The Mythical Origins of Famous Games
2009-09-01 16:06:00 Amusement Magazine has a great feature about the mythical origins of famous computer games. Nope, they didnt begin their life in some bedroom/studio but in dusty workshops…I love the romantic backstory made up to color the games background… “TetrisWhen Alexei Pajitnov first ordered a load of bricks from Karpov Abramtsevo’s workshop, workers there were wondering who ...
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Les catégories de connes? y'en manque, mais seulement dans l'article!
2009-08-29 00:03:00 Cet article s’adresse à toutes les « fakes » « chokeuse » « menteuses » et ainsi de suite du lot de Mongole qui sont sur internet! Comment voulez-vous qu’un gars croit c’est réellement vous quand vous êtes a 5 min de chez lui et vous avez tout le temps une excuse quand vient ...
By: RageX-World
Masturbation a no-no in University of Michigan showers
2009-06-04 17:14:00 Dude, just how much splooge is clogging up the pipes? Copyright © 2007 - 2008 About Every Little Thing )
Office Humour
2009-03-26 16:53:00 After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. I.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e . 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir...
By: Tech World
I?d show you mine if you?d show me yours
2009-03-25 15:52:00 Here’s my 60-foot peen. Ok, not mine obviously. I imagine the conversation went something like this: ?Uhm Sir? There?s something I think you should know. There?s a giant penis on your rooftop.? ?A giant what?? ?Penis. Schlong. Willy. Johnson. Dick. Wingwong. Cock. Mancrank. Peck? ? ?Right! Yes, I get it.? Copyright © 2007 - 2008 About Every Little Thing ...
Update: Votre inscription au groupe "trop stupide pour possèder un email" e
2009-03-15 00:16:00 Groupe de Email Possèdant plus de 711 membres actuellement. PS: Désoler pour L’envois semblerais que envoyer le email manuellement causait que certaines personnes ne le recevait pas due a un nombre duppliquer d’adresse et certaine personne dont le compte n’existait plus. Maintenant le service est automatiser les emails doublé sont enlever par le programme. Félicitation en ...
By: RageX-World
The Secret
2009-01-12 10:47:00 I think most self help books are full of shit but this review makes me want to buy a copy of The Secret. Almost. Also, the comments? Comedy gold. How’s 2009 treating you so far? Copyright © 2007 - 2008 About Every Little Thing )
Testez votre esprit!
2008-11-04 21:54:00 Voici 4 tests sympas, ils trainent dans ma boite à mail depuis un certain temps et aujourd'hu une amie me les renvoie, je suis toujours bleuffé par les deux derniers! nos neurones nous jouent de droles de tours! TEST 1 : C'est l'histoire d'une jeune fille.Aux funérailles de sa mère,…
By: adibs1
Bored? Play games with Mio Destino?s new ?Playtime? lingerie collection
2008-10-29 16:54:00 Is it too cold to go outside? Are you fed up of watching reality TV shows? Can you not tear your other half away from his games console? Well here are some games you can both play........read more
By: MioBlog
Lingerie thief!
2008-10-23 17:07:00 Who would have thought that lingerie could drive a man to crime? Actually, that?s a silly question; at Mio we?re positive a woman in lingerie could drive read more
By: MioBlog
Aviation Humour
2008-10-21 16:45:00 Here is a link to a humourous piece entitled GPWS Flowchart; GPWS stands for, "Ground Proximity Warning System". Has there been discussion on a separate section for Aeronautics or Aviation? Is there sufficient interest to have a section for this? I posted in 'General' for lack of a better forum
Funny pictures of the day!!
2008-10-06 09:19:00 MY HUB PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOTYOUSAYTOO JOURNAL Do comment whether you like such posts and what i need to improvize on this blog...waiting for your comments people!! -- If you like this post, then... Visit http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com- for more....
Funny Science Facts.
2008-10-05 16:56:00 Did you know that there are 206 bones in the adult human body and there are 300 in children (as they grow some of the bones fuse together). Flea's can jump 130 times higher than their own... Visit http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com- for more....
Laugh for some time....
2008-09-16 19:31:00 MY HUB PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOTYOUSAYTOO JOURNAL Do comment whether you like such posts and what i need to improvize on this blog...waiting for your comments people!! -- If you like this post, then... Visit http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com- for more....
Funny Cards
2008-09-16 19:16:00 MY HUB PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOTYOUSAYTOO JOURNAL Do comment whether you like such posts and what i need to improvize on this blog...waiting for your comments people!! -- If you like this post, then... Visit http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com- for more....
LolCat Of The Week Double Bill 15/09/08: ?Epic Fetch? & ?Iz Ask For Halp? W
2008-09-15 07:02:00 Hi, it?s Monday 15 September and the images below are my new ?LolCats of the Week? [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog. The caption reads: Epic Fetch and: ‘Iz Ask For Halp? Why U Get Camera? Written By - TheLostGirl ONLY for TheLostGirl?s Blog website - Accept no imitators. Please let me... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
LolCat Of The Week Double Bill 15/09/08: ?Epic Fetch? & ?Iz Ask For Halp? W
2008-09-15 07:02:00 Hi, it?s Monday 15 September and the images below are my new ?LolCats of the Week? [Website – TheLostGirl?s Blog. The caption reads: Epic Fetch and: ‘Iz Ask For Halp? Why U Get Camera? Written By – TheLostGirl ONLY for TheLostGirl?s Blog website – Accept no... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
when humour is allowed
2008-09-12 21:04:00 Friday 12: Should our art be enough? Doubtful. Fascination with the person will always play a major part, so it is simplistic of Cliff Richard to expect his private life to go unremarked on. Even more stupid is being evasive as people will always make their own assumptions, so he has only himself to blame ...
Turning the Desert Green in Qatar
2008-09-09 14:32:00 The Supreme Qatar Desert Development Council (SQDDC) has released its plans for the development of the desert, according to a report in the Qatar Times today. The SQDDC plans call for a greening of the desert which will, in time, return the desert to a much more hospitable environment. Qatar, like much of the Middle East, was once thought to have been a much greener place than it is now, and recent finds of hunting tools designed to kill animals such as aurochs and elephants have lent weight to this theory.The development of the desert, said Dr Lotfi Al Baloushi, head of the SQDDC, will also involve the building of a new urban area, which will be called Desert City. Virtual images have been released by SQDDC of what the Qatar desert will look like by 2010 - including one where a larger than life Qatari strides across grass with the giant sand dunes at Messaieed (now covered in a verdant green) in the distance. However, one United Nations desert scientist who we contacted, Icelander...
By: Qatar Visitor
LolCat Of The Week Double Bill 8/09/08: ?Is Dis Yur Card?? & ?Puma!?
2008-09-08 22:13:00 Hi, it?s Monday 8 September and the images below are my new ?LolCats of the Week? [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog] The captions read: ?Is Dis Yur Card?? & ‘Puma!’ P.S To those who were sweet enough to ask after me during my recent absenses…yes, I am now feeling mostly... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
LolCat Of The Week Double Bill 8/09/08: ?Is Dis Yur Card?? & ?Puma!?
2008-09-08 22:13:00 Hi, it?s Monday 8 September and the images below are my new ?LolCats of the Week? [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog] The captions read: ?Is Dis Yur Card?? & ‘Puma!’ P.S To those who were sweet enough to ask after me during my recent absenses…yes, I am now feeling mostly... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
LolCat Of The Week 25/08/08: ?I Haz No Thumbz?
2008-08-25 19:17:00 Hi, it?s Monday 25 August and the image below is my new ?LolCat of the Week? [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. Image courtesy of ICHC? Written By - TheLostGirl ONLY for TheLostGirl?s Blog website - Accept no imitators. Please let me know if you are reading this post ANYWHERE other than... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
LolCat Of The Week 21/08/08 Double Bill: ?FBI Kitteh? & ?I Haz A Ponder?
2008-08-21 20:57:00 Hi, it?s Thursday 21 August and the two images below are my new ?LolCat(s) of the Week? [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. Image couretsy of Lol Cates Pic1 & Pic 2 Written By - TheLostGirl ONLY for TheLostGirl?s Blog website - Accept no imitators. Please let me know if you are reading this post... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog
2008-07-17 22:14:00 Joss Whedon is a genius, hurry it is not around forever:
Fête des pères et humour.
2008-06-16 07:13:00 On fête les pères en France depuis 1968, même si aucun decret n?a été publié, contrairement à la fête des mères qui fut officialisée en 1929.
FC BARCELONA TRANSFER NEWS 2008: ETO´O & AC MILAN TALKING
2008-06-08 10:40:00 According to "Sport" & "AS" FC BARCELONA player SAMUEL ETO´O has began talks with AC MILAN. The players representative Josep Maria Mesalles flew to Milan to talk with AC Milan strong person... Read all the news, results, details & comments in English on Spanish Football & Sports
Pole dancing on the tube
2008-06-06 11:51:00 I don?t know about you but on my way to work this morning I had to fight my ways past hordes of tired grumpy people, fight for a space on the tube, tiptoe around the feet of those sitting down, avoid eye contact with EVERYONE and listen to the terrible music emanating from some yoof stood nearby. At no point did an attractive girl start pole dancing. But if I had been in Romania this may well have happened. Sigh. It?s an odd thing, but certainly a welcome thing, for men at least, seeing a woman in some gorgeous lingerie, on the way to and from work...read more about Fun on the underground
By: MioBlog
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Beil To Live Together
2008-06-05 22:43:00 The very pretty, but very miserable JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BEIL may be moving in together [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. Sources are reporting that Mr J.T. and his girlfried BEIL are about to take the plunge. ?Jessica is preparing to live in Justin?s Hollywood Hills home,? an insider says. ?They?re both really excited.? But Biel, 26, is also ...
?Stupid?
2008-06-05 18:15:00 Suatu hari dua orang kaya (X dan Y) duduk di sebuah cafe, sambil ngobrol dan menggosipkan para sopirnya. Orang kaya X, “Hey, elo tahu nggak, sopir gue ini blo’onnya setengah mati! Elo nggak percaya? Nih lihat!!!.” Dia lalu memanggil sopirnya si Ucok, “Ucok, ini seratus ribu, pergi ke toko mobil gih, belikan gue Mercedez.” Ucok menjawab ...
By: KIP's Bandung
Robbers are just pants
2008-06-05 12:56:00 Two robbers showed barefaced cheek when they robbed a shop using thongs as masks to cover their faces. The two geniuses didn?t realise the skimpy underwear wouldn?t cover much of their faces ? don?t they know the thong is small? ? and so police are confident they will catch them. The mind boggles though ? where did they get the underwear from? Their girlfriends? How do robbers get girlfriends? Or did ...read more about Thongs and Robbers
By: MioBlog
Chris Rocked it hard last night!
2008-06-05 12:44:00 I’ve always been a fan of Chris Rock and have watched many of his shows, but never did I imagine that I’d watch him in person. Last night, Chris presented his No Apologies show at the Grand West Casino in Cape Town and it was absolutely brilliant! He handles topics such as black vs white and ...
Nothing To Worry About
2008-06-05 11:08:00 In a second grade sex education class, little Mary asks, “teacher, can my momma get pregnant?” The teacher asks, “how old is your mother?” Little Mary says, “forty”. The teacher says, “yes, your mother could get pregnant.” The little girl asks, “can my big sister get pregnant?” The teacher asks, “how old is your sister?” Little Mary answers, “nineteen”. The teacher says, ...
By: ZA Vibes
Should language be used to generate humour? - Feature
2008-06-05 09:00:00 Language as a metaphor has been the favorite tool, which has been employed by the filmmakers to generate humour and to bring back the repeat audience into the theatre, and DON MUTHUSWAMI also followed in the same tradition…. Read Original story
Justin Timberlake Is Making Himself (More) Unpopular
2008-06-05 00:53:00 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is taking no prisoners in the press junket for his new movie ‘The Love Guru’ [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. TIMBERLAKE is getting a bad reputation and feedback in the blogosphere, for making journalists sign a lengthily (and ever-so-slightly ridiculous) confidentiality agreement that states clauses as per the below. Just so you know, ‘The Love ...
Steven Seagal returns as The Cockpuncher!
2008-06-04 15:19:00 Today sees the release of the eagerly awaited “The Onion Movie”. The Onion is featured quite regularly here at About:Blank so you guys should love this. It features our favourite (after Chuck of course) has-been action heroes, Steven Seagal in a self-mocking sketch called “The Cockpuncher” and Melissa Cherry, a Britney Spears style teenybopper with hits ...
By: about:blank
A Mans Guide to Folding a T-Shirt
2008-06-04 15:08:00 Im forever being told off for my untidiness around the house. Here is a simple guide on how to fold a t-shirt. She does go over it quite quickly so you have my permission to watch the video more than once…its very educational. via
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Colour Co-ordinated Y Fronts
2008-06-04 15:05:00 Those were the days eh! When you could wear your colour co-ordinated Y Fronts with pride. And man they look proud!
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A world without IM is a dangerous world indeed.
2008-06-04 14:49:00 Imagine if, all of a sudden, MSN, Yahoo or Facebook etc stopped working in your office and you had to resort to good ole messages in a bottle. It may look something like this… Keep your head down next time your internet connection goes kaput.via
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Got Any Change?
2008-06-04 06:27:00 Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy.” Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again!” Officer: “Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “No, SIR!”
By: ZA Vibes
Newspapers can be so harsh!
2008-06-03 17:53:00 This newspaper knows how to kick a guy when hes down! via
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Nintendo should use this to advertise Wii Fit?
2008-06-03 17:52:00 There has never been a better time to get a Wii! Most Wii games make the player look like they are having some kind of fit but thats all changed since Wii Fit has been released… via A Welsh View
By: about:blank
Sorry. Childish humour alert.
2008-06-03 12:53:00 Wankum is a town in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. The town’s location, near the A40 autobahn close to the border with The Netherlands, is infamous with British motorists who pass the sign to the Wankum exit shortly after entering Germany.
By: about:blank
Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry.com - Selling Your Unwanted Gifts
2008-06-03 12:38:00 After a relationship ends ? a proper one, where you have to own two toothbrushes because you?re never sure which bed you?ll be waking up in, there is the inevitable post-break up clean out. CDs, clothes, books, aforementioned toothbrushes, all exchanged. But what about jewelry? It was a gift, but wearing it just seems wrong, so you...read more about Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry.com
By: MioBlog
Graduation photo comparison across the Pacific Ocean.
2008-06-03 11:38:00 The whole fraternity thing is a bit of a mystery to me…but i know what i would prefer and its not Banzai! (yes, you can click on the image for the uncensored version)via
By: about:blank
Psychics Prediction
2008-06-03 11:22:00 Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: “There?s no easy way to say this, so I?ll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.” Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared ...
By: ZA Vibes
How to peal a banana?.using your ass cheeks.
2008-06-02 21:26:00 I try my best to occasionally post something that is both educational and a compulsory social skill…everybody knows how to peal a banana using ones ass…do you? Now you do! via
By: about:blank
Its not the mouth it comes out of?
2008-06-02 21:23:00 …its the mind it goes into! (well done George Brownridge…it was unintentional of course!) via Miss Cellania
By: about:blank
A demotivation poster for the office drone.
2008-06-02 21:08:00 Ive tried my best to resist posting “motivational posters” here as i find them a bit repetitive but this one is perfect… via
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A Child?s Embarrassing Questions Solved
2008-06-02 13:27:00 Children are adorable, wide-eyed, quizzical little scamps / argumentative, mouthy, talking back monsters (delete on your opinion). They always ask the wrong questions at the wrong times, like the classic: ?is that man pregnant?? in the supermarket as a particularly obese man walks past. So the news that a doctor has written a book for children explaining about breast enhancement, and other medical body-improving operations, sounds like it actually might be a good idea. I mean if it saves embarrassing questions such as ?Why has Auntie Jane got a...read more about A Child's Embarrassing Questions Solved
By: MioBlog
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