the role of the bida. Hmm, I'm not so sure 'bout this. Come to think of it, isang super blockbuster Hollywood film, ire-remake lang ng isang Local broadcasting station?! Urgh.. Well, kung totoo nga ang chismis, then what would be the appropriate title for the teleserye?Kung si Direk Loren Dyogi, the notorious director of the super jologs show Pinoy Big Brother and Pinoy Dream Academy ang magiging director, then I think ang magiging title ng teleserye is: Pinoy Devil Wears Prada. Almost lahat kasi ng shows nya eh may prefix na Pinoy.Kung si Kris Aquino naman ang magiging bida instead of Anne Curtis, the show would be entitled: The Devil Wears San-San. She's the endorser kasi of San-San, a cosmetic product that is usually used by the people below poverty line.Kung si Wendy Valdez, a skan... More About: Version
The Devil Wears Prada... Pinoy Version?!
2008-02-09 12:54:00 There had been chismis na kumakalat sa PEx that the award-winning Hollywood film The Devil Wears Prada eh ire-remake ng ABS-CBN. Ayon sa mga not-so-reliable-sources-from-PEx, Anne Curtis would play the role of the bida. Hmm, I'm not so sure 'bout this. Come to think of it, isang super blockbuster Hollywood film, ire-remake lang ng isang Local broadcasting station?! Urgh.. Well, kung totoo nga ang chismis, then what would be the appropriate title for the teleserye?Kung si Direk Loren Dyogi, the notorious director of the super jologs show Pinoy Big Brother and Pinoy Dream Academy ang magiging director, then I think ang magiging title ng teleserye is: Pinoy Devil Wears Prada. Almost lahat kasi ng shows nya eh may prefix na Pinoy.Kung si Kris Aquino naman ang magiging bida instead of Anne Curtis, the show would be entitled: The Devil Wears San-San. She's the endorser kasi of San-San, a cosmetic product that is usually used by the people below poverty line.Kung si Wendy Valdez, a skan... More About: Version
Pokemon #623
2008-02-05 15:00:00 MariMaw, I choose you!MariMaw - Marimar na BakulawSpecial Abilities:+ Super Boldstar Pose - kaya nyang akitin ang mga manyak sa kanto.+ Sayaw G.R.O. - kapag gumiling na sya na parang GRO, ang lahat ng tao magiging ngo-ngo. (except me noh!)+ Super Sigaw - kaya niyang pabagsakin ang mga buildings kapag sumigaw sya nang: MariMaw, AW! More About: Celebrities , Pokemon
Janka's San Miguel Beer Commerical
2008-02-05 07:16:00 i use beer...the world watches...my every move...my hair...my clothes...my look...i like black...black looks good...looking good means no dandruff...beer means no dandruff...i trust beer...dandruff never comes back..........it's gonna rain... More About: Beer , Celebrities , Miguel
Virus Attack!
2008-02-04 11:37:00 Argh! Grrr! I'm really super pissed off right now kasi my laptop is infested by some bloody viruses! Arrrggh! My sister kasi made hiram my laptop for her report at her school, then my gaga sister did something I do not know then **poof**, parang zoo na ang laptop ko; puno na ng crazy viruses mostly Trojans pa! Gosh! And when I arrived kanina, she said: "Ate, your laptop was acting crazy kanina, hmm.. Thanks pala for letting me borrow it.", and I was like super tulala! It took me 2 hours para linisin ang laptop ko, and I was so happy coz hindi na na-resort into reformatting the system. I have so many important files pa naman there na hindi ko pa na-transfer sa PC ko. Urgh!Sana, all those Virus programmers would have amnesia and make limot on how to make viruses! I hate you Virus Programmers! I hate you more than Marian Rivera! Argh! More About: Attack
My Schedule
2008-02-03 14:01:00 I am a super busy person, I do sobrang daming things everyday! So here's my schedule for tomorrow; pwede nyong i-try 'tong sched ko para naman ma-experience nyo ang glamorous life ko!MONDAY9:oo AM - 9:10 AM -- I wake up.9:10 AM - 9:20 AM -- I brush my teeth with Fluocaril, a dentist prescribed toothpaste to help prevent cavities and keep my mouth fresh all day!9:20 AM - 10:00 AM -- I eat breakfast. Ang menu for Monday is: 1 bowl of Cornflakes, 1 bowl of my fave cereal (Strawberry Flavour), 3 slices of Bacon, 1 fried Egg, 1/2 cup of Mashed Potato, and 2 glasses of Fresh Milk.10:00 AM - 10:45 AM -- I choose my outfit for the day with the help of my Yaya Puring. She's the one kasi who would dig in through my closet full of clothes.10:45 AM - 11:00 AM -- I start my bathing. I shampoo then condition my hair.11:00 AM - 11:25 AM -- I take care of my face. First, I exfoliate my face using St. Ives Apricot Scrub. Second, I cleanse my face using Mario Badescu's Enzyme Cleansing Gel. Thir... More About: Schedule
If I'm The President (Part 2)
2008-01-30 06:40:00 Hey guys! Here's my second take on what I would do when I would be the President of the Philippines!- I will make kuha Sabah and put it as part of the Philippines where it really belongs. Pero hindi ko isasama the terrorists who are living there. I will also slap the President of China para matauhan siya and give Spratley Islands back to the Philippines.- I will conquer Taiwan and bring it closer to the Philippines. Para naman dumami ang mga Chinito here in the country.- I will make delete the Phil. Constitution and I would declare myself Queen of the Philippines. I will be called Her Royal Majesty Janka, Queen of Philippines, Sabah, Taiwan, and Spratley Islands.- I will change the Philippine National Flag into my own design:- Every family will be given a mansion, but sa mga hindi nabigyan, they will be sent to Iraq and would wait for further instructions.- To help reduce traffic, nobody is allowed to use cars, or any transport vehicle. Except for me. I'm the Queen remember?!- All... More About: Part , The President
Janka's List: Stupid TV Shows
2008-01-29 16:37:00 1. Zaido - Certified Stupid 2. Remi - Horribly Ugly3. Marimar - Chipipay Boldstarlet4. Whammy - A Gay and a Retokada Host5. Daisy Siete - A Show For Katulongs6. Wowowee - A Stereotype of Hungry Squatters7. Eat Bulaga - Boring. More About: List
Ugly Betty, The Prettiest Butt-Face!
2008-01-29 16:09:00 Almost lahat kayo knows that I'm a real fan of the US TV show called Ugly Betty ! It's really funny and it's quite heartwarming rin.. (Take note.. I have an organ called heart).Betty Suarez - Betty is really super funny and super nice. But when I look at her, naaalala ko ang classmate ko na oh so jologs and also has a bushy eyebrow! Yikes! But my classmate looks much worse! Grabe, I feel depressed when I look at her (my classmate), parang she finished her labada.. Super losyang! Good thing she stopped studying.Daniel Meade - Gosh, he's quite hot. Well, nakakaturn-off lang ang pagiging Sex Addict nya. But he's hott parin.Marc St. James - He's super funny super GAY! I don't like gays who are like always in the parlor looking so losyang and so tired being a hooker, but I love Marc.. he's so urgh!Amanda Tanen - Marc's partner in crime.. I like her bitchiness.. She's great.. I think her character is based on me.. Haha!Wilhelmina Slater - the Queen of the Bitches of Mode Magazine... More About: Face , Butt
My New Louis Vuitton Wallet!
2008-01-29 15:27:00 OMG! I'm so super happy coz dumating na my brand new Louis Vuitton wallet na inorder ko galing France! Gosh it's so posh!I ordered it about 2 weeks ago and now, it's here! Gosh3x.. I'm really ecstatic! I'm like gonna go gaga when it arrived, it felt like my first time.. first time in having a bite from a Kobe Beef Burger! Whew!To all my detractors, FYI, my Louis Vuitton Wallet is not fake noh! Baka you'll make tsismis naman to your kapitbahays there beside the riles ng tren that I own a fake LV! Eeew! Parang i'm gonna lose my apetite talaga when I make rinig people who are bragging about their LV's or other Luxury Items that are super fake sa unang tingin pa lang! Well, i'm gonna give you guys some tips in making sure that your Louis Vuitton is authentic (kahit you can't afford it.. pity!):1. If you buy your LV at a tiangge or at the streets specifically Uyanguren in Davao or Divisoria in Manila, it's FAKE! Duh, Louis Vuitton do not sell their items on some chipipay tiang...
My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 1)
2008-01-14 01:08:00 Eto ang 1st part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!Philippines IntroductionThe Republic of the Philippines is a nation of some 8,744 islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from China. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos, are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and transvestite prostitutes in countries around the world. The Philippines itself is a hotspot for sex tourism and pedophilia, as well as for a few AZN ?al Qaeda? wannabes who have ?taken over? some small villages on one of the islands. It is also the world?s largest exporter of large yellow-ish envelopes, known everywhere as ?Manila envelopes.? ? More About: Research , Paper , Part , Geeky
My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 2)
2008-01-14 00:59:00 Eto ang 2nd part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!Philippines History of the PhilippinesThe Philippine Islands were discovered in 1592 by Spanish explorer Ferdinand Magellan, who was taking his yacht on history?s first round-the-world cruise. After dropping anchor near a scenic beach on the main island and going ashore for a look around, Magellan and his crew were surprised not to find any other humans. There were, however, great numbers of a curious and friendly ape species, which followed the explorers in their sight-seeing tour around the island. By the end of the first day, when Magellan and his men established a campsite and prepared for bed, quite a few of the female apes indicated a desire to cuddle under the covers with the men.Naturally, these advances met with a mixed reception. In four years of h... More About: Research , Paper , Part , Geeky
My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 3)
2008-01-14 00:57:00 Eto ang 3rd part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!Philippines LanguageThe language of the Philippines is called Tagalog. Linguistically, Tagalog is a blend of the ancestral ape noises, Spanish and English. The typical Tagalog conversation sounds like barnyard chickens talking, with bits of European language mixed in for flavor. It is because of this ?chicken? aspect that Tagalog is also known as ?Buk-buk.? Indeed, sometimes the Filipinos themselves are known as ?Buk-buks? or even ?Book-books." Philippine media, newspapers, television and even Philippine Wikipedia use this bizarre combination in an attempt to convey meaning. As employees, Filipinos are required to learn and use only the language of the host country, as use of the Tagalog language frequently irritates local dogs and cats, who switch into hunt... More About: Research , Paper , Part , Part 3
My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 4)
2008-01-14 00:54:00 Eto ang 4th part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!Philippines ReligionBecause Spain owned the place for so long, nearly all Filipinos are Catholic, but a very strange kind of Catholic. In the Philippines, Easter is the year's biggest holiday. The natives prepare all year for the Holy Week activities, of which the most important are re-enactments of the Crucifixion. Men carry huge crosses, whip themselves to a bloody pulp, and have themselves nailed to the cross. It a delightful and picturesque spectacle for the tourists, and is all in the spirit of family entertainment. More About: Research , Paper , Part , Geeky
Happy Christmas!!
2007-12-24 17:00:00 My Christmas Playlist! Enjoy! More About: Happy , Happy Christmas
It's Christmas and I'm Beautiful As Usual!
2007-12-24 15:57:00 Hey! It's Christmas Eve and I'm in my room, making ready the gifts for my Mum, Dad, Kuya Drew (my older brother), Issa (my little sister), Yaya Puring (my long-time ancient yaya) and Manong Elbert (my loyal driver extraordinaire).Here in Davao, you'll make pansin na that it's Christmas not because of the decors, music or the christmas sales but because of the native Lumad people who came down from the mountains to bring terror to the city! Personally, I really had trauma because of these pesky mountainous creatures. December last year, I strolled along Downtown Davao when these scary Lumad monsters came scurrying towards me! They were wearing those super dreadful clothes that were mismatched, gosh, walang fashion sense! Tapos they had these really cavity-infested teeth, with maggots coming out of their mouths! I hurriedly crossed the street pero they're still following me! OMG, I thought I was to be eaten alive so kinuha ko agad my old Fendi coin purse and made it tapon to them... More About: Beautiful
My Super Corny-to-death Suitors
2007-12-24 15:20:00 Hmm, super early pa para gumawa ng year-end post pero I've really got to post this kasi I can't bear the ka-cornihan. Eew talaga those guys who are super presko as if they're mabango; their confidence is parang unlimited. Hmm, here's a collection of super-duper-corny-talo-pa-si-willie-revil lame quotes that I received this year from my patay-to-death suitors:1. Favorite subject mo ba ang trigonometry? Kasi kahit saang angle ang ganda mo eh! - Janka: Nope, sorry, trigo is not my fave noh! In fact, my current fave subject is Database Design and Analysis. Sorry ha if hindi ka makarelate, it's not for bobos kasi eh! Shoo!2. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist, magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko. - Janka: I have no time for guys who are mentally ill. My advise sayo, go ka na sa Mental Hospital! Don't make ignore your mental struggles. Pity you!3. Tapos na ba exams mo? Para ako naman ang sagutin mo! - Janka: Yup! My exams are finished. And my sago... More About: Super , Death
New 5-Peso Bill
2007-12-23 10:29:00 If you're making pansin that the old 5-peso bill is out of the circulation, well, meron akong inside scoop for you. According to Central Bank of the Philippines, meron nang new design ang ating 5-peso bill. Diba dati, Emilio Aguinaldo is the coverboy of the 5 Peso but now, meron nang na-hire ang Central Bank na new model para sa new bill.Manny Pacquiao - 5-Peso CoverboyGosh naman that Manny Pacquiao ha! Pero infairness, he looks desente on his outfit! Hahaha! More About: Bill
My Christmas Wishlist
2007-12-23 08:57:00 Christmas is just two days away. I have made bili na all the gifts that I will make bigay to my friends and family. Now, for those who are obliged to give me gifts, well, here is my Christmas wishlish. So Dad, read this carefully.1. Double-strand Pearl Necklace by Mikimoto - I really love the pearls from Mikimoto kasi they are really super nice. Mikimoto kasi has the reputation of selling fine quality cultured pearls. This piece of fine jewelry costs only P375,000.00 only.2. Chanel Quilted 2.55 bag - A classic! Love it! This bag costs only P100,000.3. Limelight Metallic clutch by Louis Vuitton - This P71,000 envelope clutch ay super high-fashion. It's really nice to pair with my Lace Dress from MANGO.4. Pegase Amarante in Vernis by Louis Vuitton - this luggage bag is really super elegant. I really need this for my out-of-the-country escapades. It's only about P119,000.5. The Collection by Gioia Diliberto - This book is really a must read for those people who are really fashionista... More About: Christmas , Wishlist
My Friendster and Myspace Accounts!
2007-11-23 16:07:00 Hi everyone! Well, I am very happy to inform you that meron nang Official Account ang Jankasphere sa Friendster and Myspace ! So, If your interested (in which I know naman thay your dying to be my friends in friendster or myspace), visit the Official Accounts now! As in now na! Don't wait until there's moss covering you ha, also don't be hiya, invite the Official Accounts now!Jankasphere Official Friendster Account:Jankasphere Official Myspace Account:P.S.: The Friendster Account had been my personal account and I changed it to be my Official Account. I just had started the Myspace Account a few days ago so I have not that much friends compared with the Friendster Account.Technorati Tags: friendster, myspace, jankasphere
Janka's Good Deeds No. 4
2007-11-16 06:26:00 Janka's Good Deed #3: I Joined one.orgI was surfing the net kanina when I stumbled upon this site called one.org whose campaign ay para sa poor people of the world. I was really touched by their campaign that seeks to raise public awareness about the issues of global poverty, hunger, disease and efforts to fight such problems in developing countries. Wow, very touching naman! So I never made dalawang-isip and I immediately joined and now, I'm a member na of ONE.ORG More About: Deeds
Janka's Good Deeds No. 3
2007-11-15 14:59:00 Janka's Good Deed #3: Yaya's Extreme MakeoverYaya Puring (her totoong name is Prudencia) is my yaya since birth. She's been my Mommy's yaya, then, ipinamana siya sa older sister ko, then, passed on to me. So Yaya Puring is really one of our family's heirloom. She's really looks super ancient, I even made duda if naging BF niya si Magellan or even ang Homo Habilis eh.Yaya Puring is like my mommy, except the fact that my mum has no kulubot on the face. Yaya always takes care of me since I was born kaya I really love her so much; more than I love my Yves Saint Laurent purse that I purchased from Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills 2 summers ago.I decided to treat Yaya Puring for a makeover so I grabbed her agad shoved her in the car. We went to Infinty Spa which is my favorite spa in the whole wide world. I said to the staff that they should take care of Yaya Puring coz she's super fragile and baka ma-dislocate ang bones nya kapag nasobrahan ng massage. The staff hurriedly pulled Yaya ... More About: Deeds
100 Good Deeds For Janka!
2007-11-10 13:23:00 It's Christemasse time and I was making isip yesterday about a nice gimik for the yuletide season. I have thought of doing 100 Good Deeds starting today up to Boxing Day (Dec. 26th) and I would be posting all my good deeds here on Jankasphere! I bet super happy ang mga anti-Janka jan sa corner coz for more than a month, you will not lose your temper...It's hard for my part kasi i've got to make swallow my pride (which is not so dami naman, thank goodness!) and be a good girl. If you're making duda of my sincerity, well, don't make duda nalang coz you'll just make pagod yourselves and die.My next post would be my Good Deed Nos. 1-4. Good luck to me!
Janka Strikes Back!
2007-11-08 00:05:00 Few days ago, pinagkaguluhan my blog by those poverty-stricken natives and went amok on my Marimar post. Gosh ha, you guys need some Breeding (and if hindi nyo know kung what is Breeding well, don't make pahirap on your tiny katutubo brains coz kawawa naman kayo if you'll have headaches.. gosh).Let's go backtrack... What ba I've said? I just said lang naman that Marimar is so ugly that if compared, mas magmumukhang tao pa si Kokey. Well, I think naman it's true eh. I also wrote that that starlet who played Marimar is a chipipay boldstarlet. And gosh, I mean to say it.The reaction of the katutubos are really funny, they said that "i hope you die in your sleep you fucking bitch!", "booba..boobita...junka! suka!yuck!!! maraksot!! yawa!!". They're really funny, promise! I was laughing so hard when I read those low-level, un-educated comments. I'm just natatawa nalang on their ka-OAhan.Here are the other comments made by the netibos:Netibo #1: tama name mo... JANKA.... "JUNK KA" ... More About: Back
Bumbay, smelly daw?!
2007-09-24 11:57:00 There are many yucky rumors that I've heard na the Bumbays daw (the Indian guys who makes pautang) smells bad. Well, I haven't seen any of them in close view, but I see them sa TV selling pirated DVDs. So, kanina, as I was just walking around the park, I saw these Bumbays gather around talking in strange language carrying a golden elephant (siguro they were doing 5-6). They were like saying "Adubu Mabahu Aku Halehaleyu Sinsansu Skubibudubidoo" and I was like "OMG, relatives siguro ni Kokey these people ha", I was expecting to hear them say "Kokorekorekok Okey Ka Kokey!" but I haven't. So, deadma lang me, I just walked past them, like I didn't see anybody, then, I remembered the rumors. What if I'd go near them and smell their hairy armpits full of Bumbay Juice. Gosh, no way! My parents didn't luxuriously raise me up just to smell Bumbay Armpits. Eew, I was like gonna throw up on the street pero I've realised that's it's gonna be so nakakahiya. I pretended nalang to make jog... More About: Melly
Kadiri Naman Those Nurses
2007-09-24 11:25:00 Grabe ha, those ugly nursing students ruined my day talaga, as in, super As i'm going to school kaninang noon, I saw these "Maids in White", totoo naman diba. After they graduate naman, they would go abroad to wipe shit off the butts of those ulyanin foreigners. Super yucky talaga as in. I never thought that wiping butts is learned in school, eew. They rode in this really super sikip jeep, as in, by the look of them, para silang canned goods na idodonate sa natives during Christmas time.I was like nagtataka kung where na ang Tomato Sauce, sus kung meron, super complete na talaga. They are always in a hurry, parang always late (baka tumae na yung ulyanin na they would take care of), carrying those really humongous mountaineering backpacks, kulang nalang may suot silang harness, go na sila sa Mount Everest. By the sight of their oily faces, it ruined my day na, super! Sana nga natumba yung billboard para all of them would be pisa like those lice from the heads of the madungis childre... More About: Nurses , Kadi
OMG! Blogging = Money Making?!
2007-09-23 16:09:00 My gosh, grabe na talaga ang poverty dito sa Philippes ha, super! Naglipana na these blogs na nonsense naman ang content. I found this super nonsense blog, akalain nyo ba naman na ang ipopost eh yung photo nya, she's not that pretty ha, mas maganda pa yung katulong namin na galing sa mountains. Iniisip siguro ng mga "Nonsense-Money -Hungry-Bloggers-Na-Member s-Ng-Urban-Poor" na madaling magkapera through blogging, well, your wrong (duh, dorks talaga!). Talent in writing and intelligence in managing a blog ang kailangan to be sikat in the blogosphere. Sheesh, nakakainis talaga to see blogs na isa lang ang post pero tadtad na ng Adsense. Siguro they are just the ones who make pindot to the ads para naman meron silang dollars (pero in cents nga lang.. haha). I really pity those despreate NMHBNMNUP, well at least, hindi na sila always go snatching and hold-up. More About: Blogging , Makin
Crocs?! Ok ka lang?!
More articles from this author:2007-09-23 10:51:00 As I was surfing the net few months ago, I found this advert of a slipper that looks like a boat. I wasn't interested so I erased it nalang on my mind, sayang namang ang memory space. Then yesterday, I saw this really losyang woman wearing the same slippers, and I was like "OMG, those things really exist pala?!" The slippers really look ghastly, as in, it looks really bulky. By looking at it, urgh, parang all my energy drained out from me. Grabe, nanghina talaga ako.I went to my bessy's condo kanina lang to make chika 'bout the dreadful thing I saw. As I entered her unit, I saw it. A pair of boat-like slippers on her shoe stand. I was like gonna go insane, why are these aliens everywhere?! I grabbed my bessy and asked her why she bought something from the infamous ukay-ukay and why she made pasok sa isang ukay-ukay shop that I'm 100% sure na super infested with germs. She told me that those slippers are called Croc s which according to her is "IN" sa fashion ngayon and that Croc... 1, 2, 3 |
