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Zany Scientists Make World's Most Expensive Pair Of X-Ray Glasses
2006-08-14 15:27:00
Zany Scientist s Make World 's Most Expensive Pair Of X-Ray Glass es Nothing says funny like X-Ray glasses. And scientists are nothing if not funny. Take those fun-loving guys at Stanford University's Linear Accelerator Center (SLAC) in Menlo Park, California. They know that Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois will be shut down by 2010 and that scientists are determined to have the
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2006-08-13 07:36:02
Golden Fiddle Makes The Honorary Scientists List Because sometimes scientists concede that civilians are really funny too, and this from Golden Fiddle is a classic: FADE IN: INT. A BEACH HOUSE BATHROOM, MALIBU, CALIFORNIA. NIGHT Matthew Mcconaughey and Lance Armstrong shower, shave, wax, pluck, gel, and dress together before for a big night at Sky Bar in Los Angeles. LANCE: Hey, Matt. MATT: What can I do you for, LA? LANCE: You gonna wear the linen shirt tonight? MATT: That?s right. LANCE: Yeah, me too. Hey, Matt. MATT: What now, amigo? LANCE: How many buttons you gonna leave unbuttoned? MATT: Well, my friend. I?m fixin? to go four deep tonight. Give the ladies a little taste. LANCE: Yeah, right. Four sounds about right? Hey, Matt. MATT: Che cosa ora mio Amico? LANCE: You gonna roll your sleeves up? MATT: To right below the elbow. LANCE: Hey, Matt. MATT: What now, Sir Lancelot? Read the rest here.

2006-08-13 07:36:02
James Van Allen R.I.P.

2006-08-13 07:36:02
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Parting The Red Sea - Science Explains That ( And The Rest Of The Bible Too
2006-08-10 15:44:00
Parting The Red Sea - Science Explains That ( And The Rest Of The Bible Too )James Cameron, who wanted us to suspend disbelief long enough to buy into robots from the future and aliens in our oceans, is worried people might actually have belief in something he didn't create through the magic of film; specifically that the Old Testament God ( not the 'be nice to each other' New Testament one ) was
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The Science Of Freak Magnets
2006-08-07 16:51:00
The Science Of Freak Magnet s Know what I love most about science? We have been using magnets for years in all kinds of applications, even multi-billion dollar industries like semiconductor and microprocessing, but no one knows what a magnetic field is.If you ask a physicist (ahem - a different physicist ) you'll get answers like "a magnetic field is a region in space where a magnetic force can be

Science Shows You How To Get Twice As Much Pussy
2006-07-14 16:35:00
Science Show s You How To Get Twice As Much PussyHeisenberg ( get your sour grapes shirt here) once postulated that a cat could be alive and dead at the same time. What he didn't foresee was that one day a cat would be born that could be both normal and a mutated aberration at the same time:And yet there it is, another scientific miracle, normal except for the freakish two-headed aspect. Some of
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Science Gives You Relationship Advice
2006-04-07 16:16:00
Relatonship Advice It may surprise you to learn this, because you are used to me being a science guru and, on occasion, a Formula One race car driver who solves mysteries on TV, but I am also an expert on relationships.Not my own, of course. My past relationships have gone somewhere between train wreck and horror movie - without the actual sweet release of death. No, I mean I am an expert on
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Anna Nicole Smith Is So Annoying Even Charities Don't Want Her
2005-12-03 21:26:00
Anna Nicole Smith Is So Annoying Even Charities Don't Want HerTurns out Trimspa paid big money to have their celebrity endorser appear at Live 8 and generally cause havoc and chaos. Why would she draw a crowd? I have no idea. According to this article on The Smoking Gun Trimspa stiffed the charity out of its promised $320,000 for Anna's "integration" into the broadcast, along with some
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Babies Not Doing Limbo Any More
2005-12-02 21:24:00
Babies Not Doing Limb o Any More Yeah, you think I am going to make a joke about dancing infants, right? No, this will be a joke about Catholics. I'm kind of an old school Catholic - not self-flagellation or anything like that, though mutual flagellation might be hot in the right circumstances. And, except for those bits about no pre-marital sex, no sodomy, etc. I have led a pretty clean life.
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Enrique Iglesias Wants You To Know His Penis Is Not Small
2005-12-01 21:22:00
Enrique Iglesias Want s You To Know His Penis Is Not Small If you're like me, your first thought was "Who the hell is Enrique Iglesias?" Then I remembered, yeah, he's the guy married to Buffy The Vampire Slayer.No, wait, that isn't him at all. This guy is apparently related to a famous singer ... or he's supposed to be some kind of singer himself. But that isn't what made him famous. Being on
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Christina Aguilera Gets Married, Gives Hope To Ugly Guys Everywhere
2005-11-23 21:42:00
Christina Aguilera Gets Married, Gives Hope To Ugly Guys Everywhere Okay, she got married and actually looks pretty good here, but what woman doesn't on her wedding day?Yet look at the guy she married. Dude, you can shave on your wedding day. What this really does is reaffirm the advice I have given to women countless times: DATE UGLY MEN. They try harder. I mean, look at this guy. I have
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Newest Buddha Is Skinny - Fat Advocates Blame It On Media Pressure
2005-11-21 16:05:00
Newest Buddha Is Skin ny - Fat Advocates Blame It On Media Press ureRam Bomjon has a pretty good gig. He spends his days meditating under a tree. He hasn't had to cook or order takeout for six months. Heck, he hasn't eaten anything at all. Not even a McNugget, say the thousands of worshippers who have flocked to southern Nepal to worship the 15-year-old boy.As you can imagine, 6 months without
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Tommy Lee Hooked On Absinthe And Strippers
2005-11-20 04:30:00
Tommy Lee Hooked On Absinthe And Strip persWell, who isn't? Except replace 'strippers' with supermodels and 'absinthe' with Cheez-Doodles. There's nothing like canoodling with supermodels while enjoying a bag of Cheez-Doodles.But unlike Tommy, I don't go for "La Fée Verte" - that's the French term for Absinthe but, being French people and therefore 80% gay, the literal translation is "the green
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What To Do If You Are Sedated By A Thai Tranvestite
2005-11-16 04:31:00
What To Do If You Are Sedated By A Thai TranvestiteNow, if there's one thing I know, it's Thai hookers. And I can tell you, if a Thai man wants to dress up like a woman and hide a sedative in his mouth and stick it down your throat while kissing you, it's going to happen. And you will get robbed. And maybe lose a kidney.So the police in Bangkok are putting people on notice. Heck, one poor
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Scientists Are Hotter Than Brad Pitt
2005-10-29 16:41:00
Scientists Are Hotter Than Brad Pitt A week or so ago Sweety is sitting around reading People ( which I don't think anyone over the age of 30 should do, but if that's her only vice, whatever ) and Jennifer Aniston is on the cover. So I say, "Nice of her and Vince Vaughn to be so discreet. And Brad Pit t is definitely winning that battle."She doesn't look up. She has been through this kind of thing
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