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Rays' Pitching Coach Wins MLB's Most White Trash Story of the Year Award on
2007-10-04 22:00:00 I don't know how many of you out there are actually in the city of Toronto, or any major city, but if you are, you probably understand being washed over with feelings of dread and impending doom when... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Story , White , Coach , Award , Rays
The Unnecessary Post About Hearing a Guy Mention Kevin Elster
2007-10-04 07:50:00 I have no fucking idea what context it was in, but I shit you not, I was just riding my bike through Trinity Bellwoods and as I passed a couple on a park bench the one little snippet of conversation... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Post , Kevin , Hearing
The Season May Be Over, But Richard Griffin's Career Isn't
2007-10-04 01:44:00 Holy fuck, what a douche. I realize that a lot of people are aware of the complete fucking uselessness of this fuck, but good Christ... today's mailbag was a train wreck. Truth be told, at first I... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Season , Career , Richard , Char
The First Wind of the Bastard Winter Blows: Off Season News, Notes, and Tho
2007-10-02 20:23:00 Fuck... I'm a little hung here. At least, I think I am. It could just be the Taco Bell that I dominated last night on my way down to the Rhino (which, now that Parkes has validated my suspicions that... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: News , Winter , Wind , Season , Notes
Obligatory Update
2007-10-02 07:34:00 Parkes and I just got back from watching a fucking instant classic of a ballgame between the Padres and Rockies, and even though the right team won it still feels hollow-- mostly because Holliday... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Update , Gato
Friday Afternoon Linkin Park
2007-09-28 16:53:00 I know it's been a while since I said something disparaging about Linkin Park and that's really because my life seems to be going pretty good right now and the anger that usually resides in the... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Friday , Afternoon
It's the Who's to Blame Game!
2007-09-28 15:27:00 Shit, it's been a while. Basically, I went through a pretty intense Drunkenness of Noah the past two months and I never thought I was going to get out of it. Shit, I couldn't even write about the... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Game , Blame Game , Blame
Goat Gate - Day Two
2007-09-28 02:21:00 JP Ricciardi has long realized that he should only speak when he has something to gain. Yes, he does go through the excruciatingly dull motions of taking calls from fans, but he has a rather obvious... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Gate
Mickey Brantley Is A Yankee
2007-09-27 19:46:00 To steal a joke from our long time reader, anonymous: While no formal announcement has been made, photographic evidence suggests that Mickey Brantley has already signed on to coach with the... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East.
Happy Trails
2007-09-27 18:11:00 As we wait for the finale on Sunday afternoon, last night's 8-5 Blue Jays victory over the Baltimore Orioles offered up a selection of final appetizers to get us primed for the big day. Doc On... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Happy , Trails , TRAI , Trail
Fleetwood Mac's Best Album
2007-09-27 17:09:00 Rumours are circulating that Mickey Brantley's dismissal won't be the only change the Jays are making at the end of the season. The Canadian Press is reporting that Brian Butterfield will take over... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Album , Fleetwood Mac , Fleet , Leet
Brantley "Can't Fix Broken Hands", Gets Fired
2007-09-26 22:34:00 I pined for much of the summer to see the Jays' hitting coach get canned-- not because I necessarily thought that he was a terrible coach, but mostly because I thought that a fresh set of eyes was... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Hands , Fired , Broken
Pick Your Battles
2007-09-17 19:37:00 It's one thing to take on the most powerful man in the world, but now it seems that Rogers Centre and Delaware North Sportservice are also fighting the endorsement of the most powerful organization... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Pick , Battles
Crowd Surfing
2007-09-17 18:36:00 Over the weekend series against Baltimore, I was too busy either drowning in misery or beer (and sometimes both) to notice anything of particular amusement going on the stands at Rogers... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Surfing , Crowd
Fountains Of Waning Interest
2007-09-17 18:04:00 As this season of misery continues tonight against Boston, I'd like to announce my complete lack of interest in going to tonight's game, or really any game for the rest of the season (other than the... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Interest , Eres
In Defense of Gord Kirke: A Brief Response to the Primetime Roundtable
2007-09-15 00:11:00 I don't know if anybody was listening to the 5:20-5:40 segment of the Fan's Prim etime Sports today, but there was some heated discussion over the direction of the Jays and whether Ricciardi and... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Defense , Rime , Brief
You Know You're Full of Shit When...: My View From Having Written Something
2007-09-14 20:38:00 Two quick things before I address something very important to us all. For starters, that is why people have to stop with the "trade AJ" garbage every time he gets hurt. Secondly, I just heard Nick... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: View , Shit , Full , Written , Some
Jays Win; Interest Still Wanes
2007-09-14 18:36:00 The Blue Jays ended their five game losing streak in heroic fashion last night with a bottom of the ninth, run-scoring single by Frank Thomas, who also knocked in the team's only other run in a 2-1... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Interest , Eres
Lord, I Was Born a Ramblin' Man
2007-09-14 01:23:00 The Jays now seem to have about the same level of enthusiasm for their season as, well... I do. Not that it was ever going to be easy to win a meaningless game against a team with a whole lot to... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Lord
Crowd Surfing
2007-09-12 16:43:00 Since this latest losing streak started, I've felt sick any time I go to write about the Blue Jays. It's sorta like at that point in a relationship just before the break up comes and you can barely... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Surfing , Crowd
The Obligatory Troy Glaus Steroids Post
2007-09-11 22:17:00 So the steroid controversy has finally touched Toronto. Well... that is, if we don't count Roger Clemens, Brad Fullmer, Jose Canseco, Billy Koch, Shawn Green, Raul Mondesi, Tony Batista, Benito... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Post , Steroids , Troy , Troy Glaus , Tory
John McDonald Re-Elected The Prime Minister of Defence
2007-09-11 19:03:00 As mentioned by Stoeten during last night's horribly disappointing makeup game between the Jays and Tigers, John McDonald signed a two-year contract worth $3.8 million. Here are several of the... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Prime Minister , Defence , Minister , Prime
Mid-Game Tidbits
2007-09-11 02:26:00 Return of the Mac! Tonight... I believe it was in the second inning... Alan Ashby did a magical thing... Alan Ashby gave us all boners... But I know what you're thinking, and no... it had nothing to... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Game , Tidbits
Because I have nothing else to say
2007-09-10 15:13:00 I'll admit that I lead a pretty sad existence. I go into work and for about 99% of the time, I do absolutely nothing but "surf the net." While the unlimited time on my hands could afford me to make... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East.
Friday Afternoon Linkin Park
2007-09-07 18:42:00 Whenever situations get really bad, like when you accidentally pass the salt instead of the pepper on a dinner date and then you realize that your date is actually your cousin and she's a he and he... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Linkin Park , Park , Friday , Afternoon , Linkin
Parkes On Off Days
2007-09-07 17:59:00 You know how whenever a community centre gets built in a disadvantaged neighbourhood, they always say something like "this centre will keep our kids off the streets." Then they plough through all... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Days
A Round Tripper Through Toronto's Mediaville
2007-09-06 16:30:00 After last night's victory, there are a bunch of feel good game summaries with headlines like All's Well That Ends Wells, because that never gets tired. Over at the Toronto Sun, Mike Rutsey writes... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Round , Ville , Ripper
Jays Talk Review: An Ode To Wilner
2007-09-06 16:09:00 I usually leave the fawning over radio host Mike Wilner to Stoeten, but while that pussy (cat) is away, Parkes will play. Wilner’s post game radio show Jays Talk has become as much a part of Blue... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Review
Finally!
2007-09-06 13:38:00 I know the parallel has been drawn many times before, but seriously, the Toronto Blue Jays are the worst girlfriend that a guy could possibly ask for. They're the type of team that leaves you... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. More About: Finally , Fina , Ally
Gone Fishin'...
More articles from this author:2007-09-05 22:48:00 Hello folks, Stoeten here. You may have already noticed, but I'm not in town this week, nor do I have internet access (in fact, I am posting this using only my mind-- hmmm...I wonder if it's... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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