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It's playoff time, baby!
2008-04-18 18:44:00
With the NHL playoffs in full effect, below is the TSN Sportscentre top 10 playoff hits. Boo-yeah.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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F1 boss loves Nazi Orgies.....but who doesn't?
2008-04-11 18:42:00
A 90-second portion of a video showing Formula One boss Max Mosley taking part in S&M games with five prostitutes will be put on a British newspaper's website after Mosley lost an injunction bid Wednesday. The extract comes from a video which formed the basis for a News of the World story last month headlined: "F1 boss has sick Nazi orgy with 5 hookers" and prompted Mosley to launch a legal claim for breach of privacy.In the entire video, Mosley is with five women in an underground "torture chamber" in Chelsea, where he spent several hours allegedly indulging in sado-masochistic sex. The Oxford-educated former lawyer, who is president of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, re-enacted a concentration camp scene in which he played the role of both guard and inmate. Speaking in German and brandishing a leather whip, he beat the women after allowing himself to be subjected to a humiliating inspection for lice and an interrogation in chains. The News of the World said ...
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Sean Avery may pay for things
2008-04-02 10:20:00
According to the New York Daily News, Rangers hockey star Sean Avery 's name and private cell phone number are in the little black book of Manhattan madam Kristin Davis. Avery, 27, a trash-talking enforcer who has dated a string of models and actresses, is listed as a $500 client of brothel Maison de L'Amour. Avery denies ever calling that slut and speculated that an adversary used his name and number to book a $500 date through the Maison de L'Amour brothel. Avery said "I certainly have a lot of enemies," and may be considering a lawsuit against the Daily News, according to a 1erson who has spoken with him. "I do know that if I was to venture into one of these establishments, I wouldn't use my real name. I think that would be stating the obvious." Who really cares if he is paying for hot ass? He just plays hockey in New York state; it isn't like he is the governor. What I am most concerned bout is whether Avery is getting the best bang for his buck. If ass to mouth isn't o...
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Daly has his priorities straight
2008-03-16 14:41:00
John Daly has been cut loose by one of the game's best swing coaches, Butch Harmon, who said he was not going to waste his time with a two-time major champion who is more interested in drinking than working on his golf game. "My whole goal for him was he's got to show me golf is the most important thing in his life," Harmon said from his golf school in Las Vegas. "And the most important thing in his life is getting drunk."Daly, playing on a sponsor's exemption, last week, because he no longer has his full PGA Tour card, spent a 2 1/2-hour rain delay during Thursday's first round in a Hooters corporate tent behind the 17th green drinking beer, mingling with fans and signing autographs, including one on the back of a woman's pants. When play resumed, he had Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden caddy for him the rest of the day. Daly ended up with a 77. He followed that with an 80 in the second round to miss the cut.How could Harmon have expected a different result? Did he even...
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David Wells has company on the DL (Diabetes List)
2008-03-11 22:47:00
Looks like rehab didn’t come early enough in Dmitri Young’s career. And by rehab I mean going cold turkey on the Denny’s buffet. Young, who gained 55 lbs during the off season, showed up to camp weighing 300 lbs and announced he has Type 2 diabetes, the same affliction that Boomer Wells developed after a long career (drinking beer and eating wild animals)."I'll know when I'm in playing shape," Young was quoted as saying. "That's being able to run and not get gassed, not cramping up. Being able to do everything -- get down on a ground ball, slide, doing everything that's baseball-related and not being fatigued afterwards."This is a joke right? How can he expect to play baseball when he works up a full sweat putting on his batting helmet? Are the Nats serious about putting him out in the field? Granted he’d probably do a great job of eating up balls hit down the first base line.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Throwing Smoke Flashback - Jennifer Hedger
2008-03-08 15:39:00
For all sports fans in Canada, watching Sportscentre at night is a religion. Here is a 6 year old video of SC anchor, Jennifer Hedger , when she appeard on the reality show U8TV: The Lofters. Seeing this give me hope the fantasy I have every night. After announcing the Vancouver Canucks highlights, she will lean over and ram her tongue down Holly Horton's throat!Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Look for the return of the Smoke
2008-03-06 19:59:00
A lot of people in this world believe in divine intervention. We at the Smoke now count oursevles amongst them after we sent a letter to the Juice and received back an autographed photo. While he is busting his ass hunting for the real killers, we thought it was disgraceful that we were not hard at work bringing our special brand to the world. In the upcoming weeks, look for the return of Throwing Smoke!Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Message to our readers
2007-11-08 19:16:00
Due to work/family commitments, we're sorry to say that the blog will only be periodically updated at best going forward. These issues are keeping us busier than Graham James in the back of a 1985 Chevy with Theo Fleury. We thank all of our faithful readers over this past year. It has been a blast. Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Who're they doin
2007-11-07 14:50:00
Jeff Gordan may be in one hell of a chase for Nascar's title, but one race he did win was that to Ingrid Vandebosch's heart. Ingrid is a supermodel and occasional actress, but full time Nascar groupie. She won the Elite Look of the Year Award in 1990. Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.

McFadden rushes for SEC record
2007-11-06 10:15:00
Heisman Trophy candidate Darren McFadden ran for an SEC-record 323 yards Saturday night, helping Arkansas to a 48-36 win over No. 23 South Carolina. McFadden ran for a touchdown and also threw for one. "Darren McFadden gave it his all. He is like another Barry Sanders," said Razorbacks coach Houston Nutt, who was on the staff at Oklahoma State when Sanders on the Heisman in 1988. "The bigger the game, the better (McFadden) plays, and that is why he deserves the Heisman."Running that much in one game a lifetime for some players. To put this into perspective, McFadden ran only 4.8 miles less on Saturday than Ryan Shay did during the Olympic marathon qualifier.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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NFL Haiku Recap - Week 9
2007-11-05 11:27:00
49ers lose.Falcons win their second match.Game fit for the dogs---------------------------------Ocho on stretcherLynch rushes, passes for scoresBills at .500---------------------------------Lion s route BroncosDetoit are playoff bound?Cutler hurts his leg---------------------------------Young is back at itTitans win 6th of seasonCarr, pass to Smith dude.---------------------------------Pac k in ArrowheadFavre has now beat every teamWinning kills the pain---------------------------------Pete rson's record296 yards rushingVikings shock Chargers--------------------------------- Saints in contentionBrees lights up Jacksonville JagsLevies are holding---------------------------------J ets still blow johnson'sWashington comes from behindNot like Kobe does----------------------------------Buc s beat CardinalsWarner was interceptedOn last drive to tie----------------------------------Brow n's overtime winLewis rushed for four touchdownsShaun A looks washed up----------------------------------4th.. .
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Notre Dame is really bad
2007-11-05 10:19:00
The Fighting Irish's season hit a new low on Saturday when Navy finally beat Notre Dame 46-44 in triple overtime on Saturday. This ended the Fighting Irish's NCAA-record winning streak against the Midshipmen at 43 games. Roger Staubach was quarterback for the Midshipmen in 1963 when they beat Notre Dame 35-14. Since then, the Irish have had their way -- that is until Saturday. Only seven times during the streak the Midshipmen had chances to win in the fourth quarter only to be thwarted by bad luck, questionable calls or big plays by the IrishIt's a big win for our program. It's a big win for the academy," Navy coach Paul Johnson said. "I'm happy I don't have to answer anything else about the streak every time we play." This is a huge slap in the face for Notre Dame, during an already embarrassing year. Though still not as bad as being told by your girlfriend that her box is too sensitive to bang. Forever.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on...

Throwing Smoke Flashback - World Junior 1987 Brawl
2007-11-05 04:38:00
This is one of the best hockey brawls of all time. 1987 - World Junior Hockey Championship - Canada vs. USSR. While the Soviets were out of medal contention, Canada was playing for the gold medal, and were leading 4-2 at the time of the brawl. Even had they lost the game, they were assured at least the bronze medal.It began when Pavel Kostichkin took a two handed slash at Theoren Fleury. The Soviet Union's Evgeny Davydov came off the bench, eventually leading to both benches clearing. The officials, unable to break up the fight, walked off the ice and eventually tried shutting off the arena lights, but the brawl lasted for 20 minutes before the International Ice Hockey Federation declared the game null and void. A 35 minute emergency meeting resulting in the delegates voting 7-1 to disqualify both teams from the tournament, the sole dissenter being Canadian Dennis McDonald. Both teams were also banned from attending the players' banquet at the end of the tournament.Now that is o...
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Poet's Corner
2007-11-04 01:45:00
The wildfires were burning,And Zumaya's shoulder was churning.After a box fell on it.Will miss half the season, quite a bit.While off Guitar Hero 3 he will be learning.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Hingis loves coke
2007-11-02 13:08:00
Martina Hingis, a five-time Grand Slam champion revealed Thursday she tested positive for cocaine at Wimbledon and will retire for a second time rather than fight what she called a "horrendous" accusation. "I am frustrated and angry," the 27-year-old Hingis said at a news conference in Zurich, Switzerland, her voice breaking as she fought back tears. "I believe that I am absolutely, 100 percent innocent." She read a prepared statement ending with the vow, "I have never taken drugs," then left without taking questions.I don't know if Hingis did blow or not. What I do know is if that test gave a positive result for having a ton of rod in her yapper. Yeah. She's guilty.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Wolverines are thieves
2007-11-02 12:10:00
Michigan State football players SirDarean Adams, T.J. Williams and Jeremy Ware have been charged with unarmed robbery at a store. They were arraigned last week in District Court in Mason on a felony robbery charge, according to court records. Williams also was charged with misdemeanor assault and battery in the altercation on April 21.Isn't this what they call team building excercises? This is exactly like the Utah Jazz rape allegation. Exept they were armed. With 8-inch black pistols.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Weekly Poll Results
2007-11-01 20:03:00
In the midst of our 1 year celebration, our readers were asked which regular feature was enjoyed the most.To no one's surprise, 2/3 of our readers love our regular 'Who're they doin' feature. 22% loves the NFL Haiku recap while 11% loved them all.Thanks to all of you who voted. With the MLB finals over, check out our new poll as to which of the major sports finals sucked the most in 2007.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Kitna is a funny dude
2007-11-01 14:10:00
Detroit Lions quarterback Jon Kitna and his wife dressed up as a naked man and a fast-food drive-through attendant at a teammate's Halloween party, depicting an embarrassing moment for one of the team's assistant coaches. Now Kitna is getting some critisism about this joke. Kitna said he was just trying to have fun, but regrets the scrutiny the costumes created. "If I would've known this, I wouldn't have done it because I didn't want to try to bring attention to it," Kitna said Wednesday while surrounded by reporters and television cameras. Defensive line coach Joe Cullen was arrested last year and pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct and guilty to impaired driving after police said he was driving nude through a Wendy's drive-through lane, and a week later when they said he was driving under the influence of alcohol.This costume is killer, but not in the OJ kind of way. It could have been worse. At least Kitna didn't dress up as Korey Stringer and his wife as a cold g...
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Who're they doin'
2007-10-31 15:20:00
Florida Marlins player Aaron Boone may only be a career .260 hitter, but he made solid contact when he scored this hottie as his wife. Laura Cover was chosen as Playboy's Playmate of the Month in October, 1998 and has appeared in numerous Playboy videos. I am not sure what attracts bunnies to baseball players. Perhaps it is the tight pants, maybe it's the big paycheque. Whatever it is, if someone could bottle it to sell, men across the world would worship them.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.

Raptors fan is pissed
2007-10-31 15:06:00
A disgruntled Toronto Raptors fan who last year paid $120,000 for front-row seats "right next to the coach" has filed a million-dollar lawsuit against the basketball team's parent company after it said it would add a new row of courtside seats in front of his. Mark Michalkoff, president of the Toronto logistics company DLF Solutions Inc., paid a one time fee of $30,000 for a personal-seat license for two "unobstructed VIP seats" to Raptors games. His season tickets, which are sandwiched between the press row and the Raptors' team bench, cost another $90,000. According to the statement of claim, if DLF wanted similar unobstructed seats this year, it would now have to pay $1,650 per seat per game, compared with $915 last year, an 80 per cent increase. Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment Ltd. recently informed Michalkoff that the company is adding six "team seats" in front of his front-row VIP seats. DLF, which sells and manages company gift card and other incentive programs, has ...
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NFL sued over Pacman
2007-10-30 15:22:00
Mere weeks after claiming he’s earned the right to be re-instated to the NFL, Pacman Jones, the Tennessee Titans, and the NFL have been slapped with a civil suit by the bouncer who was paralyzed after the strip club melee involving Jones.The bouncer told reporters he holds the NFL responsible for his injuries because he believed they ignored Jones' previous run-ins with police. “If Jones had been disciplined earlier, more likely than not, he would not have been invited as NFL player Pacman Jones to the club.”The NFL and the Titans said they would fight the lawsuit. “We strongly disagree with any claims against the NFL and the Titans and will respond appropriately to the court," NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said. State law protects employers from injury caused by an employee's intentional conduct if the employee is on his own time.I’m still amazed that no one has figured out who actually shot up the club that night. We know Pacman didn’t do it, but we all know he knows who...
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Molitor defends title
2007-10-30 14:25:00
The Canadian Kid, Steve Molitor defended his International Boxing Federation junior featherweight championship on Saturday night at Casino Rama with a unanimous 12 round decision over Thailand's Fushang 3K Battery. Battery, formely known as Narongrit Pirang changed his name to promote a sponsor of an Asian company. No matter how much money they give me, I don't want to go around with a name of a freaking car battery company on my passport. This is the most inane name in sports since Frank White.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Boston wins another title
2007-10-29 15:11:00
The Boston Red Sox swept the Colorado Rockies to win the World Series with a 4-3 win over the Colorado Rockies. This is their second title in the last 4 years, after they ended an 86 year draught by beating the St. Louis Cardinals in 2004. ''It doesn't get old,'' manager Terry Francona said. I feel bad for the Rockies. They were clearly the hottest team in baseball going into the championship, but 9 days without action before the finals easily killed any of their mojo. I hope Michael Vick is taking notice. Because over a year without action will surely make his dick fall off end his NFL career.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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NFL Haiku Recap - Week 8
2007-10-29 12:23:00
Lions get fifth winGriese looking like Grossman4 interceptions---------------------------B engals lose againSteelers hand them their fifth lossPitt. Super Bowl bound?---------------------------Titans beat RaidersYoung - 42 yards passingDouble his IQ---------------------------Charge over TexansHuard took beating againS.D's on fire---------------------------Buffalo wins thirdLosman in for hurt EdwardsWho will start next week?---------------------------New England rapes Skins52 more points this weekScore more than Wilt did---------------------------Rams lose their eight gameJackson is hurt yet again.Blew lead to the Browns---------------------------Londay rainy dayGiants win muddy match upDolphins still winless---------------------------Eagles and McNabbOver the hapless VikingsDubbed the Who-Cares Bowl---------------------------Manning leads his Coltsin crushing the Panthers teamBeats Unitas mark---------------------------Jeff throws his first picksAs his Bucs are nipped by JagsJackson...
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Throwing Smoke Flashback - Kirk Gibson
2007-10-28 20:19:00
With the World Series nearing an end, what better way to celebrate another baseball season then with one of the greatest moments the game has seen. A crippled Kirk Gibson against the filthiest closer in the game at the time, Dennis Eckersley.This is kind of funny, but eventually they get to the dinger.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Poet's Corner
2007-10-27 21:55:00
The NFL makes another bad decisionBy keeping the Chargers game in S.D.With fires still burning,and people losing homes who had to fleeWhat this tell is usThe Saints will be suiting up in the Superdome,Even if a hurricane hits on Saturday And let the homeless and hungry blacks aimlessly roam.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Keon has firepower
2007-10-26 20:44:00
Former NBA player, Keon Clark who was wanted on drug and weapons charges in Illinois was arrested Thursday when U.S. marshals stopped him aboard a commercial bus heading out of Houston. Clark was originally scheduled for trial in August 2006 in Vermilion County in Illinois for possession of marijuana, two counts of possession of a controlled substance and two counts of firearm possession. He also is facing charges of driving with a suspended license, operating an uninsured motor vehicle and DUI.If it wasn't for Clark being an ex-Raptor, I would have no idea who the hell he was. The reality is this rap sheet reads like the majority of other professional athlete thugs. Only without the bruised skank. Or the precipitation.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.

Ram smacks wife, gets released
2007-10-26 15:32:00
The St. Louis Rams released offensive guard Claude Terrell after he was arrested early Tuesday and charged with assaulting his wife at a suburban Houston hotel. Police in the Houston suburb of Webster said they found a woman with "obvious signs of physical injury" after responding to a disturbance at a Hampton Inn. The woman said she was Terrell's wife and told police he had assaulted her. The 6-foot-2, 330-pound Terrell was found at a nearby hotel, where he was arrested and charged with assault-family violence, a class A misdemeanor, police said. Terrell was on probation from a 2006 assault charge of causing bodily injury to a family member, according to court records. He was given a $1,000 fine and two years of probation for that charge in February.With all of the wife beating going on in pro-sports lately, you would think they have an incentive clause worked into their contracts. When you breed athletes to play violent games, how can you expect to turn that off when they leave t...
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Happy Birthday To Us!!!!!!!
2007-10-25 15:48:00
Throwing Smoke is 1 year old! We would love to thank all of our faithful readers. Without the increased support you all have given us over the past 5 months, we wouldn't still be around a year later.Below, we will highlight some of our most popular posts as well as our own personal favourites.Most viewed posts:1. Brazillian soccer hottie Ana Paula Oliveira Playboy Pictures2. Alex Rodriguez and his cheating ways3. Amanda Beard's Playboy pictures4. Allison Stokke looking smoking hot5. Michael Vick sponsorship issues6. Shaq's Big ChallengeOur favourite posts:- FloJo snubbed!- Bulgarian soccer player loves box - Maradona is a fat pig- John Amaechi comes out- Utah Jazz rape fiasco- GSK Phoenix of the Sussex soccer prank- More trouble for Tyson- Isiah loses his court case- Paul Tracy can't driveWe hope all of you all have enjoyed reading the blog. We will see how long it will continue!Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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Weekly Poll Results
2007-10-25 07:59:00
When Throwing Smoke readers were asked if expansion out of North America would work:- 44% said no way, the players can't handle all that travel- 33% thought the one game a year was good- 23% think only the NHL would work outside of this continent.Thanks to all of you who voted. Check out our new poll about what regular feature you have enjoyed about our website over the first year.Throwing Smoke - Bringing Real Justice since 2006. Smack is always on the menu, yo.
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