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Un escocés vs Siri ? Apple Escocia [Humor]
2012-02-05 22:36:00 Este es un post de ILMAISTRO.COM, Blog de Tecnologia. Suscribirse via RSS. Sígueme en Twitter, Facebook o en Google+.Un escocés vs Siri – Apple Escocia [Humor] Posts relacionados: Los nuevos gestos en Mac OS X Lion [Humor] Convierte Windows Vista … Continue reading →Este es un post de ILMAISTRO.COM, Blog de Tecnologia. Suscribirse via RSS. Sígueme en Twitter, Facebook o en Google+.Un escocés vs Siri – Apple Escocia [Humor]
By: il maistro
Here on Republican Isle. . .
2012-02-04 09:33:00 Caught this on the Facebook page of a friend of a friend (and a friend of Bruce):
By: GayPatriot
Rick Santorum is a Happy Wife!?!
2012-02-04 07:36:00 So says Maggie Gallagher: Methinks it was a typo. Or a Freudian Slip. Still it’s amusing.
By: GayPatriot
Magia y homeopatía, según Sheldon
2012-01-15 01:29:00 Si envenenamos las facultades del pensamiento crítico infantil diciéndoles que los conejos salen de los sombreros, crearemos adultos que crean en la astrología y la homeopatía… -Sheldon Cooper The Big Bang Theory, Temp. 05 Cap. 12 Magia y Homeopatía, según Sheldon
Los Reyes Magos y el Derecho
2012-01-05 09:09:00 Por más que costumbres foráneas y hechos diferenciales propios y magnificados traten de minar el arraigo de la festividad de Reyes, al día de hoy es innegable que sigue siendo un elemento de cohesión nacional, como la Liga de fútbol … Sigue leyendo →
Geeks vs Nerds
2012-01-05 00:16:00 Algún parecido con tu realidad? De qué lado estás? Geek o Nerd? Fuente: Ubuntips
When you have too much turbo!
2012-01-03 22:36:00 Finally the answer to the question “when do you have too much turbo”? When? When you suck the asphalt off the track surface, you have too much turbo. When the driver can’t breathe, you have too much turbo. When the flames out the exhaust kill the track officials behind you, you have too much turbo. ...
Baby Name Negotiaion: Don?t Forget Humor!
2011-12-27 11:00:00 You already know that using humor during a serious discussion will help release the tension. If the serious discussion happens to be a negotiation, humor can be even more helpful. It can actually give you a leg up. “[H]umor literature … Continue reading →
Need A Last Minute Christmas Present?
2011-12-24 23:53:00 The clock is ticking, Santa is already traveling, but through the wonders of the internet, it is still possible to send that last minute present. An item popped into my inbox an hour ago. And I just have to share it There are people that are just very hard to buy for. They either ...
Sociedad low cost (y II)
2011-12-21 09:19:00 Decía en la primera parte de este artículo que las restricciones que se nos anuncian un día sí y otro también al albur de la crisis no son más que una variedad de esta saga de servicios low cost cuyo … Sigue leyendo →
Give Humor On Christmas With A Prank Pack
2011-12-18 22:48:00 I’ve participated in plenty of pranks in my time, both giving and receiving, and they’re almost always a lot of fun. My cousin, in particular, is a big prankster and joker who always enjoys a good laugh. This week, I got a couple Prank Pack prank gift boxes in the mail to review, and who ... Related posts:Give The Gift Of Maps This Christmas Working Ghostbusters Proton Pack Replica on eBay. Mophie Juice Pack Air Is More Than Just An iPhone Charger Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
By: JoeTech.com
How to foil tailgaters
2011-12-16 16:55:00 Thanks to XKCD… the humor site for geeks! Related Posts on DrivingEnthusiast.netDecember 9, 2011 -- When Google Maps goes wrong… very wrong…October 10, 2011 -- Fall colors driveJuly 24, 2011 -- Car Talk Poem for FordApril 1, 2011 -- 2015 Mustang product plan revealedJanuary 12, 2011 -- Advice for idiots during the winter seasonDecember ...
Engineering Humour/Humor
2011-12-15 14:42:00 A Manager, a Mechanical Engineer and a Controls Engineer are going off to a new site in a car. The car gets to the top of a slope, and as it drops down the slope it becomes apparent that the brakes have failed. They negotiate the bend at the bottom - just - on two wheels and a door-handle and rattle
Sociedad low cost (I)
2011-12-15 09:06:00 Durante las pasadas vacaciones he tenido mi bautismo de vuelo en líneas aéreas de bajo coste ? pongamos mejor bautismo de vuelo low cost por aquello de parecer un poco más moderno ? y tengo que reconocer que muchas de … Sigue leyendo →
La historia de mi vida
2011-12-09 22:18:00 Sé que muchos de ustedes que me leen no conocen mi verdadera historia. Les voy a contar un poco de cómo mi vida se vio transformada, cambió de arriba a abajo como nunca lo había pensado. Nací en el este de un pueblo llamado Filadenfia, en esa época recuerdo que me encantaba comer chicle , ...
When Google Maps goes wrong? very wrong?
2011-12-09 17:49:00 Thanks to XKCD… the humor site for geeks! Related Posts on DrivingEnthusiast.netOctober 10, 2011 -- Fall colors driveJuly 24, 2011 -- Car Talk Poem for FordApril 1, 2011 -- 2015 Mustang product plan revealedJanuary 12, 2011 -- Advice for idiots during the winter seasonDecember 9, 2010 -- 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition ? ...
13 Stupid Things That A Husband Should NEVER Do
2011-11-28 15:06:00 Sometimes talking with our wives can be like navigating through a field loaded with dangerous landmines. Just one miscalculation or wrong answer and you can land in the doghouse. So on a Monday when you could use a little humor, here are 13 things you should never say or do to your wife or girlfriend. ...
By: Trey Morgan.net
Referencing Reagan, Ann Coulter?s sensible defense of GOP reluctance to rai
2011-11-26 18:02:00 As diligent readers of this blog know, I have changed my opinion of Ann Coulter in recent years. I used to think that she was a right-wing bomb thrower, saying outrageous things merely to get a name for herself. But, when I met her, I put her “outrageousness” into context. What Ann does, I wrote ...
By: GayPatriot
Are You Ready For Black Friday?
2011-11-25 00:25:00 Oh sure, you have the gas tank full in the car, you have set the alarm clock for Dark Thirty and the chances are that you have been ‘working out’ to get ready for the hustle and bustle at the local megamart. Of course the odds on you bein one of the first 10 people ...
An insight into anti-(gay) Republican prejudice?
2011-11-18 22:38:00 Saw this on Jimmy LaSalvia’s Facebook page. We’ve all met guys like this short’s protagonist.
By: GayPatriot
La respuesta
2011-11-17 02:47:00 Dicen que al final de sus días Kurt Gödel trataba de demostrar la existencia de Dios mediante un razonamiento ontológico. En 1960 escribió en sus apuntes sus puntos de vista filosóficos, para él el mundo debía ser racional. Supongo que no habría aceptado los resultados actuales de las ciencias cognitivas. También se dice que era un hombre tímido que vivía un tanto angustiado? Me pregunto ¿Cuál habría sido la respuesta de Gödel al problema que planteamos el domingo? Acá está de nuevo: ¿En qué estaría pensando el profesor que escribió esto en la pizarra? Este es un verdadero ataque de denegación de servicio (DOS) al cerebro, ¿no creen? Vamos con la respuesta, o al menos la respuesta que supongo espera el profesor que escribió esto. La respuesta no es 25%, ni 50%, la respuesta es B, claro, ¡estamos hablando de la respuesta que esperaría un profesor de matemáticas! El razonamiento es el siguiente: Primero hay que considerar que esta es una ?meta pregunta?, una pregunta sobre una pregunt...
CHURCH JARGON FOR NEWBIES
2011-11-07 15:23:00 It’s Monday … and I need a little humor. Those who grew up going to church know all the special ?church lingo? that goes along with going to church. But can you imagine what it?d be like for a seeker or new Christian to attend a worship service and hear a lot of terms and ...
By: Trey Morgan.net
Compartan la riqueza
2011-11-05 00:14:00 Si vamos a salir a las calles a reclamar justicia (compartir la riqueza, que los ricos paguen más impuestos, no a la violencia contra la mujer, etc…) mejor sentarnos un rato a pensar si somos justos en nuestra vida diaria, … Continue reading →Este es un post de ILMAISTRO.COM, Blog de Tecnologia. Suscribirse via RSS. Sígueme en Twitter, Facebook o en Google+.Compartan la riqueza
By: il maistro
Definiciones curiosas #14
2011-11-04 22:56:00 Definiciones curiosas Acá les dejo algunas… Definiciones curiosas Definición de Calamidad: Calamidad, s. Recordatorio evidente e inconfundible de que las cosas de esta vida no obedecen a nuestra voluntad. Hay dos clases de calamidades: las desgracias propias y la buena suerte ajena. -Ambrose Bierce Definición de Celebridad: Celebridad, es alguien conocido por muchas ...
South Park: #OWS projecting Obama?s failure onto Cartman
2011-11-03 23:09:00 A reader alerted me to the latest episode of South Park which takes on #OWS, linking this post where Christian Toto offers a summary of the episode, including this line from Cartman, “Don?t you get it, Mom? People voted for Obama, and now that everything sucks they have to blame me!” Shouldn’t these folks be ...
By: GayPatriot
Happy Halloween 2011
2011-11-01 01:04:00 A family that foods together stays together… or something. This is our first year celebrating Halloween with Cayenne and probably the last time (before she starts talking) where we can do whatever we want with her for the dressing up portion. We took that opportunity to play on her name, and hence you’re a pepper, ...
By: FoodMayhem
Vecino vende señal WiFi a 30 soles
2011-10-26 17:37:00 Mi vecino tiene alma de negociante xD. Por una llamadita tienes Interent WiFi a 30 soles mensuales caserito! Este es un post de ILMAISTRO.COM, Blog de Tecnologia. Suscribirse via RSS. Sígueme en Twitter, Facebook o en Google+.Vecino vende señal WiFi … Continue reading →Este es un post de ILMAISTRO.COM, Blog de Tecnologia. Suscribirse via RSS. Sígueme en Twitter, Facebook o en Google+.Vecino vende señal WiFi a 30 soles
By: il maistro
Culinary Adventures - More BBQ Destruction
2011-10-25 22:48:00 I Ham What I Ham Looking back at my 30 plus year reign of tyranny against the Sears Roebuck BBQ department, I can state with authority that one of the quickest ways to shorten a BBQ’s life expectancy is cooking Hams. I got the whole idea from my father which may sound strange seeing that throughout the ...
El propósito del método científico
2011-10-24 21:18:00 El verdadero propósito del método científico es asegurarnos que la naturaleza no nos ha conducido equivocadamente a pensar que sabemos algo que en realidad no sabemos. - Robert M Pirsig Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance Ufff! Cuán fácil caemos en ese engaño… Les suena por ejemplo el “a mi me funciona” en relación a ...
?Fim do mundo? (re)marcado para sexta-feira
2011-10-19 17:32:00 Lembra-se da profecia que apontava o dia 21 de maio como a data do fim do mundo? Afinal, as contas estavam erradas e o apocalipse ficou marcado para o dia… 21 de outubro. É ja na próxima sexta-feira. Harold Camping, líder de um movimento cristão autointitulado “Family Radio Worldwide“, explicou, na altura, o que correu mal com ...
Desde siempre?
2011-10-18 16:11:00 “On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.” (En dos ocasiones he sido consultado [por miembros del parlamento], ‘Diganos por favor, Mr. Babbage, si coloca en la máquina las cifras incorrectas, ¿obtendremos la respuesta correcta? ‘ No soy capaz de comprender el tipo de confusión de ideas que pueda provocar semejante pregunta). – Charles Babbage, 1792-1871 Artículos relacionados Perspectiva Encuadres Un mundo controlado por algoritmos
Culinary Adventures - The Pickle Conundrum
2011-10-18 00:13:00 I am for the most part a great fan of the art of pickling. It is a great way of preserving stuff. My first encounter with the joys of Pickling came early. A classic English dish is called a Ploughmans Lunch, it is simplicity itself. A hunk of crusty bread, a hunk of well aged ...
Culinary Adventures - Duck (part two)
2011-10-15 17:55:00 Several months after the BBQ Duck incident I had another close encounter with the critter. Out of the blue my wife announced that she was going to visit an old friend who lived some 300 miles away, She realized that I was a challenged parent, and so would not make the kids suffer and be ...
Definiciones curiosas #13
2011-10-14 23:39:00 Para que no las extrañen, más… Definiciones Curiosas Hoy con el debut de las definiciones en imágenes Definición de Admiración: Admiración, s. Reconocimiento cortés de la semejanza entre otro y uno mismo. -Ambrose Bierce Definición de Modestia: Modestia, Reconocer que uno es perfecto, pero sin decirselo a nadie. -Anónimo Definición de Clientelismo: “El ...
Culinary Adventures - Duck (part one)
2011-10-14 22:02:00 From an early age I have loved Duck, unfortunately my favorite methods seem to have fallen out of popularity, Duck a la orange and Duck with black cherry sauce. The foodies claim these dishes are passe, and outdated. I disagree strongly. The orange or black cherry compliments the richness of the meat. Duck however is a ...
iPhone 5 Exclusive ? We Have Pictures!
2011-10-04 03:16:00 Apple learned many years ago that success could only be achieved through innovation. Merely copying what others did would not fit the bill. Oh and everything needed to be proprietary. The Apple engineers have created many iconic products, the ‘one button’ mouse. This fixed the ongoing problem of left or right clicking! There is also the no button ...
Culinary Adventures - Discovering India (part one)
2011-09-30 22:18:00 At around the age of 19 I discovered Indian cuisine. My knowledge of the food was exactly zero. Well thats not quite correct, I had read an article in the newspaper about a Indian Restaurant in a near by town being shutdown by authorities after the discovery of German Sheppard carcasses in the freezer. This ...
El mejor proceso de desarrollo de software
2011-09-29 18:48:00 Olviden el agilismo y los manifiestos, el mejor proceso para desarrollar software es muy simple. 1. Entender el problema, en este punto es buen conversar con el usuario, escucharlo. 2. Anotar en alguna parte lo que se debe hacer. 3. Sentarse a programar la solución. 4. Pasar a producción. 5. Corregir los bugs rapidamente y volver al punto 4. 6. Si funciona, buscar otro problema a resolver. Este proceso mejora si no se le piden muchas opiniones a los usuarios y se cuenta con programadores capaces de programar. Artículos relacionados Una breve y disparatada historia de los lenguajes de programación DMR Creadores de Universos
Culinary Adventures ? Pastry For Steak And Kidney Pie
2011-09-28 22:17:00 If you are not well acquainted with the subject, I recommend that you try this article that introduces the issue of Steak and Kidney pie, and all things offal! Alas there are no pictures of the ultimate Pie, but it should NOT look like this. The ingredients for the pastry are likely already in your kitchen, but ...
Culinary Adventures - English Food Is Offal !!!
2011-09-27 01:37:00 I have to give credit to my good friend Mannie Barling for giving me the idea for this story. I grew up in an Offal world, so it really never bothered me. In fact I like some of it. The concept is easy, if you have an animal you want to eat as much of ...
iFamily
2011-09-23 20:16:00 Fuente: MakeUseOf Este es un post de ILMAISTRO.COM, Blog de Tecnologia. Suscribirse via RSS. Sígueme en Twitter, Facebook o en Google+.iFamily Posts relacionados:Cómo funciona internet [Infografía]Este es un post de ILMAISTRO.COM, Blog de Tecnologia. Suscribirse via RSS. Sígueme en Twitter, Facebook o en Google+.iFamily
By: il maistro
Definiciones curiosas #12
2011-09-22 23:06:00 Para no perder la sana costumbre… Definiciones curiosas Definiciones curiosas Definición de Planear: Planear: Preocuparse por encontrar el mejor método para lograr un resultado accidental. -Ambrose Bierce Definición de Academia: Academia, s. Escuela antigua donde se enseñaba moral y filosofía. Escuela moderna donde se enseña el fútbol. -Ambrose Bierce Definición de Ufólogo: Ufólogo, ...
Culinary Adventures - Around The World In 80 Take-outs!
2011-09-20 23:14:00 In 1975 I finally escaped tyranny of ham, Spam, and mushy vegetables. You can read parts of my struggle here here and here.. I leapt into my 850cc Triumph Spitfire convertible, 0 to 30 in three minutes, and pointed the upholstered rollerskate towards London. A land of unknown opportunity. By Brit standards I was doing pretty darn ...
Mensajes de Ayer Noche, lo estabas esperando
2011-09-13 20:28:00 Nos lo cuenta un chico joven, todavía, responsable de Mensajes de Ayer Noche: ¿Recuerdas aquel mensaje que enviaste ayer por la noche y que no debiste de haber enviado? ¿Recuerdas aquel mensaje que recibiste la noche anterior y que te gustaría no haber recibido? ¿Te gusta mandar SMS estúpidos y graciosos cuando estás de fiesta?
By: Disquisiciones
Call Day
2011-08-14 07:31:00 Our team was on short call today. The intern and senior resident were raving about ZDoggMD and his videos. This is his parody of Rebecca Black’s song “Friday.” We watched it during lunch in the cafeteria. I think this version is better.
By: JeffreyMD.com
BattleBlock Theater
2011-08-13 12:23:00 Sinopsis: Es un juego de plataformas competitivas y cooperativas en las que el jugador trata de salvar a sus amigos secuestrados a través de una serie de desafíos que no son particularmente importantes en este momento. Plataforma: Xbox 360 Género: Acción, Plataformas,Humor Desarrollado por: The Behemoth Distribuido por: Microsoft
By: JUGARYA.NET
Medical Humor: Is She Dilated?
2011-07-29 20:23:00 The following is something going around on the Internet. Not sure if it really happened, but I’d like to think it did. ***** Doctor: Go see this patient, she’s going into active labour. I want you to check if she’s dilated or not. Med Student: Um, okay. I will go check. Medical student sees patient, ...
By: JeffreyMD.com
Los nuevos gestos en Mac OS X Lion [Humor]
2011-07-24 07:16:00 Mi favorito: La respuesta natural al “natural” scrolling. Fuente: The Joy Of tech Este es un post de ILMAISTRO.COM, Blog de Tecnologia. Suscribirse via RSS. Sígueme en Twitter o Facebook.Los nuevos gestos en Mac OS X Lion [Humor] Posts relacionados:Cómo regresar al scroll de Snow Leopard en Mac OS X Lion Completo manual para nuevos usuarios de Mac Acelera tu ...Este es un post de ILMAISTRO.COM, Blog de Tecnologia. Suscribirse via RSS. Sígueme en Twitter o Facebook.Los nuevos gestos en Mac OS X Lion [Humor]
By: il maistro
Anthony Weiner Inserts Self Into Hole Left By His Vacated Congressional Sea
2011-06-29 01:57:00 Weiner’s Entrance Is Leaving New York Republicans Steamed And Hot-Headed… Alright, so the NY Post’s Sally Goldenberg and Josh Margolin are plainly all hot and bothered over the fact disgraced former congressman, Anthony Weiner keeps probing around in the political circles,... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! |
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