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Gregg Zaun's Quotes Provided By... Gregg Zaun
2007-10-31 04:35:00 Holy fuck, Rogers is seriously grooming Gregg Zaun to be talking head when his career is over, and you know what? Why the fuck wouldn't they? Zaunner is awesomer than two boners in an hour.... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Quotes , Ovid
Ricciardi: Good GM, Bad Robot?
2007-10-31 02:40:00 This morning the Star was quick to move into off-season mode, printing a couple of articles based on comments being made by JP Ricciardi. The second one, on the Jays' total lack of interest in A-Rod,... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Robot , Good
You can stop worrying
2007-10-30 18:25:00 I know you must've all have gotten little sleep after I posed the question yesterday: Would you or could you root for the Jays and A-Rod if he were to be signed by the Jays? While I never believed... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Stop
Inaugural Season Retrospective, Part 5: July
2007-10-30 07:14:00 OK, so the retrospective posts for the last couple of months have maybe got a bit ridiculously big. We've tried to scale back a bit for this installment, just to prove that we're secure enough to... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Season , Part , July , Inaugural , Retrospective
Jays Avoid Bad Case of Renteria
2007-10-30 02:12:00 Wait a second, so do the Tigers like players with stupid names or not? I'm confused. I mean, they managed to rid themselves of such ridiculousness as Gorkys Hernandez and Jair Jurrjens, but now they... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Case , Avoid
This says it best
2007-10-29 21:04:00 I've been wanting to express in words how I feel about last night and the World Series atrocity in general. But Stoeten summed up my feelings about Boston quite nicely and really, I could never do it... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East.
Extreme Brevity: Chairman Of the Board
2007-10-29 19:33:00 The AP is reporting that the Baseball Writers Association of America, at its annual World Series meeting, has appointed Bob Elliott of the Toronto Sun to its board of directors. The appointed some... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Extreme , Board , Chairman , Irma
If it happened, could you? Would you?
2007-10-29 15:06:00 As Stoeten already noted (you heard it here first!), Dickhead isn't going to stay with the Yankess. And nobody gives a fuck. Although I was honestly a bit suprised, and with the consensus among... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East.
It's Finally Over! ... and Other Thoughts
2007-10-29 08:55:00 The 2007 Major League season-- and it's excruciatingly boring playoffs-- finally ended tonight after an anti-climactic game four victory by the Boston Red Sox, who I guess are pretty good. I really... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Thoughts , Finally
PMoD Y2K8
2007-10-27 00:04:00 While some may refer to my lifestyle by using such words as "waste," "squalor" or "playboy manchild," I truly love the life I lead. Seldom does a day go by in which I fail to impress myself. ... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East.
Sportsnet Connected: Worse music taste than Overbay
2007-10-26 22:34:00 Hey everyone, you been enjoying the World Series? No? Me neither. How the fuck can you when the Red Sox are up 2-0 and you have to endure Papelbon fist pumping like a smug mutherfucker? But I know... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Music , Taste , Sportsnet , Connected
Godfrey Watch and DJF in the Media
2007-10-26 21:30:00 I'm a little late on this one because, frankly, a token denial from Rogers amounts to piss all here, but to follow up on a story from last week that for some reason we were one of the first of a... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Media , Watch , The Media , Frey
Inaugural Season Retrospective, Part 4: June
2007-10-26 03:15:00 With each successive part of this retrospective series it's becoming seriously fucking clear why we didn't try to squeeze it all into a single post, eh? Clearly, we love our own brand, but you know... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: June , Season , Part , Inaugural , Retrospective
What the Hell?
2007-10-25 21:13:00 OK, is Richard Griffin fucking with my mind? I wouldn't put it past him, and naturally I would understand that he might get a little bit of satisfaction out of making me look like a tard (though I... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Hell
Inaugural Season Retrospective, Part 3: May
2007-10-25 02:08:00 May was the month where this site really came of age. Perhaps not surprisingly, it was also the beginning of the end for the season, as the Jays began the month losing nine games straight. You'll... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Season , Part , Part 3 , Inaugural , Retrospective
Inaugural Season Retrospective, Part 2: April
2007-10-24 00:54:00 As mentioned yesterday, lately we've been sifting through the archives to give some of these posts one last chance to resonate with somebody before they're left to rot away in cyberspace forever (and... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: April , Season , Part , Inaugural , Retrospective
Drunk Jays give back to the working man
2007-10-23 21:17:00 Folks, it's been a long season (how many times have I said that?) and it's an even longer wait till next season. I was feeling kinda guilty at work today as I was playing "RBI Baseball 2" on my... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Drunk , Back , Give , Working
Godfrey Out as CEO? Rumours and Innuendo From the Friday Roundtable
2007-10-20 01:06:00 Bob McCown reported in the final segment of this afternoon's Prime Time Sports that his sources tell him Rogers has hired a "headhunting" firm that will seek out someone qualified to fill the... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Friday , Rumours , Nuendo , Frey
Stop the fucking presses!
2007-10-19 18:50:00 Folks, it's rare that we hear any good news about the Toronto Blue Jays around this time of year. Shit, it's rare that we hear any news at all. But on Wednesday, the Jays promoted player development... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Stop , Fucking
Off-Season News, Notes and Thoughts III
2007-10-16 20:57:00 Contrary to Parkes's assertion, we may very well be as lazy as we seem. Or at least as drunk-- or maybe that's just me. At any rate, I figured it was about time I checked back in with some off-season... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: News , Thoughts , Season , Notes , Off Season
We're Not Really As Lazy As We Seem
2007-10-12 22:58:00 I know what you're thinking. Parkes and Stoeten have gone on another bender and the only way I'll ever be able to hear their opinion again is to go to The Rhino on Queen Street to watch a baseball... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Ally , Lazy
Denbo 3
2007-10-11 04:50:00 Before we get to Denbo I need to back up for a second here (and not just to admire the awesomest, most seamless Photoshop job ever). Uhhh... did JP call Jeter and Posada to discuss his hitting... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East.
Losin' It
2007-10-10 20:05:00 Obviously, Richard Griffin is losing it, which may erroneously suggest he ever had it. The picture on the left is of a different Richard Griffin and even though his single mother didn't pay him a... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East.
Not Quite In Time
2007-10-10 19:06:00 If only Troy Glaus had seen this commercial in time and purchased a case of Powerthirst while rehabbing from injuries instead of all those steroids from that internet company. Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Time
Denbo First Blood Part Two
2007-10-09 21:05:00 To expand a little bit on-- and to swear more in acknowledgement of-- what Parkes mentioned earlier about the new hitting coach: thank fucking fuck the Jays have brought in a guy from the Yankee... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Blood , Part , First Blood
Denbo Takes Toronto
2007-10-09 17:01:00 Jeff Blair from the Globe and Mail is reporting this morning that Gary Denbo, a former Yankees hitting coach, will be announced as the Blue Jays new hitting coach. Denbo has spent time instructing... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East.
The Patron Baseball Saint Of Thanksgiving
2007-10-08 17:00:00 Happy Canadian Thanksgiving ! In Canada, Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on your fantasy baseball teams from the previous season and pray that you'll never pick Jimmy Gobble from the free agent... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Baseball , Saint , Patron , Hank
2008 Home Schedule
2007-10-05 21:40:00 I didn't realize just how pathetic I was until a minute ago when I discovered that the Jays tentative home schedule was released today and my heart started beating faster than if Joanna Krupa had... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Home , Schedule , 2008
Off-Season News, Notes and Thoughts Part II
2007-10-05 20:35:00 Life has been busy this week and I haven't been able to catch nearly as much of the playoffs as I would have liked. However, I did manage to catch a little bit last night, but basically had to turn... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: News , Thoughts , Season , Notes , Part
How The World Still Dearly Loves A List
More articles from this author:2007-10-05 18:01:00 Aside from a YouTube clip, nothing screams "mailing it in" quite like a list. However, over the last week, as I've tried to come to grips with the fact that something I've dedicated so much of my... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: World , List , The World , Earl , A list 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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