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John Adams Hate-O-Meter
2008-02-20 09:57:00
It has recently come to our attention (thanks Alex) that Knoxville News Sentinel’s part time sportswriter, and full time hater, decided to write the annual “Fire Fulmer” article. Of course, John Adams hates Fulmer, puppies, kittens and babies. But he loves their poo. Is that weird? So, we decided to investigate further, what would make someone hate so much, and well, the only place that had a bio at all (GVX and the News Sentinel apparently don’t want you to know anything about their writers) were the guys over at Loser with socks: John Adams has been sports editor/columnist for the Knoxville News-Sentinel since 1987. Adams, a sports journalist for 30 years, is a graduate of Louisiana State University. He has been honored 11 times as Tennessee’s best sports columnist and six times as the Tennessee Sportswriter of the Year by the Tennessee Sportswriters Association. He also was honored in 2001 as the best sports columnist in the Football Writers Associati...
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Tigers (the other ones)
2008-02-20 02:54:00
Everyone is sort of glossing over the fact that there is a game tomorrow (Wednesday) against a team from the SEC West. That team? Auburn. Of course, most fans of Tennessee know Auburn better for being the school that sort of tried to get rid of Tommy Tuberville (a.k.a. the third Bowden brother), only to have it blow up in their faces, and in fact, cost the school President his own job in the process. Apparently they also have a basketball team, and as it turns out, they beat the BasketVols last year by a score of 83-80. Of course, that was a fluke of some sort I’m sure, because I wasn’t even aware that Auburn had a basketball team. For that matter, I didn’t realize that any of the teams in the western division had anything other than football teams. You live and learn I guess. As it turns out, Tennessee has to play every western division school every year. That just seems like overkill to me, because as everyone knows, the eastern division is of course, the p...
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Another name for poop.
2008-02-19 09:37:00
Through a confluence of events only previously known to occur in the coldest depths of deep space, the Tennessee BasketVols have emerged as the #2 team in the country. How did this happen? Well, some people might say it was because Duke lost against an unranked team, and a few other teams dropped a few games here and there, and Tennessee has a #1 RPI and all that. Of course, we all know the real reason Damn that’s an awesome graphic Photoshop ability self-promotion aside, #2 doesn’t mean anything unless the team can keep the train rolling and beat the Tigers (that’s the Auburn Tigers) on Wednesday, and then, beat the Tigers (of Tiger High in Memphis) on Saturday. The last time the BasketVols were ranked above 4th, they decided to promptly drop their next game to an unranked Kentucky team. That was awesome. Remember folks, #2 is just another name for… Email this Post
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AAFL Traffic Jam
2008-02-18 12:37:00
I, like many others one other myself, am excited about the AAFL. I even signed up for their newsletter which is kind of cool because Marcus Katz seems to be pretty excited when he sends me emails (which are oddly personal, since I’m probably the only subscriber). In the latest installment of the newsletter, there was excitement about their increasing web traffic over the past several months. In fact, the increase in web traffic was accompanied by a super-helpful graphic as to just how popular they’ve become. There are several things that are interesting about the graphic. Firstly, that it appeared as if the July visits were worse than June’s, and secondly, that you know, there’s no scale. I may not be an expert on these things, but as far as I can tell, each line seems to represent… say, 5 hits. In that case, the traffic went from about 2.5 hits a month to a whopping 26 hits a month. Sure that’s a near tenfold increase, but at the same ti...
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?Day Dyslexia It Is
2008-02-16 23:43:00
The Georgia Bulldogs put up a great effort against the Volunteers of Tennessee on Saturday afternoon from my dad’s basement the Stegeman Coliseum on the campus of the University of Georgia.  From lazy lights to misinformed fans, this game had it all. Another thing it had, was some terrible commentary.  Dave Baker, better known as Dave “not good enough to be a full time announcer for Jefferson Pilot Sports, Lincoln Financial Sports football coverage so we’ll leave you on the sideline to check injuries” Baker, decided it’d be funny to announce the game completely opposite of what was actually happening on the floor. Just in case you were watching the game on Raycom Sports and didn’t understand what was going on, here’s a quick rundown of the Dave Baker announcing “code:” Inside = Outside Outside = Inside Tennessee = Georgia Georgia = Tennessee Tyler Smith = JaJuan Smith I’m sure there are more, but somewhere around the mi...
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Don’t Like Being Lonely
2008-02-15 08:27:00
You know, it was Valentine’s Day and all, and no one likes to be alone on Valentine’s Day.  And you know what they say: it’s lonely at the top.  Through great application of substitution and the transitive property, one can only assume that the reason that the Lady Vols lost to LSU because they hated the #1 ranking, and wanted to join the ranks of the… not as great. When a team holds a 21-2 lead, and goes on to lose by 16 points, well, that takes determination and guts right there.  A real drive to fail epically.   Perhaps they wanted to show solidarity to their counterparts on the men’s side who are only ranked #4. Whatever the reason, the Lady Vols’ futility against the Lady Tigers of LSU continues.  Hopefully they can at some point, you know… beat LSU.  It’s not like they’ve got a dude named Pierre coaching them or anything. Email this Post
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Bar-B-Cued
2008-02-14 04:56:00
I’ll stop it with the newspaper-worthy craptacular headlines soon, but it’s just so easy and effortless. Jajuan (don’t call me Jamar) Smith had another… close to career day (tying his career high point total with 32 points) en route to a Tennessee win over Arkansas at Thompson-Boling arena on Wednesday night. Just a few thoughts from the game: - Even when Lofton’s off, if we can beat a pretty good Arkansas team by 22 points, that’s pretty impressive. - When Rick Daniels-Mulholland can get a point, other teams had better quiver in fear, because he’s awesome. - Anyone else think Brian Williams = Dr. Dre? Just Asking I mean, the resemblance isn’t quite at a doppelganger level, but is enough to perhaps wonder if Dr. Dre is in fact, the father of good ole Mr. Williams. Either Dr. Dre or Travis Henry. Chances being about 80% of one of those two actually being his father (2% Dr. Dre, 78% Travis Henry). Next up is a trip to Athens to face o...

Foster Family
2008-01-16 09:32:00
Was the headline too lame?  Of course, I speak of Arian Foster deciding to forgo a try in the pros by coming back to UT for his senior season.  Of course, he decided to come back because of my purchase of a 27 jersey a little while after the Outback Bowl at Marshall’s for $20. I’m not saying that that’s necessarily the best reason for someone to come back for their final season risking injury or loss of draft status, but Arian’s a good dude.  He also has a chance to become UT’s all time leading rusher, which is something that would be impressive to be able to state especially considering the stable of backs that have gone on to play very well at the next level (even if they smoke lots of pot, and have lots of kids). I think part of the decision to stay was the addition of the new coaches, Clawson, and Stan Drayton, who will more than likely run a slightly spread-ish but still pro-style offense, which should prominently feature the running back.  Of ...
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GVX: Love/Hate
2008-01-15 09:36:00
For awhile now, I’ve been reading GoVolsXtra, back when it wasn’t free, and now that it is free. Granted I’ve never actually paid for the thing, but I used to read it back then nonetheless. One of the benefits of the site going free obviously is the fact that I no longer have to circumvent the system in order to read articles about things that really bear no added value than anything out there for free (read: this blog). The bad thing about the site going free? It kind of makes you dumber. It isn’t the content that makes you dumber necessarily, because some of the articles on the site are fine (even though it comes from the minds of the same 3 writers, rehashing stories over and over again in an attempt to one day write a sappy story for ESPN that makes grown men get choked up), but it’s the comments that really kill me. Whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing, we here at fulmer’s belly only receive a handful of comments from a few dedi...
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Beatdown
2008-01-13 04:04:00
The Vols, like a hooded mugger in a dark alley, took it to South Carolina in a way that made the Gamecocks feel used and scared afterwards.  The beatdown started early with an 11-0 run, and really, never let up. The BasketVols now extend their record to 14-1 (approximately the same number of wins Buzz Peterson had during his entire tenure at UT), and for once, didn’t let a big lead slip away, which was a nice sight to see.  The game wasn’t frantic in terms of pace, but the boys in Orange didn’t seem to care. Lofton continued to suck however, and until he starts feeling his stroke more and more, he’s going to suck for the foreseeable future.  It seems like he’s pulling his shots a little bit, as every miss seems to be short, but hopefully he’ll get better as the competition picks up. With Vanderbilt losing today (to Kentucky… wtf?), there are now no more undefeated teams in the Southeastern Conference.  Next week’s game between Tenn...

Tyler Smith: Nose Sticker
2008-01-11 04:18:00
In the words of Bruce Pearl, Tyler smith went and “stuck it up their noses” to end a super exciting game against the Rebels of Ole Miss who had come in to Thompson Boling Arena undefeated, but didn’t leave that way. Tyler Smith and JP Prince are quickly emerging as the new leaders of the team, and although JP doesn’t like dishing out the ball much, he’s hitting his shots, so he gets a chance to be a bit greedy.  Tyler and JaJuan Smith both lit up the scoreboard with their barrage of points throughout the game. Okay, enough with the Knoxville News-Sentinel job interview type writing… Even though the Rebels came in undefeated, everyone around the Tennessee program figured that this game would be a win for the Vols, and until a few last minute heroics, that seemed to be in jeopardy.  I’m not sure if it was just me, or if the BasketVols feel like this as well, but whenever the team is down late in the 2nd half, I just assume that they’re...
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Suckeyes.
2008-01-08 06:15:00
Can someone please just ban Ohio State from being able to play in any sort of “championship game?” Please? We’ve been given the pleasure over the last two years of watching the juggernaut otherwise known as Ohio State get their asses handed to them like… well, something that gets it’s ass handed to them. It’s unbelievable that the Buckeyes weren’t able to beat a team like LSU when they had the experience of beating up on a Big Ten conference and stop playing football sometime around Halloween. A lot was made during the game about Ohio State’s “#1 rated defense.” I put that phrase in quotes because it’s not true. Statistically, it might be true that they gave up less yards, touchdowns or whatever against their competition, but when you’re playing against fake opponents, it doesn’t count. In fact, the results aren’t even correct because this season, fulmer’s belly.com held all it’s op...

Well Well Well…
2008-01-07 09:42:00
We hope everyone had a great holiday, as it was pretty good for both myself and don.  We’re back for another awesome year of terrible awesome posts and super insightful and witty other stuff.  See how witty that was? Of course the biggest news so far has been that UT, with at least 4 coaches who didn’t give a crap, won a bowl game against a pretty decent Big Ten team (even though they complained that their quarterback was falling down on his own…), hopefully giving the team some good momentum going forward for the new year. Of course, now comes the whole bit about finding a new offensive coordinator for the team, and let me just throw this name out there since I know the powers that be at UT totally read this site all the time… Bill Callahan. This guy is currently looking for a job, and redemption, and to be honest, his offenses were great.  It was the defense that was terrible, and with the way the UT defense came on at the end of the year, the West Coast...

Bowl Week
2007-12-30 08:17:00
Okie Dokie… there’s lots of games on the docket for the next few days, but I’m too lazy to actually post up all the point spreads and everything, so just choose winners of each game.  Here we go. Sunday, December 30th Colorado @ Alabama (-3.5)  - Independence Bowl <– okay fine, I’ll post the spreads Monday, December 31st Air Force @ Cal (-4) - Armed Forces Bowl Oregon @ South Florida (-6) - Sun Bowl Fresno State @ Georgia Tech (-6) - Humanitarian Bowl Florida State @ Kentucky (-9.5) - Music City Bowl Indiana @ Oklahoma State (-4.5) - Insight Bowl Auburn @ Clemson (-2.5) - Chick-Fil-A Bowl Tuesday, January 1st Wisconsin @ Tennessee (-1.5) - Outback Bowl Arkansas @ Missouri (-4) - Cotton Bowl Michigan @ Florida (-11) - Capital One Bowl Texas Tech (-6) @ Virginia - Gator Bowl Illinois @ Southern Cal (-14) - Rose Bowl Hawaii @ Georgia (-8) - Sugar Bowl Wednesday, January 2nd West Virginia @ Oklahoma (-7.5) - Fiesta Bowl Thursday, January 3rd K...
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Happy Holidays
2007-12-26 09:47:00
Happy holidays to everyone, and we here at fulmer’s belly hope that everyone has a safe and great holiday season.  As I’m using a semi-illegal method to get online to post this post, I’m not sure if I’ll be able to update until some time in the new year.  Until then, have a great few days off, and we’ll see you on the flipside (I’ll probably end up posting another Bowl Challenge in a day or two). As far as the winner of the previous bowl challenge, I haven’t tallied the scores, but once I do, there will be an awesome prize in store for the winner.  And by “awesome prize,” I mean, “crappy prize.” Email this Post
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Boys Win, Girls Lose…
2007-12-23 07:42:00
Once again, sport imitates life. That is all. (bedroom reference)  <– I had to spell it out for the Big Ten fans out there. Big Ten sucks. Email this Post
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JP Prince: Ball Hog
2007-12-23 00:30:00
JP Prince , set a career high in scoring today against the Musketeers of Xavier on a performance that is highlight worthy. Of course, one doesn’t score that much without being a ball hog, but I’m not necessarily saying that’s a bad thing. On a night where Lofton was a little off (partly due to not getting any touches, because certain players were hogging the ball although I’ll refrain from saying which players but it rhymes with “ay tee grince”), it’s good to have a player that can score, even if that’s the only thought going through his brain. Kidding aside, JP Prince could become a huge part of the Tennessee offensive attack, and his play might decide how far the BasketVols can go in the SEC tournament and (assuming they keep winning out) the NCAA tournament. The BasketVols showed their resiliency in having to play not only the three Musketeers, but also the zebras, being able to come back from a late deficit to pull off the victory....
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Quick Questions: Bowl Season Part 1
2007-12-20 13:55:00
So, it’s finally here.  The return of College Football (sort of) with the first week of bowl games coming up this weekend.  I’m pretty giddy about it, even though most of the games will probably be terrible and I’ll not really be able to watch hardly any of the games since I’ll be traveling alot.  But, who cares?  Football!! Woo! So, we ask you to pick the winners of this week’s matchups (against the spread or not, doesn’t matter) and here we go. 1. December 20 - Navy @ Utah (-7.5) - Poinsettia Bowl 2. December 21 - FAU (-2.5) @ Memphis - New Orleans Bowl 3. December 22 - So. Miss @ Cincinnatti (-10.5) - Papa John’s.com Bowl 4. December 22 - Nevada @ New Mexico (-2.5) - New Mexico Bowl 5. December 22 - UCLA @ BYU (-6) - Las Vegas Bowl 5. December 23 - East Carolina @ Boise State (-10.5) - Hawaii Bowl The winner (right picks and closest scores) will receive a whole big fat lot of… nothing.  But we’ll mention you’re awes...
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Rodrigu-owned?
2007-12-18 09:15:00
First off, who saw this one coming? I mean, honestly. Sure, there was that talk that Rich Rodriguez of West Virginia… um.. fame, met secretly with Michigan officials behind the back of the WVU AD, but at the same time, it didn’t seem like it was going to happen seeing as how Rodriguez turned down the overtures of Alabama and their ridiculously large Brinks truck last year to stay at his alma mater (which is NOT pronounced alma matoe… SIDELINE REPORTERS FOR ESPN!). I was beginning to think that the Alma Mater pull was a pretty strong one considering some coaches would put up with less money, less prestige, etc. just because they’re comfortable at their old stompin’ grounds. That being said, these days, it seems that loyalty goes about as far as the next big “special opportunity,” so we’ll have to see how this one plays out. Michigan, in what amounts to a reactionary knee-jerk move after losing bad to an Oregon team this past seaso...
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BasketVols Hold off the Red Thingys.
2007-12-17 09:28:00
First off… wtf is this? Secondly… even if one were to know what one of these things was, why would anyone want to use it as their mascot?  I mean, it’s a red… mass.  Looking at it and trying to comprehend what it is just caused a bit of my brain to leak out my nose and hit my laptop, but not enough brain so that I can still get past what I’m looking at. Anyway, with Duke Crews sidelined indefinitely (get well soon, DUUUUKE!), Pearl decided to go with the other big man, Brian Williams (good at other things besides reading the news) and it seems to have paid off. The Western Kentucky Hilltoppers thought they had a chance against the Bask etVols, but they failed to realize that they were a part of the Sun Belt conference, and that UT was part of the SEC.  Am I saying that Tennessee should have won based solely on their conference affiliation?  Of course I am. Tennessee has one more home game against UNC Asheville before a veritable murderer’s row...
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Cutcliffe accepts unoffered Duke job
2007-12-14 23:05:00
The fine folks at the Knoxville News Sentinel reported that David Cutcliffe has been offered the job as head coach of Duke . About 15 hours later, they then reported that Cutcliffe had in fact not been offered the job. That’s some fine reporting work there, Lou. However, the Knoxville News Sentinel doesn’t recant the part about Cutcliffe accepting the job. Could it be that he just told Duke he will take the job? That’s kind of ballsy…yet rather impressive. I’m going to try that for my job interviews from now on. I hereby accept the Michigan job! Actually, on a side note, Trooper Taylor is interviewing for the OC position over at Baylor. Not a real step up I’d say (in prestige, not monetarily). My guess is that the Cutcliffe rumor was started in anticipation of him leaving to keep Trooper around and buy some time, as he would be a top candidate to the OC position. He’s done well at the other coach positions, I’d say he deserves ...

Search for a Coach
2007-12-14 09:46:00
We here at Fulmer’s Belly as a result of being bored out of our minds as a public service to fans everywhere, will have continuous updates of the comings and goings of coaches throughout the offseason. Notice our clever use of a Coach Purse, implying both the leader of a team, as well as the financial windfall that most of the coaches can expect to see. Main Entry: 1coach Pronunciation: ˈkōch Function: noun Usage: often attributive - one who instructs or trains <an acting coach>; especially : one who instructs players in the fundamentals of a competitive sport and directs team strategy <a football coach> Main Entry: 1purse Pronunciation: ˈpərs Function: noun - a sum of money offered as a prize or present; also : the total amount of money offered in prizes for a given event See? we’re clever. Hit the jump to see what we have to say (because it’s very important). Email this Post
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Petrino Pulls a Saban
2007-12-12 09:44:00
Well Bobby Petrino didn’t quite pull a Nick Saban, as he didn’t go so far as to state publicly that he wasn’t going to go back to college coaching, but after a somewhat successful stint in college followed by a less-than-successful stint in the pros, is deciding to head to the veritable goldmine also known as the SEC West.  Seriously, what’s the deal with the SEC West these days?  Moving on. Petrino, eschewing his favorite color scheme of red and black, has decided to hook up with the um, “hog maroon” of the Razorbacks.  This is an interesting turn of events seeing as how many people thought that Petrino would go back to the Papa John’s Cardinals of Louisville, but as it turns out, the NFL is turning into a farm system for future SEC coaches. Seeing as how Petrino was put into an impossible situation down in Atlanta, while at the same time having to watch the pinnacle of football playing their championship game in his own office, it was o...
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ESPN
2007-12-11 23:40:00
First off, go check out this link that ESPN put together as a mythical National Championship Playoff system (now that abc doesn’t show all the BCS games, ESPN figures they might as well hop on to the playoff bandwagon). If one uses the BCS rankings, Tennessee gets a first round matchup against the Ohio State Buckeyes, and whereas it seems that Ohio State gets a higher percentage, Tennessee seems to win the game alot.  If you run the simulation enough, you can have Tennessee beating Hawaii for the National Championship… Hell Yeah! I got a UT vs. UGA semifinal game which seems about right, but with Georgia pulling out the win, which I suppose is possible seeing as how it’s really hard to beat the same team twice, and the loss to Tennessee is sort of what spurred the Bulldog’s revitalized game play. Anyway, go check it out and see what you think. Email this Post
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Andy Kelly Returns
2007-12-10 09:43:00
Andy Kelly , former Volunteer starting quarterback (without a real estate business), and successful AFL player for the New Orleans Voodoo, is making his triumphant return to the sidelines of Neyland Stadium and Shields-Watkins Field to leave another indelible mark on the University that made him a famous somewhat recognizable um, quarterback in the Arena League. This time, he returns not as a player but as the head coach for the Tennessee Volunteers “No Official Name Team” as part of the All American Football League which kicks off this April. For those of you that might not be familiar with the league, it is a professional football league that is trying to harness the excitement and passion for college football by having teams based in primarily college towns or areas where former players from the schools that are represented would have a chance to extend their football careers. Most players stand to make around $50,000 to $100,000 per season, so although it might not be...
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BCS… ?
2007-12-06 09:37:00
“The BCS is awesome because the regular season counts.” Or so say the BCS supporters, a.k.a. freaking idiots. If anyone feels that this is true, tell that to, well, ANY team not playing in the BCS Championship game. Oh, also, btw, FOX, the provider of the BCS games, complete with commentators that don’t follow college football regularly since they don’t actually broadcast any CFB games, don’t know how many FBS schools there are. They were mentioning strength of schedule differences between Kansas and Missouri, and they said there were 119 teams. There were last year, but at last count, there were 120 this year. Thanks alot. The thing I want to know is, why did it HAVE to be Ohio State? I’d pay to see an LSU vs. UGA Championship game. That’d be fun. Now, we’re just going to have to watch an OSU team that got embarrassed last year at the hands of Chris Leak… Chris Leak feel good about themselves for playing in another game ...

UTK > UTC
2007-12-05 09:41:00
The University of Tennessee’s Volunteers were able to hold off a flurry by the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga’s Moccasins Mockingbirds at the Roundhouse McKenzie Arena on Tuesday night. I was somewhat torn about this game having attended UTK for undergrad, but at the same time having gone to high school in Chattanooga, and taken a few classes at UTC.  UTC also sort of had the underdog role working for them, with the Mocs and their modest program taking on the Juggernaut that is #10 Tennessee. But in the end, my blood will always run orange and white, and not… um, blue and yellow (because that’d just be weird if you had blue and yellow blood), and I was glad that UT was able to hold off the upset bid by a spunky UTC team. I actually think that this series is a pretty cool series seeing as how the two schools are so close together, and would hope that the two schools would be able to continue it in the future. The Vols now have a break of about 11 days...

Gaffney Does It Again
2007-12-04 06:14:00
If you watched the Monday Night game between the Patriots and the Ravens and you’re a Tennessee fan, you might have seen the play that brought forth memories of a fateful evening at Neyland Stadium where a phantom touchdown catch sealed a phantom win for the Gators of Florida. Once again, on Monday Night, when the Patriots had no business winning the game (no thanks to the Ravens’ coaches and the offense), Gaffney once again, had another phantom catch to seal another phantom win.  The only thing I wonder is, does he know he’s a faker as much as the rest of us? Sure sure, I might just be hating on Gaffney for being a Gator, but you know, I hate the player, not the game. Studios not giving money to writers so that Heroes can go on suck. Email this Post

Hmm…
2007-12-03 02:39:00
You know what?  Freaking… GO TIGERS! Embarrass Ohio State worse than Florida did, then maybe people will shut the hell up. Also, Go Bulldogs! The BCS “powers that be” decided to put Georgia in the Sugar Bowl on purpose, because if they were to play say… USC, and they were to win, they didn’t want the chance for there to be a split national champion again.  Oh yeah, not to mention that the Rose Bowl is a scam and shouldn’t be part of the BCS anyway.  Let them have their Pac/Big 10 matchup every year, and leave them out of the BCS, because if they were an entity in the real world, they’d be investigated for anti-trust violations for not vying for the best programming available. BCS Sucks ass, and I’ll not be watching the Title Game (and not only because I’ll be on a plane, because I’ll be boycotting it).  Apparently DVR or TiVo recordings don’t count towards the ratings, so I invite everyone who wants to watch it to...

Dang.
2007-12-02 01:51:00
There’s something about UT playing against LSU’s backup quarterbacks in the SEC Championship games. If the situation ever arises again, we need to have some of our players or fans give LSU’s starter a transfusion or anything…. to get him back in the game. First it was Matt Mauck and now it was Ryan Perrilloux, who played just good enough not to lose. Who would have thought that it would be Erik Ainge who lost the game for the Vols? But on two ill advised passes as well as a couple of drops, the Vols weren’t able to put it together. Congratulations to the Tigers of LSU (even though I think Miles still might leave). Congratulations also go out to the Volunteers of Tennessee for piecing together an improbable SEC Championship Game berth following a horrendous at best first half of the season. SEC East Champions is nothing to scoff at at all in the greatest conference in the league. GO VOLS! BTW, if LSU ever asks us to wear Orange again as the “vi...