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Brandy Britton - An Unusual Escort
2008-05-18 00:04:00
Those of the readers who didn't see the previous post on the DC Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, might want to catch up with the English Courtesan on escorts and madams here. Brandy Britton?s was an equally tragic story to that of the DC Madam...Brandy Britton may or may not have worked for the DC Madam. Like Deborah Jeane Palfrey, Brandy Britton was a provider of sexual services. Also like Deborah Jeane, Brandy committed suicide. However perhaps the greatest similarity between the two women was this: each of them was so much more than the sexual services she provided. Just as Deborah Jeane Palfrey was more than just the DC Madam, Brandy Britton was more than just a college professor turned escort...Brandy Britton's life seemed to fall apart when she filed a U$10 million lawsuit against her employer UMBC for sexual discrimination. She later said that being an academic hadn't just been a job to her. It had been her whole life. She left the job in 1999 and, after a brief spell working...

High class call girls & the DC Madam
2008-05-14 22:32:00
The English Courtesan was saddened by the news of the DC Madam?s suicide notes. As with Brandy Britton, the college professor who was the DC Madam?s former employee, and who also took her own life in January 2007, it seems like such a senseless waste... The English Courtesan finds herself wondering once again, what will it take for US legislators to reconsider the whole issue of criminalising prostitution and the way they treat women accused of being escorts or of running high class call girl rings?For those of the readers who haven't followed the DC Madam story, the English Courtesan will summarise. Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the so-called 'D.C. Madam' was found guilty of racketeering, money laundering and using the mail illegally in connection to a prostitution ring which she ran from 1993 to 2006.The DC Madam?s high class call girl service, innocently named 'Pamela Martin & Associates', catered to US government officials, including Louisiana Senator David Vitter and Randall ...
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The English Courtesan's Six Random Things
2008-05-11 00:30:00
The English Courtesan is all of a flutter today because she?s been tagged by the Delectable Dolly Mopp of London! ?Oh the honour, the honour!? wept the English Courtesan lying prostrate before the Deliciousness of Dolly ?The English Courtesan is not worthy!?.Dolly Mopp mopped the English Courtesan?s fevered brow. With a saucy and secretive smile and a brush of her bountiful bosoms, she whispered in the English Courtesan?s ear?no, sorry, that?s a story for another day isn?t it?Those of the readers who have yet to become acquainted with the Mistress of Moppery should hurry over to Dolly Mopp's online lair at once. She has an online Venetian boudoir and even a Victorian boudoir for the English Courtesan to read Victorian novels in! She wears shorts with a double breasted suit and tie! She has a guitar! ?It?s all too beau-ti-ful!? sang the English Courtesan through her sobs as Dolly Mopp spanked her with the guitar, gently and rhythmically.Today?s tag is six random things about yoursel...
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An Escort Sacks A Client VI
2008-05-08 00:15:00
Those of the readers who missed the earlier parts of the story might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here, with Part II of the story here, with Part III of the story here, with Part IV of the story here and with Part V of the English Courtesan's story here. This is the sorry saga of how and why the English Courtesan sacked her first client...read on...Since the sacking, Geoff continues to send the English Courtesan texts and leave her voicemails. His messages are sad, forlorn, a little lost. He says he wants to make it up to the English Courtesan. He says he?s sorry. The English Courtesan feels deeply guilty about that. She?s sorry too. But she?s not taking Geoff back.If the truth be told, this was one booking the English Courtesan always dreaded. Geoff was hard work and she'd come home feeling battered, emotionally and physically. The English Courtesan tried not to dislike him. She felt, and she still feels, that if you take a client?s money then you owe them a certai...
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An Escort Sacks A Client V
2008-05-03 02:56:00
Those of the readers who missed the first part of the story might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here, with Part II of the story here, with Part III of the story here and with Part IV of the story here.This is the story of how and why the English Courtesan sacked her first client. Read on?Ten days before the rescheduled booking, Geoff texted the English Courtesan to confirm. She texted back to say that yes, it was in the diary, and she looked forward to seeing him at 7pm on Friday XXth. The following day Geoff sent the English Courtesan a text saying 'please call'. She called and asked Geoff if he was still OK for Friday. He said 'yes, unless anything unexpected happens'.The English Courtesan usually expects clients to confirm by text 24 to 48 hours before a booking, as do most escort girls. However with Geoff's prior cancellation and their previous conversation in mind, the English Courtesan felt she should re-confirm. So on Wednesday night, she texted Geoff to co...
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An Escort Sacks A Client IV
2008-04-30 23:16:00
Those of the readers who missed the first part of the story might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here, with Part II here and with Part III here. This is the story of how and why the English Courtesan sacked her first client. Read on?The reasons why the English Courtesan carried on seeing Geoff were complicated. She?ll get round to those eventually, but let?s just say for now that she stuck with him.Geoff had mentioned he was going to take a break for a month or so, as he was going on holiday and relocating to the Midlands shortly after that. So when he disappeared, the English Courtesan wasn't unduly concerned. She's not a clingy creature and like most sensible escorts she accepts that clients come and go. The whole point of the escort-client relationship is that it's 'no strings' with no commitment on either side.Yet with Geoff it was more than that. When Geoff didn?t text or call after a month, or after 2 months, or even after 6 months, the English Courtesan felt...
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An Escort Sacks A Client III
2008-04-27 00:39:00
Are we sitting comfortably? Then the English Courtesan will continue with the story of how she sacked her first client... The mystery photo seemed rather appropriate. The English Courtesan had to put her poor silly head right inside to get that one! The readers are invited to submit their guesses and a virtual prize will be awarded to the first person to correctly identify where the English Courtesan left her head.Those of the readers who haven't been following this sorry saga might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here and also here. Geoff wasn?t good at small courtesies but over time the English Courtesan found him harder and harder to deal with on other things too.One example of many is that Geoff developed a bit of a thing about parking. When she arrived at the gated development where he lived, the English Courtesan would press the buzzer and Geoff would come down. There was no need for that, as he could have given the English Courtesan the code for the gates instead...
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An Escort Sacks A Client II
2008-04-24 00:01:00
Those of the readers who missed the first part of the story might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here. This is the tale of how and why she sacked her first client. Read on?Perhaps the English Courtesan is getting ahead of herself. She doesn?t dislike her clients as a general rule.In fact the English Courtesan tends not to dislike anyone unless she has a very good reason. She thinks that disliking people is a waste of energy.However there were several good reasons why the English Courtesan didn?t like Geoff. Escorts are human too and like anyone else they place a value on the little things. Geoff didn?t do little things. Maybe he didn?t do them because she was an escort or maybe he didn?t do them for anyone but the English Courtesan noticed.A cup of coffee, a smile, a reasonable amount of notice, an effort not to cancel bookings, all of these are small courtesies that you should show to anyone. You wouldn?t expect your accountant to sit there for 4 hours without a cuppa,...
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An Escort Sacks A Client I
2008-04-19 14:33:00
The English Courtesan just sacked her first client. She's not proud of it but it had to be done. This is the story...Let?s call him Geoff. That?s not his real name. Nor was he the English Courtesan's first client, in the sense of the first person she saw as an escort. However he is the first client she has ever refused to see again.There are plenty of people the English Courtesan refuses to meet. About 80% of initial requests to meet her get turned down. However the fact that she?s picky to start with means that if she does agree to meet you, the English Courtesan will most likely stick with you. As a general rule, she?s a loyal and forgiving creature.That?s why sacking Geoff seems like such a big thing. He was not only one of the English Courtesan?s clients, he was one of her longest standing regular clients.The English Courtesan first met Geoff (not his real name) soon after she became an escort. She placed an advert in a newspaper and he responded. He's not aware of this blog...
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The English Courtesan Wants Your Captions!
2008-04-17 00:04:00
'Overtired' said the English Courtesan's mother with an irritatingly meaningful mother-knows-best look. 'Am not!' roared the English Courtesan, leaping up from the sofa in a convincingly sprightly fashion and falling over own silly feet. All of that at 7pm before a large dinner and a long drive home through a Yorkshire blizzard. Oh dear. Spring may have sprung but early mornings plus late nights have made the English Courtesan a decidedly dull girl of late. So tonight she's getting a virtuously early night on her ownsome.So until the English Courtesan comes back to take them in hand, as it were, the readers are invited to play along with her caption competition. Here is an astoundingly poor photo of something fuzzy, taken as ever by the English Courtesan's own fair hand. The readers are invited to a) suggest what it might be and b) come up with an appropriate caption.The winner of the English Courtesan's caption competition will get a free...ah no, the English Courtesan does...
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Daffodil Poems & A Steamy Photo...
2008-04-12 09:01:00
Spring has sprung and the English Courtesan is about to go out making merry in the April sunshine! Before she goes however she wants to share a little of the joys of Spring with her readers. Hence the photo of a daffodil, taken by the English Courtesan's own fair hand! Good, isn't it? What d'you mean 'not particularly'?The English Courtesan is rather proud of this daffodil. Oh all right, all right, she knows it's just a daffodil. It's not even a technically accomplished daffodil but the English Courtesan is still inordinately proud of it. That's because this daffodil is proof that the English Courtesan knows how to do steamy soft-focus shots. Is that or is it not a useful skill for an escort?So in a feeble attempt at coherence, the English Courtesan thought she'd find a daffodil poem to go with her steamy soft-focus daffoporno shoot today. That way the readers will have something to play with other than their good selves while she's away.The English Courtesan has two favou...
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The English Courtesan's Six Word Memoir
2008-04-09 23:46:00
The English Courtesan was thrilled to be tagged by Tres Chère Juliette a few weeks ago to write a six word memoir. Those of the English Courtesan's readers who don't know Chère Juliette might like to know that she's the proud owner of the world's most enticing collection of saucy black and white photos... Juliette is also a lyrical writer and a practitioner of the midnight vices and she recently won the English Courtesan's prize for nice clean knickers. What better recommendation could there possibly be for a girl than to pass the English Courtesan's gym knicker inspection with such flying colours?Revenons à nos moutons...as well as liking Chère Juliette, the English Courtesan likes tags too as she's a bit of an overgrown child at heart. If the truth be told, the English Courtesan can be quite lazy and indolent and that's why she especially liked the idea of this tag. A six word memoir sounds like a nice easy blog post and the English Courtesan likes nice easy blog posts. Le...
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The English Courtesan - Making Your Jour A Bonheur...
2008-04-05 18:29:00
Never let it be said that the English Courtesan does not cater to her readers' every whims, for further to the comments on the Jane's Guide post, she has found them a particularly delightful antique Bonheur du Jour! What's more, it's coming up next week at a saleroom in Yorkshire near you (or maybe not) and it?s at what the English Courtesan thinks is a very fair price...read on...It may be catalogued as Victorian but the English Courtesan thinks this little gem is un tout petit peu Frenchy 19th century looking. The twin porcelain plaques, adorned with a pair of bewigged lovers, are set into two doors, which conceal velvet-lined shelves. The superstructure of the Bonheur du jour sits beneath a coved top and is adorned by gilt metal escutcheons and beading and what appear to be caryatides (that?s naked ladies with big boobies to you, although the English Courtesan can?t be sure as the photo is a little fuzzy). The base of the Bonheur du Jour has an elegant frieze drawer, a shapel...

Escorts & Discretion...(Or How To Avoid Your Own Call Girl Scandal)
2008-04-02 23:46:00
A kind reader sent the English Courtesan a link to the News of The World. The topless red-top just scored 3-in-a-week, as opposed to 3-in-a-bed, on escort scandals. In the past 7 days they?ve bagged themselves an Oxford prodigy, an F1 boss and an Apprentice contestant. All while still running with the Cristiano Ronaldo hookers? ball. The English Courtesan will spare the readers the details of the latest call girl scandals but they can probably work out at least one of them from the headline depicted. However the best hooker headline yet from the News of The World has undoubtedly been the cheesy yet glorious 'laughing all the way to the bonk'. That topped off an article in which they calculated that Ronaldo?s £140k a week deal with Manchester United will buy him 900 vice girls a week. That was particularly helpful and considerate of them, as News of The World readers, not unlike footballers perhaps, are not generally known for their numeracy levels.On a serious note, it just so hap...
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The English Courtesan Is Original & Quality!
2008-03-29 17:58:00
Oh yes, it's time for another round of unbearable smugness today - Jane says the English Courtesan is quality and original! Oh lookety look at this, my lovelies, for the English Courtesan has a review on Jane's Sex Guide...Those of the readers who haven't come across Jane's Guide to adult websites should be ashamed of themselves. Jane's Sex Guide has been going since 1997 which makes her 77 in hooman years. The English Courtesan should perhaps add a note to that which is that new media years are like dog years, i.e. you follow the x7 principle to work out the real world equivalence. What's more, Jane is not only still having sex at the age of 77, she's having sex aplenty, with vintage pin-ups, escorts, erotica writers, fetishists, glamour models, courtesans, photographers, gender benders, fondlers, sexologists and of course bloggers, including the English Courtesan herself.What makes Jane's Guide so special is that every site she lists is hand-reviewed and the reviews are am...
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Eliot Spitzer & The High Class Call Girls
2008-03-27 00:25:00
The English Courtesan has had several emails over the past few weeks inviting her views on Eliot Spitzer. Those of the readers who've been spending too much time with the English Courtesan and not enough time with the newspapers might like to know that Spitzer was the New York State Governor until recently. On March 12th he resigned after being identified as a client of a high class prostitution ring called the Emperors Club VIP.It appears that Eliot Spitzer 's bank reported certain payments or cash withdrawals from his account to the FBI, suspecting that they might have been political bribes. However the investigation, which involved wire taps on calls between the Emperors Club VIP and their escort girls, as well as on Spitzer?s own lines, revealed that his bank transfers were in fact payments to the so-called prostitution ring.So fashionably late as ever, here is the English Courtesan's two penneth worth. She thinks we ought to leave Eliot Spitzer alone to repair what he can of ...
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The English Courtesan Gets A High Five!
2008-03-22 00:53:00
It's a Friday... a Bank Holiday... the sun is shining in Yorkshire? those are red herrings... but? the English Courtesan is delighted to serve up a platter of blog treats for the readers' pleasure! Why has the English Courtesan broken with her tradition of Wednesday and Saturday blog posts? The reason is a good one?read on?Oh yes, the delicious and delectable Secondhand Rose has awarded the English Courtesan a high five as part of that fabulous initiative known as High Five Fridays! Those of the English Courtesan?s readers who have yet to follow the lewd link to the luscious and lovely Secondhand Rose might like to know that she?s a writer turned phone companion and conversationalist. She?s pink and she?s petalled and you can see a picture of her in fabulous ruffled panties or even buy yourselves a pair of them on her blog. Not that the virtuous readers would be interested in anything as scandalous as purchasing Rose-scented panties of course, but the English Courtesan just though...
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The English Courtesan Might Be In...
2008-03-19 21:12:00
?No, my lovelies? said the English Courtesan ?It?s not here and it?s not there either today...' 'That?s because today is Wednesday and the whole point of High Five Fridays is that they must absolutely always and only be done on Fridays!?That means that the readers will all have to troop back to the English Courtesan?s blog on Friday to see what she has for them. However by way of consolation in the meantime, here is a fuzzy wuzzy picture of a peacock, or to be more precise a peahen, up a tree. Never let it be said that the English Courtesan leaves her readers less than satisfied? ;-)The photo was once again taken by the English Courtesan?s own fair hand. It might be a clue as to her whereabouts this past week or it might just be a very lazy post because the English Courtesan is catching up on sleep, rather like the peahen in the tree. The readers must deduce which of those it is and send their answers to the English Courtesan on a postcard to the usual.On Friday the English Courte...
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The English Courtesan May Or May Not Be In...
2008-03-15 16:14:00
The English Courtesan is still away from her desk. Despite the readers' dazzling array of international travel destination guesses, none of them was quite right. To be fair, some of the guesses weren't that far away. For reasons of discretion however the English Courtesan couldn't possibly say which...So the English Courtesan thought she'd be a bit more helpful with today's photo. Here's where she is. It looks a bit Dutch doesn't it? Of course that could well just be another of the English Courtesan's trademark red herrings. It's not necessarily Holland. It might be but it might not be. That's the English Courtesan's clue for a whoop of laughter and a little wiggly dance in a 'wooh-wooh, the readers can't catch meee!' fashion.Incidentally the building in the photo is not exactly where the English Courtesan is. She wouldn't want to besmirch the neighbours' reputations by implying such a scandalous thing. However the building is near to where the English Courtesan is. ...
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Where is the windswept English Courtesan?
2008-03-12 11:03:00
'Why hasn't the English Courtesan replied to our comments and emails?' asked the readers indignantly. 'Ah well' replied the English Courtesan with a mysterious smirk, 'that would be because she is currently away from her desk'...So today's post in haste is a nice easy quiz: the readers are invited to guess where the frozen and windswept English Courtesan is this week. The clue is that it's not exactly the Côte d'Azur... :-) Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, escort, escorts, travel companion, travel companions, travel, luxury travel, cluesThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
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The Morgan LifeCar
2008-03-08 21:45:00
?Two cars in two weeks?? gasped the readers. ?Have the petrol fumes gone to the English Courtesan?s head??. ?No? replied the English Courtesan looking smug. ?For there are no filthy fumes today??read on??From this day forth? continued the English Courtesan, looking solemn and puffing out her small but perfectly formed chest in a gesture of the utmost self-importance, ?you will find no carbon dioxide, no carbon monoxide, no nitrogen dioxide, no sulphur dioxide, no benzene, no formaldehyde, no polycyclic hydrocarbons and no lead emitting from the English Courtesan?s motoring rear.??For the English Courtesan has seen the light. Only pure, clean water shall henceforth flow from her motor car?s loins. Where once there stood a wicked petrolhead of an English Courtesan, there now stands before you a pure and virtuous lectrichead English Courtesan?.What is it that won the English Courtesan over to the forces of the light? Ah yes, that would be?drum roll?the Morgan LifeCar, the most beautifu...
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Whose Muse Is The English Courtesan?
2008-03-05 21:51:00
Courtesy of those amusing people at BlogThings, and inspired by a reader close to the English Courtesan's heart, comes the 'what muse are you?' quiz. The English Courtesan is showing the readers hers. That means they have to show her theirs. As it were... ;-)While she awaits the readers' contributions, here is the English Courtesan's muse diagnosis:Your Inner Muse is UraniaYou are most like this muse of astronomy. Your head is in the stars, and you look to the future. You give off a heavenly, mysterious vibe. And you're not too bad at predicting the future.What Muse Are You?If you do the quiz, you'll note that the English Courtesan has substituted her own choice of painting, The Muses Urania and Calliope by Simon Vouet, for the quiz one. That's because hers is prettier. Ahem... ;-)DISCLAIMER: A note to filthy porno spammers: if you deliberately misinterpret the English Courtesan's invitation and show her yours by email, she reserves the right to make your private parts into...
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The Rinspeed sQuba
2008-03-01 15:01:00
Michael Böhm, the English Courtesan salutes you! Not just because of your name, though it did raise a chortle here, for reasons which would be impossible to explain politely to a Swiss German. No, tickled as she was by Mister Böhm's monicker, what's caught the English Courtesan eye is a fabulous new motor car called the Rinspeed sQuba. The petrolheads amongst the English Courtesan?s cliterati will no doubt have spotted the Rinspeed sQuba in the headlines for the Geneva Motor Show which is on from 6th to 16th March 2008. Those of the readers who have yet to acquaint themselves with the lovely Mister Böhm (the English Courtesan should hasten to add, before she causes any marital strife, that she?s in that very position herself), should know that he?s the man who set up Rinspeed, the company behind the new sQuba car. The company now has a new CEO called Frank M. Rinderknecht but that?s not as funny so the English Courtesan will stick to Mister Böhm. As it were? ;-)Now with a name li...
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Shower Scene Without The English Courtesan
2008-02-28 00:50:00
Sent in by A Reader this week, and further to the previous post entitled 'Shower scene with the English Courtesan', comes a helpful suggestion as to how you can create your very own shower scene at home, without the English Courtesan and with minimal expense and trouble...So for those of the readers who?ve been wondering how to get the English Courtesan into their shower without her price tag, she's proud to present...Drum roll?Camera pans shakily round the bathroom door as a ghostly hand draws back the shower curtain ?Cue ?Eeh! Eeh! Eeh!? Psycho film score?Oh yes, it?s the shower scene without the English Courtesan! In the English Courtesan place you'll find a ten inch dolly in a towel and turban. That was quite an anti-climax, wasn?t it? :-)OK, OK, so it?s not quite the same as having the real English Courtesan in your shower. But at least the dolly in your home movie isn?t just any old dolly. She?s a Madame Alexander dolly. You can tell she?s a superior dolly because she even...
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An Escort And A Mystery...
2008-02-23 21:42:00
The English Courtesan had a curious call a few weeks ago from what some escorts might call a timewaster. Only the English Courtesan wasn?t sure if he was a timewaster or someone whose gentle but persuasive fantasies got the better of him. The English Courtesan still doesn't know quite what to make of the whole episode, hence today's blog post...read on...The English Courtesan doesn?t advertise her number and she takes a deposit so she usually manages to avoid what escorts call timewasters. People that want to meet the English Courtesan send an email saying what day and time they?d be free to talk and then she calls them, withholding her number for the first call. If all goes well, the English Courtesan asks for a real name and details of the hotel booking and supplies details of how to make the deposit.Like any other escort, there are some checks the English Courtesan does on names and she verifies the hotel reservation. However she tends to do that only after she receives the dep...
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Shower Scene With The English Courtesan
2008-02-21 00:59:00
It looks like Moggy and Winter are busy doing something else tonight, ahem, so the English Courtesan supposes that she and the readers will have to wait for them to share with the class in the fullness of time. So in the meantime, by way of a post in haste, the English Courtesan thought she?d share a little clue about why she?s late for the day job deadline with the readers...The clue comes courtesy of the health and safety police at a rather nice hotel with which the English Courtesan is acquainted. It?s a comical comment on the nanny state and perhaps the state of the dumbed-down-and-prone-to-suing nation. Has English education really become so utterly worthless that hotel guests need to be told not to fall out of the shower?The English Courtesan will forgive this particular hotel as she likes their boudoirs and she likes their sense of humour too. She also likes Hitchcock and naked ladies in showers but that?s a topic for another day.However the English Courtesan is heaving a big...
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With Love From The English Courtesan...
2008-02-17 00:42:00
By way of a belated Happy Valentine's Day and fashionably late as ever, the English Courtesan thought she'd share a favourite poem with the readers today. The photo is of a rosebud, not unlike the English Courtesan's own...ahem... ;-)The poem, 'The innocence of any flesh sleeping', is from Brian Patten's Love Poems. It's one of the most tender and beautiful poems the English Courtesan has ever read and that's why she wanted to share it with the readers.The English Courtesan hopes that those of the readers who are blessed with a companion they love will whisper a few lines of this poem in their ear as they sleep tonight. She hopes that those of the readers who don't have such a companion will find one some day soon, and discover for themselves the delights of watching a loved one sleep.Sleep is one of the English Courtesan's very favourite things. She's a night owl but she always manages a good 8 hours as she believes that sleep restores us to who we're meant to be. If sh...
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A Quickie With The English Courtesan III
2008-02-14 00:46:00
?How the bl**dy H*ll?? muttered the English Courtesan crossly ?does M*ggy know what a bow thruster looks like?? ?And while we're on the topic of nautical nous, since when did Mr. Tickles and VJ know their transoms from their toe-rails??It looks like the English Courtesan's fiendish clue Part I and the English Courtesan's fiendish clue Part II weren?t half as fiendish as she intended. The readers, and in particular the Terrible Threesome of Tickles, Moggy, and VJ, have made mincemeat of her mysteries this week, despite the kind and furry Anonymouse?s attempts to divert them.So here?s how it was meant to go. At the first fiendish clue, the English Courtesan?s readers were meant to leap off down the hotel path and suggest a few suitable landlubber locations. At the second fiendish clue they were meant to think plughole and suggest someone was inspecting the English Courtesan?s pipes. At the third fiendish clue, the photograph above, they were supposed to merely marvel at the evil ge...
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A Quickie With The English Courtesan II
2008-02-09 16:22:00
This clue should be contemplated in conjunction with the English Courtesan's previous clue. To be honest, this clue is unfair. Unless you share a certain hobby with the English Courtesan's Paramour Du Jour, you just don't stand a chance... The trouble is, the English Courtesan's clues don't even belong to the same species. That's because it would have to be out to see it from this angle and in fact it was in when the English Courtesan was there.'That's because it's more fun when it's in!' added the grinning Paramour. 'Quite!' said the English Courtesan, whooping with glee and doing a little jiggly dance at the sheer fiendish genius of the clue... ;-)Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, escort, escorts, travel companion, travel companions, travel, luxury travel, cluesThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
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A Quickie With The English Courtesan
2008-02-07 00:05:00
'After a few long-winded posts...' said the English Courtesan, 'It's time for a quickie!'. 'Ooh yes!' replied the readers enthusiastically. 'Ra-therrrr Livvy!' Now it has to be said that the English Courtesan isn't famed for her quickies. She's a ponderous creature, languid and leisurely as a general rule, but with lewd and lusty interludes when the occasion arises....However the English Courtesan and the Paramour du Jour can vouch that there's a lot to be said for a quickie from time to time. Especially when, like the English Courtesan this week, you're having a bit too much fun to write all about it...cue another irritatingly mysterious smirk... :-)So the readers' challenge for today, by way of their very own quickie while the English Courtesan is playing away, is as follows.Q: Where has English Courtesan been?.A: The only clue you're getting is that it's not what it looks like... ;-)Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, escort, escorts, travel companion, travel ...
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