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If I'm The President...
2007-09-23 06:42:00
If I were the President of the Philippines, there would be lots of things na gusto kong gawin for the greater good. To stop and prevent crimes and terrorism, I would collect all the criminals, NPA, Abu Sayaff, etc. and put them in the islands of Basilan, Sulu, Tawi-Tawi. Then I would surf the net and sell those islands to e-Bay. Gagamitin ko ang money to pay for the technology that would put those islands to the gitna of the Pacific Ocean.To eliminate poverty from our country, I would gather all the members of the Urban Poor and export them to Iraq. Ayan! Instant income.Because na-eliminate ko na ang poverty, everyone dito sa country can afford to study at Ateneo, DLSU, and other International Schools. I would demolish the Public Schools coz you know naman, there are no poor people na. Sayang naman ang space na na-occupy ng mga yun so I would make it gimikan for the students, stress reliever diba.. we need them naman.To preserve the culture of the ethnic tribes sa mga mountains, ...
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If I'm The President...
2007-09-23 06:42:00
If I were the President of the Philippines, there would be lots of things na gusto kong gawin for the greater good. To stop and prevent crimes and terrorism, I would collect all the criminals, NPA, Abu Sayaff, etc. and put them in the islands of Basilan, Sulu, Tawi-Tawi. Then I would surf the net and sell those islands to e-Bay. Gagamitin ko ang money to pay for the technology that would put those islands to the gitna of the Pacific Ocean.To eliminate poverty from our country, I would gather all the members of the Urban Poor and export them to Iraq. Ayan! Instant income.Because na-eliminate ko na ang poverty, everyone dito sa country can afford to study at Ateneo, DLSU, and other International Schools. I would demolish the Public Schools coz you know naman, there are no poor people na. Sayang naman ang space na na-occupy ng mga yun so I would make it gimikan for the students, stress reliever diba.. we need them naman.To preserve the culture of the ethnic tribes sa mga mountains, ...
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That Jologs Girl.. urgh..
2007-09-23 03:51:00
Urgh.. I was in a state of shock kanina coz as i was hanging out with my bessy sa Blugre, we saw this really ugly girl walk in (as in, from two tables away, i could catch a glimpse her acne scars that we're really deep.. super, parang nagputukan yung mga landmines na naka-bury sa face nya! yuck!). I lost my apetite by just looking at her, grabe. Kung nakita nyo lang, as in, she was an eyesore! Her clothes were like the last items sa ukay2x shop na hindi bumbenta. Her polo shirt was really dreadful, color faded green na may glittery prints ng Christian Dior (it was really overprinted, you know, lots of glittery beads and super pangit ng print.. sobrang obvious na fake). Imagine that top paired with a bell bottom pants that has these "decorative" holes on the side, eew, she was like a japayuki na pina-deport! To complete her jologs look, she wore a pair of pink Crocs that were super halata na immitation. I just couldnt bear looking at her so I concentrated nalang on drinking my espr...
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That Jologs Girl.. urgh..
2007-09-23 03:51:00
Urgh.. I was in a state of shock kanina coz as i was hanging out with my bessy sa Blugre, we saw this really ugly girl walk in (as in, from two tables away, i could catch a glimpse her acne scars that we're really deep.. super, parang nagputukan yung mga landmines na naka-bury sa face nya! yuck!). I lost my apetite by just looking at her, grabe. Kung nakita nyo lang, as in, she was an eyesore! Her clothes were like the last items sa ukay2x shop na hindi bumbenta. Her polo shirt was really dreadful, color faded green na may glittery prints ng Christian Dior (it was really overprinted, you know, lots of glittery beads and super pangit ng print.. sobrang obvious na fake). Imagine that top paired with a bell bottom pants that has these "decorative" holes on the side, eew, she was like a japayuki na pina-deport! To complete her jologs look, she wore a pair of pink Crocs that were super halata na immitation. I just couldnt bear looking at her so I concentrated nalang on drinking my espr...
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Contact Me
2007-09-21 21:24:00
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