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HOW TO GET AWAY WITH CHEATING IN THE NFL
2007-09-25 01:45:00
Mitchell Blatt Broncos and Raiders Last Second Shenanigans Should Be Outlawed If you're going for a game-winning field goal, you're going to have to make it twice. That was the case in week two for Raiders kicked Sebastian Janikowski and in week three for Browns kicker Phil Dawson. Both kickers missed the second try after making the first. What happened was the opposing coach called a
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WORST YOU'RE EVER GOING TO SEE N. TURNER BASHED
2007-09-24 11:36:00
Mitchell Blatt 1-2 Chargers Failure Is No Surprise The Chargers are now 1-2 after losing to Green Bay yesterday. They have also lost to New England 14-38 and beaten Chicago 14-3. The have gone from one of the league's top offenses to one of the bottom 10. There's nothing surprising about it, though. Since Norv Turner took over as coach, it was painfully obvious that the only thing
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SO WRONG, IT'S RIGHT RELEASED; BUT IT HERE!
2007-09-24 10:05:00
All Time Low's Great New Album All Time Low, pop punk band from Baltimore, MD, whom I interviewed at the Warped Tour, has released their first major album, So Wrong , It's Right. I'm offerring discounted purchase of it. It's only $13 and their previous album is only $7. Also, that red shirt is new, released along with So Wrong, It's Right. What do you think? Post your opinion in the
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TOTALLY JUICED TV
2007-09-23 22:00:00
Mitchell Blatt Watch TV Online Juiced Sports Blog introduces Really JuicedTV. This actually lets you watch any of 66 TV channels. What do you think? Post your opinion in the comment section. Sign Up To Recieve Free Unpublished Content.
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HEY STOOPID!
2007-09-23 15:30:00
Mitchell Blatt 3-Year Veterans Make Great Coaches! Why don't the Browns save a roster spot by hiring Ken Dorsey as coach then activating him as a player if one of the other QBs gets hurt?-Mike, Bay Village Maybe because Dorsey has only played three years and three bad years at that? First off, why would we want him at coach? Secondly, why would he want to coach? Fourth year losers don't

V-TECH PHOTOSHOP CONTEST: VICK AND CHO
2007-09-23 04:34:00
Rules and Entry Information This year, two prominent Virginia Tech studnets have been in trouble with the law, Vick for dogfighting and Cho for killing 32 people. Because of Cho's tragedy, VT football has been called "America's Team." Frankly, it got quite annoying to me, so I wrote some articles about it that cause a little bit of controversy: VT as America's Team: Just Another Trendy Cause
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SATURDAY QUICK HITS
2007-09-22 19:31:00
Mitchell Blatt Bond's Won't Shut Up, Sooners Crush Bad Opponent Again One day till Sund and Barry Bonds has gotten himself in the news again. He's only in the news when he makes a consious effor to do so. Mostly, it is because of him complaining about how the media or fans mistreet him. For example... Mark Ecko, who bought Bonds' record-breaking HR ball, is hosting an online poll to find
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DONOVAN MCNABB IS EMO
2007-09-21 04:03:00
x_Dono van _xxx_McNabb_x This racism is hurting my fragile heart! For any of you who don't know what emo is, it's a new subculture popular among teens and the Myspace crowd (hence the Myspace parody). It's something of a cross between gothic and punk. Basically, the kids just cry about their problems and get all emotional. Kind of like Donovan McNabb. April 18, 1999 People Booed Me! Why

BLACK QBS CRITICIZED MORE, MCNABB SAYS
2007-09-19 19:51:00
Mitchell Blatt Why? Because They Go on the Air and Say Stuff Like That. I am about to criticize a black quarterback. I assure you that I am not racist; Donovan McNabb just happens to be black. McNabb said on HBO's "Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel" that black quarterbacks are criticized more often than their white counterparts. According to him, many people still don't want blacks playing
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS GOOD FOR ACADEMICS
2007-09-19 02:11:00
Mitchell Blatt More Money From Sports=More Money For Everything Else Norman Chad followed the usual anti-big-time-college-football propaganda machine and wrote last Monday that college sports, especially football, should have less emphasis made on them so that colleges can focus more on academics. Focusing on academics sounds like a good idea, right? But, what Chad and others don't realize
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VOTE ON WHAT TO DO WITH BONDS HR BALL
2007-09-18 01:23:00
Mitchell Blatt Winning Bidder for Bonds ' Record HR Ball Sets Up Online Poll to Determine Ball's Fate Even if the MLB doesn't put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name in the record books, there can still be an asterisk on his record-breaking home run ball. Or it can be sent to the moon. It's you call. Online bid winner, Marc Ecko, owner of Ecko Unlimited clothing, has set up an online poll
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BEN WALLACE APPEARS AT CLEVELAND HIGH SCHOOL
2007-09-17 03:09:00
Ballhype - Ben Wallace Now Speaking High School Pep Rallies? ballhype_story_widget_99459(true); Mitchell Blatt Ben Wallace Speaks at Homecoming Pep Rally Have you heard of Orange High School ? No? Maybe because they haven't won their football conference's title in 30 years? Well, apparently they are well-regarded enough for Ben Wallace to speak at their pep rally. I got this story yesterday.
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HEY STOOPID!
2007-09-16 15:41:00
Mitchell Blatt Cheating Belichick Not a whole lot of stupidity this week, but one person did question why the Browns don't have "household names" as assistant coaches... First question: Hey Tony: Just take a look at our assistant coaches. There are no household names in the group... -Mike, OH Hey Stoopid!: That's cuz they're assistant coaches. Assistant coaches aren't big names because

OJ'S CONFESSIONS RELEASED; DOESN'T TELL YOU HOW HE DID IT
2007-09-15 00:02:00
Mitchell Blatt Simpson's If I Did It Has a Funny Way of Dodging the Real Issues The question we've all been asking for so long is finally answered today: Who killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman? At one point, it seemed as though we would never know. But, due to the Goldman family's diligent efforts, O.J. Simpson's book, If I Did It has in fact been released, and now we know, who did it: O.J.
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YELLOWCARD INTERVIEW
2007-09-13 22:20:00
Mitchell Blatt Newest Member, Ryan Mendez, to Talk With JSB As part of my job as a music critic, I have interviewed musicians in the past for this site, including Alex Gaskarth from All Time Low. Today, I've got my biggest interview to date: Yello wcard . They went double platinum in 2003 with Ocean Avenue then went in a new direction in 2006 with Light and Sounds, which had little success.
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CHARLIE FRYE TRADED AFTER BEING NAMED STARTER
2007-09-11 22:12:00
Mitchell Blatt Bring in Brady! One week after Char lie Frye was named the Cleveland Brown's week one starter and Ken Dorsey was released, Ken Dorsey is back with the Browns, and Charlie Frye has been traded to Seattle. All the moves leading up to this trade call for head-scratching. Obviously, no one is going to tell the media who the starter is or who they are trading before it happens, but
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STOP SUPPORTING THOSE TRENDY CAUSES
2007-09-11 01:20:00
Mitchell Blatt VT Is No More America's Team Than LSU 32 people were murdered in Virginia Tech last April. A terrible tragedy, yes, but just 32 of the more than 16,000 murders that will occur this year. So Virginia Tech gets christened "America's Team" ahead of any Cleveland high school, even though Cleveland is on pace to suffer 100+ murders this year, just because Virginia Tech had more
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CADILLAC'S HERNIATED DISKS HURTING HIM
2007-09-10 02:10:00
Mitchell Blatt Cadillac Williams Struggles, Gets Injured vs. Seahawks As it has been reported that Cadillac Williams has three herniated disks, Williams struggled in the first game vs. the Seattle Seahawks before leaving the game with an injury. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers ended up losing 20-6, and Cadillac Williams was held to 38 yards on the first 10 carries. He ended the game with 60 yards
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NFL'S OPENING DAY!
2007-09-09 18:55:00
Complete NFL Coverage Previews NFC Picks Who will lose the Super Bowl? AFC Picks Who will win it? News Tiki Takes on Coughlin as Analyst You're starting to get annoying, Tiki. Brady Quinn Expected to Start Week 5 The Browns need to get their line together first. Pacman Jones' Attorney Calls Him a "Piece of Shit" There's one attorney I don't completely hate. Cadillac Williams' 3 Herniated
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HEY STOOPID!
2007-09-09 18:43:00
Mitchell Blatt Scott Isn't Confident With 40 Saves and Nor Should You Be Hey Hoynsie: Can you honestly say that you'll feel good about closer Joe Borowski (40 saves) trotting out to protect a one run lead in the deciding game of a playoff series with the Yankees or Red Sox? Mark my words, this guy is going to crush the Indians' dreams.-Scott, Boise, Idaho Uh, Scott? Do you watch baseball?

COLLEGE FOOTBALL ROUNDUP (CONSTANTLY UPDATED)
2007-09-08 21:16:00
Juiced Sports Blog Wire Line NCAA Scores, Stats, and Stories For Sat. Sept. 8 Nebraska holds off Wake Forest, Oklahoma asserts their dominance, West Virginia's defense shows it's weekness, and more! Nebraska Holds On: Nebraska 20, Wake Forest-17 Wake Forest made the top 25 last year largely by winning the turnover battle. In today's loss to Nebraska, turnovers helped them battle Nebaska
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THIS IS JUST GETTING RIDICULOUS
2007-09-08 06:33:00
Scott Jacobs Hockey fan or not, the new jerseys, well, they're not exactly a hit. But some fan's comments: hillarious. Especially on Calgary The new Reebok Edge template jerseys? Well, they're not exactly getting rave reviews. But Calgary's jersey? Well, its the most bizzarre fashion statement I've seen this century. How could anyone possibly like these? You have to read the priceless
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NFL SEASON HAVE ARRIVETH: NFC PICKS
2007-09-07 21:59:00
Scott Jacobs Picks, predictions and more for the NFL's lesser half: the NFC Now that the Saints and Colts have kicked off the 2007 NFL season, we are ready to go. Yesterday I did the AFC, division by division. Today, I tackle the NFC, where the Bears look to repeat their NFC Title last year. NFC EAST: 4. NY Giants- Go ahead, be surprised by this pick. The G-Men lost Tiki Barber, their
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JUICED TV EPISODE 1
2007-09-07 01:20:00
Juiced Content Providers Welcome to Juiced TV~ Here it is: JuicedTV's first episode. Topics cover: Meeecheegin's loss, VT's alleged spot as "America's Team" (listen to how hyped up Mitchell gets when he talks about that), MLB divisional races, and Barry Bonds' legacy. Also, feel free to comment, or email about the show. After all, we want to know what you think so we can make the show the
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NFL SEASON HAVE ARRIVETH: AFC PICKS
2007-09-06 23:50:00
Scott Jacobs Picks, predictions and more for the 2007 season After a long wait, alas pro football is back. It's here. New Orleans-Indianapolis tonight kick us off. And it should be a thrilling game. Though I'd be more of a delight if it was played later in the season, when the two teams should be on a crash course to make it to Glendale, AZ. Though I'm not giving away my Super Bowl pick
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ALL TIME LOW'S NEW ALBUM ON SALE
2007-09-06 21:36:00
Mitchell Blatt So Wrong, It's Right To Be Released On September 25 On a non-sports note, my friends from the band All Time Low are releasing their first new album since they graduated high school. In interviewed them at the Warped Tour this summer. That interview is available online: Alex Gaskarth, All Time Low Interview. Though it isn't released yet, you can buy So Wrong It's Right presale
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Links for 2007-07-30 [Digg]
2007-07-31 07:00:00
PETA Email Prank: Why PETA is IN FAVOR OF BEASTIALITY! I emailed PETA but I didn't think they would be IN FAVOR OF BEASTIALITY! PETA is sick!!! Dick Cheney's New Media Policy: SHOOT THE CRITICS! Bush loves violatting people's rights, so he decided to shoot reporters who don't agree with him!!! BTW: FUCK BUSH!
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Links for 2007-07-28 [Digg]
2007-07-29 07:00:00
Georgia fails to land a player on first team By Marc WeiszerHOOVER, Ala. - Georgia will carry a bit of momentum into the 2007 season, thanks to three wins over top 25 teams to end last year, and just might carry a rather large chip on its collective shoulders.Published in the Athens Banner-Herald on 072807 Nike, Reebok take action against Vick No more football. No more jerseys. No more sneakers. We will see how elusive Vick is when he is trying to outrun giant naked guys in a prison shower. 2008 Recruiting Bio: Will Hill Check out the profile on this top 10 2008 football recruit. Cadillac Williams' 3 Herniated Disks Hidden From the Media After amassing 1178 yards his rookie season, much speculation has been made about why Buccaneers running back Cadillac Williams' rushing total dipped to just 798 last season. Cadillac was actually suffering from an injury that went unreported: three herniated disks. THE BUCS CENSORED IT!
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Links for 2007-07-26 [Digg]
2007-07-27 07:00:00
LeBron James Phone Prank What's it like being a pro athlete? What's it like having their phone number? And getting it posted online? Here at Juiced Sports Blog, we have first hand knowledge of how annoying it is to receive hundreds of calls asking for "LeBron James." Find out what happens when people think that a random kid is LeBron.
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