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Cubs SS Castro accused of sexual assault (AP)
2012-01-07 00:28:00 Chicago police are investigating an allegation that Cubs shortstop Starlin Castro sexually assaulted a woman last fall. The 21-year-old Castro has not been charged with a crime, and police otherwise declined comment. “It’s an ongoing investigation,” Officer John Mirabelli said Friday. Castro was unavailable for comment, but his attorneys said the allegation is false.
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Ryan Brunn Arrested For Assault On 7-Year Old Jorelys Rivera
2011-12-08 02:52:00 Reports are that 7-year old Jorelys Rivera was sexually assaulted by 20-year-old Ryan Brunn in Canton, Georgia – he’s a maintenance worker at the apartment complex where she and her family lived. According to CNN.com, Ryan Brunn was arrested today after law enforcement it was based on a comment Brunn made to neighbor Heather Johnson-Coker (Read More...)
Teenager charged with battery in videotaped assault of homeless man on CTA
2011-11-26 16:10:00 The star of a homemade video that depicts him punching out a defenseless homeless man now finds himself in jail for the holidays. Scotty Strahan, 18, of Chicago turned himself in to police earlier this week and was charged with two counts of aggravated battery. his bond was set Thursday at $10.000, according to a... Read more »
Bialek Fired From NRA For False Accusations Of Sexual Assault
2011-11-09 17:32:00 Bialek Fired From NRA For False Accusations Of Sexual Assault ?She was fired from her job, and her boyfriend suggested she contact Cain in hopes he could help her find employment.?. In this particular incident she was fired for falsely accusing her boss of sexual harassment, a charge denied by co-workers, as well as being ...
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Real World?s Tonya Cooley Claims Sexual Assault By Castmates
2011-10-30 14:59:00 ?The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins? star, Tonya Cooley, accused some of her male co-stars of sexually abuse in a new lawsuit against MTV, Bunim/Murray Productions, and male cast members, Kenneth Santucci and Evan Starkman. “Real World” Star Kevin Dunn Arrested For DUI (Mugshot) Tonya claims the production offered them large quantities of alcohol ...
Vinnie Moore: Metal Assault interview
2011-10-04 22:50:00 UFO: Interview With Vinnie Moore by Metalassault on Mixcloud
John Petrucci: metal assault interview
2011-09-29 01:45:00 Interview with John Petrucci from Dream Theater - September 25th 2011
Devin Townsend: interviewed by Metal Assault
2011-06-27 19:49:00 Devin Townsend interviewed by Metal Assault - June 24th 2011
Herman Cain: Obama's NLRB 'A Direct Assault on the Free Market Sy
2011-06-16 16:00:00 -By Warner Todd Huston Presidential candidate Herman Cain (R) recently spoke with FOX Business Network's (FBN) Neil Cavuto about the dispute between the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) and Boeing and its impact on the United States economy. Cain said what the NLRB is trying to do keeping Boeing out of Charleston is "a direct assault on the free market system" and he hopes Boeing will "fight it all the way to the Supreme Court if that's what they have to do." Cain went on to say it is "uncertainty" that is preventing the U.S. economy from adding jobs in the "private sector" which must be "the engine" for economic growth and it is issues like the NLRB/Boeing dispute that...
Huntsman Says He'd Support an Assault Weapons Ban... Until He Won&apos
2011-06-09 19:30:00 <b>-By Warner Todd Huston</b>On Wednesday afternoon's Hugh Hewitt radio show GOP hopeful <a href="http://www.hughhewitt.com-/blog/g/33ebc5de-52b3-400b-9769--12091529bc52">Jon Huntsman said that he'd support an assault weapons ban</a> and would not support the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), the latter because he supports civil unions. Hours later the Huntsman campaign reversed its candidate's statement saying he misunderstood the question. He would veto an assault weapons ban, they claimed.First of all, here is exactly what Huntsman said when host Hewitt asked if he'd veto an assault weapons ban if he were president: "I would not veto an assault weapons ban." That seems pretty clear, no?...Read the rest at <a href="http://www.rightpundits.c-om/?p=8737">RightPundits.com-</a>...
Dave Reffett: metal assault interview
2011-06-07 01:45:00 Metal Assault?s Aniruddh "Andrew" Bansal recently conducted an interview with SHREDDING THE ENVELOPE guitarist Dave Reffett for the first ever episode of the Metal Assault Podcast. It's a two hour show featuring music, interviews, and more
Vinnie Vincent: Arrested for Assault
2011-05-26 22:57:00 Vinnie Vincent (real name Vincent John Cusano) has been arrested on suspicion of assault. Cusano, 58, was charged with one count of aggravated assault on Saturday after his wife Diane accused him of hitting her in the face, throwing her to the ground, and dragging her through broken glass following an argument. Vinnie Vincent - Arrested - Assault - News report
How to handle a woman who theatens you with assault on the CTA
2011-05-24 14:00:00 On Monday I shared tips on "What to do if you have problems with mentally ill, homeless on the CTA." Now I realize I should have covered what to do if a belligerent woman gets in your face and threatens to assault you.That's what a guy on the Red Line faced earlier this year. I have to give him credit for holding his ground. The woman earlier in the ride had harassed another guy into letting her use his cell phone. Then she apparently got agitated because the train was going too slow. So, do we blame her or the slow zones? I'll go with blaming her on this one.Listen closely to what she says to this guy. What would...
Misha Mansoor: metal assault interview
2011-05-05 01:21:00 Misha Mansoor From Periphery: In-Depth Interview by Metalassault on Mixcloud
Ron Thal: metal assault interview
2011-04-30 17:13:00 Andrew: When the full length eventually comes about, how do you think it'll compare to the previous release "Abnormal"? Ron: I don't know what it's going to sound like in the end. It's hard to say. Hopefully it'll be as good or better, and not worse (laughs). But as far as what kind of music it'll be, jazz, death metal or whatever else, I have no idea. Whatever is going to come out, will come out and I just go by where my life is at that point. Andrew: Is "Invisible" a digital-only release or will you be putting out a physical release as well? Ron: If I do anything of that sort, it'll be at the end of the year as a kind of 2011 CD. But so far everything is just 0s and 1s, just the digital shit, that's it (laughs). Andrew: The reason why I asked is because I think the artwork is great, and I would love to see it being released on a 7-inch or something, for people to be able to get a hold of it. Ron: Yeah, the art totally kicks ass. There's this guy in Australia, he's l...
Sexual Assault Awarness Month Comes to a Close: Conclusions?
2011-04-29 22:40:00 This past January, a Toronto police officer told a group of citizens that the key to women avoiding sexual assault was to not dress like "sluts." The remark sparked justified outrage; Slutwalk Toronto was born, and on April 3, over 1000 protesters took to the street to spread the message that "being assaulted isn't about what you wear...but using a pejorative term to rationalize inexcusable behaviour creates an environment in which it's okay to blame the victim."
Sexual Assault Awarness Month Interview Series
2011-04-01 21:40:00 Today is the first day of Sexual Assault Awareness Month; 10 years later, the statistics are still shocking. Throughout the month of April, I'll be featuring Q&A's with activists, survivors, organizations and other change-makers who are making a difference.
Freedom Rider: Wisconsin Assault on Workers | Black Agenda Report
2011-02-25 06:47:00 [From: Black Agenda Report ] Only two years after the party supported by most of organized labor won a decisive national election, the Republicans are on the verge of crushing union power once and for all. But, the White House seems singularly uninvolved. “President Obama, who like all Democrats depends on labor unions to mobilize ...
Lefties Trying Preemptive Assault on Texas True The Vote Event
2011-01-27 18:00:00 -By Warner Todd Huston The left-wing website Talking Points Memo (known as TPM) is worried that the Tea Party-backed True The Vote effort in Harris County, Texas -- home of the City of Houston -- is going to successfully enlist Texans to join an effort to "true the vote" by battling vote fraud. Because of this fear, TPM has been trying to undermine the event with several left-slanted blog posts. TPMs latest posting is artful for its vague accusations and spin, but it is short on any actual proof of the nefarious goals that the left-wing site is trying to ascribe to the True The Vote National Summit, coming up on March 25 and 26. Read closely TPM's post...
Tech Crunch Breaks, then Later Pulls Story of Tech Writer?s Sexual Assault
2011-01-22 06:24:00 A friend of mine, Mark Carras of RockMyMonkey.com, sent me a message last night alerting me to a story that Tech Crunch had published about Google technical writer Noirin Shirley taking to her personal blog to speak out about sexual assault she endured at the hand of Twitter engineer Florian Leibert, at a post-conference party ...
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Alex Skolnick: Metal Assault interview NAMM 2011
2011-01-13 19:46:00 http://metalassault.com :- Alex Skolnick from Testament and the Alex Skolnick Trio interviewed on day 1 of NAMM 2011 at the Anaheim Convention Center in Anaheim CA on January 12th 2011. Interview by Aniruddh Andrew Bansal and video by Tyler Crooks for Metal Assault. In this interview, Alex talks about the new AmpKit guitar app for the iPad, iPhone and iPod Touch, his signature Heritage guitar, other products he's promoting, the computer and music world coming together, the upcoming Alex Skolnick Trio album, plans for the next Testament record, and the possibility of collaborating with Devin Townsend. Alex Skolnick interviewed by Metal Assault at NAMM 2011 - Jan 12th 2011
Glen Drover: metal assault interview
2011-01-13 19:44:00 Interview With Glen Drover by Metalassault on Mixcloud
Neighborhood Fail: Witnesses help woman get away from possible assault
2010-11-17 00:20:00 The police get the report first; RedEye is not far behind. Witnesses help woman get away from possible assault Nov. 9, 6:30 p.m. A 24-year old female resident was followed around her home by a 38-year old male suspect who told her to "shut up" and "keep walking," according to reports. She reported to police she thought he had a weapon in his pockets. The suspect fled after she cried out to two male witnesses on Pine Grove Avenue. The suspect was later apprehended and arrested by police. 2 car fires in Boystown under investigation Nov. 11, 4 a.m. Police and fire officials responded to a white Honda Civic belonging to a 51-year old male, on fire at Roscoe Street...
Yngwie Malmsteen: metal assault audio interview
2010-11-09 22:28:00 In this interview, Yngwie talks to me about the new album 'Relentless' in detail, working with people like Tim "Ripper" Owens, Derek Sherinian and Roy Z, song titles, his playing style on the album, having his own label, the previous US tour, honors like the Hollywood Rock Walk induction and being one of Time Magazine's 10 greatest electric guitar players, the importance of being good at both acoustic and electric guitars, an award named after him, and NAMM. Duration: 13 minutes & 51 seconds
Neighborhood Fail: Assault with a baseball bat near Wrigley Field
2010-09-27 21:40:00 The police get the report first; RedEye is not far behind. Assault with a baseball batSept. 19, 3 a.m.A 29 year-old male reported that he was struck with a baseball bat near Addison Street and Reta Avenue. He told police that he got into an argument with the two unknown offenders while he was on the phone with his wife. He reported that he did not remember the reason for the argument because of intoxication. He was in the hospital at the time of the report. No arrests.GET MORE REPORTS FROM THE WEEK AFTER THE JUMP ......
Tell Obama and Congress to Halt The Assault on Small Business
2010-09-03 15:00:00 From the folks at the Free Enterprise Alliance, a group of free market advocates backed by the construction industry. Appearing on televisions in places near and far, ABC's Free Enterprise Alliance this week will launch a new ad asking travelers to look around, find a representative, and tell them to Halt The Assault on free enterprise, small business, and jobs. The FEA says they've booked time at on CNN's Airport network, so this ad will appear right where our Congressmen are going to be as they make their way home for the holiday! From the group's About Us page: At the heart of the Free Enterprise Alliance's mission is the belief that while we need government for common sense regulations,...
Vinnie Moore: metal assault interview
2010-08-22 02:08:00 Andrew: You were talking about doing another record. So have you had a chance to work on any new material in the past 12 months? Vinnie: I'm a guy that's always writing and working on new songs, so I always have some stuff laying around. We're about to get started on that, on making another record. Andrew: UFO has been a band that has influenced so many great bands, most notably Iron Maiden. Kirk Hammett of Metallica is a huge fan too. How does it feel, playing in such a band? Vinnie: I was one of the guys that they influenced too. When I grew up, I was a big UFO fan and had a few of their records. I used to sit in my bedroom and play guitar with their music and never even for a second imagined that one day I would be playing with them (laughs), so it's a little bit surreal. I agree with everybody else as a fan of the band and it feels good for me to be a part of that band who's had that much influence over other musicians and players. It's a good feeling. http://metalassa...
The attack of the NYC mosque: the right's most recent assault on the l
2010-08-16 17:51:00 Regarding the community center Mayor Michael Bloomberg said: "I think our young men and women overseas are fighting for exactly this, for the right to, of people to practice their religion and for government to not pick and choose which religions they support and which religions they don't. Sarah Palin has a right to her opinions, but I could not disagree more. Everything the United States stands for and New York stands for is tolerance and openness, and I think it's a great message for the world that unlike in other places where they might actually ban people from wearing a burqua or they might actually keep people from building a building, that's not what America was founded on, nor is it what America should become."
Zakk Wylde: metal assault interview
2010-08-06 16:05:00 Zakk Wylde media conference August 3rd 2010 - Metal Assault segment
The Assault on Enterprise
2010-07-02 21:03:00 Rising taxes, Wall Street crooks, government boondoggles? Abundant evidence underpinning our theme for Vancouver. Gold Slaughter 2010? and an urgent question from Byron King. June jobs report? when even good news is bad. The biggest news for dividend investors in more than a year. Readers sound off on central banking? South Africa, the World Cup, Al?s big mansion? and more!
Madina Lake?s Matthew Leone Hospitalized after assault
2010-07-01 15:44:00 Matthew Leone, the bassist for Madina Lake, was hospitalized this week after a severe beating in Chicago. Leone apparently witnessed a domestic dispute where a man was beating his wife and Leone attempted to intervene. After breaking the couple up and contacting police the man jumped him from behind. He was beaten so severely he ...
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Jeff Loomis: metal assault interview
2010-06-16 00:08:00 Jeff Loomis of Nevermore on June 15th 2010 - a two part interview by Aniruddh Andrew Bansal for Metal Assault. Check out the website at http://metalassault.com Jeff Loomis of Nevermore interviewed by Metal Assault - Part 1 - June 15th 2010 Jeff Loomis of Nevermore interviewed by Metal Assault - Part 2 - June 15th 2010
Joe Stump: Metal Assault interview
2010-05-22 17:29:00 Joe Stump interviewed by Metal Assault - Part 1 - May 10th 2010 Joe Stump interviewed by Metal Assault - Part 2 - May 10th 2010
Alex Skolnick: metal assault interview
2010-04-23 01:15:00 Alex Skolnick interviewed by Metal Assault - Part 1 - April 22nd 2010 Alex Skolnick interviewed by Metal Assault - Part 2 - April 22nd 2010
Obama's Assault on Non-Union Businesses
2010-04-13 18:55:00 -By Warner Todd Huston Donald Lambro has a great piece discussing the new rules that Obama wants to impose on every single business in America that derives even the tiniest part of its income from the federal government. In essence, Obama wants to impose Project Labor Agreements (PLAs) on everyone. As Lambro says, Obama wants to "shatter decades-old, competitive contract rules that seek the best quality work at the lowest price" and this would cost government untold billions in higher costs as well as destroy untold thousands of small businesses that won't be able to support the wild increase in their expenses. This will also cost thousands of jobs and give great payoffs to unions. In the still-little-known initiative taking...
The Mankini Massacre--an end to the visual assault
2010-04-13 18:19:00 Today at the beach, I was relaxing and soaking in the vitamin D when I visually assaulted by- man in a speedo. This guy, ironically, looked just like "Right Said Fred" who sang the song "I'm too sexy ..."Well apparently, this guy was "too sexy" for fashion. Granted, he wasn't 300 pounds and hairy, but the Mankini (Speedo) is an epic fail that offends my sensibilities. It's irrelevant whether the offender is in shape or if they've recently waxed their sack, back, and crack. When I see a guy in a mankini, I get an unwelcome lesson in anatomy <gag, barf, heave> of some testosterone-infused creep. TMI! I mean these people have NO shame--nothing like showing off your "package" to a bunch of...
Adam Carolla Is A Douchebag! - He Should Be Hanged For His Racial Assault O
2010-04-06 19:28:00 Here's the scoop. Comedian Adam Carolla, is now in trouble for lashing out by making some very nasty remarks at Manny Pacquiao and at the entire Filipino nation on one of his recent podcast, "The Adam Carolla Podcast" last April 04, 2010. Click here to read more.
By: SnitchCentral
HALT THE ASSAULT, Help Stop Obama's Assault on America's Jobs
2010-04-02 04:00:00 The good folks at the Free Enterprise Alliance has launched a new site to encourage people to join the effort to stop this out-of-control, anti-jobs, anti-business climate that President Obama and the Democrats are ginning up in America today. HaltTheAssault.com So, pass the site around to those like-minded folks that want to stop intrusive government. Let pro-business folks everywhere know that this site has been launched and let's HaltTheAssault!...
VIDEO: Rapper Says There Is More To The Willard ?Mitt? Romney Being Assault
2010-02-20 02:19:00 LMFAO Rapper Sky Blu Claims It Was Willard Who Assaulted HIM First In Airplane Incident A few days ago, we learned Willard (“Mitt’s” REAL name, by the way) was allegedly assaulted (Baltimore Sun) for politely asking a fellow passenger — the man in front of him to raise his... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere!
Wanjiru ready for World record assault - Chicago Marathon preview
2009-10-10 22:57:00 Jim Ferstle IAAF When asked what was the most memorable about his 20 year tenure at the helm of the Bank of America Chicago Marathon, executive race director Carey Pinkowski answered the three World records that have been set on the flat, fast course through the neighborhoods of Chicago. On Sunday's 33rd running of the event, weather permitting, there may be a fourth record to add to those memories.The Bank of America Chicago Marathon is an IAAF Gold Label Road Race.Beijing Olympic champion Sammy Wanjiru demonstrated in that race in 2008 that he is capable of lowering Haile Gebrselassie's 2:03:59 mark and two other Chicago entrants, Morocco's Abderrahim Goumri and Kenya's Vincent Kipruto, whose personal bests, like Wanjiru, are also...
Sexual Assault Prevention Guaranteed to Work
2009-09-21 10:58:00 (edited with non-facebookified links, that was an accident sorry).In the spirit of How to Really Prevent Rape and Rape Prevention Advice, I was just recommended Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work by Femin-Ally.Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work!1. Don?t put drugs in people?s drinks in order to control their behavior.2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON?T ASSAULT THEM!6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.8. Always be honest with people! Don?t pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of s...
Anand Jon Alexander Faces Life In Prison For Sexual Assault
2009-08-31 17:13:00 Fashion designer Anand Jon Alexander, who was convicted for various accounts including forcible rape in November 2008, will be sentenced in Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday (August 31). The designer, who appeared on America’s Next Top Model, found young women from the age of 14 to 21 online luring them to his Beverly Hills apartment ...
Woman Alleges Sexual Assault at Chicago Nightclub Rino
2009-08-22 00:34:00 An unnamed woman is suing a Chicago nighclub in connection with a sexual assualt she alleges occurred at the nightclub. A complaint was filed today in the Circuit Court of Cook County by Jane Doe against Rino nightclub located at 343 West Erie in Chicago. The complaint alleges that on the night of May 17, 2009, the plaintiff was a patron of Rino and was forced to a restricted area by a Rino employee where she was sexually assaulted by the employee. The complaint asserts negligence by Rino in its failure to, among other things, call the police or help the plaintiff and failure to operate and/or maintain security cameras on the premises. To read the complaint, click here....
Assault on the precinct!
2009-08-21 04:34:00 Continues from last post?. ?. gasps loudly when he sees a large wrecking ball machine coming right at them. Operating the machine is Big Boss? personal handyman Louie The Plumber. Flanking him is Hyena, the long haired practical joker and Rock Krusher, one of Big Boss? closest henchmen? all 3 crooks bent on demolishing the precinct with the C.O.P.S. inside! Reason: the 3 crooks heard a rumor that their crime boss is in custody inside the precinct! Louie the Plumber: *shouting through a megaphone* ?ATTENTION, ALL FLATFOOTS! LISTEN UP AND LISTEN WELL! WE?VE JUST GOT WORD FROM THE GRAPEVINE THAT THE BIG BOSS IS STUCK IN A CAN SOMEWHERE IN THIS HERE BUILDING AND WE FOR ONE ARE DETERMINE TO WRECK THIS PLACE TO FIND HIM!!? Hyena: *grabs the megaphone* ?HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! AND WE?LL DO IT, TOO UNLESS YOU SPRING ?EM OUT LIKE A BUNNY RABBIT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!? Sundown: ?Big Boss? Stuck in a can? Here!??LongArm: ?But we haven?t arrested him, yet?? Krusher: *catches the megapho...
Man carrying assault weapon attends Obama protest
2009-08-18 17:40:00 Man carrying assault weapon attends Obama protest PHOENIX (AP) – About a dozen people carrying guns, including one with a military-style rifle, milled among protesters outside the convention center where President Barack Obama was giving a speech Monday – the latest incident in which protesters have openly displayed firearms near the president. Gun-rights advocates say they’re exercising ...
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?Big? Ben Roethlisberger Sued for Sexual Assault
2009-07-21 05:57:00 WTAE in Pittsburgh is reporting that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault by an employee at Harrah’s Casino in Las Vegas. Harrah’s casino employee Andrea McNulty filed the civil lawsuit last week in Washoe County, Nev., stemming from an alleged incident at a hotel room in July 2008. The Steelers organization is backing ...
Helpful tips for aggravated assault suspects
2009-06-24 06:03:00 This is part of my ongoing series "Helpful Tips". Helpful tips for aggravated assault suspects If you're a 22-year-old woman accused of threatening your dad's ex-girlfriend with a baseball bat in front of multiple witnesses, here's some advice: Greeting the police in a low-cut spaghetti strap tee shirt showing a lot of cleavage does not hurt, but it's not really going to help you much either. When the detectives are in your living room talking with you, don't call your dad on the phone and begin screaming and cursing at him. Normally it's good to explain things, but telling the detectives about your "bipolarism", history of anger management problems, and the ineffectiveness of your current medication, is probably not a...
Chris Brown Pleads Guilty to One Count of Assault
2009-06-22 23:53:00 Okay, you infuriated online posters and commenters who blindly supported the R&B heartthrob... This also goes out to celebs who didn't know what the heck they were babbling about, but that didn't stop them from stepping up to defend one of their own. Do you now understand that you were wrong about Chris Brown's actions toward Rihanna? Brown, former pin-up boy for the R&B set, did something that could be interpreted as somewhat commendable on Monday. I say somewhat because nobody should be hailed as a hero for owning up to their own actions. Nevertheless: At least Brown skipped the water-muddying I-didn't-do-it-act and pleaded guilty to assault in the case pending against him, according to the AP, which reported that Brown will likely...
Classwar in America, the Ongoing Assault - From the Gilded Age to Tea Bagge
2009-05-23 02:50:00 Image: Capitalism by ~Cubist-Assassin64By Vi Ransel5/21/09Protectionism. Capitalists were all for it before they were against it. When manufacturing took place in America, when they paid workers enough to buy the products they produced, adding a tariff/tax/fee on to the cost of imported goods made by these same manufacturers' competitors overseas, was fine. It just made sense. It was good business to prevent your domestic market from being flooded with cheaper goods from overseas, because that would lower domestic manufacturing's ability to make enough money to stay in business. And this is exactly how the British and the Americans built their global empires.But when "free trade" was elevated to the god of the marketplace, when American manufacturers had the ability to locate manufacturing overseas in order to take advantage (and I do mean take advantage) of "cheap labor platforms" - that is, to stand on the backs of poor people in other countries who had no choice but to work at ...
Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault
2009-04-30 22:33:00 From Gizmodo: After Darth Vader kicked a Jedi Master's ass with the Dark Side of the Crutch, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant against the Lord of the Sith. After dictating it, he added: "I hope the force will soon be with him" (really—God save the Judge, Qu |
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