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Communist Choice![]() Communist Choice In life as in video games choice is just an illusion. It's always just a Communist Choice. Articles
Closing Time
2007-09-24 06:00:00 One last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer… It’s true. I’ve finally decided to do the unthinkable and discontinue the comic for the time being. I am just too busy with my other comic, work and school to keep this up. I don’t want to turn out mediocre material either. So once I ... More About: Comics , Time
Golfing Comic
2007-09-19 06:00:00 This isn’t a secret code. I’m not really taking time off from the comic, but so help me I would like to. Already my updates are late. Well… on the right day, but not necessarily right at midnight. Which isn’t that big of a deal anyway. But I’m really struggling here. It’s not that I ... More About: Comic , Comics , Golfing
Recursion
2007-09-17 06:00:00 Is an explanation here even really necessary? I should hope not. It is kind of clever, and a little unexpected. I’m sure it’s been done before. But I like the linuxiness of circular definition. A comic, about writing a comic, but the super-author is frustrated and writes a comic about how the character can’t write ... More About: Comics
Google Phone!
2007-09-12 06:00:00 First: NO, I don’t really have a Googl e phone or know where to get one, or what it looks like, or if it exists, and the image came from a Google search of “Google Phone .” Now that that’s out of the way I can tell you that the prospect of the Google phone is only really ... More About: Comics , Google Phone
This comic is NSFW
2007-09-10 06:00:00 Is this too corny? Too damn bad. I read Digg a lot and I see “NSFW” and “SFW” about a million times per day. And I realized that it’s only relevant about half the time never. If you’re just afraid your boss will look over your shoulder and see that you’re dicking around on the ... More About: Comic , Comics
Lazy
2007-09-07 06:00:00 Work and school are keeping me pretty busy lately. Throw into the mix that fact that I’m a lazy ass, and a lot of my attention is being pulled in 100 different directions and you’ve got yourself a nice little reciepe for disaster my friends. But on a slightly more serious note, I have been ... More About: Comics , Lazy
Focus
2007-09-05 06:00:00 This is actually something of a jab at my real life roommate. Sometimes that kid is so focused on what game he’s playing I swear he’s not breathing properly. I love my games… I love them. But I’m not going to forget to eat, bathe or you know… blink because one is in front of ... More About: Comics , Focus
Entertainment
2007-09-03 06:00:00 This joke actual holds a special place in my heart. You see, I wasn’t big into sports games or FPS as a kid, RPG’s were more my thing, and as a result, when I would sit down to play a video game with a friend, we would take turns watching the other play. How sad ... More About: Entertainment , Comics , Entertain
Reliable Service
2007-08-31 06:00:00 If you didn’t guess by now I’m using today’s strip to vent a little bit. I live in an apartment and the internet is not considered ‘part of my rent’ so if it goes down I am expected to patiently wait until they get around to it. No deadlines, no reimbursement on my rent if ... More About: Comics , Service
Technology Abuse
2007-08-29 06:00:00 I know this joke is a little corny, but it raises an interesting point. As technology becomes more and more integrated into our society we keep getting lazier and lazier. Once, when phones were unreliable people would still send letters and walk to their neighbors houses to talk to them, but now I would probably ... More About: Technology , Abuse , Comics , Ology
Double crossed!
2007-08-27 06:00:00 This is a debate I have had ongoing with some of my friends. What would make a better ninja than one who could hide in the midst of their most terrible enemy? What would make a better disguise than a pirate? No pirate would ever look for a ninja right in his own midst, and ... More About: Comics , Double
Press pause to continue
2007-08-24 06:00:00 Let’s face it. In real life when something unusual happens you don’t have some brilliant quips prepared. Sit-coms and movies have lead us to believe that everyone, in any situation, no matter how bizarre, will calmly comment about the queer as though it were commonplace. Not everyone has a writer feeding them. Some of us ... More About: Comics , Press , Paus , Pause , Conti
Dun dun dun?
2007-08-22 06:00:00 I don’t know about you, but I’m speechless! What will become of our heroes now that they know they horrible truth about each other? Friends… roommates… torn apart by a difference that runs to the very core of their being. Stay tuned for the dramatic (and hopefully funny) conclusion! Share This More About: Comics
Not so safe
2007-08-20 06:00:00 Nothing to spoil a safe house like a ninja hanging from the ceiling. Pirates vs ninjas is an interesting debate among my friends and I. Where do you all stand? Leave comments if you want to declare you allegiance. I could write a novel about my situation, but basically I’m a half breed. Son of ... More About: Comics , Safe
My safe place
2007-08-17 07:00:00 More childish antics. It’s probably worth noting that the characters are not children. Just average Americans… so… childish anyway. Maybe I need to get off my childish ass and write some character bios. Then the comic would be all legit and stuff. Ok, we need to face facts. I just don’t have much to say in ... More About: Comics , Place , Safe
Good hiding place
2007-08-15 07:00:00 This is the kind of crap that little kids pull all the time. Stuff like ‘if I cover my ears and close my eyes, the other person must have gone away.’ And thats fine for a 3 year old who didn’t fill an Xbox with pudding, but for a 22 year old who did you ... More About: Comics , Place , Good
Pudding Box
2007-08-13 07:00:00 Anyone out there have roommates? They can be a lot of fun, but some most times they are a pain in the ass. And what a variety of ways! They eat your food, leave their nasty laundry in the washer for days or borrow your stuff without asking. Sometimes they borrow your stuff and mess ... More About: Comics , Pudding
Storage space II (Electric Boogaloo)
2007-08-10 07:00:00 I am happy to not own an Xbox 360. Every day on Digg it seems there is another ten articles about the horror of owning a 360. Apparently they go redring (break completely) for no (read: abso-fucking-lutely no) reason at all. And once it goes it’s gone. What the hell kind of world do we ... More About: Space , Comics , Storage , Electric
Storage space
2007-08-08 07:00:00 Ever run out of room for your stuff? I know it’s happened to me. But I haven’t had to keep any electronics in the fridge. Not yet anyway. I hear batteries can be recharged in the fridge, or kept fresh in the freezer… or maybe it’s cooked to a golden brown in a frying pan. ... More About: Space , Comics , Storage
Is that how you really feel?
2007-08-06 07:00:00 “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will make me cut myself.” -Emo Proverb No one likes to be called a mean name and yet we do it all the time. Is it just because it’s funny that we allow ourselves to tear down another human being’s self esteem? I know thats why I do ... More About: Comics , Feel , Really , Ally
Begin new countdown
2007-08-03 07:00:00 Flash white with rage. That phrase is beautiful. Drop that on a customer/coworker where you do business and I guarantee you’ll get some jail time respect. Know why? People respect someone who is willing to take another human life for having to suffer a completely harmless comment. But don’t confuse this kind of bad ass ... More About: Comics , Countdown
T-Minus 10? 9? 8?
2007-08-01 07:00:00 I try not to pre-order too many games because I know I’ll forget and end up with 15 games to play at once. With two jobs, classes to attend and a desire to maintain some semblance of a life (that last one can probably go) I have to be choosy about the games I actually ... More About: Comics
Each comic now free + ads!
2007-07-30 07:00:00 I can’t speak for everyone, but I loved The Simpson’s Movie. The critics have been saying bullshit like “It didn’t take enough risks.” or “I was sucking dick the whole time and the plot didn’t make sense to me.” And while these are all valid points, I choose to ignore them on the grounds that ... More About: Comic , Comics , Free
Linux for laptops
2007-07-27 07:00:00 I have to imagine that this joke may not be as well received as I’d like, but let me tell you this… I actually had to deal with someone who posed this very question to me: “I’d love to try linux out but I have a laptop and they only make windows for laptops. How ... More About: Linux , Laptops , Comics
Couch
2007-07-25 07:00:00 Did you really… really post a comic 1)late 2)with that crappy couch 3)with the mediocre joke? Yes I did. What of it jackass? But seriously, while I could go into why todays comic was late, it’s a boring story that doesn’t matter anyway. Look forward to the future my friends. Don’t dwell on the past. Share This More About: Comics , Couch
Extra Extra!
2007-07-23 07:03:00 Web comics due have the draw back of no requirements. Anyone can publish one. Don’t know anything about HTML? Pay someone to make your site for you! Can’t draw? Who cares! Not funny? Thats ok too! Fortunately there are plenty of talented and funny people who seem to be willing to work for free, leaving ... More About: Comics , Extra , Xtra
Rock On Valhalen?Rock On?
2007-07-20 07:00:00 For those of you who know what the header line is from, you have my infinite respect. As for the rest of you, don’t even worry about it. Anyway, I realized with Wednesday’s comic and now this one, I’m getting a little gamey-advertisingy and I don’t mean to be. Maybe it’s because I’ve never written a comic ... More About: Comics , Rock , Hale |




