Saturday Night Live Tiger Woods Skit Crosses All The Politically Correct Li
2009-12-07 23:01:00 According To Liberal Fringe Groups, SNL’s Tiger Woods Skit Crosses Racial, Politically Correct And Spousal Abuse Lines How about this, folks — LIGHTEN THE HELL UP. By now, we’ve all learned the world’s greatest golfer, Tiger Woods has as many if not MORE notches on his... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere!
The GTL? Sunday Guest Column ? ?All The President?s Breast Men? By Christop
2009-11-23 00:27:00 GTL? Sunday Guest Columnist: Author And “Moderately-Right-Of-Cent-er” Political Pundit, Christopher L. Doster, Employs His Wit, Sarcasm And Conservative Sense Of Humor To Attack ObamaCare… ?All The President’s Breast Men? After recently escaping from the People?s Republic of... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere!
When Do I Get My Own Reboot Girl?
2009-11-06 03:20:00 I loved the two clips from Japanese television demonstrating the new Windows 7 release - or rather, demonstrating that it still crashes! But a new development has me a little jealous. In the second clip, from 'FailPost.com,' we see some news anchor trying to show off the touch-screen interface. So it freezes on him, and they bring out a woman who squats in front of the monitor and seems to have the sole function of rebooting the computer whenever it fails. He has his own Reboot Girl! There she is at 1:06, and again at 1:55. The first time she humbly stays crouched over as she moves back out of frame after earning her keep making the magic box listen to Mr. Vest again. The second time, she stays in the frame for a while all "You gonna be needing me again?" And she sits like that kneeling for a minute before choosing a second when Mr. Vest walks across the frame before scuttling back behind the furniture again. Her face is never allowed to turn to the camera. Where do they keep...
Potty Humor Parody Commercial with Roseanne Barr
2009-10-28 22:21:00 Last week we chatted with comedians Nadya Ginsburg and Selene Luna and they told us about this parody commercial they were working on with Roseanne Barr and drag legend Jackie Beat. It's a spoof of the medical device that keeps a woman's monthly visitor away....
Colbert smokes same-sex marriage opponents
2009-10-28 18:26:00 [Via Appetite for Equal Rights] The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
By: News for Greens
An Open Letter to Steve Ballmer: Didn't Your Mother Teach You To Say "Thank
2009-10-07 17:58:00 Seriously, Mr. Ballmer, your lack of gratitude to your best friend in the Linux community is appalling. I am talking about Ken "Helios" (named after the Greek god of the sun) Starks, who has recently helped defeat your main competitor a little further this year. I know that Linux sometimes worries you, though you may laugh it off in public. This year, Mr. Starks pulled off a real coup. He collected money as donations from the Linux community, then paid big bucks to a radio station to run a scratchy, echoey, low-fi "radio commercial" for Linux. But hold on! Not just any radio program, but the commercial slot during Kim Komando's show - a long-time Microsoft advocate. So the ad dollars literally went into your pocket - straight from desktop Linux users all over the world! Isn't that sweet for you, Mr. Ballmer? But that's just the beginning. By collecting money, time, and resources out of the limited reserves of the Linux user base, Starks has ensured that funds which could have ...
It's Actually An African Word Meaning 'Glass Plane You Look Through'
2009-10-03 10:09:00 Just following the news feeds, checking out the stories to find out what this new-fangled PlayOnLinux thing is, when I get to the story on unixmen.com and happen to mouse over the keyword 'Ubuntu.' Oh, and you can't miss with this marketing. Because you've seen one operating system, you've seen 'em all, so of course anybody clicking on 'Ubuntu' wouldn't even notice that they've ended up at a completely different company...
Patriotismo ? George Bernard Shaw
2009-09-24 01:44:00 Patriotismo es, fundamentalmente, la convicción de que un país en particular es el mejor del mundo porque tu naciste en él… ? George Bernard Shaw George Bernard Shaw El Mundo (15 Noviembre 1893) Patriotismo – George Bernard Shaw es un post de: DrGEN.com.ar Patriotismo – George Bernard Shaw es un post de: DrGEN.com.ar
Atenti los mayores? no deben escuchar las cosas que pasan por las calles?!!
2009-09-22 04:57:00 Cachafaz on Lunes Septiembre 21, 2009 at 6:08 pmTODOS MERECEMOS UNAS BUENAS PRIMAVERAS: Fallece el abuelo a los 95 años. El nieto va a darle el pésame a su Abuela de 90 y encuentra a la anciana llorando; la abraza y la consuela. Un rato después, cuando la nota más calmada, el nieto aprovecha y le pregunta: – Abuelita, ¿cómo ...
Final de LA VIDA DE BRIAN. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
2009-09-19 00:46:00 Siempre mira el lado brilloso de la vida. Tema musical del final del film LA VIDA DE BRIAN Brian nace en Judea, en un pesebre, y casi al mismo tiempo que Jesucristo. Tres reyes magos, confundidos por esta vecindad, creen que éste niño es el Mesías prometido, pero muy pronto queda evidente que, en realidad, el ...
Four Web Browsers Go To The DriveThru...
2009-09-18 18:38:00 Just one of those ideas that I couldn't get to fit within the constraints of Doomed to Obscurity.
Video: Humor site, Manic Attack, Releases Independent Film as web Series
2009-09-18 06:22:00 2009 Webby Award Honoree ManicAttack.com (”It’s as if the cast of Lost got stuck on Funny or Die Island”- Comedy Central Insider) will release independent feature film “Shooting Johnson Roebling” as a web series. (PRWEB) September 17, 2009 — In their first year, Manic Attack Pictures has produced over 100 short films including five critically ...
Bolazos pseudocientíficos ahora también por correo electrónico
2009-09-18 02:01:00 Las 10 mentiras más “científicas” 03 de junio de 2009 La era digital tiene como desventaja el constante spam que nos llega con mensajes de todo tipo. Los más odiados son los llamados “en cadena” pero, dentro de éstos, suelen acabar en nuestro disco duro noticias pretendidamente científicas que nos creemos a pies juntillas porque nunca nos ...
Awwww, Football Geeks You Too!
2009-09-16 21:20:00 Just got back from the library where I was reminded of how irritated I am at the "Geek the Library" ad campaign. It's not just that we have driven the last stake through the heart of any remaining meaning of the word "geek", rather like the media did to the word "hacker" before. It's that whoever did this campaign didn't "geek" parts-of-speech, since "geek" was never an active verb (with the exception of antiquated drug-culture slang meaning roughly 'to snort cocaine'). Ordinarily I'm not such an English nit-picker, but... it's the bloody library!
El increible lorito Einstein
2009-09-15 11:07:00 Si has disfrutado este post Suscribete al boletin de Novedades de Soy donde no pienso o agregame a tu lector de noticias preferido Posted in 5 Estrellas, Curiosidades, Humor, Videos
Algunas cosas que el campo nos puede enseñar
2009-09-15 05:47:00 Si has disfrutado este post Suscribete al boletin de Novedades de Soy donde no pienso o agregame a tu lector de noticias preferido Posted in Humor, Presentaciones
Consejo para evitar embarazos
2009-09-14 20:40:00 El Northampton General Hospital de Inglaterra, a la hora de planificación familiar y consejos para evitar embarazos… sí que hace bien las cosas! Consejo para evitar embarazos - NHS Traduzco por las dudas: Concejo de planificación familiar Use la entrada trasera Qué buen consejo no? Gracias Atilio por pasarlo! Consejo para evitar embarazos es un post de: DrGEN.com.ar Consejo para evitar embarazos es un post de: DrGEN.com.ar
Movie Review: Audience of One
2009-09-14 05:33:00 At the age of 40, Pastor Richard Gazowsky - the magnetic and vociferous leader of the Voice of Pentecost Church on Ocean Avenue in San Francisco, saw his first movie. Soon after, he announced to his congregation that God had called upon him to direct a major motion picture. But not just any major motion ...
Mnemotecnia para recordar Pi
2009-09-10 01:05:00 Ok, hay muchísimas reglas para recordar las cifras del número Pi. Acá simplemente les dejo una curiosa y bastante pobre ya que nos permite sólo recordar los primeros 5 dígitos (incluyendo la parte entera y el cuarto decimal redondeado!… en fin… una cagada de regla). Regla Mnemotécnica o Cómo hacer para recordar Pi Comincen anotando el abecedario ...Mnemotecnia para recordar Pi es un post de: DrGEN.com.ar
Dios es brasileño
2009-09-07 09:53:00 Argentina perdió contra Brasil por las eliminatorias al mundial. Días antes del partido, Maradona llevó a los jugadores a una misa. Breve análisis de este hecho...Dios es brasileño es un post de: DrGEN.com.ar
Olbermann, one of many Obama Groupies Who ?Cannot Grasp Nuances of Sarcasm?
2009-09-01 02:18:00 As per my last post, seems the hatred coming from the left is so close to the mainstream that it oozes from the website of the leader of the Democratic Party. Now, someone blogging there is calling us “heirs of bin Laden” for opposing the President’s health care plan. Jim Hoft links to a screed there, ...
By: GayPatriot
Video: Stephen Colbert Stands Up For Fox News? Glenn Beck As Sponsors Dump
2009-08-16 04:17:00 Colbert: Beck’s Sponsors Are Unfarily Portraying Glenn Beck’s Comments As Racist When They’re Just “Almost” Racist Remarks… Here we go: the funniest video you might not have seen all day, my friends from Comedy Central’s Colbert Nation: The Colbert... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere!
Gomers and rednecks find employment and humor in Cash for Clunkers
2009-08-15 01:17:00 This is the umpteenth video showing a pair of hicks at a dealer charged with killing a cash for clunkers trade in. These two - if they vote at all - owe a vote of thanks to Obama and Nancy Pelosi for not only getting them gainful (if minimum wage) employment but also for providing a humorous element to their day. Only socialized medicine could make their lives perfect after this! Yes, another clunker bites the dust. How a Corvette ended up like this is anybody's guess. I'll probably have a nightmare tonight of myself waking up at a rest home in 40 years, with a pair of gomer/redneck male nurses pulling the plug on me. What a terrible way to go.
Linux's User Interface Puts MS Windows' To SHAME!
2009-08-05 19:11:00 Well, I got me a new refurbished box with very good specs, which is about to become my new home office machine. That's as soon as Slackware 13.0 hits final distribution release, which should be any day now... (Bought the box with Windows on it, you see) So, while I'm twiddling my thumbs waiting for that landmark to come to pass, I did what any Linux user probably does when temporarily owning a copy of Windows (XP Pro here), and checked how it's doing these days. Because, see, I just can't get enough asstroturfers telling me how swell Windows stacks up to Linux lately. Gotta see for myself what all the hype is about. And since Microsoft is now suffering from the delusion that it competes with Linux, well... It didn't take long before the old Microsoft memories came back. Literally before I could get into the desktop, the first problem hit: It doesn't recognize the mouse. To be sure, the mouse is an old Wacom tablet with the little wireless mouse on it, pressed into service be...
Far-Right Winger And Birther Chuck Norris Sends Insincere ?Happy Birtday? W
2009-08-05 03:55:00 44’s 48th Brings More Of The Wackos Out Of The Woodwork… Dear Chuck “Charlie” Norris, Thank you so much for your well-wishes for my 48th birthday celebration and please keep up the great work, Sir! Without you keeping the “Birthers” stirred up, loud, proud and... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere!
El Secreto del Éxito
2009-08-04 08:56:00 El secreto del éxito es la sinceridad. En cuanto puedas fingirla, lo habrás conseguido. (no recuerdo dónde lo escuché) El Secreto del Éxito es un post de: DrGEN.com.ar El Secreto del Éxito es un post de: DrGEN.com.ar
Tecnología K
2009-08-04 08:45:00 El gobierno K nuevamente haciendo alarde de la educación, ciencia y tecnología del país...Tecnología K es un post de: DrGEN.com.ar
So how does bug taste?
2009-07-22 21:48:00 Steve: Uh, I think I just ate a bug. Son #1: (nonchalantly, as if this happens every day) What did it taste like? Steve: Kinda insect-y.
Sueño y realidad de los bloggers
2009-07-17 20:31:00 Vía | Tecnoculto Entradas relacionadasDistintos puntos de vistaGracias a Tecnoculto hemos descubierto como somos vistos los bloggers por los periodistas, y viceve...AuthorityBlogger ForumLo siento Chris Garret, pero Juanguis se te ha adelantado por unas semanas con la idea. AuthorityBlo...Escribe y gana dineroEl tener un blog ha pasado de ser un hobbie a ser realmente un estilo de ...
By: Bitperbit
Fiestas de la Gripe A (Swine Flu Parties)
2009-07-16 12:58:00 Gente que organiza fiestas para contagiarse el virus de la Gripe A. Les parece un chiste? no, pasen y lean...
Judge Sonia Sotomayor, Grilled By Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL), Leaves Him
2009-07-15 03:26:00 Senator Sessions — OWNED In Day II Of Supreme Court (”SCOTUS”) Nominee’s Senate Confirmation Process By Would-Be Justice David Souter Replacement No surprise here, but the obviously right-leaning Wallstreet Journal (”WSJ’s Washington Wire” blog) has chosen... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere!
Humor ¿negro?
2009-07-13 19:50:00 A estas alturas decir que la muerte de Michael Jackson va a generar un movimiento enorme de merchandising no es nada nuevo. Así que a partir de ahora preparaos para ver todo tipo de camisetas? SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Humor ¿negro?", url: "http://www.paranoias.es/humor--%c2%bfnegro/" });
700th
2009-07-13 12:50:00 This becomes the 700th post on my blog and it comes 5 days after the blog’s second anniversary on 7-7-9. Brainstuck.com will now be updated tri-weekly (thrice a week) henceforth.
Bésame la nariz
2009-07-12 20:28:00 Estos días estamos teniendo problemas con nuestra conexión, por lo que hemos actulizado en pocas ocasiones. Disculparnos por la tardanza y esperemos que esto se estabilice un poco. Aquí tenéis un chiste gráfico de lo más gracioso: A ver si cuela… Entradas relacionadasAngelina Jolie hace algunos años No todas las súper estrellas de ...
By: Bitperbit
Paint Tube Doorstop Adds Color & Humor To Any Room
2009-07-11 18:47:00 Doorstops... could any home furnishing accessory be more boring? Japan's Tokyu Hands takes the humble doorstop and gives it new life by imitating the natural wedge shape of artist's acrylic paint tubes.
Alright, whose jackin? my chickens?!
2009-07-08 22:54:00 I am no longer hip. No wait, I’m even less than hip, I’ve totally screwed the pooch on my hipness. I even messed up Boom Boom Pow. When I asked the kids who was jackin’ my chickens they started laughing and couldn’t stop. Literally, they laughed for half an hour and “jackin’ my chickens” has ...
Qué es la bigamia?
2009-07-01 10:31:00 Bigamia es tener una mujer de sobra. Monogamia es lo mismo. - Oscar Wilde
Entrevista anacrónica a Julio Verne
2009-07-01 10:11:00 Pocas personas tuvimos la oportunidad de viajar en el tiempo. Armado de mi moleskine (no se me permitió llevar la notebook) me vestí de periodista para entrevistar al genial escritor y a la postre fantástico pronosticador Julio Verne y así sorber de su inagotable imaginación...
Psicoanálisis y humor
2009-07-01 09:19:00 No sé si el título es el correcto o debió ser: El Psicoanálisis es un chiste bueno, en fin acá va: En qué se diferencia un zombie de un psicoanalista? En que si a cada uno le das un cerebro, el zombie sabe qué hacer con él @gfer66 de Freedonians
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
2009-06-29 15:13:00 I received the strangest spam comment on this blog a while back and have just gotten around to posting about it. Ever want to take out your competitor’s website? Need some intellectual information stolen from somewhere? Well, now I have the hookups! lol Anyway, here is a screenshot of the post complete with a price list ...
A Sense Of Humor, Defined
2009-06-24 00:00:00 Many say you can’t ever analyze humor because, like dissecting a frog, “You may learn a bit about it, but the thing dies in the process.” Frogwash. We do well to contemplate and understand the world around us, especially the stuff we like, especially the fun stuff. Gene Perret has a unique take on it in his book, “How to Write & Sell Your Sense of Humor.” Gene writes: I define a sense of humor as the following three abilities:a) to see things as they areb) to recognize things as they arec) to accept things as they are.For example...When would I not be able to accept jokes about balding? First of all if I weren’t aware of it. Many people begin thinning at the back of the crown and don’t even know it’s happening. If you joke about losing their hair to these folks, they look at you as if you’re crazy.Second, if they fail to recognize they are losing their hair. I was convinced for years that by combing my hair a different way, no o...
By: Small and Big
Jooo, y yo que quería?
2009-06-22 22:29:00 Es sorprendente la de carteles curiosos que uno se puede encontrar en la vida: Entradas relacionadasMás del caso Alison Stokke¿Recuerdan a Alison Stokke?; esta belleza de 18 años, y especialista en salto de pért...
By: Bitperbit
CPS Humor
2009-06-19 15:56:00 One joke going around this week has been this one, apparently started by a guy in Nebraska named Tim Siedell: "Nearly 60% won't graduate from 1 Chicago school. But that means 80% will, so stop picking on public schools."Get it? Think it's funny? What's your favorite CPS joke or wry saying, whether it's about the system or a particular school?... |
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