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5 of the easiest scams you can pull off.
2008-02-04 23:39:00 The Wal Mart Scam pt 1. - The first Wal Mart Scam requires a little spending. What you do is buy something that comes in a big enough box, but before you take it to the checkout, open the box and stuff it with some accessories or other goodies. If the alarm goes off when you pass through, they will see your purchased item and assume theres been a mistake. The Wal Mart Scam part 2 - This one is really straight forward. Waltz into Wal Mart. Grab something off the shelf and open the box and scuff up the contents a bit. March over to customer service and begin to look very angry. Tel the clerk that the product you purchased is damaged or not working properly.They will likely exchange it happily for a shiny new one in an unopened box. If they act snippy or ask for a receipt, ask them for their employee number and demand to speak with a manager. This will scare the pants off of the clerk and he will either exchange your product or get the manager to do so for you. How to get free stuf... More About: Scams , Pull
The gateway drug
2008-02-01 03:28:00 Marijuana is NOT a gateway drug Sure its probably the first drug that a heroin addict or crackhead ever tried… but prostitutes have probably had sex before they become a full blown hooker and you don’t hear people going around saying “Sex leads to prostitution” So why are there these negative stigmas and misconceptions? Because the people who are leading the war on drugs don’t have anything else to back themselves up. Prostitution is a horrible lifestyle. Thats’ why they don’t need to make things up to deter people. They can get by on facts alone. More About: Gateway , Drug
Songs about smokin’ Weed
2008-01-22 21:38:00 Theres are probably thousands of songs about smoking weed. Most hip hop and rap music at least mention marijuana in them a few times per track. But urban music isn’t the only place you can find songs about smoking marijuana. All you do to do is go through your parents’ record collection from the 60’s to find songs sharing the same subject matter as your hip hop collection. The chronic has been a favored topic for songwriters for decades. Grateful Dead-Don’t Bogart That Joint- Don’t bogart that joint my friend Pass it over to me Don’t bogart that joint my friend Pass it over to me Roll another one Just like the other one You’ve been holding on to it And I sure will like a hit Roll another one Just like the other one That one’s burned to the end Come on and be a real friend Champaign and Reefer, Muddy Waters, Tupac- Weed Got Me Crazy Sublime- Legalize It Everybody must get stoned - Bob Dylan !!MISCONCEPTION ALERT!! - Interestingly ... More About: Songs
Funny Drug Quotes
2008-01-17 21:13:00 An old timer 60′ stoner and I once shared stoner sayings for hours and we had never met before. There are a lot of funny stoner quotes that I can recall hearing when friends would get together to smoke weed. Here are some funny drug quotes that I decided to share: Party hardy rock and roll, puff a joint and smoke a bowl, weed’s the way to get some kicks, Satan loves you, 666 Smoke two joints in the morning, smoke two joints at night. Smoke two joints in the afternoon and then i feel alright. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly? You don’t cough, you don’t get off. More About: Funny , Quotes , Drug
Funny Drug Quotes
2008-01-17 21:13:00 An old timer 60′ stoner and I once shared stoner sayings for hours and we had never met before. There are a lot of funny stoner quotes that I can recall hearing when friends would get together to smoke weed. Here are some funny drug quotes that I decided to share: Party hardy rock and roll, puff a joint and smoke a bowl, weed’s the way to get some kicks, Satan loves you, 666 Smoke two joints in the morning, smoke two joints at night. Smoke two joints in the afternoon and then i feel alright. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly? You don’t cough, you don’t get off. More About: Funny , Quotes , Drug
Things to do when you’re stoned and bored
2008-01-17 09:52:00 Build a macguyver bong out of things in the room with you. This can be a fun thing to do when you are stoned and bored with a friend. Listen to an album in its’ entirety. This is always a great past time that we often forget about. Theres nothing better than to sit and smoke weed listening to records. Become a creative cook or pastry chef. This is probably not best to attempt if you are baked in your parents or someone else’s house. If you have the groceries to spare, get stoned and cook up a storm. Maybe some brownies? Do you play a musical instrument? Can you learn one? Art and other hobbies while stoned can be a zenlike experience. Draw iamges in your head. They never quite come out right. Read Ganjapix.com and look at the rotating pictures Better yet take some pictures and send them to us. More About: Bored , Things , Stoned
Things to do when you’re stoned and bored
2008-01-17 09:52:00 Build a macguyver bong out of things in the room with you. This can be a fun thing to do when you are stoned and bored with a friend. Listen to an album in its’ entirety. This is always a great past time that we often forget about. Theres nothing better than to sit and smoke weed listening to records. Become a creative cook or pastry chef. This is probably not best to attempt if you are baked in your parents or someone else’s house. If you have the groceries to spare, get stoned and cook up a storm. Maybe some brownies? Do you play a musical instrument? Can you learn one? Art and other hobbies while stoned can be a zenlike experience. Draw iamges in your head. They never quite come out right. Read Ganjapix.com and look at the rotating pictures Better yet take some pictures and send them to us. More About: Bored , Things , Stoned
Top drug busts of 2007
2007-12-28 18:37:00 Well this is kind of a painful list to publish but it does help drive in some of the points of our affiliates and subsidiaries. Another year has come and gone, and nearing the end of 2007 and start of 2008, we decided we would have a look at what some of our friends in the law enforcement community have to show for it. This is some of the year’s largest drug busts. Canadian Border Guard charged in drug bust - 208 kilograms of cocaine, worth $6 million. Accidental Find Leads Cops To One Of The Biggest Drug Busts In Toronto History El Paso CBP Officers Make Largest Drug Bust In 2 Years Largest Drug Bust in Sommerville history Lets hope we can make 2008 a bust free year. If we can’t at least I’ll have another list to post … sadly at that.
Reefer Roundup vol. 1
2007-09-27 07:16:00 Cannabis and the Christ Jesus used marijuana - CannabisCulture.com Can we become more like Jesus by smoking marijuana? -On Marijuana.com Marijuana in the holy oil? - The Book of Thoth Record high marijuana arrests - DrugWarRant Why Do Police Really Oppose Marijuana Legalization? Ever wonder? - Stopthedrugwar.org Check out the solo pipe!!! This thing is friggen awesome. I want one. More About: Roundup
Reefer Roundup vol. 1
2007-09-27 07:16:00 Cannabis and the Christ Jesus used marijuana - CannabisCulture.com Can we become more like Jesus by smoking marijuana? -On Marijuana.com Marijuana in the holy oil? - The Book of Thoth Record high marijuana arrests - DrugWarRant Why Do Police Really Oppose Marijuana Legalization? Ever wonder? - Stopthedrugwar.org Check out the solo pipe!!! This thing is friggen awesome. I want one. More About: Roundup
51 of the Best place to hide your weed
2007-09-14 06:06:00 Friends or family keep finding your stash? You need to rethink where you are keeping your gangja supply. Read through this list of the best places to keep your weed and think of the ones that would work best in your home or office. Wherever there’s a marijuana smoker, theres a stash not far away. In your underwear drawer (every mom in the world does this). Keep it in behind a heating vent. Tape it to the top of your ceiling fan In the couch cushions. Under your pillow. In your parents bedroom. They will too worried that you found their stash to look for yours. (see number 1) Inside your computer tower. Duct tape it inside of your eavestrough (waterproofing is a must). Hide weed in your mailbox, who sends snail mail anymore anyways? In a jewelery box. In your nightstand In the glove compartment in your car. Under a car seat. Hide your weed over the panel of a drop-ceiling. Keep your weed in the same place you keep your condoms. Nobody wants to go there. Inside a personal care... More About: Place , Weed
51 of the Best place to hide your weed
2007-09-14 06:06:00 Friends or family keep finding your stash? You need to rethink where you are keeping your gangja supply. Read through this list of the best places to keep your weed and think of the ones that would work best in your home or office. Wherever there’s a marijuana smoker, theres a stash not far away. In your underwear drawer (every mom in the world does this). Keep it in behind a heating vent. Tape it to the top of your ceiling fan In the couch cushions. Under your pillow. In your parents bedroom. They will too worried that you found their stash to look for yours. (see number 1) Inside your computer tower. Duct tape it inside of your eavestrough (waterproofing is a must). Hide weed in your mailbox, who sends snail mail anymore anyways? In a jewelery box. In your nightstand In the glove compartment in your car. Under a car seat. Hide your weed over the panel of a drop-ceiling. Keep your weed in the same place you keep your condoms. Nobody wants to go there. Inside a personal care prod... More About: Place , Weed
Lack of knowledge fueling the fire
2007-09-10 07:28:00 It is interesting how with a little bit of paying attention, you can notice certain inconsistencies and common misanthropies about marijuana smoking that are just generally accepted as true but the media, the average joe-smoke-free, and the law enforcement community. As pointed out by Scott Morgan, It’s a tiresome ritual, but reporters just love it, and it would never occur to them that the police sometimes don’t have a clue what they’re talking about: [Merced Multi-Agency Narcotics Task Force Commander] Compston said more growers are cloning female plants, which produce the valuable buds with higher THC levels, in order to yield a product that will be more profitable on the street. “They are basically making hybrid plants,” Compston said. [Merced Sun-Star] Maybe I’m being picky, but I think it’s rather telling that a regional task force commander fundamentally misunderstands how marijuana works. All commercial marijuana is female. Male plants aren’t just less profit... More About: Fire , Knowledge , Lack
Lack of knowledge fueling the fire
2007-09-10 07:28:00 It is interesting how with a little bit of paying attention, you can notice certain inconsistencies and common misanthropies about marijuana smoking that are just generally accepted as true but the media, the average joe-smoke-free, and the law enforcement community. As pointed out by Scott Morgan, It’s a tiresome ritual, but reporters just love it, and it would never occur to them that the police sometimes don’t have a clue what they’re talking about: [Merced Multi-Agency Narcotics Task Force Commander] Compston said more growers are cloning female plants, which produce the valuable buds with higher THC levels, in order to yield a product that will be more profitable on the street. “They are basically making hybrid plants,†Compston said. [Merced Sun-Star] Maybe I’m being picky, but I think it’s rather telling that a regional task force commander fundamentally misunderstands how marijuana works. All commercial marijuana is female. Male... More About: Fire , Knowledge , Lack
Its because marijuana is addictive
2007-09-06 07:28:00 So what? Gambling is addictive. Drinking alcohol is addictive. Pornography and the sex trade are two of the most addictive things in the world. Yet, all of them, perfectly legal. If I opened up a business that catered to all legal addictions; slot machines & gambling in one corner, strippers on the other side, arcade games in another corner, and a big fat bar that peddles cigarettes and booze right in the middle - How much trouble do you think a place like that would see on an average day? I think we would have the police on speed dial. They would probably stop in once a week to clean house. Now if I opened up a shop where people could come in, chill out and rent a bong, maybe grab a cup of java, smoke up and veg out… Do you really think it would be a dangerous hang out? I certainly don’t. As a matter of fact, I think it would be 11 times more peaceful than the first business. Think about it. Every bar has a bouncer. They don’t hire these people on a just-in-... More About: Marijuana , Addict
Its because marijuana is addictive
2007-09-06 07:28:00 So what? Gambling is addictive. Drinking alcohol is addictive. Pornography and the sex trade are two of the most addictive things in the world. Yet, all of them, perfectly legal. If I opened up a business that catered to all legal addictions; slot machines & gambling in one corner, strippers on the other side, arcade games in another corner, and a big fat bar that peddles cigarettes and booze right in the middle - How much trouble do you think a place like that would see on an average day? I think we would have the police on speed dial. They would probably stop in once a week to clean house. Now if I opened up a shop where people could come in, chill out and rent a bong, maybe grab a cup of java, smoke up and veg out… Do you really think it would be a dangerous hang out? I certainly don’t. As a matter of fact, I think it would be 11 times more peaceful than the first business. Think about it. Every bar has a bouncer. They don’t hire these people on a just-in-case kind of b... More About: Marijuana , Addict
The things every stoner has said
2007-09-05 07:46:00 Admit it, Hempheads. When it comes right down to it, we are all dirty rotten liars. Here are some of my favorite lies that are told on a daily basis by me and my fellow smokers. I’ll pay you as soon as I get paid. I can’t find my weed. Have you seen my bong? I can’t find my (insert item here). Do you have any weed? Did that weed make you paranoid? I think its the cops, man. Do I look baked? Man I’m baked. I could sure use a sub sandwich. Can I pay you later? Do you have any papers? I need to clean this bong.(wont get done) I need to clean my house.(wont get done) I gotta stop smoking so much weed. And now, your hempheads mission. Find someone smoking a joint who doesn’t know you’re there. Run by them and yell “COPS!†More About: Stoner , Things
The things every stoner has said
2007-09-05 07:46:00 Admit it, Hempheads. When it comes right down to it, we are all dirty rotten liars. Here are some of my favorite lies that are told on a daily basis by me and my fellow smokers. I’ll pay you as soon as I get paid. I can’t find my weed. Have you seen my bong? I can’t find my (insert item here). Do you have any weed? Did that weed make you paranoid? I think its the cops, man. Do I look baked? Man I’m baked. I could sure use a sub sandwich. Can I pay you later? Do you have any papers? I need to clean this bong.(wont get done) I need to clean my house.(wont get done) I gotta stop smoking so much weed. And now, your hempheads mission. Find someone smoking a joint who doesn’t know you’re there. Run by them and yell “COPS!” More About: Stoner , Things
Do You Have My Reservation
2007-05-09 02:46:00 Click Here for more great videos and pictures! More About: Have , Reserva
Accidental PR
2007-05-02 21:33:00 The page rank for one of my blogs suddenly jumped from 1 to 2, and many on the internal pages recieved an inexplicable PR 3. The very odd thing about it is that I hadn’t really done anything differently and many of the pages receiving higher ranks than the homepage were previously unranked or 0s. This ... More About: Software , Downloads , Finances , Free Stuff , Webhosting
Why Everyone needs to get on a Social Bookmarking Site
2007-04-27 05:54:00 I’m often amazed at how many people still have no grasp of whats out there in terms of the wealth of knowledge buried on the internet. Most people have an IM or emailing routine that they very seldomly fall out of short of a link in a chain letter or the odd all night YouTube ... More About: Software , Social , Free Stuff , Site , Social Bookmarking
Vistaprint works for any webmaster.
2007-04-26 02:54:00 You may have heard of this online print shop called Vistaprint. Their big claim to fame is their Free business cards promotion. Many are sceptics but it really is true; They will send you free business cards. You only have to pay for the shipping. What they do is automatically set the delivery to ... More About: Webmaster , Free Stuff , Works , Master , Mast
Women in the workplace?
2007-04-24 05:46:00 For our first installment of video of the week, I would like to show you all something I found quite funny. It seems like a good way to start off this section. The point is to get a few cheap laughs and this video provides exactly that. More About: Women , Workplace , Place , Lace
Feedflare
2007-04-24 05:33:00 You may have noticed the lovely little social bookmarking buttons under each post on this blog. They are provided by Feed burner, which I use to syndicate my content. Instead of using Wordpress’s built in RSS Feed, I chose Feedburner becasue it makes your feeds more compatible, helps you to publicize, provides you with stats and ... More About: Software , Free Stuff , Flare
Box.Net Widget
2007-04-16 02:59:00 I just added the box.net widget to this blog. You can store hundreds of megabytes of files online at box.net and share the files in their widget. This is a great all-in-one widget that works well for music, video, photos, text files and more. This particular widget is a fantastic way to add interactivity and ... More About: Software , Downloads , Free Stuff , Widget
Midphase Hosting Plans Bumped Up? Way Up
2007-04-05 01:06:00 Midphase Host ing is proud, nay excited, NAY ecstatic to announce upgrades to their flagship brand accounts! midPhase megaPhase and proPhase plans have now been bumped to remain competitive and alluring to customers and they couldnt be happier about it. You can find details on the new plans at http://www.midPhase.com but here are the basic stats: megaPhase ——— 200GB of disk ... More About: Webhosting , Plans , Bump
Link Your Tech Related Blog Here
2007-03-31 23:36:00 Submit your link to any technology related blog to this post. There will be no screening process or waiting for approval. No backlink required. Just comment with a link to your tech blog. More About: Software , Free Stuff , Tech , Blog , Link
Email Spam Tips
2007-03-31 23:34:00 Email SPAM is a more common problem than most of us like to admit. We were all noobs at one time or another and made the mistake of posting our email in a forum or elsewhere. I find it helps to run a google search on your email address and remove it where possible and, ... More About: Software , Spam , Email , Finances , Free Stuff
Threw a bucket of paint over TS
2007-03-19 21:54:00 I changed the theme for TodaySavvy. Still working it out of the mold but I am quite pleased with the apearance so far. Its always a good idea to edit whatever theme you choose for your blog. No matter how good you think it looks. You need to distinguish yourself from the billions and billions of ... More About: Software , Free Stuff , Over , Buck , Paint
Plogger Gallery Integration (Heres The Source)
2007-03-19 06:57:00 Here is the source code for what is looked at in my previous post. To include this script on your site, save the file you want to include it in as .Php and add the following code where you want it to appear. <?php include(”plogger-last-image.phpR 21;);?> Plogger Latest Image Source Code More About: Software , Downloads , Integration , Free Stuff |
