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I Have Moved I have moved to www.scienceandsupermo...
2006-12-01 19:07:00
I Have Move d I have moved to www.scienceandsupermodels.com.Please update your bookmarks. Of course, if you want profound science from me and other legendary internet scientists, come see me at ScientificBlogging.com.
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Bond. Cash Bond.
2006-11-20 08:27:00
Bond. Cash Bond People who have known me for a long time know that when I am not dazzling the world with scientific brilliance, I am a Formula One race car driver who also solves mysteries on TV. What the rest of you may not know is that I was also the star of a major motion picture. It was a different take on the James Bond story - I played an American spy who pretends to be a scientist
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Surest Sign Of The Apocalypse - No More Blondes
2006-11-14 16:06:00
Surest Sign Of The Apocalypse - No More Blond es According to this article, researchers at the World Health Organization have claimed that the last natural blonde will be born in Finland in 2202. And the BBC version tells us German scientists have claimed this is due to decreasing frequency of the recessive gene for blonde hair. The SkyNet article states that when the last Ice Age ended
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The Mens Guide To Dating A Geek Girl V 1.0
2006-11-08 07:33:00
The Men s Guide To Dating A Geek Girl V 1.0 Let's face it, sometimes we get tired of dating models. Sure, they clean up well but it gets annoying having to tell her she's beautiful a hundred times a day and the cocaine bill gets expensive. You might think you have no hope of getting an attractive low-maintenance geek girl and I am inclined to agree ( that you can't anyway ) but I would rather

Face Recognition, Emotions And Why I Will Be The Next Jackie Chan
2006-11-07 17:42:00
Face Recognition, Emotions And Why I Will Be The N ext Jackie Chan Dynamic face recognition may be one of the last frontiers for quantifying why some of our simplest brain functions have difficulty being matched by computers. As a kid, when computers were more basic, it was easy to see the differences between my brain and the power of a computer. When I played baseball I knew the instant
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How Math Can Save Your Marriage - An Interview With The Author Of Geek Logi
2006-11-03 07:48:00
How Math Can Save Your Marriage - An Inter view With The Author Of Geek Logik Ever have someone tell you a certain pesky question can't be answered scientifically? Garth Sundem is here to help. He's the author of Geek Logik and it's his business to help you mathematically solve life's most pressing problems. Garth has created plug-in numerical solutions that help you make decisions while
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Guns, Guitars And Greenpeace
2006-11-03 05:23:00
Guns, Guitar s And Green peace As a younger man, I was a big fan of Greenpeace . As time went on, I thought they lost their focus by branching out from protesting nuclear weapons to whaling and trees and basically hanging out a shingle that said, "If you send us money, we will protest for you." I watched them change from instilling their people with scientific literacy to educating their
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Science Determines The Media Is Just Too Darn Suggestive These Days
2006-11-01 20:36:00
Science Determines The Media Is Just Too Darn Suggestive These Days With all this business about girls dressing like tramps and articles stating that 140 incidents of sexual behavior occur on prime-time network television each week I am starting to worry that the media might be a tad over the top. Sure, you will automatically dismiss that kind of talk as an aging guy romancing the days of his
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New York City Declares War On Good Food
2006-10-29 21:12:00
New York City Declares War On Good Food It looks like the bibs are coming off in New York City . The thing that advocates of good food have long feared is about to happen; New York City will be the first to ban trans fatty acids. Know why McDonald's fries tasted better when you were a kid? Trans fatty acids - and a lot of salt. Do they taste as good today? Of course not. The only people who
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Science Has Bad News For Goth Chicks - Vampires May Not Be Real
2006-10-26 06:09:00
Science Has Bad News For Goth Chick s - Vampire s May Not Be Real Groundbreaking - and heartwarmingly unessential - research done by University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou has attempted to confirm what a generation of suicide girls has always feared - that vampires do not exist. His reasoning? On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was just over 530 million people. If
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AstroGlide - The Video Game
2006-10-24 16:40:00
AstroGlide - The Video Game If there's one thing I hate it's rumors about me and women I am not actually nailing. And, frankly, this thing about me and Kate Beckinsale has gotten out of hand. I am not responsible for the collapse of her marriage, no matter how bad it looks. Okay, because your opinion of me is important, here is what happened: I happened to be in an internet cafe in Japan
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When Good Girls Go Bad
2006-10-20 22:18:00
When Good Girls Go Bad I guess the NY Times is just discovering that Halloween is the perfect time for women to let out their inner tramp. Men knew this. Hell, we invented Halloween many years ago for no other reason than to get Celtic women out of those ill-fitting robes and into some cool outfits. Even seeing that picture makes me feel all piratey. If she were here I'd totally make her

Scientists Discover An Underwater UPS Truck from 2300 Years Ago And Other S
2006-10-19 16:02:00
Scientists Discover An Under water UPS Truck from 2300 Years Ago And Other Shipping News The best stuff happens with Greeks. An undersea robot has discovered a Greek ship from 350 BC containing ceramic jars of olive oil, wine and whatever else Greek ships carried back then. Imagine that advertising slogan: "We deliver in six weeks or it's free!" We know that buried ship isn't carrying the
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Science Wants To Give You Better Orgasms
2006-10-14 18:33:00
Science Wants To Give You Better Orgasms There was a time when the vagina was not in vogue. It was all 'clitoris' this and 'clitoris' that for female orgasms. Scientists have a healthy distrust of politicians and activists so we were afraid to stand up against the clitoral orthodoxy but in a secret enclave ( known as "New Jersey" ) a group of neuroscientists have been reverse engineering the
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Science Shows You How To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is A Tramp
2006-10-12 21:06:00
Science Shows You How To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is A Tramp Trust is an important element in any relationship. How do you establish trust? Naturally, you have her followed and break into her email. But what if the paranoid wench drives like Steve McQueen and doesn't use her cat's name as her password? What then? Science would rather light a candle than curse your darkness so I have
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Science Helps You Plan Your Weekend
2006-10-06 16:35:00
Science Helps You Plan Your Weekend Here Are Your Options: 1. Die In A Cocaine-Fueled Orgy Of Gayness Just hang out with German nobility. A gay guy in Germany jumping from a balcony while hopped up on drugs during an orgy barely made the news in the U.S., because it is so unsurprising. Cocaine and gay orgies in a party thrown by a German Count? Next we'll hear they pissed on each other.
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Science Helps You Understand World Politics
2006-10-04 22:50:00
Science Helps You Understand News Of The World How To Understand Post-Feminist Sexual Politics Ms. Magazine is publishing a "We Had Abortions" petition. I guess it's supposed to be some stand for female empowerment - you know, since after only 35 million abortions Ms. Magazine still thinks they're illegal. They should just save scientists some time and call it the "We Like To Screw And Won't
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Scientists Bring Peace To The Mid-East
2006-09-29 11:48:01
Scientists Bring Peace To The Mid-East FADE IN: INT. A CORPORATE OFFICE, SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA. DAYTIME. Cash pops an "Our Blend" Keurig pod into his coffee maker and prepares for another day of making the world safe for technology, one supermodel at a time. His desk has a Curta mechanical calculator and a Bruce Wayne action figure. NOT Batman. Bruce Wayne. The Science Phone rings. CASH:
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Phi, The Ultimate Supermodel
2006-09-26 17:40:00
Phi, The Ultimate Supermodel "What is a supermodel?" People sometimes ask me. It has a few definitions and sometimes people argue over them, much the way Heidi Klum and Elle MacPherson fight over who is called "The Body." * If you're reading this site, you know that a supermodel is an aspect of complexity science that incorporates multiple variables to try and spit out the best solution.
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Super Science Whiz Bang Contest
2006-09-25 23:21:00
Super Science Whiz Bang Contest (or skip below if you don't care) If you don't care about free stuff, skip to the next message to enjoy today's wholesome scientific and supermodel-ish goodness! ... Okay, you are still reading. We only rank at about 200,000 on Alexa which means there just aren't enough people talking about us. So we're going to have a contest and basically bribe you into
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Need To Learn Fractals? Get Cornrows!
2006-09-25 16:07:00
Need To Learn Fractal s? Get Cornrows! There's some modern school of thought that says you have to be 'culturally relevant' to teach students, like students in New York City won't get it if you use a mathematical example that involves counting trees. So if you want your students to learn fractal geometry you have to use corn row hair braids to make your point. Take this, for example: "Each

Science Shows You How To Predict Celebrity Marriages
2006-09-21 10:51:04
Science Shows You How To Predict Celeb rity Marriage s John Tierney of the Times writes:I went to Garth Sundem, the wickedly ingenious author of Geek Logik, a new book of mathematical formulas for deciding questions like whether you should sleep with a co-worker, whether you should join a gym or see a therapist, and whether you can wear a Speedo without frightening small children. I asked Sundem to
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The Other Supermodels
2006-09-20 08:27:00
The Other Supermodel s Sexy? Ummm, yeah, a little. But only to scientists. Nah, not sexy at all. This article is by UK writer Henry Nicholls on mathematical modelling of infectious diseases. This technique allows 'virtual epidemics' to be run, testing the effects of different assumptions or possible interventions. Obviously this is important to the British, since their farmers have made
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Everything I Need To Know About Business I Learned From Watching Weird Scie
2006-09-18 16:53:00
Everything I Need To Know About Business I Learned From Watching Weird Science Sometimes it's believed that business, or science ( or the business of science), takes a lot of education. I am here to tell you, my friends, the only education you need can be found in one easy location, it only takes 94 minutes of your time, and I am giving this secret to you for free: it's the Weird Science DVD.
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Some Scientific Equations Can't Be Solved, Like This One: W*0^M = N
2006-09-16 16:51:00
Some Scientific Equations Can't Be Solved, Like This One: W*0^M = N And Π (Pi) or Maxwell's Equations. Everyone knows Π already, it's the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle (22/7) and goes on forever. Then there's Maxwell's Equations; Maxwell grasped the connection between magnetism and electricity and how they create each other. But, like Π, they can never be solved.
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Your Jedi Mind-Trick Moment For September
2006-09-13 21:51:02
Your Jedi Mind -Trick Moment For September Michael Witig and his wife were out barbecuing when they saw something streaking through the sky. They turned on their camera and filmed it as fire and smoke billowed behind the mystery object. Not to worry, said the FAA. It was a just jet that was leaving a contrail behind it and the sun was at just the right angle to reflect off the jet and create
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Science Makes An Argument For Concubines
2006-09-09 21:21:03
Science Make s An Argument For Concubines Okay, before all you crazy feminists get upset and menstruate all over your computer screens because of that headline, hear me out. Well, get in the kitchen and bake me a pie. Then hear me out. Mistresses are getting popular in China. Some Commie bigwigs spend their days bilking the proletariat and then their nights canoodling with as many as seven
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Remastered "Star Trek" - Set Phasers For Fun
2006-09-08 09:06:02
Remastered "Star Trek " - Set Phasers For Fun I know The Next Generation had its day in the sun but anyone - and I will brook no argument on this matter - who contends that the original is not the greatest sci-fi series of all time instantly loses their nerd cred around here. So if you are a TNG nerd - no, wait, if you can name more than three characters on any one of the later spin-offs - here
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2006-09-03 08:36:02
Science Gets You More Sex - Again It looked like a close one for the credibility of science today. First, we had the International Astronomical Union acting like a bunch of retarded cats and adding 3 new planets but then demoting poor Pluto. This made scientists sad but we continued on with our day by heading to the local pharmacy, because Cheez-Doodles are on sale there. While there, a

2006-08-15 07:39:01
Moon Landing Footage "Missing", Replaced With Episode Of Futurama*Almost any kid today can spot bad CGI a mile away. Have a kid watch Raiders Of The Lost Ark, for example and, when that fighter plane crashes into the tunnel, kids will start giggling because it looks so fake to them.How is this possible? Eyes are trained by experience like anything else and special effects are a lot better today. This is why NASA now has to pretend they lost the footage from the original moon landing. There are two things that all scientists know: first is that Adolf Hitler was an avatar of Vishnu and is even now communing with Hyperborean gods in an underground Antarctic base from which he will lead a fleet of UFOs to establish the Fourth Reich; and second is that the moon landings never really happened.Sure, they showed stuff on TV but NASA had an excuse for the odd visual quality even then - their equipment was not "compatible" with the TV technology of the day, they said, so the original tran...