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Kimmel cut WHCD joke per Jake Tapper?s advice
2012-05-16 22:03:00 Jimmy Kimmel delivered a barrage of edgy jokes at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (WHCD) late last month in Washington. But after consulting with ABC News senior White House correspondent Jake Tapper, Kimmel decided several were too over-the-top to make the cut. "I had some jokes about Rick Santorum," Kimmel told Howard Stern in ...
NC pastor: Telling parents to punch effeminate kids was joke
2012-05-02 19:18:00 A North Carolina pastor says he was joking when he told parents to punch their sons if they show any signs they are gay.
Political foul: Not the time to joke about secret service
2012-04-27 12:58:00 Politics is not a game exactly, but there are rules, and when you break them, you are running Politically Foul! Joe Biden gets flagged this week for joking about his secret service protection.
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2012-04-21 08:35:00 Joke par SuperAndy Fin des votes 19/05/12 08:35commentaire : 2-
By: Rue du tee-shirt
Catholic League threatens Jon Stewart with boycott over joke
2012-04-19 15:50:00 A "Daily Show" segment that criticized Fox News for ignoring the GOP's "war on women" while highlighting the left's "war on Christmas" has drawn the ire of the Catholic League. "What can women do to generate the same sense of outrage from Fox?" Stewart asked on Monday's episode. "Maybe women could protect their reproductive organs ...
Oakland Mayor Quan Pissed Over April Fools Joke
2012-04-02 23:53:00 The blog post called “Mayor Jean Quan Had Affair With Ron Dellums In 2009″ and released on April Fools Day Sunday, was widely seen by readers and observers as an April Fools joke, which it was. Trouble is, a staffer for Jean Quan, the Mayor Of Oakland, wasn’t down with the humor. In a series (Read More...)
Oakland Mayor Quan Pissed Over April Fools Joke
2012-04-02 23:53:00 The blog post called “Mayor Jean Quan Had Affair With Ron Dellums In 2009″ and released on April Fools Day Sunday, was widely seen by readers and observers as an April Fools joke, which it was. Trouble is, a staffer for Jean Quan, the Mayor Of Oakland, wasn’t down with the humor. In a series (Read More...)
GMAIL TAP [APRIL FOOLS]
2012-04-02 16:03:00 Google's at it again with their annual April Fools announcement. This time the almost believable (even we thought twice about it) gag centered around Gmail Tap, a revolutionary new way to send messages--aka "Morse Code Reinvented." The big G pulled out all the stops with this one. There are interviews with the supposed "team" behind it all including great-great-great-great-grandne-phew of Samuel Morse (hilarious), a live look at the actual app in use and even an LL Cool J celebrity endorsement. Oh brother! It says a lot about our A.D.D. techno-culture, but all in good fun! Enjoy.
April Fools' Day Joke? Mo Twister got infected with STD by ex-gf
2012-04-01 19:30:00 Did DJ Mo Twister just play an April Fools' Day joke on Twitter? The controversial DJ Mo Twister has just started another controversy on Twitter when he posted a tweet about someone giving him an...
Romney Econ Adviser Posts Deport-Seniors Joke On Blog
2012-03-21 02:18:00 Politico By GLENN THRUSH| 3/20/12 7:17 PM EDT Greg Mankiw, the Harvard professor who serves as one of Mitt Romney?s top economic advisers, has managed to take a shot at two key constituencies ? Hispanics and seniors ? in a single linked post on his popular economics blog. Under the header ?A Fiscal Solution,? Mankiw, ...
By: Suzie-Q
The World?s Oldest "Yo Mama" Joke is 3,500 Years Old
2012-03-02 17:47:00 I hope some here find this as funny as I do. A Pop article link. Article link.
DC COMICS TATTOO HOAX
2012-01-14 00:52:00 Yep, we've been suckered! Earlier we reported a post about DC Comics and their supposed litigation against fan tattoos. Turns out the story was a complete hoax from 2011. The original April Fool's story appeared on ComicMix. We're sure we weren't the only guys that got had. We can imagine all the take-downs during that week. We apologize anyway and we won't be returning any calls to Hawkman, Superman or responding to any Justice League threats...
Winklevii Bust A Nut While Crackin' Joke About Arch Nemesis Zuckerberg
2011-10-03 16:32:00 The not-so-dynamic duo who continually fall short in bringing down the one man who stood between them and a billion dollar social network are seeking alternate means for remuneration. That's right, the Winklevoss twins have taken to the TV airwaves to zing their arch nemesis Mark Zuckerberg in a Roll Global commercial for pistachios.
Philippine Government?s Autonomy Proposal: A JOKE!
2011-08-24 13:24:00 MINDA NEWS: “Heaven and Earth,” says MILF on GPH proposal; “Not too far apart,” says GPH ABS-CBN NEWS: MILF REJECTS AUTONOMY PROPOSAL After one year of constantly proclaiming their best intentions, the Philippine government peace panel finally put its cards on the negotiating table. And the MILF found it wanting. Instead of a fully-functioning autonomous ...
Jay Cutler the Butt of Wisconsin State Senate Race Joke
2011-05-17 21:16:00 Hey Matt, can you do this? Didn't think so. Love, Jay Cutler Wisconsin's Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee spokesperson Matt Canter took shot at Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler on Tuesday, while trying - so very unprofessionally - to discredit former WI governor Tommy Thompson; the Republican Senate candidate....
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore - Red Sox Fall Again
2011-04-14 09:23:00 J.D. Drew strikes out looking in the bottom of the 9th. (AP Photo) The reality is that the Red Sox are five games out of first place with 151 to be played. The truth is something much less hopeful though,...
By: SawxBlog.com
funny super glue prank practical joke(Comment & rate please)
2011-04-09 10:34:00 hilarious super glue prank - 3 guys go on a car trip and 2 of them deside to make it a bit more fun by super gluing the other guys hand to a waterRead more ...
By: Brainwashing
Joke of the Day ? Issue #78
2011-02-23 07:29:00 Today’s joke isn’t just one joke, it’s many; folks… I’m not even kidding… Goats will eat anything… Two goats are out behind a movie studio eating old movie film. One goat says to the other, “Pretty good, huh?” The second … Continue reading →
By: fracas
Joke of the Day ? Issue #77
2011-02-22 07:22:00 A very good-looking female ranch operator decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She decided to hire the gay guy, figuring … Continue reading →
By: fracas
Joke of the Day ? Issue #76
2011-02-21 07:55:00 A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, ?This is phenomenal. You?ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, … Continue reading →
By: fracas
Joke of the Day ? Issue #75
2011-02-20 07:05:00 Emma?s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement ? not even her parents? nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Emma was … Continue reading →
By: fracas
Joke of the Day ? Issue #74
2011-02-09 07:01:00 (The following joke was originally posted at the fraccers site.) A guy can?t obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there?s nothing … Continue reading →
By: fracas
NFL Discipline is a Joke
2010-11-23 00:30:00 NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is clueless. Let me show you how....
Joke of the Day ? Issue #73
2010-11-14 03:03:00 A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost.. Wandering … Continue reading →
By: fracas
Joke of the Day ? Issue #72
2010-11-12 09:00:00 A guy calls a weight loss company and orders their 5-day/5kg weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a … Continue reading →
By: fracas
Joke of the Day ? Issue #71
2010-11-10 09:00:00 For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. “You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “That I’m going to give … Continue reading →
By: fracas
Joke of the Day ? Issue #69
2010-11-08 09:00:00 Bill was happily and passionately married to Brenda when a brain aneurysm suddenly and unexpectedly caused her death. Bill was inconsolably grief-stricken and couldn?t bear to be separated from Brenda even in death. After Brenda was cremated Bill installed the … Continue reading →
By: fracas
Joke of the Day ? Issue #68
2010-11-07 20:39:00 (I happened upon this at a tech support site, and since it is Sunday, decided to share it at fracas, as my good deed for the day.) Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 … Continue reading →
By: fracas
Joke of the Day ? Issue #67
2010-11-06 04:33:00 The Scene: A roadside convenience store in the middle of nowhere. In walks a duck. It waddles up to the counter and asks the clerk, “Got Grapes?” Strangely unsurprised at the talking duck, the small town gentleman does his best … Continue reading →
By: fracas
No joke: Seth MacFarlane recording swing album
2010-08-06 17:56:00 Seth MacFarlane has sung parody show tunes as animated characters, now the "Family Guy" creator is putting out a serious album.
No Joke- Improvisers on the EL Fire
2010-06-21 07:22:00 Several improvisers, some of them traveling together, and some just coincidentally on the same train, suffered through the smoke and heat of the Red Line EL fire on Sunday afternoon....
Adobe Photoshop CS5 Content-Aware Joke
2010-03-27 22:31:00 Content-aware is like the hand of God applied to Photoshop image editing. Simply select a region, hit the delete key, let the software chew on it for awhile, and whamo! It “interpolates” the background content that should be there… Real or not? Take a look for yourself. Content-awareness demo 1 Content-awareness demo 2 I’m actually ...
By: ThansCorner
Kevin And Nick Jonas Joke Around On The ?JONAS? Set
2010-03-04 06:26:00 Kevin and Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers joked around while filming ‘JONAS’ on the beach in Malibu, California on Monday (March 1). Kevin waved to the pesky paparazzi and they filmed a...
News: SNOW joke!! Monkeylord,D'Addario,Planet Waves contest
2010-02-21 13:34:00 Lots of snow... and various takes, guitar in a blizzard, guitar on skis, guitar naked in the snow? stefan in blizzard The Skitar! Rob Chappers Contest Weirdest Place Contest video 2 (Monkeylord,D'Addario,Planet Waves contest)
Morrissey big coup for Sun-Times; BCS big joke for college football
2009-12-06 19:36:00 The Bald Truth Once Jay Mariotti's fiefdom, the Sun-Times now is populated by the two columnists (Tribune defector Rick Morrissey and Rick Telander) who ripped Jay a new one - justifiably and almost always entertainingly - at every opportunity. Anyway, best of everything to Morrissey in his new endeavor. Big score for the Sun-Times; big loss for the Trib. The Balder TruthWhen I hit the button on this post, I officially will be off for a week. And by off, I mean completely off. I will not be blogging or answering e-mail or even watching ESPN. Just need to recharge the old brain and reconnect with my loved ones, so I'm giving up sports and writing for a week.Thanks for being...
PeTA Stunts, Campaigns and Posters: A Joke of Itself?
2009-12-05 18:11:00 How ethical are People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? Is PeTA becoming a parody of itself?
The Democratic Party is a bad, ?Yo Mama? joke
2009-11-25 17:24:00 [From On the Wilder Side. Posted on November 25, 2009 by kwilder] Thanks to Green Party Watch for the tip. Dan Kairis is running for Congress, 14th District, in Illinois. Kairis filed signatures to run on the Green Party line. Those challenges are being brought by someone who is receiving help from lawyers connected to the Democratic ...
An Institution of Sarah Palin!? This has got to be a joke!
2009-11-21 21:48:00 An Institute for the Study of Sarah Palin? You've got to be kiddin' me!From WashingtonPost (Warning: This may loose your lunch!)-- I saw the other day that George W. Bush is raising money for his proposed policy institute at Southern Methodist University. I did some research and found out that there are something like 3,000 policy institutes, most of them hosting convocations about nothing much and issuing papers no one reads. I suggest therefore that Bush use his money to do something truly different and constructive -- establish the Institute for the Study of Sarah Palin. My check is in the mail.This is Palin Week -- days of interviews relating to the publication of her book, "Going Rogue." She will appear virtually everywhere, making her usual good impression, and there will be more talk about how she might run for president. Someone will point out that she is even scheduled soon to go to Iowa -- and you know what that means.On the other hand, someone else will point out that t...
NHL scheduling is a joke
2009-11-05 16:07:00 Tonight, the Blackhawks play their first game 6 days. Typically, a team would welcome such a layoff to get healthy, tweak a couple things, and just relax, but with this being an Olympic year, the NHL is scrambling to cram in games. The Hawks are the biggest victim of this cramming. They will play back to back games 19 times this season, including a game tonight in Phoenix and a game tomorrow in Colorado. No team in the NHL has this many back to backs. How can the NHL justify this? They couldn't find one team to face the Hawks within the past six days? Even one less back to backer could make a huge difference. ...
Joke Lineups
2009-11-04 12:00:00 It's always fun to find a good new joke. You can run out and get a good laugh out of your friends when they hear it for the first time. But if you tell that joke over and over again to the same people, it won't be as funny the second and third time around. Once the novelty wears off, a typical joke loses most of its luster.Over at Truehoop Henry Abbott has been holding an extended discussion with former Mavericks stat guru Professor Wayne Winston on the use of adjusted plus/minus as a metric for measuring basketball performance. Now plus/minus is basically a metric that attempts to show how well the team does when a particular player is on...
StubHub In Haiku: A Cruel Joke On Cubs Fans?
2009-10-19 23:20:00 What the hell StubHubCubs fans aren't depressed enoughSo now you send this?Here is an email I received this afternoon from StubHub. The "Check it out" link points to the StubHub page to purchase LCS and WS tickets. I thought it might be a practical joke from a friend, but the stubhub-mail.com domain is registered to StubHub. And the address matches other email I've received from StubHub, which also referred to "your Chicago Cubs" - presumably because I requested info on Cubs tickets in the past.Did anyone else receive a similar email?...
President Obama and David Letterman joke during a break at a taping of CBS
2009-09-22 03:18:00 President Barack Obama, who has faced a lot of criticism from some quarters which former President Jimmy Carter views as racially motivated, had an answer for that in his talk with the Late Show's David Letterman today.
By: Get rich
Bottle Tops - Cruel Manufacturers' Joke?
2009-09-03 16:46:00 Lately, I have found the design of bottle tops/caps to be a bit of a problem; by some 'twist' of fate (groan), i inevitably end up with milk dribbled down my chin while I am drinking my beverage! Depending on how my mouth closes around the edge of the top, the liquid tends to run down along the t
“3 Rs for a joke sms is daylight robbery” – On Increasing
2009-09-03 12:50:00 The first panel discussion at the IAMAI conference on Mobile content and services was on Mobile Technology, the questions the panel tried to answer were: *Â Will Technology be the driving factor for content and services in Future? * What would be the future technology to boost the data services? * How the technology could be used for efficiency in access of Services? Language is a barrier for VAS adoption: Starting the session Chirag Jain,VPÂ Marketing,Webaroo said the key proponents in the whole Mobile VAS system comprised are User and Content, he pointed out that language is one barrier mobile companies have to overcome for a wider VAS adoption in India. Llater in a Q&A session he said that VAS services should be implemented for ease of access to the user and he pointed out that during the ideation of SMSGupshup, Webaroo (its parent comapny) did a test run of their idea at PanIIT, where in they gave fairly complex commands to the delegates to find their friends through sm...
By: WATblog
A Joke/Maybe More?
2009-08-27 01:10:00 So this Engineer ends up in Hell. He goes, man, it's hot here. He asks the Devil, "Can I do something about this heat?" The Devil says, "Do whatever you want." So the Engineer builds a great AC system, cools the place down. He makes an Ice maker, they get a nice Tiki bar going, and star
Marriage is a Joke
2009-08-19 15:50:00 It's Chicago Improviser Pat O'Brien's last week of shows before he heads out to NYC for SNL. (the Second City Mainstage cast, from l. to r.; Pat O'Brien, Anthony LeBlanc, Joe Canale, Brad Morris, Lauren Ash, Shelly Gossman, Emily Wilson) *...
Ruggero Robin: the no joke series!
2009-08-16 22:40:00 Nor sure why these are called joke... as they are no joke to me... some fantastic playing again from Ruggero Robin... enjoy! Ruggero Robin Maiden Voyage Joke Solar joke Ruggero Robin Blue Bossa Joke Ruggero Robin Chitarra Egmond Joke 1966 This is a content summary only. Visit Truth In Shredding to find out more! |
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