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Jimmy The Bad Fantasy Football Comeback Guy
2007-10-30 21:23:00 Someone kindly sent me this video and since I have no free time today, this is what you're gonna get. We all know a guy who no matter what you say about his fantasy football team, always has a comeback, and it's usually bad. Well, this is that guy.Hopefully I will be back in the swing tomorrow. Toodles.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Football , Fantasy , Jimmy , Fantasy Football , Comeback
Me, Today
2007-10-30 17:23:00 My apologies.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Today
The Constant Variety Of Sports: 16.7% Mooned
2007-10-29 21:27:00 103 hamburgers in 8 minutes (AP)Joey Chestnut surpassed the previous record of 97 Krystal burgers - 2 1/2 inches square - held by Japan's Takeru Kobayashi, set at last year's Krystal Square Off.Soccer Coach Suspended For "Mooning" Opposing Team (FOX)Deputies learned that the game had become heated and erupted into several arguments, after which the Petaluma team's coach walked to the center of the field and allegedly exposed his rear to the opposing team, according to the sheriff's office.The nanny and the coach's wife launch an attack (Oregonian)She leaned in, grabbed by my suit lapel, and lit into me with a string of expletives, asking me if I have children, and telling me, "This is going to come back on you tenfold."37 arrested at World Series celebrations (AP)After police told a large crowd to leave, several officers were struck by rocks and bottles. Sixteen cars in one area were vandalized.Ole Miss suspends SEC sacks leader Hardy indefinitely (AP)Mississippi coach Ed Orger... More About: Sports , Variety , The Con
The T-Wolves Have Replaced Kevin Garnett With A Midget
2007-10-29 20:45:00 STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Wolves , Kevin Garnett , Kevin , Garnett
Tom Brady Also Threw This Guy A Touchdown Pass Yesterday
2007-10-29 20:04:00 Some dude went to the Dolphins-Giants game in London yesterday and ran around on the field. Naked. With a football over his thing. And danced a jig. And threw for more yards than Eli Manning. Enjoy. (Video courtesy Pop Jocks)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Tom Brady , Yesterday , Pass , Brady , Touchdown
The Cowboys Will Not Make The Super Bowl
2007-10-29 18:49:00 How do we know this? Because Tony Romo was spotted hanging out with Britney Spears.After a long court hearing for her custody battle on Friday, Britney Spears hit the town with her longtime friend Alli Sims – and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.The pop star, dressed in a masquerade ball mask, and Sims, first made a quick stop at the L.A. restaurant Ketchup where Romo was having dinner."[Spears] walked around the restaurant into the lounge where she met up with some people," an observer tells PEOPLE. "She didn't eat or drink ...[It] seemed like she was rounding up people to go [out]. She was very friendly and smiley, in and out."Another source says, "Alli was meeting up with Tony and his friends at Ketchup and Britney wanted to come along. Tony and Alli have been good friends. They've known each other for a little over a year. " Now we're not saying that Romo is due for a prescription of Valtrex yet. He has been rumored to be seeing Sophia Bush and all. But what this does t... More About: Super Bowl , Super , Make , Bowl
Your David Beckham Moment
2007-10-29 18:47:00 STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: David Beckham , Beckham , David , Moment
Good Stuff ...
2007-10-29 17:51:00 Why the Red Sox Swept the Rockies (Jack's Sports Humor)The sweep enabled the Rockies to finish their season on an amazing 21-5 run.Hero of the Day: Theo Epstein (The FanHouse)The Boston Red Sox are built just as much for the next five years as they were built for 2007.Well, That Was Anti-Climactic (DOTD)I honestly thought the Colorado Rockies had a shot in this series.Twice As Nice (One More Dying Quail)When Red Sox fan's sons ask, "Dad, tell me about the Red Sox team that won the World Series," they can look at them and legitimately ask, "Which one?"Still Speechless (Six Pack Sports Report)This Red Sox team is much more dangerous then the one we celebrated with in 2004.There's Always Next Year... (Babes Love Baseball)Here it is in pictures: the Colorado Rockies monumental collapse.Red Sox Sweep the Rockies: I, for One, Am Glad It’s Over (Sports On My Mind)I am extremely happy the Colorado Christians, I mean Rockies, were swept by the Boston Red Sox.TOP 10 CONCLUSIONS FROM THE ... More About: Stuff , Good , Good Stuff
Julie Chen Is A Busted Fem-bot
2007-10-29 17:14:00 I have to admit that I actually watched the first season of Big Brother. It was a unique concept that has since been buried into the ground. I haven't seen an episode since that first season, but it doesn't take much to bring those memories back. Like this video, for instance.So, to steal a line from FARK, "How do you usually enter a room, Julie ?"STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Busted , Chen
Mike Tyson's Brunch Out!
2007-10-29 16:31:00 Enough with the Red Sox for now. Time for a little boxing/video game fun. What happens when the hipster brunch scene meets the 8-bit Nintendo rage of boxing icon Mike Tyson? This I guess. Would you like some ketchup with that ear, Mr. Tyson? (Video courtesy Simon On Sports - maybe NSFW) STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Brunch
Oh Man, Not Another Mientkiewicz Situation
2007-10-29 15:24:00 Actually, no. Jason Varitek has said that he intends to give the ball to the Red Sox. Plus, Varitek isn't a free agent so they know where to find him next year."I'll give it back to the team," the Red Sox captain said after the 4-3 victory over Colorado on Sunday night that gave Boston a sweep of the Series. "Maybe we won't have a controversy this time."Red Sox president Larry Lucchino said the team was prepared for this clincher."We have a club archivist who should be in here, should have retrieved it already," Lucchino said in the middle of the celebration in the visiting clubhouse in Coors Field. "An archivist made an effort the last time, unsuccessfully. But I'm sure we'll be more successful."Mientkiewicz said he went "through hell and back" as a result of keeping the ball last time. Varitek appears to be in for no such treatment.(AP)(HT: The FanHouse)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Situation
And If You Hate The Red Sox ...
2007-10-29 14:38:00 Chew on this picture awhile. It'll make you feel much better.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Hate
Congratulations, Boston
2007-10-29 14:06:00 As a White Sox fan I know what you went through in 2004. I felt that we had something in common in 2005. Now, once again, we are separated. Props to you. STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Boston , Congratulations
WORLD SERIES LIVE BLOG GAME 4
2007-10-29 01:45:00 EpicCarnival.com is live-blogging the World Series again tonight.Stop on by! It'll probably be the last baseball game of 2007.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Blog , Live , Game
WORLD SERIES LIVE BLOG GAME 3
2007-10-28 00:16:00 Over at Epic Carnival I am doing the live-blog of Game 3. Come by and say howdy.(I'll have pics of hot chicks too.)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: World , Series , Blog , Live
The Constant Variety Of Sports: 20.0% Slacking
2007-10-26 22:29:00 Davydenko says warning for not trying 'outrageous' (ESPN)Nikolay Davydenko, already at the center of a betting investigation, was fined $2,000 for lack of effort a loss at the St. Petersburg Open.2 Coaches Fight, Expelled From League (KPHO)A fight caught on surveillance tape between a pair of coaches in a youth football league heated up when it spilled from the field into a parking lot and one of the coaches' family members became involved.Three Spartans charged with robbery (AP)Starting linebacker SirDarean Adams, starting cornerback T.J. Williams and one other Michigan State football player have been charged with unarmed robbery stemming from an April incident in the parking lot of a store.Arkansas loses two track and field titles; sprinter Gay linked to probe (AP)Arkansas' renowned track and field program lost two national championships Thursday when the NCAA imposed stiff sanctions for violations involving sprint star Tyson Gay and a former assistant coach.Fighting Sioux nam... More About: Sports , Variety , The Con
Joe Buck Is A Really Good Sports Television Announcer
2007-10-26 21:08:00 This video will show you just how dynamic some of the greatest moments in sports COULD have been called if only master wordsmith Joe Buck would have had the call instead of those lame guys like Al Michaels and Howard Cosell.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Television , Sports , Good , Joe Buck
Great ... Now Michael Vick Is Hurting Horses
2007-10-26 20:18:00 STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Great , Michael , Michael Vick , Horses , Vick
Forbes Richest Athletes (aka People I Hate)
2007-10-26 19:55:00 Forbes recently came out with their list of the World's 25 Top-Earning Athletes . I'll give you three guesses who is #1? And no, it's not David Beckham. Although we wish it were. He is so dreamy.#1 Tiger Woods $100 millionRich, hot wife, best at his sport. God is jealous.#2 Oscar De La Hoya $43 millionRich, hot wife, dresses like a tranny. Satan is jealous.#3 Phil Mickelson $42.2 millionRich, hot wife, has man-boobs. Tom Cruise is jealous.#4 Kimi Raikkonen $40 million#5 Michael Schumacher $36 millionWhy is NASCAR the place to be again?#6 David Beckham $33 millionRich, alien/robot wife, hardly plays. I am jealous.#7 Kobe Bryant $32.9 million#8 Shaquille O'Neal $31.9 millionKobe finally beats Shaq.#9T Michael Jordan $31 millionI really need to get my kids more interested in basketball.#9T Ronaldhino $31 millionOr soccer.#11 Valentino Rossi $30 millionYeah, NASCAR, that's the place to race.#12 Alex Rodriguez $29.2 millionAnd he is supposed to make more next year?#13 Roger Federer $... More About: People , Hate , Forbes
I Think That Maybe This Guy Is Bitter
2007-10-26 18:48:00 We've all been there. Broken up with our girlfriend (the slut) and been really pissed off (bitch). So what's a guy to do? And what if she left a bunch of her crap at your abode? Do you return it to her personally? Do you have a friend do it? Or do you put it on eBay and totally say sh*t about her to the world?Option 3 (verbatim):The auction is for a Dell Latitude D600. 60GB HD, 1 GB memory, Dual Band Wi-Fi, Very light scratches on the top, Screen is scratch free and shows up crystal clear. She took good care of the laptop. It has all the newest updates, and comes with office, Roxio and other programs. Just an all around good laptop to have. I bought this as a gift for my ex.What is included in winning this auction is not only the laptop, but also everything else she left. Right now it is the laptop, the bag some cables, the power supply, some personal items, sunglasses, clothes and a book "the story of O". I will be cleaning my place this weekend so the bounty will grow.This is th... More About: Bitter
Good Stuff ...
2007-10-26 18:16:00 THE MAIN ATTRACTION: THE NIGHTMARE WAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND OTHER NFL MIDWAY MOVIES (Epic Carnival)All 32 NFL teams as movies. My favorite: the Atlanta Falcons are Cujo.Reardon Off the Hook (Babes Love Baseball)Former big league reliever turned unprofessional thief, Jeff Reardon, was released from court supervision Thursday.Shawn Chambers: The Worst Player in Sports Video Game History? (The FanHouse)He was amazingly was awarded a "one" overall rating in NHL '93.The Greatest Papelbon Story Ever Told (Roto-World)The Sox bullpen loves them some nudie pics.Introducing the Larry Holmes GrillMaster XL! (Cracked)"And you can take that to the LAKE!"Curt Schilling Pitches Himself into the Hall (Sports On My Mind)If postseason pitching is taken into account, Schilling is one of the greatest pitchers of all time.F*ck Boston, Part Deux (The Big Picture)Game 2 can go eat an a**hole.Best College Football Tailgates (CO-ED Magazine)Some consider the college football tailgate, a hobby - yet others,... More About: Stuff , Good , Good Stuff
Jimmy Kimmel Has Some Advice For Red Sox Nation
2007-10-26 17:32:00 Jimmy Kimmel had a PSA on his show the other night, which I am sure you have already seen, because doesn't everyone in America watch his show? No? Really? Hmmm. Well, you should really watch this, especially if you are a Red Sox fan. (Video courtesy Home Run Derby and Red Sox Monster who held a death-match to see who could get it in my Inbox first.)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Advice , Nation , Jimmy , Jimmy Kimmel
What 8-Year Old Doesn't Want Some Hot Wheels?
2007-10-26 17:13:00 Hell, I might go out and buy a few myself today after seeing this.(HT: College Humor)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Wheels , Year , Eels , Some
HOCKEY FIGHT!
2007-10-26 16:48:00 Zdeno Chara frightens me. Especially after this video in which he nearly decapitates David Koci. You know if there was a fight like this, say twice a period, I might watch hockey again. (Video courtesy Larry Brown Sports)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Hockey , Fight
Finally A Job For Me
2007-10-26 15:59:00 According to CO-ED Magazine, my calling has finally been answered. Durex is looking for condom testers.After logging on to their new website, all you have to do is fill out a one page form, click to send it in, and then wait to see if you’re one of the “1000 lucky men and lady folk” who will become “official Durex condom testers” and “get a bunch of free Durex products.”I hope they are well-stocked with EXTRA large and durable condoms, because I wouldn't want the company to go broke because of my skillz.On the plus side, these new condoms should work really well with my condom applying device.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Finally
Brady Quinn In A Trojans Jersey
2007-10-26 15:29:00 I'm not a gambling expert but even I knew that it was a pretty good chance he was going to lose a Notre Dame vs. USC bet. (Video courtesy Irish Trojan in Tennessee)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Trojans , Brady Quinn , Brady , Jersey , Roja
Sick Day
2007-10-25 17:43:00 Sorry, but I am not feeling up to snuff enough to post anymore today. This is really hard work, you know. Hopefully I will feel better tomorrow. Until then, click on over to EC where there will be new stuff all day to keep you from getting any work done. Later, peeps.Oh yeah, they are also going to be LIVE-BLOGGING THE WORLD SERIES TONIGHT, so check that out too.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Sick , K Day
The Constant Variety Of Sports: 16.7% Liar
2007-10-05 22:31:00 Marion Jones admits to doping (SI)"I want to apologize for all of this," the Post reported Jones saying in her letter, quoting a person who received a copy and read it to the paper. "I am sorry for disappointing you all in so many ways."Dynamo midfielder hit with nine-game suspension (AP)Houston Dynamo midfielder Ricardo Clark was suspended nine games by the MLS -- the longest in league history -- for violently kicking Carlos Ruiz on Sunday.Lowe's Speedway threatens to close (AP)The owner of Lowe's Motor Speedway threatened to shut down the track and open another one somewhere else after the city council derailed his plans to build a drag-racing strip at the site.More than 50 arrested in violence (SI)At least 13 were arrested when about 150 Rapid Vienna and Anderlecht fans clashed at the Westbahnhof train station in Vienna. No injuries were immediately reported, but police said brawling fans blocked two tramway lines and broken glass was strewn across one of Vienna's main shoppin... More About: Sports , Variety , Liar , Ports , The Con
Jaret Wright Is Turd Ferguson
2007-10-05 21:38:00 The Village Voice recently published what they claim to be the pseudonyms of the Yankees' players (and coaches) when they go on the road. Let's take a look, shall we?Pseudonym: Simon PhoenixReal name: Mike MussinaPseudonym: Bruce AlmightyReal name: Don MattinglyPseudonym: Austin PowersReal name: Ruben SierraPseudonym: Richard LongReal name: Bernie WilliamsPseudonym: Johnny DramaReal name: Derek JeterPseudonym: Turd Ferguson Real name: Jaret Wright Using the Ron Mexico alias creator, I came up with some more names for Yankees players (and coaches):Alex Rodriguez: Ricardo Palestine.Jorge Posada: Miguel Trinidad.Joe Torre: Chad Malta.Hideki Matsui: Hunk Montenegro.Carl Pavano: Rod Paraguay.Robinson Cano: Buster Hong Kong.Hideki got the best one, I think.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online
The Best Brawl In The History Of Sports
More articles from this author:2007-10-05 20:45:00 This puts the Miami - Florida International fight to shame. 56 players (58 if you go with the Herald's story) from Flanagan and Miramar high schools in Florida were suspended as a result of a bench-clearing brawl between the two football teams last Friday. (Videos)The players — 29 from Miramar and 27 from Flanagan — are facing suspensions of one to six weeks, according to school officials. It is thought to be the biggest mass suspension in Florida high school athletic history.These two teams are not going to have anyone left to play games.Flanagan, with a 2-1 record, have up to half of its 54 players facing suspension, has bought up 12 junior varsity players in preparation for its game tonight at Everglades (1-3). There are five weeks left in the regular season.So why did the fight occur in the first place?"I do not have a reason for why this happened," Flanagan coach Don Simon said after practice Thursday. "I couldn't tell you. This has never happened before in [my] 13 years ... More About: Sports , History , Brawl , Ports 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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